The knight in the big world of American TV series

Chapter 1472 Thor's Hammer is a woman? (Ask for a monthly pass! Ask for a subscription! Ask for a recommendation!!)

The rubber man may not be very cheap in battle, but in terms of blood thickness, he is definitely unique.After all, the same wound may be fatal to ordinary people, but to the rubber man... that's all.Because his body is rubber and extremely elastic, the wound will tighten automatically, resulting in very little blood loss.The point is, this guy is rubber from the inside out!

Even internal organs, like other people piercing their hearts.

The cliff will die.

But he won't, although he will be seriously injured, but the heart is rubber, which will automatically tighten the wound, even if you don't care about him, the heart will heal automatically after a while.That is to say, Richards' self-healing ability is not very good, otherwise he would be an unbeatable Xiaoqiang.

So don't look at Richards unconscious, covered in wounds, all kinds of fatal injuries are deadly, but in fact, he just lost a little more blood, a little ischemia.Just keep it up.

Very handy ability to...

Hela emerged from a pile of giant rock swords in a somewhat disheveled manner.

Kai's sneak attack just now has something.Hela almost fell for the trick, although she couldn't die, but... the pain is still the same.She is the god of death, not the god of pain, this thing cannot be avoided.In fact, all along, she was hit by someone with a blank face, not because she really didn't feel it.

It would be bad if there was no pain at all.Pain perception is actually a protective mechanism of the human body. If a person cannot perceive pain, then he is equivalent to lacking the stress response to the outside world, which is terrible.Although this kind of person sounds awesome, it is actually very difficult for this kind of person to become a real master.

Therefore, Hela has been enduring the pain.

Being stabbed through the body with a sword, and then looking at the other person with a blank face, the feeling of oppression is indescribable. Most people encounter this kind of situation, no matter how fierce it is, they will unconsciously become three points shorter. By the way ...This is also the result of Odin's training... Let's talk about what Hela went through.

In short, when Hella was fighting, she didn't use her face to receive all the attacks. That would not be awesome, but pure stupidity.

Just like the attack just now.

If Hela didn't hide, it is estimated that half of her body would be blown off.

If someone knows the sealing technique at that time...she will go back to the little black room immediately.

"Earthling!!!"

Hela gritted her teeth and looked at Kai.

Before today, Hela actually had no concept of the earthlings at all, but now, she has re-acquainted with these barbarians.

On the other hand, seeing Kuai's handsome appearance, Thor was a little jealous.

Especially after seeing Mjolnir rejuvenated in Kai's hands, he became even more jealous.

"If Mjolnir still... I should be the one who stands out!"

While thinking about it, Thor quietly moved to Kai's side, while his eyes were still aiming there, looking furtive.

It should be, it's nothing.

Thor has a bit of a silly temperament, and it is not unusual to do anything.

But in this occasion, this atmosphere...is particularly abrupt.

Kai is not blind either, Thor is such a big lump, no matter how "quietly" he can't "quietly" go anywhere.

Seeing his entangled look of "turning around a thousand times, hesitating to speak", Kay probably didn't want to talk to him, and felt that something was wrong. After all, Thor was joking there on such a serious occasion, which kind of ruined the atmosphere.

"What are you going to do?"

When Thor was discovered, he was immediately startled, looked around guiltily, and whistled.

This operation really stunned everyone else.

Frigga couldn't laugh or cry either.

She loves her son very much, and even thought that her eldest son was very good.

simple!Treat people with sincerity, not hypocrisy.

But... now, she wondered if Odin broke her mind when she was a child to train him.

Always missing a string.

Kai was also overwhelmed by Thor's operation.

"Say something!"

Didn't you see Hela on the opposite side, her face turned black!
"Er... er... can you give me back Mjolnir?"

Thor finally said it... Well, he has said this kind of dialogue no less than ten times!

Haunting Kai all day, trying to get Mjolnir back.

Kai glared at him, and said angrily, "Is it because I didn't return it to you?"

Kai did not intend to occupy Mjolnir, but the problem is that Mjolnir quit, saying that he didn't want to go back to Thor.

Once in Thor's hands, he pretended to be dead and smashed to the ground.

Unexpectedly, this time, Thor was not as depressed as before, but said to Kai confidently: "Then lend me the ultimate storm!"

Kai's face froze... The boy of emotion is waiting for him here.

Seeing Kai's expression, Thor immediately shouted: "You won't let me fight empty-handed!"

"Tsk..."

Kai's ultimate storm doesn't have as many lines as Mjolnir, and anyone can lift it.Of course, if there is no divinity, it will not be able to exert its power.

But how could the weapons in the hands of soldiers be lent to others casually.That is equivalent to my own wife!

Ultimate Storm has never been loaned out since it came into Kai's hands.

But looking at Hela's already gloomy and terrifying face.

Kay is also afraid that Thor will really be killed.

After thinking about it, he reluctantly threw the ultimate storm over: "Don't break it for me, and return it to me immediately after you use it up. It has never left me."

Thor catches the ultimate storm.

In fact, Thor wanted to try the ultimate storm a long time ago.

In the past, Thor always thought that there was only one artifact like Mjolnir in Asgard, but he later found out that Asgard actually had quite a few hammers like this.It's just that Mjolnir is the most special one.But in terms of power, other hammers are not necessarily inferior to Mjolnir.

But those hammers were sealed by Odin.

At that time, Thor also had Mjolnir, so he didn't try other hammers.

Now that Mjolnir is broken, ignore him, and he also took this opportunity to try other hammers.

boom!
As Thor got the ultimate storm, a huge thunder struck Thor's body, and countless lightning overflowed from his body, smashing the surrounding ground and buildings!
"Hahaha! What a good hammer!!"

Seeing Thor so excited, although Kai was a little jealous, he didn't say anything.

But some people are not happy.

In other words, I am not happy to have a hammer!
Kai suddenly felt the vibration of Mjolnir in his hand.

He looked down.

Boom! ! !
A thicker thunderbolt than the one that struck Thor just now fell from the sky, and struck Kai fiercely!
Then the situation changed suddenly, and countless thunderbolts seemed to be enraged, and they exploded loudly, and the momentum even made the whole of Asgard shake...

Kai looked at Mjolnir in his hand speechlessly.

He understood what this guy meant.

It's jealous!

Thor looked at Mjolnir stupidly: "Huh? Mjolnir is alright?"

Kai swallowed, and said helplessly, "No, this is not a good thing."

"What do you mean?" Thor felt that Mjolnir was a good thing, so that it would return to him obediently.

"This means that you are completely finished... It, no, it's her, broke up with you. You are already the ex." Kai said truthfully.

That's right!Thor's Hammer is actually a woman!
Uh... In terms of political correctness, Kay is quite politically incorrect. How can he easily determine the gender of others?
But just now Kai could clearly feel that Thor's Hammer should be a biological woman... It's not quite right to say that, after all, what kind of physiology is a hammer...?
In short, it is the feeling. (Fun setting, after all, Marvel’s comics are making trouble, setting Thor’s Hammer as a woman, named Muniel)

"what???"

Thor is dumbfounded.

What is this unfolding, with such a setting?
"All in all, it blamed you and Hela before, and didn't take good care of it, so it got angry. It was going to punish you, but you turned around and got another hammer, so it decided to officially break up with you. It's over!"

Kay said.

What the hell, who said this isn't a woman?
Behavior patterns are exactly the same.

This reminded Kai of his girlfriend from a previous life.At that time, because his girlfriend blamed him for always working and working, she didn't care about him at all, so she broke up with him directly.

Kay was also very sad at the time, but she had to work even when she was sad.

The police.

She Xiaojia for everyone.

Everyone does.Kai naturally couldn't be special.

So even if you are very sad, you still devote yourself to work.

However, this made the ex-girlfriend angry enough.

After a few days, her best friend went straight to the bureau and scolded Kai.

She said break up, did you really break up?Won't you redeem it?Others waited a few days for you to coax her, but in the end, not only did you not see her face, you didn't even have a phone call or text message!
Scumbag!

Kai woke up like a dream, and hurried to save him.

As a result, this time, no one else met him...

Completely finished.

Only then did Kay know.When a woman talks about breaking up, she doesn't necessarily want to break up, but just wants you to coax her... Of course not necessarily, but if you don't even bother to coax her, then the cliff is over.

Women are so troublesome.

This is Kai's biggest realization after going through this experience.

So Kay decided not to have a girlfriend.

Sure enough, a year later, he gave birth to the deputy captain of the detachment.

There is no woman in the heart, and the natural god handles the case!
cough cough.

Far away.

"I didn't lie to you." Kai said seriously.

"what?"

Although it is still a modal particle, the meaning of this sound is completely different from the previous expression.

"Really!" Kay emphasized again.

"what!!!"

Well, this time I understood.

Hela was trembling with anger as she watched the two guys perform a farce.

Do you have a sense of urgency!
My old lady wants to kill you, but you are still performing cross talk here!

Kai also understood that Hela was getting angry.But he is also very wronged. He is usually a very serious person, and he doesn’t know how to play tricks with others. At most, he jokes with acquaintances like Tony, which is not very funny. Tony always thinks that he has no sense of humor.

So the way Hella looks at him now makes him feel very ashamed.

Whoosh whoosh!
Hela has decided not to push her.

Throw out several sharp swords directly!

"on!"

Kay doesn't care about the idiot Thor anymore!
Facing Hela's attack, he waved Mjolnir directly to meet him.

To be honest, Kay didn't have much feeling for Mjolnir before.

After all, Mjolnir can't talk about good looks or anything, he is square and square, and he is still a short-handled hammer. He can only be said to have a good-looking appearance, but it is not really good-looking.

But since it broke, the body of the hammer is full of cracks, and lightning flashes constantly in the cracks, making it full of design sense at once.

There is a kind of incomplete beauty.

The face value has increased by at least 40.00%!

More importantly, of course, is its attack method.

In the past, Mjolnir had no other attack methods except summoning lightning and smashing people.It's different now, it can not only summon thunder and lightning to smash people, but it can also be broken into pieces, turning into a pile of fragments and flying out to hurt people, the magic knife with thousands of blades!
Let's not talk about your power, just ask if you are handsome!
After Mjolnir was crushed by Hela, it was quite thoroughly crushed and there were many fragments.

Throw out a large piece.

Hela's flying sword was knocked away by the debris before it got close.

Hela naturally knew that this kind of attack would not be able to take down the two people on the opposite side, so her body dropped rapidly after throwing out the flying sword.

Land directly on the ground, pressing your hands on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, the ground cracked, and countless huge rock swords grew out of the ground, stabbing Kai and Thor.

boom!
Thor also recovered at this time. Although the breakup is happy, it is not the time to talk about this. He needs to let Asgard survive the current crisis.

I saw him holding the ultimate storm with both hands, and slammed towards the stabbing swords fiercely.

For a moment, the thunder flashed again.

Those rock flying swords immediately disintegrated into countless gravels.

But in the next second, those gravels stopped in the air, and then countless debris flew, and those pitch-black rocks turned into flying swords of different sizes again, densely surrounding the two of them!

Hela suddenly clenched her fists in the air!

Those flying swords were like wasps that had been awakened, shooting towards the two of them from all directions with a bang.

"For Asgard! For Odin!!!" Thor didn't hesitate at all, and rushed forward waving the ultimate storm. He knew that there were so many flying swords that he couldn't dodge or guard against.Instead of this, it is better to rush directly to Hela, the instigator, and move forward bravely, it is much better than standing still.

But at this moment, Kai suddenly caught a glimpse of him out of the corner of his eye.

Kai didn't rush either, and with a wave of his hand, the fragments of Thor's Hammer that had been shot out came back with a whoosh, but those fragments did not form the hammer head, but instead floated around Kai.Then Kai did not see any movement, and then the fragments emerged with thunder, and began to move around Kai at high speed, each fragment dragged the usual lightning tail, and moved around Kai at high speed.

The flying swords shot from all around were quickly smashed into pieces by them.

What a handsome group!
Kai stood between the thunder and light like that, without using his hands, those fragments automatically blocked all dangers out!
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Thor couldn't help shouting that it was unfair.

Why didn't he know that Mjolnir had this function before.

(End of this chapter)