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Chapter 1697 Let him work overtime

Three minutes ago, Fang Linyan failed again when he got out of the car to ask for directions, and even caught a black boy who wanted to break off the rearview mirror of the transformed Kotia (motorcycle form) and run away.

This guy who has a natural protective color when it gets dark obviously has a wealth of experience in being arrested, and immediately collapsed and cried as soon as he was caught.

As a result, several black people dressed in brightly colored clothes were soon attracted to surround him, with his right hand intentionally placed in his arms, casting malicious glances.

Obviously, if ordinary people encounter this kind of street incident, they will either let go of this little devil and calm the incident, or sneer and make the incident a big deal, and in the end someone will shoot——yes, don’t underestimate what happened in the bar. And the lower limit of the black people hanging out outside the disco, their brains are already full of violent factors, not to mention most of them have been baptized by alcohol and marijuana?

But Fang Linyan is obviously not an ordinary person, he gave a third option: that is, let Lao Tzu be a guide for everything!
First put them all down swiftly, and then every ten seconds when they didn't get an answer, they just slapped them with a big mouth, and it was with such force that they would slap their teeth.

These ground snakes quickly burst out with huge energy, and the final answer made Fang Linyan dumbfounded:

"What!! Metal Poison is a thrift store?"

Soon, he arrived at the gate of the destination under the leadership of several dejected, swollen-cheeked, and leaky idiots, and then discovered that it was a misunderstanding that had been in disrepair.

The illuminated signboard of this thrift store is probably old, so several letters in the middle are missing, so it looks like a metal bar from a distance. In fact, the three letters BAR are far apart, and there are probably a few more in the middle. The letters are gone.

This kind of misunderstanding is like the lighted signboard of "Shanghai Crane Factory" that has been in disrepair for a long time, and the words "sea" and "car" have been dropped in the middle.

Fang Linyan pushed open the door of this store, and immediately heard a "creak" sound from the door, the sound dragged on for a long time, fully expressing that the door shaft was seriously lacking in lubricating oil and still insisted on working dissatisfaction.

After walking into the shop, Fang Linyan immediately had the illusion that he was on a boat. The steering wheel and life buoy were hung on the wall, and every corner was wrapped with rubber. Everything was fixed, and even the windows looked Both look like portholes.

The boss standing inside the counter was a gray-haired old man with a huge red nose. He was holding a stainless steel flat wine jug by his hand. He smelled strongly of alcohol. Then he said to Fang Linyan:

"Welcome, are you two casually shopping, or do you have a designated purchase item?"

In terms of communicating with people, Fang Linyan asked himself that he was not very good at it. In the end, he often had to go to the step of intimidation, so Xingyi stepped forward.

She smiled and walked over to chat with the boss, while Fang Linyan began to look at the things on the shelves. He found that these things were mainly special products from all over the world:
From Chinese folding fans, porcelain, to Japanese kimono, ukiyo-e, as well as European full-body armor, oil paintings, and even a human head hanging from a high place.

Of course, this head has been processed in a special way, and it has been condensed to the size of a fist. Perhaps it is because of the shrinkage of the skin, and even its expression shows a secret smile.

Of course, Lin Yan from the East and the West also knew each other. It was a specialty handed down from the cannibal tribes in the Amazon Basin.

While these savage and vicious guys were cannibals, they were also quite afraid of the soul. They believed that the enemy's head would not be reincarnated after being treated in this way, but would always suffer in this shrunken head.

The boss saw Fang Linyan's checking behavior, and he didn't forget to add:
"These handicrafts were brought back from all over the world with my own hands. They are not cheap, but they must be genuine!"

After looking at it, Xingyi simply bought a porcelain plate—this thing is really not cheap, there is no deposit and there is a crack, but the boss asked for a price of [-] knives, and he swore that it was from China. A thing used by the emperor.

After Xingyi paid for the goods, she got to the point, smiled at the boss and said:
"Boss, I really like the things you have here. I will bring friends here next time. I heard that Captain Monta is here. Can the boss introduce you?"

The old man was stunned for a moment and said:

"What are you doing with Monta?"

Xingyi and Fang Linyan had already thought up their speeches, and she immediately showed some embarrassment, and then mumbled:

"This matter sounds a little...somewhat abnormal. If you tell the truth, I don't think you will believe it."

As Xingyi said, she took out a hundred knives from her pocket and placed them on the table:
"Don't worry, we have absolutely no malicious intentions, but we really have something very important to find him."

The boss shook his head slightly, pushed the banknote back, and said sadly:

"Monta, this old dog, should be dead. He came to drink with me ten days ago, and then suddenly slipped off the stool. The doctor said it was a stroke. The blood vessels in his brain burst directly, and he will live for the rest of his life. Just lying down like this is a high probability event."

"Monta has only one daughter named Suzie, she is very filial, but unfortunately she has no money, and her savings were spent in the rescue, and this old thing will cost a day's money if she lies in the hospital for a day. If you're extubated, you're dead."

"Susie asked me to borrow a few hundred yuan yesterday, but the money is probably only enough until noon today, so Susie should take him home."

After hearing this, Xingyi immediately said anxiously:
"I know a famous doctor in New York. Mr. Monta should be saved. Please tell me Susie's contact information!"

It can be seen that Monta has a deep friendship with the boss, so he immediately called Susie, but as soon as the call was connected, there was a crying sound from the other side. It turned out that Susie is currently in the hospital, rolling and throwing Stop the doctor from extubating?
Of course, for the doctor, Suzie is just making trouble for no reason. Her father already owes more than 2 US dollars in medical expenses. Seeing that the money is about to become a bad debt, the doctor certainly does not allow the bad debt to continue to increase. This is ruthless In a capitalist society, the additional arrears will be converted into wages.

Therefore, this phone call completely became Susie's life-saving straw. She immediately reported her address, and then Fang Linyan and Xingyi hurried over.

After seeing that the customer paid quickly and settled all the previous arrears, the private hospital immediately changed its role, as if the face of a Sichuan opera changed, and resumed providing meticulous services.

However, out of professional ethics, the attending doctor still called Fang Linyan and the two over and informed Captain Monta of the current situation. The old man does not meet the conditions for surgery, so he can only use drugs to control his condition.

It’s just that the condition is still deteriorating unstoppably. The attending doctor believes that the time for the drug to take effect will not exceed five hours. Even if the patient is transported to the Mayo Clinic, he can only live until tomorrow. out.

In the end, the attending doctor, who obviously had low EQ, made a very inappropriate analogy: he called Captain Monta a corpse that was still breathing and had a heartbeat, which made Susie completely collapse, covering her face and crying bitterly.

At this time, Fang Linyan took pictures of Captain Monta's medical records and sent them to another strong supporter: Sheffield, with her strong social skills and attributes, she must have formed a corresponding social circle by now, and let her act as an intermediary. Ask a professional.

Sheffield responded quickly. She asked two professionals to analyze the medical records. These two people are medical authorities. The opinions they gave were surprisingly consistent, and that was Captain Monta's The situation is not optimistic, and he also used adjectives like "corpse" to accurately state his views.

Under such circumstances, Fang Linyan rested his chin and was thinking about another thing: If the normal procedure was followed, Captain Monta would surely die.

Therefore, the difficulty of this hidden milestone is reflected in the first time-to take out useful things from the mouth of a quasi-dead/vegetative person.

"Fortunately, the glory of Lord Hyacinthus surrounds me."

Fang Linyan thought happily:

"Otherwise, I have to find a way to find a psychic or a psychic now. In the wizarding world of Harry Potter, it is easy to do this. Unfortunately, it is a metal life/alien like Transformers. In a world where man is the mainstream, this is not an easy task."

Soon, Fang Linyan casted the newly acquired magic: no surprise, the dedicated Flander appeared as a severely disabled person again.

For the cause of Your Excellency Hyacinthus, Farland has always devoted himself to the cause without complaint or regret.

This time, Flander's appearance is a cripple and a yellow man, otherwise he looks normal. Fang Linyan walked up to him curiously, and asked him why he chose this body. Farland's explanation is shocking.

It turns out that both kidneys of this body have been completely necrotic --- they have undergone three kidney replacement operations before, and at the same time suffered two strokes, one myocardial infarction, and a pair of tumors in the brain, yes, please pay attention, yes A pair is not one!
Let's put it this way, even if Flander didn't touch him this time, it would be difficult for this guy to survive ten days.

After exchanging pleasantries, Farland sighed and said:
"Your Excellency the Knight Commander, do you know? You caused me to lose a lot of money."

Fang Linyan wondered:
"We were separated by the whole plane before, how could this be blamed on me? No, please be more specific."

Farland shrugged and said:
"Sheffield should have met you, right?"

Fang Linyan said:

"Of course, she played a big role—I don't mean anything else, you are all in your field."

Fang Linyan gave a thumbs up while speaking.

Farland sighed:

"Our bet has something to do with you - I bet you asked my god for help first, but you chose her first."

Fang Linyan suddenly laughed and said:

"You can't blame me, Mr. Flander. The mainstream of this world is the hegemony of two metal lives. After they are injured, what they need is welding, parts, polishing, and oiling, and your treatment methods are ineffective for them. of."

Farland sighed and shook his head:

"I hate metal."

Then he said to Fang Linyan seriously:

"One more thing, it is the oracle of my god."

After Fang Linyan heard this, his expression became solemn, he stood up straight and said seriously:
"Please say."

Farland said:

"My God said that you have a powerful force from outside. This power is somewhat similar to the power of the goddess Eris. It has been blessed on you across the limitations of time, space and planes. It is a typical curse power."

"However, the goddess Athena is also very researched in the field of curses (Medusa was cursed by her to become a gorgon), so she intercepted and resolved part of this power, but there is still a part of the power blessed in your body. body."

"So, your luck will continue to decline for a period of time. Fortunately, this time will not be too long, and every time this curse occurs, it will consume part of the power, and the next curse will appear to be milder. Well, look at it now Wake up, this curse power has already occurred several times, and it will not be a big problem in the future."

Hearing Flander's words, Fang Linyan suddenly realized that this was the reason why he had frequent troubles before. What the hell.

And he can figure it out with his toes, this must be the fault of the abyss lord!

After figuring this out, Fang Linyan suddenly felt a sense of relief, because the abyss lord just exposed his weakness by doing so.

The most terrifying abyss lord is that no matter how much damage you have caused him, he will be indifferent and unresponsive --- like being stung by an ant, and then when he can withdraw his hand, suddenly Make trouble, and kill you with a thunderbolt.

The abyss lord who chopped off Fang Linyan's head really had a bit of "I destroy you, what does it have to do with you" demeanor and indifference.

At this time, the abyss lord has already used these small calculations and small means to weaken himself before the war, which is enough to show that in his heart, he has grown to the point where he can threaten him.

More importantly, the tricks played by the abyss lord this time seem to be of little use. How can Fang Linyan be relieved by this?

***
Immediately afterwards, Flander followed Fang Linyan to the ward, and saw Captain Monta, who was covered in tubes all over his body and surrounded by various instruments.

Fang Linyan introduced Flander to the people next to him—mainly Suzie—and said that he was a Chinese he knew, who was good at Chinese medicine and had saved his own life.

Susie didn't seem to be interested in traditional Chinese medicine, and she just greeted her politely, but she knew very well in her heart that the current situation couldn't allow her to pick and choose, even if it was a tiny hope, she had to stick to it. Hold on tight.

Fang Linyan took a sneak peek and found that Flander's face was very serious, and his fingers were still twirling slightly. These small details showed that he was also very embarrassed to face this patient.

After staring at the patient for 2 minutes, Flander nodded to Lin Yan, signaling him to come out with him, probably to take a step to speak.

After Fang Linyan walked over, Farland sighed and said:
"I'm not sure I can cure this person."

Fang Linyan said:

"In fact, the doctor here has already issued a death certificate for him, and you can tell at a glance that his condition is already very serious."

Farland said:

"Our way of treating and diagnosing diseases is not the same as that of ordinary doctors. We directly look at the light of life of this person. If he suffers from a disease, the light of life will become dim, and it will specifically reflect a certain disease. The color of the light of life in the part turns black and gray."

"The light of life of this person is very weak. The light of life of a normal person spreads all over the body, which is a cluster of human-shaped light. His light of life is only a small cluster, concentrated in the brain. And it also showed blood."

"This shows that this person's body is completely out of control, and he can't even talk and eat. Only the brain area is still active, and it is also bloody."

Fang Linyan pondered and said:

"Is there no way?"

Farland said:

"Unless he is a believer of my god, he can enter the kingdom of god after death, which is equivalent to extending his life, but the problem is, how can he believe in my god in his current state? Belief in such a thing , must come from the heart.”

Fang Linyan said:

"Then let me change my request. I don't ask you to revive him, but to let him speak clearly and prolong his life for a period of time."

Flander said after hearing this:

"You can try this, but the negative effect is also obvious. You must be strongly stimulated to meet your requirements. After strong stimulation, his life potential will be accelerated, so the extended time is difficult to control. If you are lucky Maybe half a year, if you're unlucky, it's just a few days."

Fang Linyan said:

"It doesn't matter. I just want to chat with him when he is awake. At this time, he is more breathless than a dead person. Even if he is unlucky, it is quite good to be awake for a few days."

Then Fang Linyan asked Xingyi to communicate with Susie.

Of course the exact words certainly don't say that we just want to wake him up, keep the captain awake for a few days, and then the guy can die.

It’s just that Captain Monta’s situation is extremely bad now, even if he doesn’t do anything, it’s hard to survive. Our friend has a way to take a risk, but the risk is also very high.

Obviously, Susie has no choice at this time, she can only shed tears and please, in short, the dollars she has on her now are in single digits, and these two have advanced tens of thousands of dollars in arrears. Those who are barefoot are not afraid to wear shoes.

So Fang Linyan then invited the doctor, Suzie and other idlers out to perform the operation so that Farland would not be disturbed.

And Flander didn't talk nonsense, he came to Captain Monta, fed him a sip of light green sap, and then pulled out all the tubes used to maintain his life, and then helped him sit on the wheelchair.

Immediately afterwards, Fang Linyan turned directly out of the window with a wheelchair (this is on the first floor), and then under Flander's guidance, the two came to a big tree. Fortunately, it was night, otherwise If so, the actions of the two will definitely attract strong onlookers.

Flander put his hand on the big tree and muttered, and then he saw several vines growing from the big tree, entwined around Captain Monta's body, and there was a faint feeling in the air. Fresh smell, which is often detected on freshly mowed lawns.

Then a slightly horrifying scene appeared. Flander took off several long thorns from a nearby bush --- similar to roses, the kind on rose branches, but probably because of what Flander did with it , the shortest thorn is more than five centimeters.

Then Flander pressed Captain Monta's head a few times, and after finding a point, he pressed a long thorn like a thumbtack, and pressed down hard. Fang Linyan gasped a little after seeing this scene.

After all, according to the length of that thorn, this one is at least five centimeters deep into the brain.

Farand's next few stabs were like this, each one was hard and deep, and it looked like murder.

However, considering that a person can continue to live well after cutting off the entire frontal lobe of the brain (this operation also won the Nobel Prize in Medicine in 1949), so Farland's behavior is okay. up.

After Flander finished these things, Fang Linyan made an end gesture, Fang Linyan couldn't help but said:
"And now we're waiting here?"

Farland said:

"Yes, I have done what I can do, and connected the life energy of this tree with it, but how much life energy he can share in the end is unknown, because this has already involved The plant-friendly stuff, it's pretty complicated."

Fang Linyan heard the words "plant affinity", and immediately thought of his advanced talent: metal affinity, and immediately said:

"It's okay, let's talk more, we are not in a hurry now."

Farland shrugged and said:
"Some people naturally like the smell of citrus blossoms, and some people are very disgusted by the strong and stimulating fragrance. This is the most basic affinity factor."

"At this time, the life connection with Mr. Monta is a North American red oak. If he does not have enough affinity for this plant, he will have very serious allergies, and the worst thing will happen. Monta Mr. Ta will die within 3 minutes, and suffer from allergies like pulmonary edema before he dies."

"But if he is friendly to this plant, for example, if he smells its flowers and fruits, he will calm down, or he usually likes to stay around this plant for no reason, then he is lucky and can get a period of time. Extra lives."

When he said this, Monta suddenly squirmed and groaned in pain.

Flander hastily stepped forward to deal with it, and the way he dealt with it was a bit chilling --- he took a long thorn and pierced it from near the eye socket, Mr. Monta twitched, and then stopped moving, looking like It's like being completely dead.

Farland breathed a sigh of relief, and continued:
"Of course, the two situations I'm talking about are extreme situations, and you can also understand it as a small probability event—a high probability event is that Mr. Monta obtained a false life, and the length of this life is about 72 hours .”

"With the blessing of my magic, Mr. Monta can obtain a considerable quality of life, such as eating a piece of fat veal steak and having two glasses of mellow gin."

Having said that, Flander paused:
"Or give his prostate another job—if he can find the right one, of course."

When Farland said the last sentence, his expression was indifferent. Their sect advocates nature and regards sex as something like eating and drinking to please the soul, which made Fang Linyan a little bit dumbfounded.

Soon, 3 minutes was up, Flander saw Fang Linyan looking over and said:
"The worst possibility can now be ruled out. If there is an allergy, it has happened directly."

(End of this chapter)