Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 273 Opening

Yongtai 20th, February [-]th, Guangzhou.

Today is the day when the "Dragon Head Cup" will start.

Early this morning, the entrance of the Longmen Gang was already full of people; it can be seen from the hideous appearance of each of these people... They are almost all people on the Green Forest Road.

And the purpose of their coming here today is nothing more than three: some come to participate in the competition, some come to watch the excitement, and some come to eat and drink.

Seeing this, someone may ask, isn't it just a martial arts competition?Why is there still something to eat and drink?

You have to listen to me say a few words about this...

On the Green Forest Road, there is such a rule: Whenever you meet a big boss of the "district generation" or "Zhou generation" or above, or a big gang takes up a new gang leader, the person concerned must have a big banquet, dance, dance, etc. The dragon dance and the lion dance invited all the respected colleagues from the local area, and it was done in a splendid manner.

Don't think that they are rogues and fastidious, in fact, they have very good reasons——

First, engaging in this set of ostentation can reflect the identity, status, and accumulated financial resources of the person involved in the Tao from the side; Then it can demonstrate its current strength.

Second, in the era when there were no photos, you can use this method to let more local colleagues recognize your appearance; this largely prevents you from being caught by someone who does not know you when you are walking on the street near your home. The little bastards here will treat you like an ordinary uncle and then slap you with a black brick...

Third, the "treat culture" is also applicable here: Although many juniors come to eat and drink for nothing for the meal you invited today, those big bosses with some status will not eat you for nothing, they will bring "Gifts" come; how much can a banquet cost?Isn't it just the money to buy ingredients, hire a cook, hire some handymen, and add a few tables and chairs?How much can that be?But these congratulatory gifts...some are very expensive. If you come and go again and again, you will not only lose money after this meal, you can probably earn some money. Of course, in the future, when others invite you, you have to figure it out...

Finally, there is the most important unspoken rule: Although the person who treats guests cannot take the initiative to invite people from the government, if he is holding a banquet, people from the government will come to congratulate him, such as the local catcher or the master of the yamen , and even the magistrate himself came to the door... At this time, he has to receive the guest as a guest, and he must not mention the identity of the other party. of.

As long as you do this well, in the future, the local black and white will keep you prosperous.

But if you don't do it well, for example, you say the wrong thing in front of "adults", or you don't entertain well, then you have to improve this relationship in the future...it won't be settled with a meal.

From a certain point of view, this set of things is a set of customary gray procedures of "collusion between officials and bandits" at that time, and it is also a kind of trial for the parties involved.

All in all, the rules are there, "the new gang leader takes office" is like this, "the new leader takes office"... You will definitely not be able to escape this meal.

Then someone may ask again, even if you finish the game today and a new leader is determined, can they treat you another day?Why do we have to do it together today?
Well... it's the "tournament organizer", that is, Huang Donglai and Sun Yixie's job.

Let’s talk a few days ago, after Huang Donglai had seen the final registration list for this leading cup, he made a rough calculation based on his years of experience in organizing competitions (in the previous world) and the knowledge of the world he had accumulated in Dazhu... Just discovered a fact - today's game, at most, can last half a day.

Because the competition in the arena in ancient times, compared with the modern e-sports competition, the process...is really too simple.

The competition does not need to consider all the trivial matters related to the network broadcast, nor does it need to insert sponsor advertisements; before and during the competition, the players do not need to spend time debugging equipment.

So basically, it's game after game with negligible time between games.

And excluding the time between courts, the time of the game itself is actually very short...

In the final analysis, martial arts competitions are not boxing, and methods such as "dividing weights" will not be used to create "relatively fair duel conditions" for contestants. There are even countless examples of spikes.

Therefore, from the appearance of the players, greeting each other, to the end of the game, and each pretending to be aggressive, it is common for the total to add up to less than 3 minutes.

Even if you go to the sea and calculate the average of 5 minutes per game, and spend another 1 minute between games, the game from the top 32 all the way to the championship will only end in a little over three hours, not half a day. are you there?
That's why, back then, more than a hundred people participated in the young hero's competition, but in the end it took only two days in total for the literary test and the military test...

After finishing the calculation, Huang Donglai went to discuss with Sun Yixie, saying: "Brother Sun, I figured this match would start at ten o'clock in the morning and end at two o'clock in the afternoon...according to our previous habits After the game, shouldn’t we gather everyone for a dinner or something, and whoever wins will pay for it?”

Sun Yixie naturally loves to hear these words, how can he not be happy about this free eating and drinking?

It is not contradictory to have money and take advantage of love.

Therefore, after the two Sun and Huang reached an agreement, they told the other people in the Hunyuan Stargate about this idea.

Jiang Muchan herself is from Green Forest Road. When she heard this, she explained to them: The person who was chosen as the leader was originally meant to be a treat. Usually there are only two or three people, so in the morning when the uncles are discussing who to choose in the teahouse, the two or three candidates are already making preparations and setting up banquets in their respective sites... As soon as the results are announced, the selected candidates In the afternoon of that day, various invitations will be sent to the city. The content of the invitations does not need to be complicated, just write the time and place of the invitation, such as "Xu Shi four quarters, have backbone", people on the road will understand it at a glance, and at night coming.

It's just... this time they use a competition to determine the leader, and there are so many contestants, theoretically there are dozens of people who may be elected, so it's impossible for you to let people prepare the banquet in advance, so I'm afraid you have to invite another day for this meal .

After listening to him, Shuangxie summed up: This person is all together, and if you don’t eat him, he will leave. It’s not too particular... Otherwise, we will even host this "celebration banquet" together for the "undertaker" "Come on?

Thinking of this, they thought it was a good idea, and then "notified" the matter as the organizer.

The people who came to participate thought that since Hunyuan Interstellar Gate is willing to do this, let's not refute their face, anyway, who is responsible for it?It's really easy to get it together today.

So the process was settled like this.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the competition, and the venue was set at the gate of the Longmen Gang.

The time for the start of the match was three quarters past.

The arena for the martial arts competition was set up yesterday.

And different from general arena competitions, this time for the "Dragon Head Cup" competition, a "commentary platform" higher than the arena was set up two meters away from the edge of the arena... and Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai The two of them were already sitting there.

The group of big green forest heroes in the audience were also stunned when they saw this scene. They didn't know what the commentary booth was for. If there were to be VIP seats, shouldn't there be only two seats?And why did they put a table in front of them?

Just as the people in the audience were discussing, the time for the competition was approaching.

Huang Donglai took out an object shaped like a stone inkstone from his arms and put it on the table in front of him and Sun Yixie.

Two seconds later, as soon as Brother Huang moved his hand away, Sun Yixie moved his head forward, pointed his mouth at the object and said, "Hello? Did you hear that? One two three three two one?"

Ladies and gentlemen, just this voice, this movement, how to describe it...

You can imagine that you are lying on the bed in the middle of the night, holding your mobile phone, thinking of clicking on a video or live broadcast to watch, and then turn off the screen to sleep when your eyes are sore; at this moment, there is a voice like a eunuch , through a headset with a built-in microphone that can’t afford 20 yuan, combined with the sound effect of the motherboard’s built-in sound card, there is a sudden burst of wow-wah, and then the sound bursts out from your mobile phone speaker. Come on... what does that feel like?
At this moment, everyone in the competition arena is experiencing this double torture of eardrum and brain.

"Fuck, Brother Sun, please keep your voice down." Even Huang Donglai, who was sitting by the side, couldn't stand it any longer.

"Damn chicken, am I just trying?" Sun Yixie said angrily, "Who knew you had such a loud 'Mai' voice?"

Although Brother Sun said the word "microphone" here, it is obvious that in this era, there is no such thing as a microphone; the sound amplification equipment that we are more familiar with modern people almost all rely on electric energy, which is a big It is absolutely impossible to have a technology, so the so-called "wheat" that Huang Donglai took out at this time is actually a modified little magic weapon he brought out from Xuan Qizong.

Someone must be asking after seeing this, so what kind of magic weapon is this?

In fact, it doesn't matter, you just treat it as Mai and it's over?Now I will make up a plausible source and body for it. After a few chapters, when you recall it, you will still only remember that the function of this thing is a wheat.

As for why there is such a wheat?That's because it's easy and labor-saving to use this commentary...not to mention that Brother Sun doesn't know how to use internal force to amplify the sound at all, even Huang Donglai who knows how to do this, you let him continue to use internal force to explain for several hours, He also has to vomit blood.

"Okay, okay, I've tried it when I made it before, you just sit upright and say, this radio range is just right, if you go up and say it, it will blow up." Huang Donglai is not afraid of being heard by the people in the audience." He just sat on the commentary stand and reminded Brother Sun directly.

Then Sun Yixie sat up straight as he said, "Okay, let's do it like this, uh... Brother Huang, are you here?"

"Hmm!" The next second, Huang Donglai cleared his throat, slightly turned his head towards Namai, and said, "Friends from Greenwood Road, hello everyone! Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come here today. To watch this 'Dragon Head Cup' game, I am the commentator Huang Donglai."

"I'm explaining Sun Yixie." Sun Yixie inserted this sentence very neatly and skillfully.

"Today's game is exclusively hosted by our Hunyuan Star Gate." Huang Dong said, he waved his hand towards the ring, "Everyone can see that the couplets on the pillars on both sides of the back of the ring are from our door. It was written by the head of Zhang, and written by the old fairy Xudong... Although the two old people could not come in person this time, they still sent people to send the most sincere blessings to all the heroes. , the spirit of second place in the game...to play at a level and with style."

After all, these two guys took the lead in applauding on the commentary stage.

Those from the Hunyuan Interstellar Gate also clapped their hands.

But the brothers in the audience who watched the fun were dumbfounded, what kind of words did they think?We have never heard of it. Is there such a slang word?
They looked again at the couplet hung above the ring, on which was written "compete happily", on the bottom was "go home safely", and horizontally criticized "peace is the most important".

What the hell is this?
Also, what is the thing in front of these two guys that can amplify the voice of speech dozens of times and spread it so wide?

There are too many confusing points, but since the atmosphere is here, it seems that it is not impossible to clap your hands twice...

Ever since, the heroes of the green forest, who were coerced by Sun and Huang's opening speech full of "fake big air" and the wonderful atmosphere of the arena, gave sparse applause to this opening speech after a short hesitation.

This is the opening of the first competition held by "Unparalleled Shuangxiong" in Daxie. In the future...they will hold many such competitions, and the scale of the competitions will be bigger and bigger...Of course, that will be discussed later Moreover.

And now, when the applause died down, Sun Yixie waved his hand and gestured to a group of people who were waiting behind the stage.

When he put down his hand, a dozen or so men came out from the waiting area behind the arena; some of these men were holding suonas, some were holding gongs, and some were carrying drums...

Everyone in the audience took a look: Well, is it going to be a funeral or a marriage this time?
They were still complaining in their hearts, but those people on the stage began to play, and you must have heard of the tune that was played. It was called "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant", and it was the one that Huang Feihong played specially when he beat someone.

This piece was handed over to these musicians by Sun Yixie who spent half an hour humming a few days ago, and I feel that it is quite appropriate to play this piece in the border of Guangdong.

To our ears, this is also a golden song, but for these green forest heroes in Dazhu, this is a form of music that has never been heard before. Now that I hear this melody, let’s just say it... I was ignited at that time .

A few minutes later, after the music was played, the two of Sun and Huang saw that the opening effect was really good-the purpose of "warming up" was achieved, a lot of time was gathered, and the atmosphere was set in place. Next, let's officially start the game .

And the first match of the "Dragon Head Cup" is between Gong Jingyi, the son of the former leader, and Luo Yu, the "farewell at first sight".

(End of this chapter)