I'm an immortal in heaven

The northeast changes to the sky, the heaven, Linde Palace.

Hei Hai'er walked into the Shangde Hall, and bowed to Fang Jian who was sitting cross-legged above Qingyun: "My lord, Zhou Tianxing Lord has sent a report that the three Da Luo Jinxians selected by the Heavenly Court have set off and will arrive soon. The Northeast has changed."

Fang Jian nodded and said: "Then you will wait on the cloud platform in the sky for the past two days, and when they arrive, you will welcome them to the Shangde Hall to meet me."

Hearing this, Hei Hai'er hesitated for a moment, and said, "Master, I'm afraid you will be there to greet him in person."

Fang Jian frowned, raised his head to look at Hei Haier, and immediately stretched his sword eyebrows, and asked with a smile: "Could it be that Empress Yuluan is also here?"

Fang Jian was really displeased when he heard that he had to go to greet him in person, but he soon thought that if he wanted to go to greet him in person, it must be someone of the emperor's level who was most likely to be accompanied by the three great Luo Jinxians. The one who got up was Yuluan.

But Hei Haier saw the smile on Fang Jian's face, swallowed his saliva slightly, and said, "Master, there is a little difference."

"Huh?" Fang Jian's brows suddenly frowned again, "Who is here? Don't hesitate, and submit Zhou Tianxing Lord's report."

Hei Haier accepted the order respectfully, and immediately handed over the report of Lord Zhou Tianxing in his hand to Fang Jian. Fang Jian took the report and unfolded it, his face suddenly changed: "What is she here for?"

Hei Hai'er said: "Master, the Golden Mother of Yaochi is also one of the three big Luos."

Fang Jian reported the report to the jade table in front of him, and said displeasedly: "They are playing the qin indiscriminately. It is not surprising that the Taoist master Hongjun of the Xuanjiao came. But the Dari Tathagata was ordered by the Tathagata Buddha to face the wall of the Three Dharma Hall. After thinking about it, why did you let it out?"

"It's fine if the Tathagata comes out. What's even more outrageous is the Queen Mother of the West. Why doesn't she plant flat peaches in the fairyland of Yaochi and come to the northeast to change the sky? This is not a place for her to go out for an outing."

"I'm not going to greet you, you should go, if they come, just bring them to the Shangde Hall to see me."

After Fang Jian finished speaking, he directly raised his hand and waved at Hei Haier, feeling very upset, "What's the matter with Erlang God and the others? What kind of nonsense are you doing?"

Hei Haier looked at Fang Jian, whose face was full of displeasure, and immediately bowed and sang, then turned and exited the Shangde Hall.

But three hours later, Hei Haier walked into the Shangde Hall again. He glanced at Fang Jian's face quietly, and found that his face had returned to normal, and he was sitting on Qingyun and practicing.

Hei Haier made up his mind, stepped forward and said: "Master."

Fang Jian opened his eyes, looked at Hei Haier below and asked, "What do you want to report?"

Hei Haier asked: "Master, if you are going to meet the Queen Mother of the West, what kind of ceremony should you prepare? Please show me."

Fang Jian couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard this. He raised his hand and nodded at Hei Haier, and said with a smile, "You boy is much smarter than your father."

Then Fang Jian pondered for a moment, and said: "You take my talisman to mobilize all the heavenly soldiers in the heavenly world, and gather on the cloud platform. When the time comes, I will personally go to greet the Queen Mother of the West."

Hei Hai'er knew that Fang Jian was the son of Taiyuan Daozu, so he naturally knew that Queen Mother Xi was Fang Jian's biological sister.

Fang Jian would definitely not be willing if the Queen Mother of the West wanted to come, because Fang Jian is a person who distinguishes between public and private, and he dislikes the Queen Mother of the West taking this opportunity to come to find Fang Jian.

This is obvious. If Fang Jian hadn't changed the sky in the northeast, why would the Queen Mother of the West come here?
So Hei Hai'er waited for three hours, and after Fang Jian's anger subsided, he came in to remind him that the Queen Mother of the West is the great emperor of the Heavenly Court, and if it is a matter of publicity, Fang Jian must go to greet him in person.

When Hei Haier heard Fang Jian's words, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately bowed and said: "I will obey the decree of the master."

"Go." Fang Jian said with a wave.

Hei Hai'er turned and left. When he reached the entrance of the main hall of Shangde Hall, he vaguely heard Fang Jian's murmur from behind: "Is there any way to demote her to be an emperor?"

Hei Haier almost stumbled and fell down, when he came out of the Shangde Hall, he immediately covered his ears and said, "I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything."

But he still couldn't help thinking in his heart: "Master is really the most indifferent person in the Three Realms."

Six days later, the [-] heavenly soldiers lined up majesticly and majestically on the platform of the Northeast Changtian Realm, watching the mighty and majestic Yijia slowly descending from above.

It was the ceremonial vehicle of the great emperor. There was a hall with clothing, two treasure boxes, one bridge, one chariot, one chariot, one jade chariot, and one large chariot.

Hoods, fans, festivals, banners, axes, halberds, celestial horses, treasure elephants, flags and other ceremonial guards are all available. This time, the Queen Mother of the West and the others did not specially bring the heavenly soldiers when they came to Northeast China to change the sky.

However, there are as many as 9000 heavenly soldiers used to support the guard of honor of the Queen Mother of the West and the Great Emperor.

I saw the Queen Mother of the West wearing a 24-chapter crown dress, sitting cross-legged in the center of the Huagai Yaotai, surrounded by the golden girl of the Yaochi and nearly a hundred fairies of the Yaochi, and her pet cat 'Leopard' was lying on the in her arms.

As for the Great Sun Tathagata Buddha and Hongjun Daoist, they stood on both sides of the Jufuji Hall. One was dressed in a colorful cassock, with a round of Buddha's light behind his head.One was dressed in a Zixia Daoist robe, with a celestial light piercing the universe behind his head.

When the guard of honor descended from the cloud platform, Fang Jian brought Hei Haier, Ju Lingshen, Xu Hongyuan and other generals, and [-] heavenly soldiers bowed down and said: "I welcome the Queen Mother and the Great Emperor."

The Queen Mother of the West was sitting upright inside the gauze curtain of the tent hall, her eyes fell on Fang Jian who was wearing a regular attire 'Golden Que Miluo Taoist Robe' through the gauze curtain, and then said slowly: "Be flat."

"Thank you, Queen Mother." Fang Jian led the crowd to bow to thank you, then got up flat, and said with cupped hands: "I have ordered the heavenly soldiers to clean up the northeast world's 'Mirror Bamboo Palace'. Please, Queen Mother." Stay in this palace."

"Good." Queen Mother Xi nodded.

So Fang Jian immediately ordered the Giant Spirit God and Xu Hongyuan to go forward and lead the Queen Mother of the West's ceremonial car to Jingzhu Palace.

Dari Tathagata Buddha and Taoist Master Hongjun stayed on the cloud platform until Yijia, Queen Mother of the West, disappeared between the palace gates, and then came forward to pay homage to Fang Jianji, "I pay homage to Emperor Hongqing."

Fang Jian nodded in return, first smiled at Taoist Master Hongjun, and then looked at Dari Tathagata Buddha.

Da Ri Tathagata Buddha felt uncomfortable when Fang Jian looked at him, so he lowered his head and pretended to cough.

Fang Jian then smiled and said, "Virgin Vairocana, you have lost weight."

"." Da Ri Tathagata paused for a moment, then put his hands together and said, "Namo Amitabha, the poor monk thanked Emperor Hongqing for his care."

Fang Jian laughed, and said: "When the venerable gave me the Great Sun Buddhist Pestle, it was much stronger than it is now."

Dari Tathagata Buddha also clasped his palms together and said with a smile: "The poor monk still has a lot of Buddhist pestles here. If Emperor Hongqing likes it, the poor monk can give it to him."

"Oh?" Fang Jian's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Are they all acquired treasures?"

Great Sun Tathagata Buddha: "No."

Fang Jian's face was filled with disappointment: "Oh, it's fine if it's not the acquired treasure, the Venerable should give it to someone else."

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Linde Palace, Shangde Palace.

Daoist Hongjun and Dari Tathagata sat cross-legged on cloud beds on both sides of the hall, listening to Fang Jian's brief account of the situation in the changing world.

"This emperor is going to suppress Xuanjin, Guanhuo, and Yuankun this time, so as to calm down the changing world." Finally Fang Jian concluded.

Daoist Hongjun and Dari Tathagata looked at each other, and then said in unison: "I would like to listen to Emperor Hongqing's orders."

Fang Jian nodded and said: "The emperor has arranged a palace for the two fellow Taoists. Please go and rest for two days. After three days, the emperor will issue an edict to all the living beings in the Changtian world, announcing that Xuanjin is three years old. Since then, I will invite two fellow Taoists to go down to the realm with this emperor, and arrest the three of them."

Daoist Hongjun immediately stood up with Dari Tathagata Buddha to pay respects, and said: "Yes, I would like to follow the decree of Emperor Hongqing, and the poor Taoist (poor monk) will retire."

Fang Jian immediately ordered Hei Haier to send Taoist Master Hongjun and Dari Tathagata Buddha to rest in the palace abode. As for the Queen Mother of the West, she has come, so let her be a mascot in the heaven. It is impossible to really let her end in a fight. At that time, Fang Jian will only take Daoist Hongjun and Dari Tathagata Buddha to the lower realm.

But Fang Jian didn't want to find Queen Mother Xi, but Queen Mother Xi wanted to find Fang Jian.

Just seven or eight hours after Taoist Master Hongjun and Dari Tathagata Buddha returned to their respective palaces, Hei Haier came in from outside the hall and said, "Master, the golden girl from Yaochi is asking to see you."

Fang Jian was slightly taken aback when he heard Hei Haier's report, then sighed helplessly, and said, "Show her in."

Soon, Dongfang Ti, the golden girl from Yaochi, walked into the Shangde Hall with lotus steps, dressed in Yunhua Immortal Clothes, and then bowed and said: "Chen Yaochi Golden Girl, Dongfangti, pays homage to Emperor Hongqing."

Fang Jian rubbed the half piece of Fengchan Yugui at his waist with his right hand, looked at the golden girl of Yaochi in the hall below and asked, "What's the matter?"

The golden girl from Yaochi bowed and said: "The Queen Mother of the West, please invite the Emperor Hongqing to meet you in the Zishuang Hall of the Mirror Bamboo Palace."

"No time." Fang Jian waved his hand and said, "Please report back to the emperor, and just say please forgive Fang Jian's business affairs and not get away. If you have free time, you will definitely visit Jingzhu Palace in person."

The golden girl of Yaochi heard the words and said: "I would like to report to Emperor Hongqing, the emperor said that he has something important to say to you."

"What is the important thing? The destruction of the Three Realms or the rebellion of Taoism and Buddha?" Fang Jian asked.

Hei Haier on the side of 'Puba' couldn't help but sneered, but he soon realized that it was wrong, and quickly covered his mouth.

The golden girl from Yaochi blushed, she hesitated for a long time, her slender fingers tightly pinched the corner of the skirt, almost rubbing the corner of the skirt.

"It's not that serious." Yaochi Jinnv lowered her head and said, "It's just... just some important things. Actually, they are not too important. They may be small things, but they are very important things for you and your empress. Of course It's a small thing for others"

Hearing the more chaotic words of the golden girl in Yaochi, which almost made her dizzy, the Hei Haier at the side finally couldn't help it, and said, "It's His Majesty the Queen Mother of the West who wants to meet and talk with my master, right?"

The Yaochi Jinnv, who was dazed by herself, immediately came to her senses, glanced at Hei Haier very gratefully, then nodded and said, "Yes, it's the empress who wants to meet and talk with Emperor Hongqing, as for what is it?" , I really don't know very well, and I ask Emperor Hongqing to forgive me."

Although Fang Jian was unhappy, he didn't want to deliberately embarrass a female fairy, so he said to the golden girl in Yaochi, "Please go back and tell the Queen Mother of the West, the Great Emperor, that I will go to Jingzhu Palace to see you later."

The golden girl of Yaochi immediately felt amnesty when she heard the words, as if she was afraid of Fang Jian's repentance, she hurriedly bowed and said: "Yes, I will go to report to the empress, I pay my respects to Emperor Hongqing, and I am leaving."

After the golden girl from Yaochi left, Hei Hai'er asked Fang Jian, "Master, do you need to prepare for the ceremony?"

Fang Jian shook his head and said, "No need, there are no immortals and ministers in this heaven, so there is no need to make such a publicity."

"Yes, master." Hei Haier bowed respectfully, then exited the Shangde Hall, and continued to stand at the entrance of the hall.

After a stick of incense, the northeast changes into the sky, the heavens, the Mirror Bamboo Palace, and the outside of the Zishuang Palace.

Fang Jian is wearing a golden Mira Taoist robe, hair tied with a hairpin, and a crown of lotus flowers on his head. On his left waist is the Hongqing Excalibur, one of the four swords of Ling Xiao, and on his right waist is a piece of jade jade.

He directly rode the thunder and appeared outside the Zishuang Hall, startling the heavenly soldiers and fairy maidens on duty outside the hall. After seeing that it was Fang Jian, he hurriedly paid homage, and then reported to the Queen Mother of the West.

Soon the Golden Girls of Yaochi took more than 20 fairies of Yaochi out of Zishuang Hall with hurried steps, and they divided into two rows to greet Fang Jian.

"Emperor Hongqing, Your Majesty is waiting in the hall, please invite Emperor Hongqing to enter the hall." The appearance of the golden girl in Yaochi was very hasty.

It's not their fault, after all, according to the normal process, Fang Jian must send Hei Haier to report first, and then start to prepare to welcome him here.

But Fang Jian's coming directly like this really made the Queen Mother of the West and the Golden Girl of Yaochi unexpected, so they had to rush out to greet them.

Fang Jian listened to the words of the golden girl in Yaochi, but nodded slightly, then pressed the sword with his left hand, and walked into Zishuang Hall.

As soon as he entered the Zishuang Hall, Fang Jian raised his head and saw the Queen Mother of the West who had changed into the clothes of Miaozhenxian Luohua.

Fang Jian was expressionless, walked to the center of the hall and said: "Fang Jian, I pay my respects to the Queen Mother and the Great Emperor."

The Queen Mother of the West looked at Fang Jian, and immediately smiled and said, "My brother, you don't need to be polite, please get up."

Fang Jian said indifferently: "In the heavenly court, there are only monarchs and ministers in charge, no siblings."

The Queen Mother of the West raised her eyebrows and said: "Why is my brother so indifferent? Don't you know that I am your own sister?"

Fang Jian didn't speak, but still bowed and stood in the hall.

The Queen Mother of the West glanced at the golden girl of Yaochi who was beside her. The golden girl of Yaochi felt her scalp tingle and her thoughts changed rapidly.

The Queen Mother of the West stretched her jade eyebrows when she heard the words, and then said to Fang Jian: "In this case, Emperor Hongqing, please take your seat."

Only then did Fang Jian thank him and get up, then turned around and sat down behind the jade table that had been set up, and on the jade table, there were already 9000-year-old flat peaches on the table.

"My brother, this is the 9000-year-old flat peach specially brought by my sister. Please use it. If you like peach pits, you can take all of them." Queen Mother Xi said with a smile.

Fang Jian looked at the flat peaches that were about to drip with immortality and glowing with spirit, but he was no longer interested. He just sat there and said, "Thank you for your kindness, sister, but I just have something to say in my heart."

When the Queen Mother of the West heard that Fang Jian finally called herself 'Sister', she immediately beamed with joy, and said quickly, "If you have anything to say, feel free to say it."

Fang Jian bowed his hands to the Queen Mother of the West, and said, "Sister, I really shouldn't come to the Northeast to change the sky this time."

The Queen Mother of the West raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh? Why? Sister, I'm also here to help you."

Fang Jiandao: "Sister, you are the Queen Mother of the West, the Great Emperor of Heaven, and you have your own majesty and dignity. How can I send you to fight in the lower realm? If so, where is the power of heaven?"

The Queen Mother of the West said: "I am not here to help you as the Great Emperor of Heaven, I am here to help you in the name of your sister."

"This is even more unnecessary." Fang Jian said: "Although my sister is a Daluo Jinxian, she has lived in the fairyland of Yaochi for a long time, and she doesn't know how to do it? If you commit personal danger, whether it is public or private, we, Fang Jian, will be responsible. .”

Queen Mother Xi raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you looking down on me as a sister? Do you think my coming here is a burden?"

Fang Jian pouted his neck and said, "Yes!"

The Queen Mother of the West was furious, she stood up and pointed at Fang Jian, "How dare you say that about me?"

Fang Jian also stood up and said: "I am a subject of Yu Gong, and I have the right to advise. I am a younger brother of Yu, and I have the right to advise!"

When the Queen Mother of the West heard this, the Qingshi Yuyan's expression became even angrier, and she shouted: "I am your own sister!"

Fang Jian also shouted: "So what? Who in the Three Realms doesn't know that Fang Jian's six relatives don't recognize me!"

"You, you, you." Xi Wangmu pointed at Fang Jian, "Hello! Do you know what you are talking about? Do you dare to say this in front of Auntie?"

Fang Jiandao: "Auntie at least won't be as indiscriminate as you are! Do things without measure!"

When Queen Mother Xi heard this, she was really sad and angry. She flew down and landed in front of Fang Jian and said, "I came to help you out of kindness, but you said that to me, you are really a wolf!"

After speaking, the Queen Mother of the West directly waved her sleeves to overthrow the jade case, and those 9000-year-old flat peaches immediately rolled to the ground, and the pale and silent Yaochi golden girls and fairies beside them immediately bent down to pick up the flat peaches.

"It's a pity that I brought you so many flat peaches, you... you don't understand my painstaking efforts at all, I... I won't give it to you even if I give it to Xiaotiangou!" Xi Wangmu pointed at Fang Jian's nose.

Fang Jian raised his head and said, "This Emperor is the Emperor of Heaven, the head of the Four Emperors of Ling Xiao, and it's just a flat peach. Could it be that if you don't eat it, you can't live?"

"You bastard!" Queen Mother Xi burst into tears, and the leopard cat in her arms sensed the anger of its master, and immediately looked at Fang Jian viciously with a pair of sapphire-like eyes.

The Queen Mother of the West threw the leopard cat towards Fang Jian, and said in her mouth, "Leopard, scratch him to death."

The leopard cat screamed 'Wow', and then rushed towards Fang Jian. Fang Jian dodged immediately when he saw this, and the leopard cat jumped to the ground.

When it reacted, Fang Jian had already run to the gate of Zishuang Hall, turned to Queen Mother Xi and said, "Sister, I advise you to go back to the Heavenly Court quickly, don't get in the way here, and leave."

After finishing speaking, Fang Jian turned around and ran out of Zishuang Hall, while the Queen Mother of the West was flushed with anger, and her hairpins were scattered. She raised her hand and sacrificed a sword, and then she held the sword and turned into a rainbow and chased it out.

"I'll hack you to death, you, a bastard with no conscience!"

Dari Tathagata Buddha and Taoist Master Hongjun, who were sitting cross-legged in their palace and abbot, suddenly heard a noisy sound from outside, there were shouts, rebuttals, and non-stop persuasion, Voice of comfort.
In short, it was very lively.

The two got up immediately, waved their sleeves to open the door of the palace, and then flew out on auspicious clouds.

But as soon as the two of them went out, they saw two lights flashing quickly in front of them. Dari Tathagata blinked, then turned his head to look at Taoist Master Hongjun beside him.

"Was that Emperor Hongqing just now?" Da Ri Tathagata asked.

Daoist Hongjun nodded and said: "It seems to be, the one following behind should be the Queen Mother of the West."

The two looked at each other again, this time they saw clearly, and saw Fang Jian running around the edge of the heaven with the chaotic clock above his head, while the Queen Mother of the West behind her was chasing him with a sword, and she kept reprimanding Fang Jian.
The golden girl of Yaochi stood below with more than 100 fairies of Yaochi, dripping with sweat, and anxiously speaking to comfort the angry Queen Mother of the West.

The Ju Lingshen, Hei Haier, and Xu Hongyuan led more than 8 heavenly soldiers. On the surface, they were trying to persuade Fang Jian, but in fact it was not a big deal to watch the excitement.

"What happened?" Daoist Hongjun stared blankly at Queen Mother Xi who kept chasing and killing Fang Jian, and asked with some doubts.

Da Ri Tathagata shook his head, saying that he didn't know, but he was looking forward to the miracle of Fang Jianzhen being hacked to death.

"I wonder if Queen Mother Xi's sword is sharp?" Dainari Tathagata asked curiously.

Daoist Hongjun suddenly turned his head to look at Dari Tathagata Buddha.

(No more tonight, everyone go to bed early, good night)