my past life simulator
Chapter 255 254 [Must-have skills for ascetics]
Chapter 255 254 [Must-have skills for ascetics]
The world has become a little bit different, and He Zhao sensed a kind of vague and dead substance, surrounding it.They are invisible and untouchable, but like cobwebs, they spread all over the room.
Of course, this does not mean that this substance is harmful to people.But because of its characteristics, it conveys quiet, silent, and unshakable information to people.
"weird stuff."
He stretched out his index finger, tried his best to sense it, and moved forward slightly.
"Buzz!"
In the next second, the whole room suddenly went dark.
In the air in front of him, "threads", or "vessels" like the veins of the human body, criss-cross in front of him.
They are different in thickness, condensed by countless black dots, and each intertwined node exudes a yellow halo.
"what exactly is it?"
He suffered a disadvantage because he had to rely on himself all the way. He didn't have an upright master to guide and answer all aspects of cultivation.
[Spirit World Messenger], activate!
It is definitely not his character to leave the "exploration technique" unused.
[Spiritual crack network: the "network" throughout the void, the spirit world, and the universe, consisting of several nodes and links connecting the nodes. (Note: You can try to pluck some wool from it. However, please be sure not to touch the yellow crystals, otherwise even the gods will not be able to save you.)]
"Cracked Mind?"
No, simulator, are you perfunctory me?
I only know a general idea, but I didn't say anything useful.
Moreover, he told me to squeeze the wool, but didn't explain in detail how to squeeze it. Halfway through talking, there will be no wife in the future!
"Forget it, what am I angry with a program."
After the words fell, he widened his eyes and carefully observed the cracked web in his mind.
Of course, whether you can see the "net" clearly in your heart has nothing to do with whether your eyes are too big or not.In fact, relying on a strong spiritual value to "contact" the cracked net, but it is involuntary staring.
Afterwards, under his full attention, he finally saw a little, tiny black dot, stripped from the veins, spilling into the void, and drifting to nowhere.
"Wool, do you mean small dots?"
With an attitude of trying, he concentrated and tried to guide.
"Om-"
The invisible fluctuations spread, the huge and dense veins trembled, and a few small black spots fell down.
"."
There is a saying "Mamaipi", I don't know if it should be said or not.
I thought it was going to be a big bunch, but I took off my pants, so just show me this?
Look down on who!
The black dots fell down and penetrated into He Zhao's skin.
In an instant, there was a burst of biting coldness at the touched part, as if you were in a bottomless pool.
"boom--"
There was a roar in the brain, and an unparalleled sense of tearing spread throughout the body in an instant.
"Master's!"
Lucky is a ruthless Zhao with great endurance, and his eyes suddenly went dark, and he fell to the ground with a plop.
Before he fell into a coma, a sentence echoed in his mind.
'Miscalculation! '
Simulator, a cheating thing.
I don't know how long it took, Yayouyou woke up.
Holding his head in his hands, he took a deep breath.
"It hurts!"
It felt like a nuclear bomb was thrown in and then exploded with a bang.The pain broke through the threshold for a moment, causing him to faint to avoid greater damage.
"Simulator, if you don't give me an explanation."
Before he finished speaking, he froze.
Without him, I seem to be connected to a "net", and I can draw the power contained in it anytime and anywhere.
"Om-"
The whole person becomes misty, and the body is no longer materialized, but transformed into an untouchable granulated substance.
He tried to take a step forward, his body was light and floating, as if there was no weight.
"It's like a spirit body, but it's not."
"Chucky-"
Two steps, three steps, from walking to running.
"Whoa-"
The obstacles ahead are simply unstoppable.
When it hit the table, the particles of the body that touched it instantly dispersed.
It is not re-condensed until after passing through.
Subconsciously, I observed my own specific attributes.
[Gene Power:? ? ? 】
[Gene constitution:? ? ? 】
[Gene Agility: 27.0]
His strength and physique have all become question marks, only his agility has doubled.
"brush--"
While running, he ignored the collision of the gate and went straight through.
"interesting."
He Zhao ran to the courtyard, and Fu Ling jumped to the ground.
"rub--"
The human figure condensed by the granulated matter spread out, condensed into a long dragon, and floated out mightily.
He was extremely fast, leaving his small courtyard and heading straight to the lobby where the guests were received.
Usually, the journey between the two takes at least two or three minutes.
Now, it only took three seconds to turn the body into particles.
The two of them were chatting awkwardly in the hall, and three of them reacted quickly, standing up with a bang, with a look of readiness on their faces.
Only He Wangzu, who is an ordinary person and sits high on the throne, looks "ignorant and ignorant".I don't understand what happened to the two gods and one person who chatted well.
Immediately afterwards, Master He knew why this happened.
Because, a long black grainy dragon surged in from mid-air.
"Chong-"
The sword on Guangcheng's back was unsheathed, and amidst the surge of Qi, a dazzling white glow bloomed on the blade.
"rub!"
A flash of sword light that was about to open up the world flashed across the "black dragon" with a puff, splitting one of them into two in an instant.
Fortunately, He Zhao is not a person now, let alone has no face, otherwise he would have to look dumbfounded.
He was just trying out his newly acquired ability, but he didn't expect to be chopped off by a sword.
However, the expected pain did not occur.
"receive!"
A sword split the "Black Dragon", and Guangcheng put the sword back into its sheath in the style of a master.
Before he could continue, he saw the black particles condense again.
"???"
Embarrassing, the Taoist's toes dug out a three-in and three-out compound.
"Ah this."
Day and Night Youshen almost didn't laugh out loud, but because of each other's face, they actually held it back.
The granular matter fell to the ground, and gradually piled up into a human shape in their bewildered eyes.
"Second child?"
He Wangzu looked at the familiar figure and subconsciously called out.
When the person is fully formed, the granular matter transforms into flesh and blood.
"it's me."
Without changing his face, He Zhao walked to the main seat in the hall and sat down.
Guangcheng: "."
An even more embarrassing atmosphere than before permeated the crowd.
Why are you pretending to be okay?
Can't you just walk in with dignity!
In this regard, the Lord's attention was not on the Taoist priest at all, but was attracted by the pop-up information prompt in the upper left corner of his line of sight.
[Congratulations to the player, you have obtained the exclusive ability of spiritual ascetics - "Dark Matterization"! 】
"?"
Dark matter!
He seems to have heard this stuff, a friend from the physics department said it.
Dark matter is a theoretically proposed invisible matter that may exist in the universe. It may be the main component of matter in the universe, but it does not belong to any known matter that constitutes visible celestial bodies.
Unfortunately, he did not study physics in college.
'Not necessarily, the dark matter suggested by the simulator may not be of the same type as the physics of the Alliance.After all, there are all kinds of ghosts, cultivation and so on in the world. '
He didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to check the specific attributes of the new ability.
["Dark Matterization": A must-have skill for spiritual ascetics, which converts the whole body's flesh and blood into granular dark matter that can be observed by the naked eye.During this period, any physical attacks are ignored, collisions are ignored when moving, and the speed is X2 on the original basis.
(Note: Dark matter is not invincible. Attribute attacks will double the damage you receive. In addition, the longer the time of dark matter, the deeper the erosion of your physical body.
When the degree of erosion reaches a certain level, you will decompose into dark matter, return to the cracked web of the mind, and become one of the veins all over the void, the spirit world, and the universe. )]
"."
Is it strong?
Strong!
To some extent, it is comparable to the body of immortality.
The only downside, probably, is that the side effects are a bit scary.
"Whoa-"
Second Young Master He, who was sitting on the main seat, turned into granular dark matter again.
'one two three four five six seven'
'No, it must be transformed into flesh and blood, or it will be corrupted. '
When counting to the seventh second, he felt the danger, as if he had fallen into the abyss, an invisible but felt eye was watching him.
If you keep going, there will be a part of dark matter that will be completely solidified and cannot be transformed into flesh and blood.
'Is this erosion? '
Magic skills are good, but use them with caution.
Everyone looked at the Second Young Master He who had changed again, one counted as the other, and the expressions on their faces were very tangled.
Especially Guang himself, brother, do you need to remind me that I cut you with a sword just now?
Thinking of someone's behavior style, he suddenly felt a little satiated.
There is no chair under the buttocks, but mountains of knives and fire.
Don't forget that the master in front of you is a scumbag that even the City God can't do anything about.
'Forget it, it's a big deal to bleed. '
Thinking of this, he reached into his arms and took out a white porcelain bottle, with a look of heartache on his face.
He Zhao, who has the ability to experiment, didn't notice the Taoist priest who changed his face.
'Including the three seconds it took me from the small courtyard to the lobby, I can dark matter up to ten seconds.If it exceeds, it will suffer from erosion.The spiritual value of the genetic transition is 10, and the two must be related, not a coincidence. '
After thinking about it, his eyes suddenly darkened.
He raised his head, only to see Guangcheng holding a porcelain bottle and handing it to him with a heartbroken face.
"Give."
"?"
No, what do you mean, I don't understand.
"It was my fault for slashing you with a sword earlier. I spent seven to forty-nine days to refine this bottle of elixir. It is extremely rare and precious. Take it as an apology!"
"."
One thing to say, he would rather not congratulate someone.
grass, a plant.
Who do you take me for?
We are the kind of narrow-minded, thieves and vengeful people.
"Two cleans."
Guangcheng saw that he didn't answer for a long time, so he put the porcelain bottle on the table, and then returned to his seat as if fleeing.
"."
I TM!
[Spirit World Messenger], activate.
[Shiquan Dabu Dan: The elixir refined by the wizards of the alchemy, the medicine is extremely powerful, and eating it can heal the wound. (Note: Originally, [-] elixir can be produced in one furnace, but they are condensed into one. Although the healing effect is excellent, if the huge medicinal power cannot be released in time, it will cause the eater to explode!)]
He said no, but his body was quite honest.
"."
Guangcheng, are you hurting me on purpose?
Perfect supplement, bah!
It's better to change the name and call it - Self Explosion Pill, or take jujube pill.
"It's useless to me, it's better like this. I'm very interested in your "Dan Ding Shu", let's exchange cultivation experience, how about it?"
Well, with the super speed regeneration badge, his need for healing medicine is infinitely close to none.
"!!"
How do you know that my alchemy method is called "Ding Ding Shu"?
"There are also you two, I am also very interested in the magic of the day and night wandering gods."
"."
The two incense gods looked at each other, it wasn't that they looked down on Master He Er.
Even though a young man is strong, how many skills does he have?
As if seeing their doubts, He Zhao took a sip of tea and spoke slowly.
"Wu, I have the "Bronze Man Pile" that strengthens human muscles and bones, the "Ancient God's Breathing Method" that can break mountains and rocks with one blow, and the "Fist of Hundred Beasts" that imitates the hunting of beasts.
As a practitioner of Qi, I have the "Convincing Qi Method" which is extremely fast, the "Spiritual Silence Technique" which kills people invisible, and the "Paper Tie Technique" which makes countless dead paper figurines.
Miscellaneous, "Pharmacy" for strengthening the body, "Poisonology" for identifying poisons, not to mention the high-end "Pharmacy", you will never learn it in your lifetime.
A brutal, evil way of harming others and benefiting oneself, the "Flesh Extraction Method".There are even "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Room Techniques" that add to the joy of the boudoir. "
After saying that, he turned his head to look at the stunned two gods and said again.
"Want to learn something?"
"No, is it true or not?"
Why does Guangcheng feel a little foolish? He admits that Master He Er is a genius.
But how old are you, why do you know so many things.
A person's energy is limited, it's just worth it, so why do we have more energy than all of us combined.
"Cough cough."
He Wangzu coughed, interrupting their conversation.
"Second brother, that... Dad, let me ask a good friend. Is it too late for a 45-year-old to learn "One Hundred and Eight Forms of Fangzhongshu?"
Everyone: "."
Father, you are really old-hearted!
"Why are you looking at me? I'm asking for a friend." The flushed Master He couldn't help but argue. "If you lose here, why don't you just ask? Which law in Daqing Country stipulates that people are not allowed to ask questions?"
"A lot of age, are you getting hard? Take a break, don't make trouble for yourself." He sarcastically mercilessly sneered at the question of cheap relatives.
"Fart! I haven't asked you yet. I haven't given you a maid since I was a child. Where did you learn "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Fangzhongshu"? Today, why don't you explain it clearly to me? Believe it or not, I will kill you, a hungry ghost!"
How can a woman who has never mastered a thousand or eight hundred poses be proficient in so many postures?
He Zhao: "."
It's over, he really can't explain clearly.
The conscience of heaven and earth, the past life is definitely a role model of keeping oneself clean.
Not to mention visiting brothels, I haven't even touched a girl's hand.
"Speak? Can't you tell?"
He Wangzu is proud, no matter how good your kid is, he is still a son.
"Wait a minute, I'll draw one hundred and eight strokes for you."
"Okay, let's talk."
The old man immediately shut up, and his imposing manner lost a bit.
God of Day and Night: "."
Taoist Guangcheng: "."
What a wonderful father and son!
(End of this chapter)
The world has become a little bit different, and He Zhao sensed a kind of vague and dead substance, surrounding it.They are invisible and untouchable, but like cobwebs, they spread all over the room.
Of course, this does not mean that this substance is harmful to people.But because of its characteristics, it conveys quiet, silent, and unshakable information to people.
"weird stuff."
He stretched out his index finger, tried his best to sense it, and moved forward slightly.
"Buzz!"
In the next second, the whole room suddenly went dark.
In the air in front of him, "threads", or "vessels" like the veins of the human body, criss-cross in front of him.
They are different in thickness, condensed by countless black dots, and each intertwined node exudes a yellow halo.
"what exactly is it?"
He suffered a disadvantage because he had to rely on himself all the way. He didn't have an upright master to guide and answer all aspects of cultivation.
[Spirit World Messenger], activate!
It is definitely not his character to leave the "exploration technique" unused.
[Spiritual crack network: the "network" throughout the void, the spirit world, and the universe, consisting of several nodes and links connecting the nodes. (Note: You can try to pluck some wool from it. However, please be sure not to touch the yellow crystals, otherwise even the gods will not be able to save you.)]
"Cracked Mind?"
No, simulator, are you perfunctory me?
I only know a general idea, but I didn't say anything useful.
Moreover, he told me to squeeze the wool, but didn't explain in detail how to squeeze it. Halfway through talking, there will be no wife in the future!
"Forget it, what am I angry with a program."
After the words fell, he widened his eyes and carefully observed the cracked web in his mind.
Of course, whether you can see the "net" clearly in your heart has nothing to do with whether your eyes are too big or not.In fact, relying on a strong spiritual value to "contact" the cracked net, but it is involuntary staring.
Afterwards, under his full attention, he finally saw a little, tiny black dot, stripped from the veins, spilling into the void, and drifting to nowhere.
"Wool, do you mean small dots?"
With an attitude of trying, he concentrated and tried to guide.
"Om-"
The invisible fluctuations spread, the huge and dense veins trembled, and a few small black spots fell down.
"."
There is a saying "Mamaipi", I don't know if it should be said or not.
I thought it was going to be a big bunch, but I took off my pants, so just show me this?
Look down on who!
The black dots fell down and penetrated into He Zhao's skin.
In an instant, there was a burst of biting coldness at the touched part, as if you were in a bottomless pool.
"boom--"
There was a roar in the brain, and an unparalleled sense of tearing spread throughout the body in an instant.
"Master's!"
Lucky is a ruthless Zhao with great endurance, and his eyes suddenly went dark, and he fell to the ground with a plop.
Before he fell into a coma, a sentence echoed in his mind.
'Miscalculation! '
Simulator, a cheating thing.
I don't know how long it took, Yayouyou woke up.
Holding his head in his hands, he took a deep breath.
"It hurts!"
It felt like a nuclear bomb was thrown in and then exploded with a bang.The pain broke through the threshold for a moment, causing him to faint to avoid greater damage.
"Simulator, if you don't give me an explanation."
Before he finished speaking, he froze.
Without him, I seem to be connected to a "net", and I can draw the power contained in it anytime and anywhere.
"Om-"
The whole person becomes misty, and the body is no longer materialized, but transformed into an untouchable granulated substance.
He tried to take a step forward, his body was light and floating, as if there was no weight.
"It's like a spirit body, but it's not."
"Chucky-"
Two steps, three steps, from walking to running.
"Whoa-"
The obstacles ahead are simply unstoppable.
When it hit the table, the particles of the body that touched it instantly dispersed.
It is not re-condensed until after passing through.
Subconsciously, I observed my own specific attributes.
[Gene Power:? ? ? 】
[Gene constitution:? ? ? 】
[Gene Agility: 27.0]
His strength and physique have all become question marks, only his agility has doubled.
"brush--"
While running, he ignored the collision of the gate and went straight through.
"interesting."
He Zhao ran to the courtyard, and Fu Ling jumped to the ground.
"rub--"
The human figure condensed by the granulated matter spread out, condensed into a long dragon, and floated out mightily.
He was extremely fast, leaving his small courtyard and heading straight to the lobby where the guests were received.
Usually, the journey between the two takes at least two or three minutes.
Now, it only took three seconds to turn the body into particles.
The two of them were chatting awkwardly in the hall, and three of them reacted quickly, standing up with a bang, with a look of readiness on their faces.
Only He Wangzu, who is an ordinary person and sits high on the throne, looks "ignorant and ignorant".I don't understand what happened to the two gods and one person who chatted well.
Immediately afterwards, Master He knew why this happened.
Because, a long black grainy dragon surged in from mid-air.
"Chong-"
The sword on Guangcheng's back was unsheathed, and amidst the surge of Qi, a dazzling white glow bloomed on the blade.
"rub!"
A flash of sword light that was about to open up the world flashed across the "black dragon" with a puff, splitting one of them into two in an instant.
Fortunately, He Zhao is not a person now, let alone has no face, otherwise he would have to look dumbfounded.
He was just trying out his newly acquired ability, but he didn't expect to be chopped off by a sword.
However, the expected pain did not occur.
"receive!"
A sword split the "Black Dragon", and Guangcheng put the sword back into its sheath in the style of a master.
Before he could continue, he saw the black particles condense again.
"???"
Embarrassing, the Taoist's toes dug out a three-in and three-out compound.
"Ah this."
Day and Night Youshen almost didn't laugh out loud, but because of each other's face, they actually held it back.
The granular matter fell to the ground, and gradually piled up into a human shape in their bewildered eyes.
"Second child?"
He Wangzu looked at the familiar figure and subconsciously called out.
When the person is fully formed, the granular matter transforms into flesh and blood.
"it's me."
Without changing his face, He Zhao walked to the main seat in the hall and sat down.
Guangcheng: "."
An even more embarrassing atmosphere than before permeated the crowd.
Why are you pretending to be okay?
Can't you just walk in with dignity!
In this regard, the Lord's attention was not on the Taoist priest at all, but was attracted by the pop-up information prompt in the upper left corner of his line of sight.
[Congratulations to the player, you have obtained the exclusive ability of spiritual ascetics - "Dark Matterization"! 】
"?"
Dark matter!
He seems to have heard this stuff, a friend from the physics department said it.
Dark matter is a theoretically proposed invisible matter that may exist in the universe. It may be the main component of matter in the universe, but it does not belong to any known matter that constitutes visible celestial bodies.
Unfortunately, he did not study physics in college.
'Not necessarily, the dark matter suggested by the simulator may not be of the same type as the physics of the Alliance.After all, there are all kinds of ghosts, cultivation and so on in the world. '
He didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to check the specific attributes of the new ability.
["Dark Matterization": A must-have skill for spiritual ascetics, which converts the whole body's flesh and blood into granular dark matter that can be observed by the naked eye.During this period, any physical attacks are ignored, collisions are ignored when moving, and the speed is X2 on the original basis.
(Note: Dark matter is not invincible. Attribute attacks will double the damage you receive. In addition, the longer the time of dark matter, the deeper the erosion of your physical body.
When the degree of erosion reaches a certain level, you will decompose into dark matter, return to the cracked web of the mind, and become one of the veins all over the void, the spirit world, and the universe. )]
"."
Is it strong?
Strong!
To some extent, it is comparable to the body of immortality.
The only downside, probably, is that the side effects are a bit scary.
"Whoa-"
Second Young Master He, who was sitting on the main seat, turned into granular dark matter again.
'one two three four five six seven'
'No, it must be transformed into flesh and blood, or it will be corrupted. '
When counting to the seventh second, he felt the danger, as if he had fallen into the abyss, an invisible but felt eye was watching him.
If you keep going, there will be a part of dark matter that will be completely solidified and cannot be transformed into flesh and blood.
'Is this erosion? '
Magic skills are good, but use them with caution.
Everyone looked at the Second Young Master He who had changed again, one counted as the other, and the expressions on their faces were very tangled.
Especially Guang himself, brother, do you need to remind me that I cut you with a sword just now?
Thinking of someone's behavior style, he suddenly felt a little satiated.
There is no chair under the buttocks, but mountains of knives and fire.
Don't forget that the master in front of you is a scumbag that even the City God can't do anything about.
'Forget it, it's a big deal to bleed. '
Thinking of this, he reached into his arms and took out a white porcelain bottle, with a look of heartache on his face.
He Zhao, who has the ability to experiment, didn't notice the Taoist priest who changed his face.
'Including the three seconds it took me from the small courtyard to the lobby, I can dark matter up to ten seconds.If it exceeds, it will suffer from erosion.The spiritual value of the genetic transition is 10, and the two must be related, not a coincidence. '
After thinking about it, his eyes suddenly darkened.
He raised his head, only to see Guangcheng holding a porcelain bottle and handing it to him with a heartbroken face.
"Give."
"?"
No, what do you mean, I don't understand.
"It was my fault for slashing you with a sword earlier. I spent seven to forty-nine days to refine this bottle of elixir. It is extremely rare and precious. Take it as an apology!"
"."
One thing to say, he would rather not congratulate someone.
grass, a plant.
Who do you take me for?
We are the kind of narrow-minded, thieves and vengeful people.
"Two cleans."
Guangcheng saw that he didn't answer for a long time, so he put the porcelain bottle on the table, and then returned to his seat as if fleeing.
"."
I TM!
[Spirit World Messenger], activate.
[Shiquan Dabu Dan: The elixir refined by the wizards of the alchemy, the medicine is extremely powerful, and eating it can heal the wound. (Note: Originally, [-] elixir can be produced in one furnace, but they are condensed into one. Although the healing effect is excellent, if the huge medicinal power cannot be released in time, it will cause the eater to explode!)]
He said no, but his body was quite honest.
"."
Guangcheng, are you hurting me on purpose?
Perfect supplement, bah!
It's better to change the name and call it - Self Explosion Pill, or take jujube pill.
"It's useless to me, it's better like this. I'm very interested in your "Dan Ding Shu", let's exchange cultivation experience, how about it?"
Well, with the super speed regeneration badge, his need for healing medicine is infinitely close to none.
"!!"
How do you know that my alchemy method is called "Ding Ding Shu"?
"There are also you two, I am also very interested in the magic of the day and night wandering gods."
"."
The two incense gods looked at each other, it wasn't that they looked down on Master He Er.
Even though a young man is strong, how many skills does he have?
As if seeing their doubts, He Zhao took a sip of tea and spoke slowly.
"Wu, I have the "Bronze Man Pile" that strengthens human muscles and bones, the "Ancient God's Breathing Method" that can break mountains and rocks with one blow, and the "Fist of Hundred Beasts" that imitates the hunting of beasts.
As a practitioner of Qi, I have the "Convincing Qi Method" which is extremely fast, the "Spiritual Silence Technique" which kills people invisible, and the "Paper Tie Technique" which makes countless dead paper figurines.
Miscellaneous, "Pharmacy" for strengthening the body, "Poisonology" for identifying poisons, not to mention the high-end "Pharmacy", you will never learn it in your lifetime.
A brutal, evil way of harming others and benefiting oneself, the "Flesh Extraction Method".There are even "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Room Techniques" that add to the joy of the boudoir. "
After saying that, he turned his head to look at the stunned two gods and said again.
"Want to learn something?"
"No, is it true or not?"
Why does Guangcheng feel a little foolish? He admits that Master He Er is a genius.
But how old are you, why do you know so many things.
A person's energy is limited, it's just worth it, so why do we have more energy than all of us combined.
"Cough cough."
He Wangzu coughed, interrupting their conversation.
"Second brother, that... Dad, let me ask a good friend. Is it too late for a 45-year-old to learn "One Hundred and Eight Forms of Fangzhongshu?"
Everyone: "."
Father, you are really old-hearted!
"Why are you looking at me? I'm asking for a friend." The flushed Master He couldn't help but argue. "If you lose here, why don't you just ask? Which law in Daqing Country stipulates that people are not allowed to ask questions?"
"A lot of age, are you getting hard? Take a break, don't make trouble for yourself." He sarcastically mercilessly sneered at the question of cheap relatives.
"Fart! I haven't asked you yet. I haven't given you a maid since I was a child. Where did you learn "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Fangzhongshu"? Today, why don't you explain it clearly to me? Believe it or not, I will kill you, a hungry ghost!"
How can a woman who has never mastered a thousand or eight hundred poses be proficient in so many postures?
He Zhao: "."
It's over, he really can't explain clearly.
The conscience of heaven and earth, the past life is definitely a role model of keeping oneself clean.
Not to mention visiting brothels, I haven't even touched a girl's hand.
"Speak? Can't you tell?"
He Wangzu is proud, no matter how good your kid is, he is still a son.
"Wait a minute, I'll draw one hundred and eight strokes for you."
"Okay, let's talk."
The old man immediately shut up, and his imposing manner lost a bit.
God of Day and Night: "."
Taoist Guangcheng: "."
What a wonderful father and son!
(End of this chapter)
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