Li Zhi, don't be a coward
Chapter 704
Chapter 704
Dog licking has existed in all dynasties, regardless of gender, age or age.
Li Qinzai still can't figure out why Lao Wei licked the widow Song in the village so much.
It would be fine to say that Widow Song is a stunning beauty. If she happened to be in Li Qinzai's aesthetic point, maybe Li Qinzai would be willing to lick her once in a while.
But Li Qinzai knew Widow Song. She was a hero who pulled out willows upside down. If Lao Wei licked her so much, did he plan to practice martial arts with her every day after he got it, so as to improve his ability to kill enemies?
"Old Wei, if you really want to take a concubine, as long as your mother-in-law does not object, and you really don't want to be coquettish at all, with the military exploits and money you have accumulated over the years, you can definitely hire a concubine in a nearby village with a lot of money. If you take her as a concubine, why hang yourself on the tree of Widow Song?" Li Qinzai asked puzzled.
Old Wei grinned: "No, I just fell in love with Widow Song, and the stunning beauty will not change."
"Why? Forgive my blindness, what is the charm of Widow Song?"
Old Wei laughed and said, "What charm can Widow Song have? Her waist is thicker than a bucket, her tendons on her arms are stronger than mine, her armpits still have body odor, and her big feet can suffocate people to death after taking off her shoes..."
"What's more, she is very powerful, and she can play with a kitchen knife very well. Based on my battlefield experience as a veteran who has survived a hundred battles, if I fight with her, I can't guarantee that it will be me or her who will survive in the end."
Li Qinzai's face turned green when he heard it: "This is clearly a hag, what are you planning?"
"It's just that she ignores me. She never has a good face towards me. When she sees me, she swings a kitchen knife and wants to chop me up." Old Wei smiled confusedly: "There is such a widow in the world. If you don't believe it, you can't attack her city!"
"Sooner or later, I will pluck all her hair, let her lie softly in my arms, let me rub and ravage her, and turn all the viciousness she has swung at me these years into a submissive twisting of fingers, Tsk! Thinking about it, it is very beautiful!"
Li Qinzai finally understood.
This old guy is cheap.
Of course, it can also be put in a more polite way. This old man turned into a domineering president, and this rebellious woman successfully attracted his attention.
Crazy mother-in-law, you light the fire, you put it out yourself.
"Wu Shaolang, the old man has always been curious. You seem to have done nothing, and those beauties were captured by you. What did you do?"
Li Qinzai was silent for a moment, and then said tactfully: "Old Wei, women's predilection is innate, probably related to fate, some people really don't do anything, women will pounce on them, and some people's tongues are numb. , asking for a daughter is still not available."
Old Wei said confusedly: "Wu Shaolang, can you speak more clearly? Fate or something, the old man can't understand..."
"Then let me be straightforward, two words can sum it up, 'look at the face'."
Li Qinzai pointed to himself reservedly, and said, "I, a young man in white, is as gentle as jade."
Pointing to Old Wei again: "You, a half-hundred ugly man, stupid and thick."
"Let's stand side by side. Do you think the woman will jump at me or you?"
Old Wei said with an ugly face: "Anyone who is not blind should jump at you."
"That's right, life is so unfair. You can't even ask for a widow whose waist is bigger than a bucket, and so many women like me. Do you think I'm as happy as you imagined? No, you can't imagine my happiness at all." arrive……"
Old Wei's face turned green, his lips muttered for a while, and finally he sighed sadly.
Li Qinzai had a clue in his heart, he knew that if he hadn't been the fifth young man of the Li family, the old Wei would have swung his hoe and stretched out his hoe to his guts.
"The old man should still be thinking about how to get Widow Song." Old Wei said in a muffled voice, and swung the hoe in his hand again, deftly loosening the soil on Widow Song's ground.
"After finishing the work, go back and rest early. The spring sowing has not passed yet, so there is no rush for these two days." Li Qinzai greeted.
Just as he was about to walk back, Old Wei suddenly said: "It's better to finish the farm work in the village as soon as possible. Yesterday, the officials came up to control the number of strong men in the village. It is said that after the spring sowing, the strong men will be recruited to go out to serve corvee. .”
Li Qinzai paused, turned around and said in astonishment, "What kind of corvee do you serve? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
Old Wei sighed, and said: "Yesterday, a sihu came to the Weinan County Yamen, and the imperial court issued a call-up order. We recruited a total of 40 strong men from Guanzhong. On the road from Guanzhong to Hedong Road, we will build more than a dozen palaces and more Conquer and move up Mount Tai to pave the stone steps..."
Li Qinzai immediately understood: "Because the emperor wants to enshrine Zen Taishan?"
Old Wei nodded: "At least half of the hundreds of strong men in Zhuangzi will be transferred. I'm afraid they won't be able to come back for a year or so. Fortunately, the old man is the enshrined master of our house, so he can be exempted from corvee. and suffer."
"I heard that the local governments are recruiting strong men within their jurisdiction. Whether it's building a palace or laying stone steps, it's all exhausting work."
"The government says it's in charge of the food, but everyone knows what the government's food is, and it's only half full every day. When Zhuangzi's younger generations come back after serving corvee for a year and a half, I'm afraid they won't look like human beings."
Old Wei sighed distressedly, but he was very clear that such a big matter could not be solved by himself, so he could only wave his hoe sullenly, venting his sulk.
Li Qinzai stood by the edge of the field, his face becoming more serious.
If you don't care about it, you can avoid most of the troubles in the world, but even if you avoid some things, it will eventually find you on your own initiative.
I thought that the matter of Fengchan Taishan was far away from me, and Li Zhi loved it so much, so I let him get it. In the past few years, Li Zhi has indeed done a few worthy things, and it is not impossible to ask God for credit.
The treasury has no money or food, so if you borrow a little more from the private landlords, you will owe so much anyway. If you are lucky, you will be able to pay it off in a few good years.
If a person wants to avoid trouble, he can always find all kinds of excuses.
Avoiding trouble is due to his personality, but what Li Qinzai really thinks in his heart is that he is still opposed to Feng Chan Taishan.
After testing Li Ji's reaction, and after Li Ji sternly warned him not to get involved, Li Qinzai stopped showing his attitude openly. Even the old fox Shangguanyi tried to poke the fire several times, but he was not fooled.
He didn't care much about it at first, and he also knew the political significance of Feng Chan Taishan to Datang and Li Zhi. Of course, he should avoid such a sensitive topic as far as possible.
However, Li Qinzai felt very uncomfortable when he learned that the young man in his village had been recruited by the government.
I can't explain the irritability, if I insist on describing it, it is probably a kind of mentality of protecting the calf.
Young people in my family's village, you can do whatever you want with your master. If you want to fight with God, why do you ask my family's farmers to build houses and roads for you?
(End of this chapter)
Dog licking has existed in all dynasties, regardless of gender, age or age.
Li Qinzai still can't figure out why Lao Wei licked the widow Song in the village so much.
It would be fine to say that Widow Song is a stunning beauty. If she happened to be in Li Qinzai's aesthetic point, maybe Li Qinzai would be willing to lick her once in a while.
But Li Qinzai knew Widow Song. She was a hero who pulled out willows upside down. If Lao Wei licked her so much, did he plan to practice martial arts with her every day after he got it, so as to improve his ability to kill enemies?
"Old Wei, if you really want to take a concubine, as long as your mother-in-law does not object, and you really don't want to be coquettish at all, with the military exploits and money you have accumulated over the years, you can definitely hire a concubine in a nearby village with a lot of money. If you take her as a concubine, why hang yourself on the tree of Widow Song?" Li Qinzai asked puzzled.
Old Wei grinned: "No, I just fell in love with Widow Song, and the stunning beauty will not change."
"Why? Forgive my blindness, what is the charm of Widow Song?"
Old Wei laughed and said, "What charm can Widow Song have? Her waist is thicker than a bucket, her tendons on her arms are stronger than mine, her armpits still have body odor, and her big feet can suffocate people to death after taking off her shoes..."
"What's more, she is very powerful, and she can play with a kitchen knife very well. Based on my battlefield experience as a veteran who has survived a hundred battles, if I fight with her, I can't guarantee that it will be me or her who will survive in the end."
Li Qinzai's face turned green when he heard it: "This is clearly a hag, what are you planning?"
"It's just that she ignores me. She never has a good face towards me. When she sees me, she swings a kitchen knife and wants to chop me up." Old Wei smiled confusedly: "There is such a widow in the world. If you don't believe it, you can't attack her city!"
"Sooner or later, I will pluck all her hair, let her lie softly in my arms, let me rub and ravage her, and turn all the viciousness she has swung at me these years into a submissive twisting of fingers, Tsk! Thinking about it, it is very beautiful!"
Li Qinzai finally understood.
This old guy is cheap.
Of course, it can also be put in a more polite way. This old man turned into a domineering president, and this rebellious woman successfully attracted his attention.
Crazy mother-in-law, you light the fire, you put it out yourself.
"Wu Shaolang, the old man has always been curious. You seem to have done nothing, and those beauties were captured by you. What did you do?"
Li Qinzai was silent for a moment, and then said tactfully: "Old Wei, women's predilection is innate, probably related to fate, some people really don't do anything, women will pounce on them, and some people's tongues are numb. , asking for a daughter is still not available."
Old Wei said confusedly: "Wu Shaolang, can you speak more clearly? Fate or something, the old man can't understand..."
"Then let me be straightforward, two words can sum it up, 'look at the face'."
Li Qinzai pointed to himself reservedly, and said, "I, a young man in white, is as gentle as jade."
Pointing to Old Wei again: "You, a half-hundred ugly man, stupid and thick."
"Let's stand side by side. Do you think the woman will jump at me or you?"
Old Wei said with an ugly face: "Anyone who is not blind should jump at you."
"That's right, life is so unfair. You can't even ask for a widow whose waist is bigger than a bucket, and so many women like me. Do you think I'm as happy as you imagined? No, you can't imagine my happiness at all." arrive……"
Old Wei's face turned green, his lips muttered for a while, and finally he sighed sadly.
Li Qinzai had a clue in his heart, he knew that if he hadn't been the fifth young man of the Li family, the old Wei would have swung his hoe and stretched out his hoe to his guts.
"The old man should still be thinking about how to get Widow Song." Old Wei said in a muffled voice, and swung the hoe in his hand again, deftly loosening the soil on Widow Song's ground.
"After finishing the work, go back and rest early. The spring sowing has not passed yet, so there is no rush for these two days." Li Qinzai greeted.
Just as he was about to walk back, Old Wei suddenly said: "It's better to finish the farm work in the village as soon as possible. Yesterday, the officials came up to control the number of strong men in the village. It is said that after the spring sowing, the strong men will be recruited to go out to serve corvee. .”
Li Qinzai paused, turned around and said in astonishment, "What kind of corvee do you serve? Why didn't anyone tell me?"
Old Wei sighed, and said: "Yesterday, a sihu came to the Weinan County Yamen, and the imperial court issued a call-up order. We recruited a total of 40 strong men from Guanzhong. On the road from Guanzhong to Hedong Road, we will build more than a dozen palaces and more Conquer and move up Mount Tai to pave the stone steps..."
Li Qinzai immediately understood: "Because the emperor wants to enshrine Zen Taishan?"
Old Wei nodded: "At least half of the hundreds of strong men in Zhuangzi will be transferred. I'm afraid they won't be able to come back for a year or so. Fortunately, the old man is the enshrined master of our house, so he can be exempted from corvee. and suffer."
"I heard that the local governments are recruiting strong men within their jurisdiction. Whether it's building a palace or laying stone steps, it's all exhausting work."
"The government says it's in charge of the food, but everyone knows what the government's food is, and it's only half full every day. When Zhuangzi's younger generations come back after serving corvee for a year and a half, I'm afraid they won't look like human beings."
Old Wei sighed distressedly, but he was very clear that such a big matter could not be solved by himself, so he could only wave his hoe sullenly, venting his sulk.
Li Qinzai stood by the edge of the field, his face becoming more serious.
If you don't care about it, you can avoid most of the troubles in the world, but even if you avoid some things, it will eventually find you on your own initiative.
I thought that the matter of Fengchan Taishan was far away from me, and Li Zhi loved it so much, so I let him get it. In the past few years, Li Zhi has indeed done a few worthy things, and it is not impossible to ask God for credit.
The treasury has no money or food, so if you borrow a little more from the private landlords, you will owe so much anyway. If you are lucky, you will be able to pay it off in a few good years.
If a person wants to avoid trouble, he can always find all kinds of excuses.
Avoiding trouble is due to his personality, but what Li Qinzai really thinks in his heart is that he is still opposed to Feng Chan Taishan.
After testing Li Ji's reaction, and after Li Ji sternly warned him not to get involved, Li Qinzai stopped showing his attitude openly. Even the old fox Shangguanyi tried to poke the fire several times, but he was not fooled.
He didn't care much about it at first, and he also knew the political significance of Feng Chan Taishan to Datang and Li Zhi. Of course, he should avoid such a sensitive topic as far as possible.
However, Li Qinzai felt very uncomfortable when he learned that the young man in his village had been recruited by the government.
I can't explain the irritability, if I insist on describing it, it is probably a kind of mentality of protecting the calf.
Young people in my family's village, you can do whatever you want with your master. If you want to fight with God, why do you ask my family's farmers to build houses and roads for you?
(End of this chapter)
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