I have a seal of two worlds

Chapter 254 Lu God's First Lick

The scene was silent for a moment...

Subconsciously, Tian Liyuan reached out and touched the tabletop, touched several holes, and then touched a hand of sawdust.

Then he froze in place.

Not only him, but even Li Changyang stared blankly, dumbstruck.

Lu Zheng kept smiling and didn't speak, Lin Wan also took a meat skewer with a smile, and ate it in small bites, admiring the various discolorations of Tian Liyuan's face from white to blue to red.

……

"Tch, what kind of Condor Heroes, what kind of special forces king, you have read too many movies and novels!"

Because their table was suddenly quiet, the voices of conversations at other tables were heard very clearly.

"Watching the video, you have to read the comments, and you have to think about it yourself. Don't believe what the video is made of. Now everyone is not stupid. Some people in the comments clearly analyze it. That's a posing, a show!"

"Anesthetize the wild boar in advance, then put on a superhero drama, and then debut to make money and harvest traffic!"

"I don't even look at what foreign masters look like. They punch to the flesh and are physically strong. With their small physiques, the video is fake."

"What I eat is patriotic food, and the goal is to be some little pinks who dream of Huaguo Kungfu all day long!"

"Don't get excited about everything you see every day, think more, ask why every time you encounter this kind of video of harvesting IQ tax, you are so passionate, and reflect more."

A gentleman-looking man wearing glasses seemed to have drunk a little wine and was talking loudly and giving pointers.

Sitting opposite him were two women, listening to him in a daze.

The people on the other two tables frowned, but they didn't attack either.

"Shut up! You idiot! Reflect on your head!"

Tian Liyuan had a fit, shouted angrily, got up and rushed up, and slapped the table in front of him fiercely.

"boom!"

There was a loud noise, and all the plates, cups and chopsticks on the table jumped.

Everyone in the shop was startled, and then looked over together.

That gentle man didn't even dare to take a breath, he stared at Tian Liyuan blankly, not knowing why the other party was going crazy.

"You're still thinking independently, so you'll read comments and follow others' opinions. Are you thinking independently? Thanks to your glasses, all the books you read have gone into the dog's stomach?"

"you you!"

"What me? Are you still under anesthesia? How do people give them anesthesia? Bring wild boars to the city to release them. It's against the law whether you have anesthesia or not! You are stupid, don't think everyone is as stupid as you!"

"you you!"

"What do you want to say? Let me tell you, it is impossible for people to prepare anesthesia in advance. No one is a god, and it is impossible to follow the wild boars all the way into the city!"

"Obviously a pair of masters who didn't want to reveal their identities solved a crisis. There are so many pedestrians at the scene, and the videos from all angles are clearly shot. When it comes to your mouth, it's posing, showing off, cheating, cutting leeks, and IQ tax?"

Tian Liyuan pointed to his own head, "Think about it with your head full of prejudices, don't climax when you see negative opinions like being poked at the G-spot!"

"Patriotic food! Those who coined this word are traitors. Those who hate the country can make money, but those who are patriotic can't make money to eat? Where did the double standard come from? What era is this? Let me tell you that it has passed by now It's time for you public intellectuals to stir up trouble!"

"me!"

"Foreign things are true all day long, and domestic things are fake. You bastards who worship foreigners will only be able to watch our country set sail for rejuvenation and return to its proper place in history. You can only cry all the way. , but there is no way!"

"it is good!"

"well said!"

"Brother! Great!"

"Clap clap clap!"

There was a thunderous applause in the barbecue shop.

Tian Liyuan waved his hands to the surroundings, "No, no, I'm just expressing my feelings. I don't like these leading parties who eat and scold their mothers the most. It's okay, it's okay, let's continue!"

Then he turned around and gave the gentle man another hard look.

The gentle man swallowed, as if he wanted to speak, but after looking at Tian Liyuan's protruding biceps, he finally didn't dare.

Tian Liyuan returned to the seat here, and the aura he had just now immediately disappeared.

Swallowing saliva, he glanced at Lu Zheng cautiously, and seeing a smile on Lu Zheng's face, he called out softly, "God Lu."

"God Lu!" Li Fang answered immediately.

"Lu Shen!" Liu Jingbo hastily added.

"Ah-"

Lin Wan couldn't help laughing out loud, "I can't tell, it's pretty good."

"Don't dare to dare, learn now and sell now, you are laughing at me!" Tian Liyuan said hastily.

Lu Zheng showed his hand just now, which means the video is real.

From this we can see...

Lin Wan is also a big boss!
Tian Liyuan looked at Li Changyang and found that he was stronger than himself.

Live longer, see more!
Look at his attitude just now, how respectful, how about yourself?Just a little bit beyond the trend of Li Changyang, I don't know what my last name is.

Damn, you deserve to be ashamed!

Fortunately, this boss seems to have a better temper?No matter, hold it first!
"God Lu, you are so low-key! You regard fame and fortune as floating clouds, and utilitarianism as dung. If I had this ability, I would have drifted away, but you are able to remain unmoved and stay out of the limelight. This is you!" Tian Liyuan slammed at Lu Zheng I compared my thumbs.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Li Fang nodded repeatedly.

Then Tian Liyuan turned to Lin Wan again, sighing, "You are also a wild boar who does not give in to men, you pick it up as soon as you say, you two are really talented and beautiful, a natural match!"

"That's right!" Liu Jingbo immediately agreed.

Li Changyang: (||_)
What the hell, I haven't figured out what to say, Lu Shen's first licking position has been taken away?

……

At the checkout, Tian Liyuan rushed to buy the bill, and Lu Zheng and Lin Wan were too embarrassed to refuse with that eager look in his eyes.

Not to mention the boss who was puzzled when he was clearing the table, the few people had enough to eat and drink, and walked along the shore of the lake.

Li Changyang and the others were still winking. They had a good chat just now, and they had eliminated the initial unpleasantness. Naturally, they would not disturb the two-person world of Lu Zheng and Lin Wan at this time. After Sora went to the invitation to visit their fight club, he said goodbye very consciously and left.

"I didn't expect you to show such a shocking hand. It's almost like the description in martial arts novels." Lin Wan took Lu Zheng's hand and asked while walking, "Is it a bit too exaggerated?"

"No problem." Lu Zheng said with a smile, "The big deal is to tell the truth, I have practiced internal strength. Isn't this something that has existed since ancient times? Even now, there are many masters of martial arts who claim to have practiced internal strength."

Lin Wan smiled wryly, "But they are not as exaggerated as you."

"Really? But you will reach it soon." Lu Zheng said with a smile.

Lin Wan is already practicing the No.17 pose, and her body is full of qi and blood, but she can't complete the cycle. As long as she can complete a complete set of "Danshan Eighteen Stances" and the blood and qi are self-generating, it will be a matter of course.

"Really!" Lin Wan's eyes immediately showed anticipation.

"It's as easy as turning the palm of your hand." Lu Zheng nodded, "So, should we take on the title of Condor Heroes?"

"Where did you get the eagle?"

"What do you say?"

　Thank you fellow daoist 08a and fellow daoist Xiaoyu Huahua for the [-] rewards, and fellow daoist Jiajia fake for the [-] rewards
　
(End of this chapter)