my past life simulator

Chapter 270 269 [The cultivation world exploded! 】

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In the main hall, one counts as one, and everyone is dumbfounded.

Henry Zhang, the instigator, froze in place, looking at a loss.

The conscience of heaven and earth, he was very uncomfortable in his lower abdomen just now, so he endured it again and again.Later, I really couldn't hold it back, and made an accidental blow, and it exploded directly.

A strong smell of incense wafted around, and some juniors who were relatively close to the old heavenly master accidentally inhaled it into their nasal cavity.Before they could get sick, the qi in their bodies was ready to move.

"Ok?"

Several people around looked at each other in blank dismay, and then showed shock.

Shit, it can also boost cultivation!

Look at Der, hurry up and smell it.

As a result, a strange scene appeared, and I saw a few old Taoist priests surrounded by Henry Zhang, breathing crazily as if they had asthma.

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Everyone is dumbfounded, you guys spent all your money to flatter contemporary celestial masters.

Before he could speak, the smell of fart came over, and the old Taoist priest who opened his mouth inadvertently took a sip.

Then, feeling the slightly rising qi in their bodies, they rushed over with a bang, leaned over and lowered their heads, gasping for breath.

Everyone: "."

No, Longhushan is missing you to eat, or you are missing you to drink.

What a fart, as for it!

An old witty ghost saw something was wrong, and sneaked over like a loach.

"Ok!"

The nose moved slightly, feeling the growing qi breath, and hurriedly joined the army of fart eaters.

"Take two less breaths, save some for the old man."

"Brother, the soil is buried up to the neck, there is no need to fight like this?"

"I agree, being a god of incense and fire is no better than smelling farts!"

Henry Zhang: "."

Have you considered my feelings?

A group of old men staring at an old boy's ass, why is it a bit dangerous!

"puff--"

Before the person could open his mouth, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable again, followed by a fart that was louder than before.

"huhuhuhu"

"Shut up"

At this moment, the rest of the people can naturally see that there is something tricky in the fart.

Ever since, there was a clatter, and everyone surrounded him.

"Don't worry, don't worry."

"Who touched my ass?"

He Zhao, who has been sitting high on the main seat, can be described as full of black lines.

The dignified leader of the Taoist sect, why the older generation is less reliable than the other, if outsiders see it, there may be outrageous rumors spread.

'The simulator also dares to exaggerate, absorb at most one wick per day, don't be greedy.As a result, if you absorb two sticks of incense together, will you fart if you have indigestion? '

'No, no, what comes out is actually not fart, it's all vaporized incense.If they ignore that the incense comes out of an indecent place, at least their behavior will not be eye-catching. '

Henry Zhang seemed to have got two sticks of incense for one year, but in fact he only absorbed one stick of incense.Another stick of incense spread out in the form of farting.

"Brother, is there any more?"

"Rub his belly."

A large group of people pressed the old celestial master to the ground, and then urged the girl, it is wrong, it should be fart.

"puff--"

"it is good!"

A group of people applauded and continued to smell farts excitedly.

After a while, they hurriedly urged.

"puff--"

The momentum this time was a little smaller than the previous three times, but the old Taoists didn't care.

"Brother, can't you do it?"

"No, not a drop."

After a long time, Henry Zhang, who had a pale face, couldn't let out a fart. At this point, they finally determined that their head was completely squeezed out.

"It's gone, it's gone."

After smelling the farts, the Taoist priests all had rosy complexions and showed satisfaction on their faces.They clearly know that everything they do is to improve their cultivation, and they don't know that they can be regarded as weird perverts.

"Cough cough."

A group of people turned their heads and saw that it was their grand master who spoke, and immediately became obedient, sitting cross-legged on the ground, as if we were listening to the teachings humbly.

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I have to say that there are quite a lot of talents in Longhu Mountain, especially those who are good at changing faces.

"What's the rush? Didn't I say it earlier, the God of Day and Night Tours is rewarded with one stick of incense every year, while the Judge of Civil and Military Affairs is rewarded with two sticks of incense. As for holding down Ah Xuan and smelling his fart?"

Regarding his question, what most people think is as for!
Although fart smells indecent, it saves a lot of penance time.

Among them, they saved two or three months of cultivation at least, and as many as five or six months.

The practice of a normal Qi cultivator is not like sitting somewhere with the surname He, it can be as short as half an hour and as long as an hour.

Every time I sit cross-legged and start for [-] hours, if there is a little carelessness in the middle, a day's work is useless!

"Grand Master, I would like to ask how we divide the priesthood. Day and night wandering gods and civil and military judges are obviously two levels. The former sounds, combined with myths and legends, obviously responsible for arrests and patrols. The latter is more like a judge , responsible for sentencing."

That's right, don't look at the copy of the book of life and death, but at best it is the role of the captain of security.Those who can really judge wicked people are actually civil and military judges.

"Don't worry, there are more than 100 Wanfa Zhenjun temples. If you don't count Yin soldiers, you need at least 200 people for civil and military judges. How many people do we have in Longhu Mountain?"

Henry Zhang, who took a breath, replied immediately.

"Less than one hundred, not enough!"

what is it now?
"I have practiced in Longhu Mountain since I was a child, but my talent is mediocre. How many people are over fifty?"

"Going back to Taishizu, there are quite a few. After calculation, it's less than 100 people."

"Snapped!"

He Zhao slapped his thigh and said decisively.

"It's them."

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Henry Zhang blinked and said with a little hesitation.

"Grand Master, are you going to kill them all in one go?"

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What are you thinking?
Not only the old celestial master thinks so, but other people also think so.

In their conception, the gods of Yin and incense and fire are all assumed by the dead.

"Who said you can't canonize a living person as a yin god? You are a qi practitioner during the day, but after you leave your body at night, you are a yin god!"

When a group of people heard the words, they suddenly realized.

At the same time, he became more and more in awe of his grand master.

The living canonize the Yin God!

Uncle, grand master didn't want to create a heavenly court, did he?

"In short, make their god statues as soon as possible. At that time, they will be sent to Wanfa Zhenjun temples in various places."

"It's easy to say, the statue can be made before dark at the latest."

After the voice fell, Henry Zhang started calling.

After a while, a little Taoist came in with a list.

"Grand Master, look."

He Zhao knew what the old master meant, so he picked up a pen and began to distribute them one by one.

"Okay, follow the list."

"Ah."

A few phone calls were made, and craftsmen from all over the world got busy.

Only one afternoon is enough to complete the work and send it to Wanfa Zhenjun Temple.

"The convener came forward, and I divided the dead books and the judge's pens one by one."

"Om-"

Hundreds of colorless and transparent threads, reflected from all directions, are tightly connected to the spirit body.

"Your city, Zhang Daudao, canonized as a civil judge, holds the book of life and death. Li Xiao, canonized as a military judge, and holds the judge's pen."

The spiritual body communicates with the statue of Wanfa Zhenjun in your city, with lights shining in his hands, a book of life and death, and a judge's pen appearing.

He was not afraid of the other party's betrayal, not to mention that the two grew up in Longhu Mountain, and that he was the disciple of Zhang Daoling, the ancestor of the righteous one.

He is the actual controller of both the book of life and death and the judge's pen!
The two have the right to smear the blessings, wealth and longevity of the people who govern the land, but they want to take back their "authority" and remove them from their positions, all in one word.

I can help you to the position of civil and military judge, and I can also kick you down.

The two hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, and when they got up, they didn't know when they put on ancient official uniforms.

One holds a large vermilion brush in his right hand, and the other holds a book of life and death in his left hand.

"Zhang Qian, canonized"

The canonization of more than two hundred people passed in an afternoon in a blink of an eye.

He Zhao kept communicating with the god statues in various places, and he looked a little tired.If it weren't for the extremely high level of gene transition and mental value, he would have been exhausted long ago.

"Grand Master, the statue has been sent to the temple of Wanfa Zhenjun."

Henry Zhang answered the call and immediately reported the report.

"Ah."

The civil and military judges have solved it, leaving the post of wandering god day and night.

"Ah Xuan."

"exist."

"Among other Taoist sects, are there people who are approaching the end of life?"

"You mean to let them act as wandering gods by day and night."

The one surnamed He nodded and continued.

"Yes, someone has to do the errands. Besides, I am the city god, and the civil and military judges are from our Dragon and Tiger Mountain. The mere job of wandering the gods day and night can't afford waves.

Furthermore, once the matter is widely advertised.If we are together, we are the real masters of Taoism.From now on, they will have to live by watching our faces.

Even if you feel dissatisfied, dare to say it?dare not!Because human beings will die sooner or later, no matter how amazing the talented and beautiful people are, it cannot be avoided.And the position of Yin God is their last straw. "

He Zhao has never forgotten that he wants to build a system, a system that he promises to keep!
Then, Lixiang, which condenses the invisible incense with great magic power, is the most important thing.

After a few years, incense will become the currency of the cultivation world, and he is heaven!
Suddenly, among the four basic necessities of life, Lingdao, Lingquan, and Guimenguan, he mastered food and transportation.

Wait a minute, he seems to have mastered it too!

What is the situation of Longhu Mountain now?
The power of starlight is all over the mountain, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a treasure land of Lingshan.

Can he find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, relocate the stars and change places, and then charge for staying?

Good guy, just need a coat.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what you wear."

Henry Zhang stood aside, looking at the Grand Master with a pensive look on his face, he hesitated to speak several times.

"Ah Xuan."

"exist."

Afterwards, He Zhao described his thoughts in detail.

The old heavenly master was dumbfounded when he heard it, and secretly thought that it was you.

There is a "Monopoly Law" in the alliance, but not in the cultivation world!

What do Qi practitioners pay attention to?

Fist, fist, or fucking fist!
Now, whose fist is bigger than Taishizu?

Strange beasts from the mountains and seas, and the fierce god Xiangliu, were still defeated by him.

Strong, monopolized food, housing, and transportation, and established a divine kingdom above and below the ground.

Nima, isn't this the Jade Emperor in myths and legends?

What's even more amazing is that they also took out the priesthood of the day and night wandering god.

In the future, whoever dares to snatch the incense, the Taoist sects in the world will not spare the other party!
Moreover, it has never been heard that anyone can materialize the invisible and immaterial incense power for everyone to use.

Moreover, the most important thing is the ghost gate and the underworld!
If the underworld is successfully established, how many Yin gods will be needed to manage it?
countless!

All qi practitioners will inevitably break their heads.

Who dares to offend Zhengyi, don't talk about what happened when you were alive, think about what happened after you died.

Not to be reincarnated forever is no longer a cruel sentence, but a fact.

In Henry Zhang’s mind, there was only one idea left.

"Longhushan, not only stood up, but also rode on the head of the Daomen of the World, unable to turn over. '

When the old celestial master was looking forward to it, He Zhao took out the ghost gate and threw it in the courtyard of the celestial master's mansion.

"boom--"

A huge door is rapidly expanding.

"Boom"

A stone tablet rose from the ground, with three scarlet characters written on it - the gate of hell.

In the next second, eighteen small ghost gates split out one by one.

"Send people to take them and install them in the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple with the largest population of [-] people."

"Yes."

The old master came back to his senses, turned and left to find someone.

A group of old Taoist priests didn't know why, they secretly thought about what the Grand Master had come up with.

"Go to work, remember my request. All those who commit the most heinous crimes will be captured and sent to the gate of hell."

"What? The hell is closed!"

When he finished speaking, a large group of civil and military judges started discussing in a hurry.

"quiet."

When everyone heard the words, they immediately fell silent.

"That's right, I got a piece of Netherland by chance. Now it has been successfully refined, and I plan to build a hell."

"Grand Master, what about reincarnation?"

In the crowd, someone asked aloud.

"Is the book of life and death in your hand a decoration? Evil people, if you send them to the womb of animals, you will not be able to grow up in ten lives. Good people, find a rich and noble family. If you are well-behaved, just find an ordinary family.

Be diligent, everyone, and you must not be sloppy about reincarnation.Don't feel that there are too many jobs and great responsibilities, otherwise why do you think I should promote you? "

He Zhao paused, and said again.

"In the future, if anyone in our Longhu Mountain wants to reincarnate and re-cultivate, please say hello in advance. I will choose a good family for you, and when the time is right, you will be admitted to practice again."

It was said that the eyes of the old Taoist priests who had just become gods almost popped out.

Isn't this immortality in disguise?

"Of course, don't make a mistake. Su Hui will not stay. Reincarnation is to take the spirituality in the soul. When a person's spirituality enters the womb, it will be washed, and the memories of the previous life will be washed away."

If he didn't have the title [City God], his ghost gate could only accommodate the ghost Li Gui, and he couldn't be reincarnated.

The two, one up and one down, cooperate with each other.

A relatively simple reincarnation can be regarded as initially established.

As for whether to interfere with the operation of the world?
It's about him!

When they were discussing, Henry Zhang spread the news of the position of the God of Day and Night, and the Yin God of the Underworld early, throughout the Taoist gates of the Central District.

After all, it is the information age, who doesn't have a mobile phone!

Some people even played live broadcasts to promote their own orthodox traditions.

Just click on the chat software, sort out the wording, and forward it to the group chat.

Thus, the cultivation world exploded!

(End of this chapter)