spooky invasion

Chapter 12 The melon is getting bigger and bigger!
"Second brother, your head teacher is so cruel!"

"How do you say?" Jiang Yue was inexplicable.

"Seeing that Han Jingjing is about to explode on the 25th, what did he do to silence all the members? Isn't that cruel? I guess the boys in your class must hate him."

"You don't even know whether people are beautiful or ugly, so what are you talking about?"

"Hehe, the young lady who dares to take pictures, how many ugly ones have you seen? Second brother, I guess this Han Jingjing, even if not particularly good-looking, must have a great figure."

Jiang Yue was speechless for a while again, what happened in this world? Is a 12-year-old child about to become a demon?
Is the school in the town a school or a driving school?

What exactly do you teach all day long?Underage children are driving so fast, and they are not allowed to drive fighter jets when they are adults?
Moreover, Sangou's cut-in angle is too strange.

Shouldn't the focus of normal people be on the authenticity of the video content?This is the big melon.

Ding Ding Dong!
A message pops up on the phone again.

Du Yifeng

[Link] Invite you to join the group chat.

Jiang Yue was a little surprised. Could it be that Du Yifeng wants to create a private group and send another video privately?
Unlock the phone with your fingerprint, and click OK to join.

Du Yifeng@Everyone
"I don't have all of my friends. If you have acquaintances and familiar ones, all the buddies and sisters in the class will check it out. The video will be posted in 5 minutes, and we won't wait until it expires."

There are not many classmates who can make Du Yifeng friends in the class. The people who watch him pull are basically relatively outstanding classmates in the class, and most of them are female classmates.

Although Jiang Yue and Du Yifeng didn't meet much, they got along not badly.

The main reason is that Jiang Yue has excellent grades and looks good.In addition, Jiang Yue is very low-key, and he hardly pretends to be handsome in the class to force the limelight, which makes Du Yifeng very much appreciated.

In Du Yifeng's logic, it's not your fault that you are handsome, but if you are handsome and like to show off by being handsome, it means to steal the limelight with him.

This kind of person is Du Yifeng's enemy, and he can't bear it.

To put it simply, he has a principle: you can do whatever you want, just don't steal the limelight with me.

Yes, Du Yifeng's three views are so unpretentious.

Jiang Yue picked up a few close friends. If he was not on weekends or long vacations, he also lived on campus, so the three people in the same dormitory naturally had to pick them up.

Li Yue, who is at the same table, has always been small and transparent. There are not many WeChat friends in her mobile phone. I am afraid that the classmates who have added friends can count on one hand, and it is estimated that no one will pull her.

So Jiang Yue dragged Li Yue into the group.

The three roommates soon joined the group one after another.

Yu Hongtu: Is the boss of Yifeng going to drive again?Wait online!
Wang Xiawei: The ticket has been bought, wait for the departure!
Maodoudou: Xinnenbai Wharf, before the departure of Yifeng boss, please tell me about my length...

Jiang Yue: @Maodoudou, have you stolen my toilet paper these two days?

Maodoudou: It's not me, I don't have it, don't talk nonsense.Deny the triple/expression pack.

Jiang Yue: Would you like to help you recall what happened in the school doctor's office last time?

Maodoudou: Boss, I was wrong, please let me go.Kneeling / Emoji

Fang Ziyang: What happened in the school doctor's office?I feel like a melon!

Xu Ruogu: Ask for melon in front of the car.

Chen Haoran: +1 for melon in front of the car.

Zheng Weihao: +2.

Wang Xin: +3.

Liu Jian: +4.

Han Jingjing: +5.

Yang Xiaoxiao: Jingjing, are you sure that the boys should eat all the melons?

Han Jingjing: Just joined the group, what did you guys talk about? @jiangyue.

Maodoudou: [WeChat Red Envelope] The bosses please let me go, don't affect the departure of the boss of Yifeng.

Jiang Yue Ait Mao Doudou didn't mean to make trouble with him, on the contrary, he actually reminded the other party kindly.

After all, there are many girls in the group, and this guy never pays attention to the occasion when he speaks. No matter what group, as soon as he joins the group, he will introduce the size and length if he disagrees.

It's fine without a group of girls.This group of girls is in a bunch, and the classmates can't see each other with their heads up and down, which is somewhat ugly.

If Jiang Yue didn't stop him in time, Mao Doudou would definitely follow his signature mantra: Laozi Mao Nineteen, walk around your waist.

It's not that Jiang Yue wronged him. This guy was pulled into the group by Jiang Yue. He was in the same dormitory as him. He knew too well what kind of shit he was.

When the dormitory was first divided, Mao Doudou introduced himself in such a funny way.

Claiming to be armed with a weapon, he has been dormant for nineteen years. After he rises up, he becomes even more ferocious. He could have used his special skills to eat, but his family wants him to study.

As for the incident in the school doctor's office, it is another tragic story.

Mao Doudou, relying on the strength of a straight steel man, often locks himself in the bathroom to entertain himself, doing some indescribable things, and consumes toilet paper so fast that the self-provided ones are often not enough, so he borrows his roommate's toilet paper. things happen from time to time.

Just use it, this fellow refuses to admit it every time.

Once Jiang Yue had a mischievous mentality, he picked some pollen in the countryside, and also got some fine wool from a spicy worm, and sprinkled it on the toilet paper.

I couldn't see that thing without looking closely. The lighting in the bathroom was always bad. Mao Doudou didn't know the trap and borrowed it without telling me. I used Jiang Yue's toilet paper again. It didn't take long for the sharp tool to become allergic, red and swollen, itchy and swollen. , still can't resist.

Mao Doudou, who was in excruciating pain, wanted to carry it hard, but the more he carried it, the more painful it became, so he had to go to the school doctor's office. .

Not to mention, since then, the disappearance of toilet paper in the dormitory has improved.

The other two people in the dormitory, Yu Hongtu and Wang Xiawei, didn't know about it. Even Mao Doudou thought it was an accident, and they didn't know that Jiang Yue did it on purpose.

Jiang Yue clicked a little, Mao Doudou was guilty of being a thief, for fear that the embarrassing incident would be exposed, he immediately became honest.

There are all kinds of weird and funny people joining the group, all kinds of gags, but everyone soon forgets the melon of Maodoudou.

Two or three minutes later, Li Yue came late and joined the group chat through Jiang Yue's invitation.

But Li Yue has always been a little transparent in the class. Few people care if she joins or not.There is not much more of her, and one less of her is not more.

She couldn't speak anyway if she joined.

Du Yifeng especially enjoyed this much-anticipated feeling.

"All that should be pulled in, right?"

"Everyone remembers it! Even if you watch the video, don't spread it blindly. The ugly words are in the front, I may have no problem with it.

Du Yifeng sells off, the more serious the description, the more mysterious the halo he feels!
Let the students feel that his information channels are powerful, feel the energy behind him that cannot be seen, feel that he stands out from the crowd, and let this group of weak chickens guess, marvel, look up and even worship him. For Du Yifeng, it is a kind of vulgar but And unparalleled happiness.

Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, ding ding dong...

Then, a stream of videos popped up from the group chat.

This time, everyone has learned to be smart. In order to beware of 808, save it to your mobile phone first, and then look back.

Du Yifeng: These videos have not been released to the public for the time being. Again, please don't spread them blindly!Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences!
Du Yifeng: Strange geographical phenomena have occurred in many places on our entire Gaia planet, four continents and eight places.Not just the Heavenly Wolf Mountain in our Dazhang Kingdom.

Du Yifeng: The first video is about the Arthur Li Desert, the second is the famous Devil's Triangle in the Bamuda Sea, the third is the Tear Canyon in the west of Ciro Qiaozhou, and the fourth is Ciro Napo City on the east coast of Qiaozhou...

In fact, there is no need to introduce Du Yifeng. As a high school student, everyone still has this knowledge of geography.

Like the video in Tianlang Mountain, these videos are not long, but the content is more shocking...

After Jiang Yue read it, he had no words for a long time.

Strong intuition told him that human's normal cognition of the world was broken, the original knowledge system was broken, and the coffin boards of teachers of various subjects could not be held down at all.

　Well, again, the story has nothing to do with reality, it's pure fiction.The wise and great readers, gentlemen, cook dumplings in a teapot, swallow an abacus in their stomachs, and know what they have in mind.

　
(End of this chapter)