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Chapter 667 Pretending to be Dirty (22)

In the iron pan, the fat rippled slightly.

The heat gradually dissipates from the oil surface.

Su Wu took out a few bowls of soul-recovering rice and placed them on the wooden pier at the side—the blood in his right eye bloomed, and the 'General Zeng' with an inexplicable and strange head attached to his neck was released instantly!

Li Gui exudes a strong and strange rhyme, which makes people instinctively feel fear, nausea, and wanting to stay away.

All the Taoists in Beilu Mountain surrounding the pavilion turned pale under the impact of the strange rhyme!
Fortunately, their discomfort did not last long.

Under Su Wu's signal, Xianzheng handed over the big red lotus fetus to him. He spun his knife and cut off the head of 'General Zeng' from the neck. Holding up a bowl of soul-receiving rice on the wooden pier with his arm——Li Gui's head was immediately attracted, and got into the bowl of rice!
In the thick porcelain bowl, the rice grains popped up one by one!

Su Wu pinned the headless body of 'General Zeng' in the shadow with one hand, grabbed the bowl of rice with the other hand, and kept digging off the excess rice grains.

When the weight of the rice grains just fit the sharp head, the whole bowl of soul-receiving rice was steamed!

He flipped his palm,
Pour the steamed rice into the oil pan!

A pot and spoon also quietly appeared in Su Wu's hand. When Li Gui was struggling in the pot, he waved the pot and spoon, and pressed Li Guizhong under the oil surface again——as Su Wu fried Li Guizhong More and more, his skills are getting more and more proficient, frying such a few little tricks, for him, he will not feel any trouble at all.

But his operation, in the eyes of others, seemed so terrifying and tyrannical.

Such an 'ordinary method' actually fried a Li Gui!
Spread the word, who can believe it? !
The disciples of Beilu Mountain were in a trance for a while, feeling like opening the door to a new world.

The head of the nine-headed doll, who was imprisoned by the shadows, saw this scene, his eyes stared like copper bells, and he muttered to himself: "Fried trick? Fried trick? This, this can be done?!"

The tricky method of frying, even if it is shown openly in front of people,

Without a few of these key things, if you want to throw Li Gui directly into the frying pan, the result will only be counterproductive.

Therefore, Su Wu is not afraid of the prying eyes of the evil species in the Wumen Tujiao like the nine-headed doll.

He blew up that cunning head into a 'God's Organs', and then retracted the big red lotus womb. A pair of treacherous hands behind his shoulders held down the headless 'General Zeng', grabbing its With a sudden shake of the shoulder, it shook off its costume——

The blood-stained opera robe and the rhyme of General Zeng Dao were shaken off by Su Wu together,
Under the wrapping of the avenue pattern rhyme, Li Gui pretending to be General Zeng appeared!
It was also sealed and imprisoned by Su Wu with soul harvesting rice,
Throw it into the frying pan!

The fierceness in Su Wu's left eye had already been released, and they were all thrown into the frying pan.

The throbbing pain in the right eye became more and more intense.
The death-defying Sanskrit lingering in his thoughts became more and more shrill—the ceremonial guard of resenting the gods was getting closer and closer to him!
He drummed up the flames, accelerated his speed, and before the ceremonial guard of resentment arrived, he finally fried up all the two generals, covering the two Li Gui, turning them into two avenues of rhyme, together with two scenes of the two generals. The robe was hidden by Su Wu in the depths of the shadow world.

At this time,

A burst of gongs and drums also came from outside the forest facing the pavilion.

Wisps of gray fog linger in the forest.

Boom boom boom!
Boom boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
The nine-headed doll, who was imprisoned by the shadows, turned her head desperately, and saw the teams of god-resenting ceremonial guards that suddenly crossed the forest, and also saw blood-red writing all over her arms!
'Ghosts claim their lives, haunted by treachery'!
He suddenly yelled: "The God of Resentment—here comes!"

Swish!
Before he finished speaking, the shadows imprisoning the nine-headed doll's torso, limbs, and head coiled around his body layer by layer, dragging him into the world of shadows in an instant, away from the god-resenting guard of honor!

'Resentment to God' only covers Li Bi's arms,

When he was dragged into the shadow world, those blood-red words stopped covering the rest of his body!

wow——

A misty mist crept through the sparse trees.

Roll up a layer of fallen leaves on the ground.

One pair of cards and one pair of umbrellas appeared and disappeared in the mist, passing through the forest in a flash, and approaching the pavilion beside the mountain road.

pavilion,
Only Su Wu was left.

He put all the fried oil into the clay pot and dragged it into the shadows.

Spinning fires all over his body, he inserted his hands into the burning fire that had just heated up the frying oil and fried a few small ghosts, grabbed the flaming firewood, and threw them towards the approaching fire. The god-resenting ceremonial guard!

boom!boom!boom!
One after another flames are thrown into the ceremonial guard of resenting the gods,
Carrying a great deal of sparks,

It actually ignited all the tricky rhymes circulating around.

The life-threatening Sanskrit sound that kept ringing in Su Wu's ears has weakened a lot at this moment!
Boundless Buddha's light surged from behind the guard of resentment, flowing in the gray mist, like waves rippling.

the end of the procession,
The blood-clothed paper Buddha has completely changed its appearance - a layer of pitch-black leather shell of unknown material is covered on the surface of the paper-stitched Buddha, and it is wrapped with black chains, with a thin but vague face facing Su Wu.

The black Buddha sits on a lotus platform dripping with blood,

Its chest and abdomen are completely open,

Revealing the iron plate behind the "Master of Iron Order" stacked in the chest and abdomen, the head of Monk Dazhongwang covered with the oil paint of Plague King Marshal, and the empty heart of Fafo——

This is also a kind of 'pretending to be dirty'!
All kinds of avenue patterns and rhymes are circulating in the dark Buddha's abdomen, blending with each other, and joining together!

It is also a puzzle!
It pieced together its own three viscera.

There are still two viscera missing.

Currently unavailable.

There is still a pair of arms and a pair of legs missing, and it is not yet available!
Su Wu looked at the dark and incomplete Buddha at the end of the ceremonial guard of resentment, and once again remembered the "puzzle behind the statue of Heijizo" mentioned in the few conversations between Nine-headed Baby and Master Tiezhi——

Now, is Wraith God really putting together a puzzle?

When the jigsaw puzzle is assembled, what will it become?
Judging from the current situation, it has already regarded itself as a part of the puzzle!
But now the 'Grassing God' surrounded by the ceremonial guards of the Grieving God doesn't look like the true form of the Grieving God—that black Ksitigarbha statue may be the real Grieving God, where is it hidden? !
The current ritual of resenting the gods made Su Wu feel very dangerous.

If he falls into the guard of honor again,

It may not be as easy to leave as before, and it will also take away the "two generals" in the guard of honor - the dark figure of the Buddha that appeared at the end of the guard of honor before, has now overlapped with the blood-clothed Buddha and turned into a blood-clothed figure Buddha's 'shell'!
And this layer of shell vaguely attracts and restrains each other with Su Wu's 'Malaysian King Kong True Intent'!

However, if Su Wu doesn't manage to disrupt the ceremony of resenting the gods again,
He can't completely escape the persecution of the god-resenting guard of honor!
"If you can control the five thunders, turn the five thunders' evil method into the five thunders' righteous method, and use a 'Dragon Claw God Thunder Catch Spell', you can catch the evil from the air, and you don't have to risk yourself at all—" Su Wu's thoughts flashed, he was not able to practice the Taoist methods right now, and he hadn't completely transformed the evil method of five thunders into the righteous method of five thunders, so he didn't have the ability to control thunder and catch tricks.

"try again!"

Su Wu put his mind to one side!
Two pitch-black arms grew from behind the shoulders, protruding into the surrounding shadows, and dragged Hei Jizo out of the shadows before the ceremonial guard of resentful gods came over. , Surrounded the guard of honor of resenting the gods!
Every ghostly shadow began to exude a gray-blue ghostly rhyme!

The greyish blue charm and the resentful charm collide with each other!

Guillotines loom in the cracks between the collision of two different rhymes.

Red lanterns rise high into the sky.

Behind Su Wu, raging flames gathered into a flame wheel, and the 'Red Treasure Tent Master Six-Armed Mahakala' transformed by Water Bodhisattva stood in the flame wheel, and opened the red tent held by the six arms !
The flames emanated from the top of the red tent, blending with the mysterious charm of the gods of resentment overflowing from all around, and assimilated the strange charm of the gods of resentment for a short time!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, a pair of ghostly hands grew out from behind Su Wu's shoulders, and put a mask on his face. His figure trembled and became blurred in an instant, as if his whole body was covered with fine fluff!
The face turned into a monkey face in an instant!
Open teeth and set eyes, ferocious and evil!
Putting on a pitch-black scale armor, Su Wu instantly turned into the 'Monkey King'. This time, instead of summoning Ding Hai Shen Zhen Tie to urge him, he held a pair of fluffy palms in the 'Hei Di Zang' ' on the hilt!
This is equivalent to Xincun entwining his own power on the 'Hei Di Zang'.

Four palms belonging to different levels of treachery were intertwined on the handle of the Hei Ji Zang knife.

Behind Su Wu, the 'Red Treasure Tent Master Six-Armed Daheitian' also let go of the treasure tent, and stretched out a pair of arms, holding up the pitch-black eight-foot seedling knife full of fangs!

The power of mind, shadow, and Water Bodhisattva overlaps with the 'Minecraft of Yuse Mountain', 'Ghost Guillotine', and 'Jianzhen Magic' that are cast into Miaodao!

Black arms stretched out from the shadows, and amidst the beating of the heart, they quietly penetrated into the ceremonial guard of resentment gods, dragged Li Gui out of them one by one, and imprisoned them on the 'guillotine'!

With the eight-foot seedling knife held by several Li Gui, it cut off in an instant——

On the guillotine, eight Li Gui were chopped into two pieces!
"Give me, give me, give me—give me my life—"

At this time, the sound of death lingering all around suddenly became intense, and the jet-black Buddha flew past the guard of honor surrounding him in an instant, and landed on top of Su Wu!

Its head bent down,

On the skinny face, the blurred features were facing Su Wu.

"Numm—Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva—"

in the dark,
After those wicked ones were chopped off by the guillotine, they accumulated a huge amount of 'sin karma' in the heaven and earth. Countless sins covered Su Wu's body, and with the black Buddha above his head, he proclaimed the Buddha's name——

Water Bodhisattva, Shadow Gui, and Xin Gui are about to be stripped from him!

Before that, Su Wu imprisoned Li Gui, who belonged to the guard of vengeful gods, into his right eye. At the same time, he gathered the power of Li Gui contained in him, and in an instant, he used the 'Wisdom Fist Seal'!
The Hui sword fell!

All external causes and effects have been brushed away!

Water Bodhisattva, Ying Gui, and Xin Gui returned to Su Wu himself!
He dived straight into the shadows and fled!

(End of this chapter)