How am I still alive?

Chapter 1578 The Difficult God
After confirming the meeting with the deity, Lu Ping'an imagined what it would be like to meet this lady.

Is it the sacred and glorious temple, in front of the huge and majestic statue?
Is it an arena where people are surrounded by quasi-gods, or a humiliating territory where people are forced to bow their heads?

Is it a surprise attack by the possessed Son of God, and after a fierce battle to prove their ability, they can discuss the alliance agreement between each other?
Lu Ping'an didn't feel that he had gained any advantage, but he also didn't feel that he had lost everything.

"Oops!"

At this time, the big cat's eloquent words undoubtedly became a big trouble.

After all, divine majesty cannot be insulted.

"Clap clap."

The girl smiled, placed her hands on her right cheek, and clapped her palms gently.

"Boom!"

The next moment, a big cat with its fur standing on end turned into a meteor.

Lu Ping'an sighed and ignored her. The body was out of the control distance, and the big cat that had been disconnected had returned to the courtyard.

And now, she was cursing so harshly and kept asking to be released.

What was the point of letting her out? To humiliate the righteous God and let her slap him into a pancake? Even if the other party could tolerate it, for the sake of their own prestige, they would definitely kill the humiliator.

"Hee, did she curse so badly that she's rolling on the ground trying to get out?"

This woman, the goddess, seemed to have the ability to read minds and completely saw through Lu Ping'an's thoughts.

".No rolling."

So, everything else is correct?

Ms. Lin shook her head, as if she saw a younger generation who was not living up to her expectations.

"Senior sister is still so energetic, it's great."

Lu Ping'an looked a little strange, this was not the same as what he had heard before.

The next moment, the big cat became completely furious, and all kinds of swear words that subverted its image were stuffed directly into Lu Ping'an's ears.

".Hold on."

Lu Ping'an sighed, and activated the administrator privileges, which was rare, and gave Big Cat a mute package.

The girl in front of her, who happily ordered a second bowl of noodles, was definitely not as friendly as she appeared.

As far as Lu Ping'an knew, the existence of gods was often integrated and restricted by rules. The weaker the gods were, the more rigid their behavior and language were. Their bound wills could only play selfish games under the rules. Facing those cold remarks that were full of divinity, Lu Ping'an was actually not afraid.

".She is truly worthy of being the Daughter of the Forest. She is the fastest growing god of life in the past thirty years. I can't see that she is a god at all."

Being able to maintain one's self under the erosion of "rules" and "pollution" is true strength, which means that she controls the rules that control "pollution".

This was the first time that Lu Ping'an had seen a "god" that was completely unrecognizable. Even those quasi-gods clearly had inhuman postures, but the existence before her was just a mortal if she didn't say it actively.

"No, it's not like that. What came here is just a part of me."

"Um, could you be a little polite and not read my mind?"

"I'm sorry. As beings of the same origin, you and I are so close to each other, attracted to each other, and connected to each other, almost transparent. Eh, you don't care at all?"

"I have nothing to hide."

".No selfish desires? Oh, yes, but you face them calmly, thinking that they are the needs of life. Compared with most mortals, your desires are almost saintly. Are you interested in becoming my son of God?"

"No, I don't want to be a generation shorter for no reason."

"You are not my senior sister's disciple. So this is the relationship. Indeed, should I call you Junior Brother?"

"." Lu Ping'an closed his eyes, not wanting to answer, but began to adjust.

In a sense, my body is just a puppet of the courtyard, and the other party is reading the interface information from my data end, so.
"boom!"

With a faint flame covering his body, the King of Black Flame switched to a human trader for easy communication. The Son of War had long been a pure energy creature.

".Tsk, so stingy."

At this time, seeing that the other party was unable to read it, Lu Ping'an also breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there is nothing I cannot say, it would be too disadvantageous to reveal it directly to the negotiating party.

The woman in front of him had green hair and green eyes. She smiled very brightly and cheerfully, and always had a sweet smile on her lips. She looked like a girl next door. Only her slightly pointed elf ears revealed her non-human identity.

At this moment, it was the rare hair color and beauty, as well as the flames burning on Lu Ping'an's body, that did not cause surprise to outsiders. They just did their own things and subconsciously bypassed the two people, as if they did not exist at all.

How strong? Lu Ping'an couldn't see through it, but the ability to instantly knock away a big cat with a power of at least level seven was also a declaration.

".boss?"

In a sense, the other party was indeed Lu Ping'an's current boss, although no one took it seriously.

"I want you to call me sister."

". Spare me some slack, I don't want to be annoyed by a cat."

"Then call me Senior Sister."

From the moment they met, the other party had completely mastered the rhythm, and in an instant he saw through the chips in Lu Ping'an's hand, which the other party was willing to show him.

The woman smiled sweetly and seemed very happy to have a little junior brother.

But when Lu Ping'an came into contact with the secret realm for the first time, he had direct contact with the other party's virtual personality. In all aspects, she was not a peaceful woman. If she had talked about the so-called feelings between senior and junior brothers and sisters, Big Cat would not have been so angry.

Perhaps, the sweeter the smile, the ruthless the attack is, just like what is happening before our eyes.

"No need, let's just keep things business-like, boss."

Even without the big cat's nagging, Lu Ping'an knew that if nothing happened, it would be better to stay as far away from the guy in front of him as possible.

A name is the coordinate of consciousness in the real world, and a "title" can serve as a link. God knows what rules will be triggered inexplicably and what price Lu Ping'an will have to pay if he agrees to it casually.

To become "Son of God", perhaps all you need is a name from each other.

"How uncute." The girl pouted, looking inexplicably cute.

Lu Ping'an subconsciously took a step back. It was safer to stay away from such a lovely girl.

When they met for the first time, Lu Ping'an was very wary of him. Considering the other party's "reputation", Lu Ping'an felt that more vigilance was necessary.

The Lady of the Forest, a true god, is said to be a super legend who miraculously ascended to godhood at a very young age. Her real name is unknown. To be precise, when she used "god's name" as a synonym for her own existence, her original name had already been "eliminated" by the material universe. Even if a very small number of strong people remembered it, it was meaningless.

All Lu Ping'an heard from the big cat were negative comments, such as "Lady of the Camellias", "two-faced", "biggie", "liar", and "smiling scorpion".

In the mortal world, Lu Ping'an received mostly positive reviews. After all, her main industries were medical care, biology and gardening (agricultural occupation). The hospital where Lu Ping'an lived was her industry.

All Lu Ping'an knew was that she was a very special god whose "doctrines" were extremely Buddhist, and her followers were also quite free and did not even need to really believe in her.

But from his previous interactions with the virtual personality and the words of the big cat, Lu Ping'an knew that the cheerful and lively girl in front of him would be absolutely ruthless once she turned against him or made up her mind.

".I hope to make Guan Xinxian your servant god." Closing his eyes, Lu Ping'an took the initiative to put forward his request.

Lu Ping'an was originally talking nonsense to the other party in order to gain the initiative in the negotiation.

After all, the descent of gods requires the consumption of their own power and that of the Son and Daughter of God. Even if the other party is not afraid of consumption, a descent of gods that lasts too long will still completely destroy a precious body.

But now the other party seemed to want to order another bowl of noodles and talk while eating. Lu Ping'an knew that he still underestimated the financial resources of this quasi-god.

Well, let's adopt plan B. The longer you communicate with gods and similar high-dimensional beings, the more you talk and the more flaws you will have, so it's better to get straight to the point.

Lu Ping'an directly put forward a request, hoping that Guan Xinxian would become the other party's servant god.

"Why not waste some more time?" But the other party had seen through everything.