The whole mountain is my hunting ground

Chapter 772 Zhao Youcai: Can you not mention the sheep?

Chapter 772 Zhao Youcai: Can you not mention the sheep?
"Seventy thousand!" Shao Yunjin took out a card from the hollow of his knee with one hand, and threw it among the big buckskins. He saw that there was a person drawn in the middle of the card, standing on one leg and using his arms to fight. He was the seventh hero of Liangshan. Thunderbolt Fire Qin Ming.

"Hey!" As soon as the cards were placed on the table, the old lady sitting in Shao Yunjin's next house yelled, Shao Yunjin looked aside, but heard the old lady say: "What are you doing with this crap, you can play more than 8 yuan. "

"You don't care what I play!" Shao Yunjin said angrily: "Eat it if you can eat it, and if you can't eat it, you can quickly draw cards."

The old lady was stunned and didn't answer a word. She reached out to touch the card and played Zhang Erbing, and then Shao Tianpeng played a [-] card with a big Li Kui on it.

When he arrived at Zhao Jun's place, he just got the old lady's password and hit Zhang Erwan directly.

"That's right!" Seeing the [-], the old lady narrowed her eyes, took out two [-] pieces from her hand and put them on the table, picked up Zhao Jun's [-] and one, and shouted softly: "Report !"

After another two rounds soon, when it was the old lady's turn to draw the cards, she took a look at one of the cards, laughed and flipped the card over to the buckskin, and said, "Wow, draw yourself, hahaha ..."

Shao Yunjin: "..."

Shao Tianpeng glanced at the cards in the old lady's hand. The old lady had five or eight cards, and the one she just drew was an eight.

"Auntie, you are very happy playing cards." Shao Tianpeng boasted.

"Hahaha..." The old lady laughed loudly. A small part of the reason for her laughter was that she won, and most of the reason was that it felt so good to be out!

With the help of Zhao Jun, the old lady won seven out of ten cards, and she was so happy that she couldn't hold her tongue from ear to ear.

Next is Yuezhan Yueyong. Shao Yunjin and Shao Tianpeng lose in a daze. Sometimes the cards are good. If they want to win, they win even more, but they rarely beat the old lady.

In less than an hour, Shao Yunjin lost nearly ten yuan.After losing another hand, the old man gave up. He threw away the cards and said, "No, I can't sit here!"

"What's the matter?" The old lady glanced at him and said with a smile, "Don't you be unhappy if you lose, can't you afford it?"

"It's not right for me to sit here." Shao Yunjin pressed the kang table with one hand and said, "I want to change places!"

After saying this, Shao Yunjin said to Zhao Jun, "Boy, let's change! You come to me!"

"You old bastard!" The old lady smiled when she saw this, "You can't play, so you just play around!"

If Shao Yunjin and Zhao Jun change places, Shao Yunjin will sit at Shao Tianpeng's next home.

In Northeast mahjong and small cards, you can only eat what you play at home. In this case, Shao Tianpeng can feed Shao Yunjin cards.

Faced with the old man's request, Zhao Jun didn't hesitate at all, and happily changed places with Shao Yunjin.

When it was time for his son to leave home, Shao Yunjin gave the old lady a blank look, and said, "Who is lying?"

As he said that, he gestured towards Zhao Jun and said, "I'm going to sit on the east side and make a rush!"

"Oh my god!" As soon as Shao Yunjin finished speaking, the old lady said: "It will take you 20 years to say this, and your hand and claw will be chopped off!"

"Go to the other side!" Shao Yunjin raised his head and shouted at the old lady, and then greeted Shao Tianpeng, "shuffle the cards!"

The game started again. Although Shao Yunjin and Zhao Jun changed places, the old lady was still on the dealer.

After two rounds of cards, when Shao Yunjin played a piece of [-], the old lady suddenly paused and asked, "[-]?"

"Ah?" Zhao Jun paused while touching the cards, and asked, "Grandma Song, do you fork?"

Zhao Jun's fork means fork cards, which is the same as the "right" that the old lady said before, that is, if she wants two [-] cards in her hand, she can touch the one played by Shaoyun King Kong.

The old lady didn't look at Zhao Jun either, she just looked at the pile of cards and shook her head, saying, "I won't touch it anymore."

When the two were talking, the Shao family father and son looked at the two people, but Zhao Jun and the old lady did not make any gestures or eye contact.

But in the next second, Zhao Jun touched a card and put it in his hand, and then played a seven of a kind.

Then I heard the old lady happily say: "Eat!"

While Zhao Jun and the old lady were not paying attention, the father and son of the Shao family looked at each other, and they didn't know how they conveyed the news. Then Shao Tianpeng drew a card and played a card and said, "Eighty thousand!"

"On the fork!" Shao Yunjin said happily: "Report!"

The old lady gave Shao Yunjin a sideways look, and muttered, "All those [-] yuan will be fixed by him."

As soon as the old lady said this, it was Zhao Jun's turn to play a card of [-] yuan, and the old lady said happily: "Nah, hahaha..."

Shao Yunjin: "..."

……

In the next move, the old lady touched a card, threw it on the table annoyed, and said, "I've caught this card, and I'm about to come. Am I a fool!"

Zhao Jun saw that it was a piece of four cakes, and when it was his turn to play a card, he played out a piece of six cakes. The old lady from the next family said happily, "Huh! Hahaha..."

……

Once again, when Zhao Jun was drawing a card, the old lady leaned towards Zhao Jun and said, "Boy, do you have three of a kind! Give me one."

"You can't talk!" Shao Yunjin shouted sharply!

Zhao Jun smiled lightly, and typed out seven pieces of paper, but seeing the old lady's eyes lit up, she said happily, "Eat it, if you don't have three pieces, seven pieces are fine!"

Seeing this, Shao Yunjin muttered: "This day, what the hell is eating and drinking."

Mr. Shao's position was changed. He came to Shao Tianpeng's next home.But he also changed Zhao Jun to the old lady's family. It turned out that the old lady could only ask Zhao Jun to give one to the "pair".

As a result, Shao Yunjin and Shao Tianpeng couldn't stand it anymore, and after three cards were played, the two of them were directly stunned!

The two of them are also tricky, but they usually make eye contact, at most, at most there is a small gesture, so we have to be on guard against others.

But Zhao Jun and the old lady are all communicating verbally, and they are directly putting out a thousand blows to you. Who can resist this?

When the old lady touched herself again, she looked up to the sky and laughed.Song Changhai on the side smiled and said: "My old lady hasn't smoked today, so I'm happy to patronize Haha."

"Zhiqiang!" At this moment, Shao Yunjin looked up at Shao Zhiqiang, and said, "Light a cigarette for me."

When Shao Zhiqiang heard this, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, and said to Song Changhai with a smile, "My grandfather usually doesn't smoke before watching the cards."

Isn't that right, the old man only has one hand, and it's not easy to touch or play cards, so how can he spare a hand to smoke?

Fortunately, now that Shao Tianpeng is sitting next to him, Shao Tianpeng takes a cigarette, smokes for himself, and smokes for his father.

"Oh my god!" The old lady said cheerfully while drawing cards, "One more win, I will come back after losing the [-] horses yesterday! Hahaha..."

"Auntie!" At this time, Huang Gui said from behind the old lady, "You want to play this card, and you can play it too big!"

As soon as Huang Gui's words came out, Shao Yunjin and Shao Tianpeng were both taken aback, the old lady's smile was restrained, and she said in a low voice, "It's not easy!"

This one is really not easy to play. The old lady asked for a few cards, but Zhao Jun didn't have any.

The old lady who came and went was a little anxious. When she picked up [-] yuan, the old lady's heart moved, and she threw [-] yuan into the pile of cards, saying: "Bad thing! [-] yuan!"

"Eat." Shao Tianpeng, who was sitting at the old lady's house, ate [-] to [-] yuan. At this time, Shao Yunjin repeatedly raised his hand to rub his index finger on his nose, but Shao Tianpeng remained indifferent.

Shao Tianpeng knew that his father wanted [-] yuan, but like Zhao Jun just now, he didn't have [-] yuan in his hand, so how could he pay for his father?

But he didn't, Zhao Jun did!
At this time, Zhao Jun not only had [-] in his hand, but also three [-] in his hand. In order to help the old lady, he kept the three [-].

Zhao Jun didn't have the card the old lady asked for just now.At this time, I saw that the old lady gave the signal, and when it was Zhao Jun's turn, he played a piece of [-] without hesitation!
"Twenty thousand!" Zhao Jun turned his eyes to the side after finishing the beating, but he was surprised to find that the old lady was slightly taken aback, while Shao Yunjin over there exclaimed and laughed loudly: "Wow! Hahaha... "

"Huh?" For a moment, Zhao Jun was stunned!

Hustle first and then not, the old lady sits with him at home, Zhao Jun hits [-] yuan, even if the old lady and Shao Yunjin both hustle [-] at the same time, it is the old lady who hustles first!

"Grandma Song!" Zhao Jun called out to the old lady in a low voice, but seeing the old lady looked at him with embarrassment, she said bitterly, "Boy, I was confused just now, I'm Kaertiao."

Zhao Jun: "..."

"Hahaha..." Shao Yunjin, who was facing the old lady, laughed loudly, threw the cards on the table, slapped Shao Tianpeng on the shoulder, and said, "I'm going to ask you for [-], but you don't want to play!"

"I don't have any, what should I play?" Shao Tianpeng replied with a smile, and then remembered something, he stepped forward, stretched out his hand across the kang table to pull the cards in Zhao Jun's hand, couldn't help laughing and said: " Put it all in the child's hands, and he will pay back two hundred thousand!"

"Hahaha..." Zhang Yuanmin, Xie Chen, Huang Gui, Song Changhai, Song Gang, who knew Zhao Jun and the old lady's cooperation, burst into tears.

Of course, at this time, other people also understood, and they were all out of breath with joy.

Zhao Junqiang suppressed his joy, stroked the back of the old lady who patted her hind legs, and said, "Nai Song, it's fine, don't take it to heart."

"Oh, Mom!" Upon hearing what Zhao Jun said, Song Changhai also reacted, and quickly stepped forward to comfort him: "Mom, it's okay, it's just for fun."

"It's all right!" The old lady pulled the big cigarette bag, twisted her body and said, "Go home! Don't play anymore!"

"Other, other!" Shao Yunjin hurriedly stopped after hearing the words: "Why are you angry, don't you usually lose?"

"Go to the other side!" The old lady said angrily, "Can it be the same?"

"Song Nai, Song Nai." Zhao Jun also persuaded: "Don't be angry, we won't play with this old man tomorrow, let's change two people, and I will accompany you to win them."

As soon as Zhao Jun said this, the old lady's eyes lit up, and her face softened a little.

"Boy." Shao Yunjin was still having fun, and while having fun, he said to Zhao Jun: "Don't talk about it, your move is really powerful, it's enough for us."

After finishing speaking, Shao Yunjin raised his hand and pointed at the old lady, saying: "If this little old lady is confused, how much do I have to lose!"

"You still say it!" The old lady lost her anger at first, but when she heard Shao Yunjin's words, she raised the cigarette pouch in her hand and said, "Look, I'll slap you."

Song Changhai stopped his old lady with a smile, and everyone in the room laughed again.

Seeing that the old lady was furious, Shao Yunjin slapped the kang table with one palm, then raised his hand and shouted: "You can't even laugh!"

It was just five words, and Shao Yunjin laughed again when he said the last two words.As soon as he was done, the laughter in the room grew louder.

At this time, the old lady was also happy.

Everyone enjoyed themselves for a while, only to hear Shao Tianpeng greet Lin Yueying and say, "Girl, order more food later."

Then, Shao Tianpeng raised his head to look at Song Changhai and Huang Gui, and then moved his eyes from Zhang Yuanmin, Jie Chen and others, and said, "I won't walk at noon, and let our family eat!"

"Don't eat!" The old lady said angrily, "Go home! Get angry!"

Immediately afterwards, the old lady took down the small cards on the table and said, "I've used this trick once, let you know, how can I beat you in the future."

The father and son of the Shao family laughed, while Zhao Jun had an idea, and said to the old lady: "Grandma Song, why do you want to win the old lady? You two are a team, how good it is to beat others!"

"Huh?" The old lady was startled when she heard the words, and turned her eyes to Shao Yunjin. When the two old people met their eyes, they nodded in unison.

"That's right!" Song Changhai slid aside and said, "Mother, you and I are fighting like this with Uncle Shao. Who can beat you?"

……

"I think back then, all the eight villages around us were like this!"

Among the deep mountains and old forests, Zhao Youcai, Wang Dalong, Qin Bei, and Li Mingxiang were sitting and smoking together. At this time, the little bear was held in Zhao Youcai's arms, and the other dogs were scattered around.

Zhao Youcai held a cigarette in one hand, and put a thumbs up on his face with the other.

"That's right!" Wang Dalong echoed from the side: "The big claws on our forest farm that year were hit by my fifth uncle and the others!"

That night, four people joined the battle, and Zhou Chengguo shot the tiger twice.But Zhou Chengguo didn't say anything about this matter, so far the eight villages still don't know who will kill the tiger.

"Ah?" Qin Bei stared in surprise and asked, "Uncle Zhao, have you ever beaten a tiger?"

"Ah." Zhao Youcai replied vaguely, "The four of us fought."

"A tiger father has no dogs!" Li Mingxiang couldn't help admiring and said to Zhao Youcai: "My brother in your family caught a tiger before the spring and sent it to the zoo. Uncle, the four of you have even beaten a tiger. Your family is not ordinary. Nah!"

"Huh?" Hearing what he said, Zhao Youcai's hand holding the cigarette stopped, for some reason, Li Mingxiang's words were good, but Zhao Youcai's words sounded awkward!

"There's more!" Qin Bei said, "As for my brother Zhao Jun, when we came here a while ago, we even played a [-]-jin big bear bully! Fuck, that guy, how many years have we been working in the Hunter team? Get rid of that bully!"

"It's not that bad!" Li Mingxiang gestured with both hands: "I heard that the bear's gallbladder is so long!"

"Yeah!" Qin Bei nodded heavily, and then asked Zhao Youcai, "Uncle Zhao, how big a blind man have you ever hit?"

Zhao Youcai: "..."

"Hey! There's more!" At this time, Li Mingxiang remembered something, and said, "When I was working in the brigade, I heard from Tao Fei that my brother Zhao Jun even beat the local leopard?"

"Yeah!" Wang Dalong continued: "The dogs raised by my brother were torn up by that leopard, how powerful you are!"

"Alas!" Hearing Wang Dalong's words, Qin Bei slapped his thigh and let out a cry of surprise, before saying, "I would have told you to come here earlier!"

Speaking of this, Qin Bei said to Zhao Youcai: "Uncle, there was a local leopard here before!"

As he said that, Qin Bei gestured with his hands: "How wicked do you think that leopard is? It doesn't eat anything else, it just picks up sheep!"

Zhao Youcai: "..."

At that time, he was the leader of Zhao in the ten miles and eight villages, but now he was angry in his heart, but it didn't show on his face.

Zhao Youcai held a cigarette in his mouth, and helped the little bear up with both hands, then he got up straight away, took down the cigarette butt and threw it beside his feet, then stepped on the snow with his feet to completely extinguish it, then waved his hands up and said: "Walk!"

"Ah?" Wang Dalong, Qin Bei, and Li Mingxiang were all taken aback for a moment, and almost shouted in unison: "Stop resting for a while?"

(End of this chapter)

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