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Chapter 1301 The First Experience of the Kingdom of God

After getting off the car, a group of people entered the hotel lobby, and they were greeted by an indescribable fresh fragrance (actually it is the air freshener used in the hotel), and the marble on the ground floor was so radiant that it even made the two of them feel a little bit uncomfortable. A feeling of not being able to step on it.

Immediately afterwards, the visual impact of the six smiling and bowing Miss Menying came together. Under the effects of cosmetics, plastic surgery, protruding professional suits that accentuate the figure, and specially trained etiquette movements, the two big monsters The adam's apple twitched up and down at the same time, and the light in his eyes was already hot.

Men like beautiful women, so do monsters!For those who disagree with this, you can think about why Bajie wanted to marry Gao Cuilian instead of putting a few sows in the cave?
On the contrary, the goat understood their feelings very well, and after a tug, said in a low voice:

"Two brothers, don't worry, eat first, I will arrange it later! It is guaranteed to be much better than these few."

Lu Li, who had always been very gentle and noble, finally couldn't bear it any longer. The deer immediately looked at the goat and smiled:
"Then it's settled, I want four! If it doesn't work, three are fine!"

Fang Linyan was amazed when he heard it. It was rumored that the male deer was very powerful during the estrus period, and would mate with at least a dozen female deer in a short period of time. Therefore, there have been rumors of "deer deer" since ancient times. The guy looks like he's got a lot of flair, too.

After entering the door, Ou Sihan stared at the giant crystal chandelier shining with magical light hanging from above for a full ten seconds, and then he couldn't help but shook his head and followed forward in admiration, and then followed into the elevator.

The waiters around have all undergone very strict training and turned a blind eye to this, but they must be laughing at the ignorance of the country bumpkin in their stomachs.

Soon, a group of people arrived at the cafeteria on the top floor. Fang Linyan must have booked the seat through the church. It must be the VIP top-level box. Leather sofas and private bathrooms are standard equipment.

As far as the current power of the church in Greece is concerned, if the mayor of Greece can do it, they can do it, and if the mayor of Greece can't do it, they can easily handle it!
After entering the box, even Fang Linyan was stunned.

In the large box that can seat at least twenty people, there are only four ornately decorated chairs. The round giant glass-top dining table in front of it is at least ten square meters, and there is a colorful flower bush in the central area of ​​the dining table. .

At this time, the waiter next to him pressed the switch, and behind the huge floor-to-ceiling curtains, all the gorgeous lights of the city were under his feet, like a dream, and the sea in the distance was turbulent and magnificent.Fang Linyan admired such a scene.

Men, it's like the feeling of being king of the world.

The scenery that can touch Fang Linyan, a local resident, must have touched the soul of the two big monsters. Ou Sihan has half opened his mouth and murmured:

"Grandma, is this the way it is in the West Paradise Paradise?"

Lu Li is more gentle, just repeatedly emphasizing four words:
"Palace in the sky, palace in the sky"

At this time, the goat looked around and said directly to the waiter next to him:
"You go out, don't come in without a summons."

There are twelve exclusive waiters in this big box, of course they must give priority to the customer's request, so they all bowed slightly, and then all retreated out.

Lu Li and Ou Sihan looked greedily at the gorgeous night scene outside the window, and even held their breath. In their subconscious minds, they even felt that they were in a dream or an illusion, and that's why they could see such a magnificent and majestic scene. , magnificent beauty
Therefore, they deliberately lowered the sound of their breathing, lest if they made a louder sound, this dream would be awakened, and they would never return here in this lifetime.

After more than ten minutes, Ou Sihan let out a breath and said:
"The Kingdom of God is really true."

At this time, he really needed to use one word to accurately describe his mood, but he had read too little, and he couldn't even hold back a shit.

Lu Li also sighed and said:

"To see such a scenery, I really have no regrets in death."

Even the goat was a little hungry right now, so he and Fang Linyan dragged the two of them straight to the lobby to get food. After waiting for 5 minutes, the two monsters came back dumbly with two piles of large plates.

"There are seven or eight ways to cook chicken!!"

Ou Sihan, who likes to eat chicken the most, murmured like Mrs. Xianglin.

Lu Li was also dumbfounded:

"I've never seen so much fruit in my life!"

The most luxurious dining place in their impression is nothing more than the four-story wooden building called Taibai Pavilion. Among the dishes reported by the younger brother, there are chicken, fish, and pork knuckle, which are already top-level dishes.

Ou Sihan is very clear, even if it is a big landlord with thousands of acres of land, if he wants to eat meat, it is usually only available on the 15th day of the lunar new year, because meat is only sold at Daji during this time period.

Usually, if you want to entertain guests, it is a farm dish, and adding tofu is the dish for entertaining guests, so the polite words in the countryside are:
Have you eaten?If you don't eat it, go to my place to catch a tofu rice.

Of course, the big landlords also have chickens and pigs at home, so they can kill their own meat to eat.But in that environment, although various supporting equipment is not developed, the output is low, and if you want to feed livestock on a large scale, there is no surplus food at all.

Even if someone really wants to engage in large-scale farming, the cruel reality will teach him to be a man every minute.There has long been a saying in the countryside that those with wealth and hair are not counted.

The spread of chicken fever and swine fever in farms in modern society will seriously debilitate, let alone Journey to the West?The large-scale breeding that cost a lot of money, the plague killed all the livestock within three days.

As for Taoism and supernatural powers, there has never been a master who has developed related veterinary products, and it is too late for alchemy!Still let me study the business of serving animals?Believe it or not, an expert will turn his face every minute?

Under such circumstances, the two demons came to the dining area in the lobby of the buffet, looking at the extremely exquisite plates, the lamps emitting light everywhere, and all kinds of delicious dishes placed around, anyone It's up to you to use it, and what you smell in your nose is all kinds of strange fragrances. To be honest, even in a dream, there is no such scene.

The next thing is of course the time to eat. Osman’s plate is full of cold chicken, roast chicken, grilled chicken, stewed chicken with mushrooms, barbecue chicken skin, palm treasure, marinated chicken feet, and Orleans grilled wings. It looks like he has a crush on chicken .

Lu Li, on the other hand, seemed much more reserved. At the beginning, he maintained an attitude of tasting and letting go, until he saw the lychees piled up next to him, and his eyes immediately lit up.

Litchi was a rare item at that time. The poem "When a concubine rides on the world of mortals laughs, no one knows that it is a litchi." That has to be the identity of the emperor's concubine.

And it was only transported to Chang'an. Lu Li, Ou Sihan and other people/monsters usually hang out in the arid desert like the Chechi Country in the Western Regions, so even if they are famous big monsters, they will only eat two or so in this life. Only three times, and you can only share one with others.

Lu Li never dreamed that in a certain place, he could eat lychees until he was full. If this kind of topic was discussed with other monsters, others would definitely look at him contemptuously. The meaning expressed in the eyes is only one:
"You're thinking about farting!"

Under such circumstances, Lu Li ran three times in a row and heaved a sigh of relief after eating four large plates of lychees. Fang Linyan saw that he thought peeling was troublesome, so he immediately called a waiter to help peel the shells. .

After realizing this, Ou Sihan immediately taught himself without a teacher, and called two waiters over, one helped to debone the chicken feet, and the other peeled the shrimp for him.

Wait, why shrimp?Because Ou Sihan ate too much chicken, he felt a little nauseous. In the time Lu Ligan went in for four large plates of lychees, this guy ate a dozen plates of chicken.

At the beginning, Ou Sihan was afraid that eating too much would cost "Brother Xie" too much, but later I heard that this restaurant actually calculates the price by head, no matter how much you eat, the price is the same.

Osman was stunned again! (It's the Nth time I've been shocked since I came here), the boss of God Realm doesn't seem to be very smart.What?Even the wine you drink is the same!Doesn't that mean that the pants will be lost?
Not only that, Lu Li was shocked at the same time:

"What, don't you order food here? It turns out that the money is calculated on the basis of the head. It's no good. There are so many strange and delicious foods. I just ate too many lychees. I have to change the taste."

As the two big monsters gradually became familiar with the cafeteria, and at the same time, they could feel that they were surrounded by a group of weak broilers (there are also many wastes in the God Realm), so their mentality began to change quickly, so they began to increase their volume. eat.

After the waiter next to him smiled and brought several drinks for the distinguished guests to try, Che Chiguo Hebe and Che Chiguo Ella's eyes lit up immediately, opening the door to a new world.

After Ou Sihan tried the chocolate fountain next to him and the ice cream hot pot, he felt like seeing each other again, and only then did he realize that there is such a delicious food in the world.

The buffet side actually noticed that there were two big eaters (and bumpkins) in the VIP room, so they reported to the above. How terrible.

So a strict order was issued immediately, telling the waiters inside to meet all the reasonable demands of the four distinguished guests, and of course, the unreasonable ones must also be satisfied!

Therefore, this one of the best high-end cafeterias was open until two o'clock in the morning that night, and it was officially closed after four hours of excess business hours.

But at this time, Ou Sihan and Lu Li were already full of wine and food, so drunk that they collapsed on the chairs in the reception room next to them and fell asleep, one tiger and one deer snoring like thunder.

Fortunately, the two guys are both big monsters, with profound skills, so they won't show their original shape after getting drunk and then just like the one written in Journey to the West: the yellow-robed monster directly grabs a maid and eats it raw .

After all, Fang Linyan thought it was good for the two of them to hold back their vomiting, and they probably wouldn't have the appetite to eat raw human flesh.

Obviously, the program arranged by the goat at night was in vain. Fortunately, the two demons will not leave immediately. It is expected that it will take at least two weeks for them to be corroded by the sugar-coated shells of capitalism.

At this time, it would be unrealistic for Che Chiguo Hebe and Che Chiguo Ella to move to the hotel. Fang Linyan called Evelina directly, and after 10 minutes, he arranged a five-star hotel for them in this building. The hotel's presidential suite.

Evelina's thoughts are also very delicate. After hearing that the guests were drunk, she also called four temple deacons who are "very familiar with supernatural abilities" to serve the distinguished guests.

The next day, Che Chiguo and the two monsters didn't get up until noon. They felt refreshed, so Goat arranged for them to go to the massage sauna and wash their feet.

As a result, after taking a bath, both Lu Li and Ou Sihan felt uncomfortable all over. The goat said curiously at this moment:
"What's the matter with the two of you? Is it because you didn't entertain well?"

After hearing this, Lu Li hastily said:
"No no."

Ou Sihan held back for a while, and then said with some embarrassment:
"It's actually like this. After our monsters transform into human forms, it's just an appearance. The real physical feelings are still fed back by the original body. Soaking and rubbing in your bathhouse doesn't help much. It's starting to itch."

"It's just that here with you, if we show the prototype, I'm afraid there will be a lot of trouble? So find a place where no one is around, and let's go soak for a while."

After hearing this, the goat suddenly realized, laughed and said:
"It's okay, it's okay, as long as the two old brothers don't hurt people casually after discovering the prototype, and don't talk, then it's fine."

Lu Liqi said:

"It should be okay if I found the prototype, but if this guy found the prototype, he might be in big trouble."

What Lu Li said was right, and the experience of these two big monsters in Journey to the West was also the same, especially Ou Sihan, when ordinary people saw it, they would either cry and run away, or tremblingly go to get things like dung forks and hoes.
The goat snapped its fingers and said:

"It's okay, I'll ask first."

After making a few phone calls, he quickly contacted a high-end pet club, explained the situation here one by one, and the other side agreed without hesitation, and then readily quoted a price and asked them to come over.

Lu Li and Ou Sihan were dragged to this high-end pet club in a daze by the goat. Of course, they had already recovered their demon bodies before they arrived, and the goat also made a deal with them (mainly Ou Sihan), It may be necessary to cooperate with a few mentally handicapped movements.

Ou Sihan said that as long as someone can wait for him to take a bath, he has never been taken to take a bath in his life! (beast body)

(End of this chapter)