I'm an immortal in heaven

Chapter 182
"The fifth-rank heavenly judge, one of the princes, bestowed the title 'Hongqing'." Nezha looked at Fang Jian, who had become a fifth-rank immortal official, with uncontrollable envy in his eyes.

"The envoy is really eccentric! I also want to be banned from the lower realms, even if I am demoted to a first-rank immortal official!" Nezha's expression was full of resentment, "I don't want to stay in the heaven every day! Come on, I'm bored to death."

Fang Jian has just been rewarded and promoted, but his good mood has disappeared since he saw Nezha. Hearing what Nezha said now, Fang Jian could only restrain his mood and look at him and said, "Why don't the third prince ask the chief envoy to seal you out?" ?”

Nezha sighed and said, "I have already asked the High Priest, but every time the High Priest refuted it."

Speaking of this, he complained again: "How can I have less credit than you? Why can you seal it up and I can't?"

Hearing this, Fang Jian only felt a strong resentment flying towards him, but he didn't know that it was Nezha who was about to pour out his resentment on himself, so he said quickly: "The third prince's words are wrong, It is precisely because the third prince has powerful mana, he is a first-class god in the heaven, how can he be sealed outside casually?"

"I've heard your words many times from other people, I don't care, I just want to seal it out." When Nezha said this, he suddenly asked Fang Jian: "Did you give favors to the chief envoy?"

Fang Jian was taken aback when he heard the words, "What kind of favor?"

"It's you who gave gifts to the chief envoy, isn't it?!" Nezha stared at Fang Jian, "Okay, I didn't expect you, a mountain god with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to do such a thing!"

Fang Jian was extremely speechless when he heard the words. He looked at Nezha with an aggrieved face, and immediately felt that he should do something.

So Fang Jian said with a smile: "The third prince didn't think about it when he said this. Who is the Lord's envoy? Who is our Fang Jian? I don't ask the Lord's envoy for a reward. Dharma eyes?"

Nezha heard the words, thought about it carefully, and said: "That's right, it's not that I haven't offered treasures to the Great Envoy before, and I have offered all kinds of dragon muscles and phoenix bones, but the High Envoy is not satisfied."

Fang Jian was shocked when he heard this, and immediately understood the real reason why Nezha could not be sealed.

Good guy, if you are banned, dragons and phoenixes will become rare animals in a few years, and Nezha is so capable of causing trouble, that heaven will wipe his ass everywhere.

"Then tell me, what's the reason?" Nezha raised his head and asked Fang Jian.

At the same time, a flaming spear pointed at Fang Jian's stomach, "If you can't make a reason, I'll poke you."

Fang Jian smiled faintly, and gently raised his hand to grab the tip of the fire-pointed gun and lifted it up. The hot flame scorched Fang Jian's five fingers, and instantly burned his five fingers to black.

But Fang Jian didn't yell, he didn't even change his face, he just shook his hands lightly, and then the magic power in his body poured into his five fingers to heal his injuries.

"When the third prince asked for the chief envoy before, did he think about where he would be entrusted? What kind of official position?" Fang Jian asked.

Nezha blinked his eyes when he heard the words, then shook his head and said, "I didn't say that, I just asked the chief envoy to seal me out, and the specific place is naturally for the chief envoy to decide."

Fang Jian shook his head and said: "That's the reason. You want to ask for a seal, but you don't say where to take the post. If I were the envoy of the Great Master, I wouldn't bother you."

"Oh?" Nezha seemed to be enlightened but also somewhat suspicious: "Is that so?"

Fang Jiandao: "It must be like this. You see, I am the God of Duanjie Mountain, and I have been operating in Duanjie Mountain for more than half a year, and I have also built many Taoist palaces. Presumably the chief envoy saw this and sealed me to Duanjie Mountain." Mountain."

Nezha's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and said: "I said, why don't you repair so many houses, you are waiting for this, thank you, I understand, now I will go to the chief envoy to ask for a seal."

After finishing speaking, Nezha's feet were like the wind, and he left Fang Jian in an instant and went straight to the Taixuan Hall.

Fang Jian saw that Nezha was heading towards Taixuan Hall, so he quickly turned around and went straight to Beitianmen. After leaving Beitianmen, he flew back to Xihuazhou with his sword without stopping.

Nine Heavens Xuannv gave him ten days to arrange matters in Duanjie Mountain, and then he was going to report to Tian Court.

But he said that Nezha ran all the way to the Taixuan Hall, and the boy at the door saw Nezha running over in a hurry, and quickly shouted: "Hold on, let me report."

The boys in the Heavenly Court were afraid of Nezha. Except for the Jade Emperor and the Four Royal Gods, he dared not trespass, he would break into other great gods. Although he would inevitably be punished and reprimanded afterwards, he still As usual.

The gatekeeper boys of the Taixuan Hall were mistreated by him. Nezha rushed directly into the Taixuan Hall at least seven or eight times, and did not give the boys a chance to report.

Although Nezha would be reprimanded by Nine Heavens Xuannv every time, he was the type who knew his mistakes and admitted his mistakes and would do it again next time.

In the Taixuan Great Hall, Master Wenshi and Guan Yu had left, and only the Nine Heavens Xuannv was drinking tea and chatting with Empress Wushan here.

Speaking of some things in recent years, Nine Heavens Profound Girl was also quite helpless, "Although the current Three Realms does not have the disputes among the great powers of the past, the things that happened are becoming more and more complicated and cumbersome."

Monkey King's disturbance in the Heavenly Palace can be said to be the end of an era. What era?It is the era when the powerful are fighting against the sky and the earth at every turn.

Sun Wukong is undoubtedly the last representative of that era. Since the riots in the Heavenly Palace and Western Paradise to learn from the scriptures, there has never been anything worthy of the heavenly court except for the demons who appeared from time to time in the Three Realms.

Even if it was the Zhushengbo Rebellion, from the beginning to the end, only a giant spirit god and a few golden immortals and generals were dispatched.

Although this is a good thing, but as Nine Heavens Profound Girl said, what is happening now is becoming more and more trivial and cumbersome. At the same time, the general trend of the Three Realms has also become more detailed and complicated, and it is not as easy to see as before.

"Fellow daoists, don't worry too much. With the Great Heavenly Lord and the Four Yuzun Gods present, the Three Realms will always be the same Three Realms." Empress Wu Shan said softly.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl sighed, and said: "Although this is the case, the world is changing with time, the Three Realms are changing, and the Heavenly Court is also changing. In the Heavenly Court, there are only two immortal officials, either from Taoism or Buddhism. Daoist friends and I, even Fang Jian, are very few immortal officials who are not from Taoist origin."

Nine Heavens Xuannv is an innate god, and Empress Wushan was born in the human race. After her death, she was directly appointed as a fairy god by the heavenly court, and they have never entered the second sect of Taoism and Buddhism.

"I knew that the Heavenly Court would not embarrass Yuan Tiangang, but I was still disappointed. Except for the head of the court, Xun Qing, the rest of the people in the Heavenly Court were from Taoism. They naturally believed in Taoist dogma in their hearts. , and will naturally make a judgment that is biased towards the Taoist dogma they believe in." Nine Heavens Xuannv said this, showing a trace of fatigue.

Empress Wushan said: "Isn't my heavenly court meritorious to observe the law?"

The method of meritorious deeds mentioned by Empress Wushan is naturally the method used by the heavenly court to fight against Taoism and Buddhism.Taoism and Buddhism use teaching methods to train their disciples, and it is naturally impossible for Heaven to do so, so the Jade Emperor introduced the path of becoming a god through meritorious deeds.

As long as mortals have great merits and achievements in life, they can be granted the orthodox scriptures after death and become the immortal officials of the heavenly court.

But this method has a great flaw, that is, most of these people are ordinary people with ordinary aptitude, so even though the heavens have granted so many meritorious officials, there are very few people who can do great things and become Dafa. There are less than ten people who have become third-rank immortal officials.

In such a situation, how do you compete with Taoism and Buddhism?But is the method of merit inspection wrong?Not wrong, because it's the only way to get justice for the very ordinary mortals.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl was about to speak, but suddenly she frowned, and immediately turned her head to look at the gate of the palace.

"My lord! My lord!" Nezha rushed into the hall, "My lord, I want to seal the coast of the East China Sea! It's okay to be a sixth-grade water god, and Fang Jian can be sealed to Duanjie Mountain. It doesn't make sense. Seal it for me."

"Get out!" Xuanguang surged behind Nine Heavens Profound Girl, and an angry shout instantly suppressed all the words that Nezha hadn't said yet.

"Oh!" Nezha looked at Xuan Guang who could easily suppress him, so he had to obediently respond, and before he could stop, he turned around and ran out of the Taixuan Hall.

Seeing Nezha running out of the Taixuan Hall, Nine Heavens Xuannv laughed angrily, "You bastard!"

Empress Wu Shan covered her mouth with a light smile and said, "He really wants to be sealed out."

"No, if he is banned, there might be a lot of trouble." Nine Heavens Profound Girl shook her head and said.

After hearing this, Empress Wu Shan thought for a while and said, "Since this is the case, fellow Taoist should stop his thoughts earlier."

Nine Heavens Xuannv frowned slightly when she heard the words, and then she said to the boy standing below: "You send me an oral order to Master Wenshi, and ask him to draw up a talisman and send it to the great god of the Santan Haihui."

The boy bowed slightly to listen to the order, and after taking Nine Heavens Xuannv to finish speaking, the boy led the order away.

Not long after, Nezha, who was walking dejectedly on the golden clouds of the 33rd heaven, was bored counting the stars, received a decree from the King of Tota, saying that there was a talisman in Taixuandu Province, and asked him to go back to receive the edict.

Nezha jumped three feet high, excitedly said: "Could it be the mother's will to seal me out?"

Thinking of this, Nezha flew back to the Palace of Heavenly Kings in an instant, and shouted angrily: "Nezha accepts the edict!"

After the words fell, Nezha had already appeared in front of the real man Wenshi, bowing his hands in respect.

Master Wenshi looked at his appearance, coughed lightly, and then said: "Ahem, there is no need to be polite to the Great God of the Santan Haihui. The Great Master envoy has a talisman for you, so I will not read it out. You can read it yourself." Bar."

"???" Nezha felt something was wrong when he heard the words, why did he let me see it by myself?Doesn't this have no sense of ritual at all?
But Master Wenshi had already handed over the talisman, so Nezha had no choice but to take it and take a closer look.

After seeing this, Nezha suddenly trembled all over his body, and his hands holding the talisman began to tremble violently. Then, he raised his arms high and shouted to the sky with grief and indignation: "No!!! My lord! Make!!!"

Seeing that his son lost his composure, the Heavenly King Tota on the side hurriedly stepped forward to look at the talisman with worry, and then he was amused, because there was only one line of ruthless characters written on it: Order Nezha Third Prince, your position will never Outer seal.

(End of this chapter)