Conan's corpse picker

Chapter 881 I Really Don't Want to Die
in the hallway.Yoko Kinoshita and Yue Yexue entered the living room, planning to rehearse their debut song and the details of various blessings.

Vodka looked at the lovely clothes in Kinoshita Yoko's hands, and followed them to the living room with his feet moving before his mind.

However, when approaching the door of the living room, Vodka keenly sensed something was wrong.

He turned around quickly.

After Jiang Xia left the balcony, she didn't come to the living room to join the crowd, but turned to the right, as if she was about to go out.

Vodka: "...?"

He stared at it vigilantly for a moment, then quickly walked over to stop the person, and asked cautiously in a low voice: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's just that someone outside may be in danger, I'll go out and check the situation." Jiang Xia is not as sneaky as he is, and his voice is normal, "I don't need to help. You stay."

Vodka: "...??"

When he was thinking suspiciously, Jiang Xia pushed him away, pushed the door out, and went straight downstairs.

Jian Xiong Du also came back from the balcony.

He looked at Jiang Xia's back and nodded towards Vodka, half saying hello, half sincerely feeling: "What a dedicated young man."

Vodka: "..."

... Dedication is really dedicated.

I'm afraid it's not the kind of "dedication" you think.

……

Jian Xiong Du pushed the door open and entered the living room.

When the door opened, the laughter of three young idols could be faintly heard inside.

Vodka, who was standing blankly in the corridor, couldn't help turning his head to take a look.

After hesitating for a moment, he finally followed Jian Xiong Du and entered the door together.

——In all fairness, Vodka would rather stay here than hang out with Uzo.

From this point of view, everything seems to be developing according to his wishes.

But the problem is, Vodka discovered that this also developed according to Uzo's wishes - just now Uzo deliberately let him stay here.

...It's a good thing, for no reason there is such a bad element of "Uzo thinks it's wonderful".

In Vodka's eyes, the originally warm and happy scene suddenly became horrifying.

It was like sitting with a table of people and raising a glass to congratulate. He raised his hand to put his brother on the shoulder, but when he stretched out his hand, he touched the puppet string hanging on the other's head.After waking up, I took a closer look, and found that the people around me who were rejoicing all had a thread attached to their heads, and their every move was hung by the thread, and the expressions on their faces seemed to be produced in a pre-arranged template...

——What I originally thought was "satisfaction" and "warmth".In fact, it was just a scene deliberately arranged by the evil hands behind the scenes.

What's even more frightening is that the person behind the scenes is still a deranged pervert.Nobody knows what he'll do with the scene next.

"..." Thinking of this, Vodka felt like sitting on pins and needles.He even touched his head subconsciously.

Of course, things didn't go the way of the horror story - there were no weird threads in his head.The same goes for others.

But vodka is still not reassuring.

He sat among a group of young and beautiful idols, but he had no intention of enjoying himself, and looked around warily.

After observing for a while, I suddenly smelled a smell of oily smoke.

Vodka was startled, followed the smell, and saw Xiong Du, a busy manager.

"..." Vodka was silent for a moment, stood up, walked to Jian Xiong Du, approached him and asked in a low voice, "You were cooking just now?"

The agent nodded suspiciously.

Originally, this was a very common question.

But with Vodka's serious attitude, even with a little cold sweat on his forehead, Jian Xiong Du couldn't help but tense up.

He unconsciously lowered his voice, and whispered like two undercover agents: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Vodka frowned, but his voice was still low: "Have you turned off the fire, is there a gas valve?"

"...?" The manager nodded suspiciously, "Of course, the last dish has been prepared just now."

"..."

After listening to Vodka, she was still worried.I went into the kitchen and looked around.

The gas valve was indeed turned off, and the plumbing was normal. Apart from the smell of vegetables, there was no peculiar smell in the kitchen, and there was no bad gas leakage.

After thinking for a while, Vodka leaned out of the window again, sniffed it carefully, and found that there was no problem upstairs or downstairs.

...At least for now, there will be no such terrible reversals as "the gas explodes suddenly when everyone is having a happy party, and everyone is killed in one pot".

Next to him, Jian Xiong Du didn't know what happened, and followed Vodka around with a question mark on his head.

"Detective Assistant Mr. Yamada" finally stopped moving after a series of professional operations.

Seeing this, Jian Xiong Du approached carefully, and asked respectfully in the tone of consulting a professional: "What happened?"

"...It seems that nothing is wrong at present." Vodka still dared not let go of his heart.

However, after personally confirming the living environment, he was not as nervous as before, and returned to the living room with Jian Xiong Du.

……

Vodka sat back on the sofa and breathed a sigh of relief.

——Thinking about it, the simple and crude things like "a sudden explosion blows a group of people into the sky" are what organizations and Big Brother Gin love to do.It doesn't fit Uzo's aesthetic.

In other words, Wu Zuo is not very interested in any actions such as "killing a bunch of people with artillery fire", and might think it a waste instead.

Vodka always feels better than rough washing.Wu Zuo, a pervert, must prefer to keep people and kill them slowly one by one.Before killing, it is probably necessary to poke the deceased and the murderer carefully, so that they can show a sufficiently exciting reaction, so that they can be regarded as making the best use of them.

...In other words, as long as you stay with everyone all the time, pay more attention to the things you enter, and don't accidentally ingest poison, it's actually quite safe.

Speaking of this, Vodka suddenly thought: the last time he ran into Uzo and Bourbon during the spiritual séance ceremony, and was forced by those two bastards to eat anesthetic snacks twice, it happened to be when he was "ordered".

Thinking of this, Vodka was overjoyed, feeling that he had held the key to the road to survival when facing Uzo.

But at this time, he also realized another thing.

To talk about placing an order...

Miss Kaoru is taking a shower alone in the bathroom! !

Vodka stood up abruptly, trying to rush to the bathroom.

But soon came to his senses again:

Kaoru Kusano is taking a bath.He rushed over like a pervert.If he really did that, maybe just after he knocked on the door, other people would immediately call the police, and the police would carefully investigate him as a "peeping tom".

And the certificates of his "Taro Yamada" were fake, Uzo himself said: When he was a witness, those certificates could be fooled with difficulty, but they could not withstand scrutiny.And once she was targeted by the police because of the "false certificate"...

(End of this chapter)