my weird life

Chapter 503 The God of Welcoming Happiness (12)

Standing at the junction of reality and the underworld, with colorful energy coming from behind him, Su Wu looked calm and unhurried, looking at the scene beyond the underworld—the real world.

Below the edge of hell,
It's a cave in reality.

The cave was pitch-black, and even though there were many candles lit in the dark corners, they only slightly reflected the hazy scene here.

Some mud-bodied god statues shaped in strange shapes were lined up in two rows in the spacious area of ​​the cave, standing opposite each other.

The mud tires on the left are all men, either with evil horns that traditional idols would never have, or with blood-red complexions and fangs sticking out of their mouths, like ghost kings crawling out of hell.

The mud tires on the right are all female,
They are equally hideous,

These two columns of male and female statues are currently in a state of disrepair.

Some gods have lost their heads,

Some statues were broken up to the waist and were forcibly nailed together by later generations.
Some idols lack arms or legs.

All kinds of god statues have one thing in common—copper stakes as thick as an adult’s arm are rammed into the tops of their heads, and densely packed authentic texts of secret mantras are written on the copper stakes—Su Wu only took one look, and he was sure that it was The true text of the secret mantra of the secret storehouse,
The true text of this secret mantra comes from the practice of the 'Tiger Yiming King' deity.

There is a big difference between the secret mantra and the secret mantra extracted by Su Wu's "Hu Yi Ming Wang" deity who used to be common. It can be seen that it should be a secret mantra that was comprehended and created by later people.

But from the overall structure of the secret mantra text,

Su Wu could still see some familiar shadows.

those familiar shadows,
'Mirror' showed his own face.

He finally determined,
Who is the Tiger Catch Immortal.

It is his younger brother - Li Gousheng, Li Hu.

He taught his younger brother the "Cultivation Method of the Great Master in Tiger Clothes", and told him about various taboos. His teaching was enough for his younger brother to practice to the state of opening the "heart chakra".

It reflects the realm of practice of the younger brother, not just opening the heart chakra,

The opponent may even have opened the 'wheel of heaven'.

This kind of experience of seeing the traces of the old man across a time and space made Su Wu's heart full of emotions. He wished he could go to the Temple of Zao Jun immediately and get the copper ring that he buried under the inscription of offering sacrifices to Zao Jun .

But he also knows that the more prepared he is now,

Only by entering the Kitchen God simulation in the future will there be no regrets.

In order to bury this emotion deeply in the bottom of my heart.

He looked over the evil gods who were lined up in two rows, whose heads were rammed into copper stakes, and whose hair temple was broken, and looked at the top position, a statue wrapped in dried and solidified black and yellow rice, with feet on the ground. Standing at the top is a 'god statue' holding a man's corpse that has been dehydrated and dried.

This is no longer a portrait.

They are simply living figurines.

Wrapped in dry and solidified black-yellow rice, the invisible "Xi Shen" wears a red hijab, with red threads wrapped around its body, and wooden plaques are dotted under those red threads.

There is also something written on the wooden sign,
But the wooden sign is too small, and the distance between 'Xi Shen' and Su Wu is too far.

Even though he has good eyesight,
Now I can't read the words on the wooden sign clearly.

The chest, limbs, and even the male mummy under the feet of 'Xi Shen' were all pierced by copper stakes. Most of the thick copper stakes on its chest were sawed off.

Seen from the cut, the copper pile is sawed extremely smooth,
It should be the work of modern cutting machines.

A bronze medal is still nailed to Xishen's body,

The bronze medal was also cut off from the middle, but it did not prevent Su Wu from seeing the words on the bronze plaque clearly: "Yinxi, the ancestor of the first ancestor, Li Yueshan, the ancestor of Guangxing, and Li Wu, the master of the stove, are here today. , the 'God of Joy' of the six lands of Yutian and Xiaochi will be worshiped from now on!

The god of joy teaches people to isolate the door wall of the 'Yin Ximai'!
The Yin Ximai of the "Six Zhengmai" taught by the Kitchen God God catch Hulang and Li Hu left words.

At noon on September 15th, [-]th year of Emperor Chongzhen of Ming Dynasty! "

The columns of words on the bronze medal,

Like a heavy hammer,

smashed into Su Wu's eyes,

Hit on the tip of his heart.

He saw his name on it.

Seeing the name of the master,

I saw the name of the younger brother.

What about the rest?

Are Zhuer, Qingmiao and Xiuxiu doing well?
Is the mule that has accommodated Li Gui unconsciously still restrained by them?

What happened to the newly erected kitchen on Zhijin Mountain?
He promised to go to the ancestral home of the Maoshan witch religion with the old Taoist, but broke his promise and left halfway. Will the old Taoist Xuanzhao have a bad relationship with Zaozhuang because of this?

One question after another circled in Su Wu's mind endlessly.

Before Su Wu saw the 'God of Joy',
A coffin stands,
In the coffin lay a young man with a pale face.

—is a dead man.

Around the coffin, there were six men and one woman.

The woman was obese, and she gently stroked the face of the young man's corpse in the coffin. Tears fell like broken beads and fell on the young man's pale face. Her voice was sobbing, full of sadness: "At that time we How difficult is it to have this child?

The first child was a girl, and after a few months of raising her, you secretly sent the child away. I didn't even look at her for the last time.

The second child is still a girl,

As soon as the child is full moon, you will sell it to human traffickers.

Until the third child—the third child!
Goodness behold, I finally have a son,
Your old Qiao family finally has a queen!

He was weak and sick when he was a child, and he didn't come home drunk in the middle of the night, so I carried him to the pharmacy in the village to see a doctor.
On the day when he was in the second grade, he saw that I was busy harvesting rice in the field, so he wrote me a note to let me take a break--the word "rest" was wrong, and just like that, I saw that note Tiao, I also feel that no matter how painful it is, it will not be bitter!
our children

My Qiao Yang—he just drowned..."

The woman murmured,

Among the six men, the thinnest one was silently touching his tears, put the wooden sign with the written word on a red string, and hung it on the God of Joy.

He was silent,
The woman did not let him go,
raised his head abruptly,

He grabbed his sleeve: "We've come this far, my son, my son will be alive soon, just give up like this? Just give up like this?!"

"It was, was discovered...

If it continues, maybe even the place where Xishen is hiding now will be dug out! "Facing his wife's fierce gaze, the thin husband couldn't speak easily.

"Who will find us?
Who can find us?How many people are really capable now? ! "The wife is fat and fat, oppressing her husband's nerves like a mountain, she stared at her husband, and said one after another, "You think of a way!"

Think of another way!

Tricked their girl into the shop,

Use the "Happy God No.16's life-saving method" to give her life to our Yangyang! "

The thin husband was dumbfounded: "We run a coffin shop, how can we trick people into coming home? Didn't the old man order the coffin here? He must be vigilant!
This is human life!
When an old man lived to his age and died, no one else could see anything.

That young girl—”

"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care—" the wife hissed like a slaughtered pig, shaking her hair wildly, "there are only his grandson and grandson in their family. If they die, they will die. Who will check? !

Whoever has the energy and ability to investigate! "

Looking at his wife who looks like a madman,
The husband was shocked for a moment,

His expression calmed down, his lips pursed, and he looked at the 'mother's family' of the five wives who surrounded him, and finally said: "I still think of a way to let them follow our instructions,
Kill that 'rooster that breaks the black sky'..."

"Didn't kill that rooster in the time we wanted,
It's useless to kill now. A certain family member said with a gloomy expression and a cold tone, "According to what your wife said, only the young girl will die.

Could save your son's life! "

"Is there anything else, nothing else to do?" The husband asked in a panic.

The tall natal family shook her head with a sneer.

behind him,

A voice suddenly sounded: "Actually, there is another way—"

"what?!"

"Who!"

The seven people turned their heads one after another.
Looking to where the sound came from,

Amidst the intertwined energy veins, a tall and handsome young man stepped out of the energy veins.

He looked pale,
There seems to be no reflection of the seven people in the eyes,

Treating everyone as nothing: "All seven of you are going to die,
Just go to hell and reunite with your son—"

Su Wu fell to the ground,

"what?!"

"kill him!"

"Don't let him run away!"

The seven people surrounding the coffin all changed their expressions, roaring and pounced on Su Wu who was standing in the corner of the cave and walking slowly!

Su Wu walked slowly,

The shadows under his feet are squirming, overlapping with the shadows of god statues and stones in the cave,

Thick darkness overflows from those shadows,

In an instant, the entire cave was covered,
In the shadow gap, the real scene is reflected.

One after another blood lanterns rose from the realistic scene, embedded in the darkness, and turned around.

Two blood lanterns rose from the fundus of Su Wu's eyes,

He focused on the men who were rushing towards him,

Like a knife,

Sweeping across the large space in the cave,

The statues of goddesses and goddesses surrounded by darkness, the individual running towards Suwu,
They were all cut in half in an instant!
Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!
Blood smears rocks,

Fragments of internal organs were scattered all over the place!
the darkness dissipates,
The audience was silent.

In the gloomy cave, apart from Su Wu, there was no complete person.

The wife's legs leaned feebly on the black coffin that was splashed with a lot of blood, and her fat legs slowly slipped and fell to the ground.

Her upper body was lying in the coffin, her ferocious face pressing down on her son's body.

This obese woman still had a gleam in her eyes.

Holding a wooden sign, she tied one end of the red string on her thumb to her son's wrist, and murmured to herself, "God of joy, God of joy...

A and B work in Gen Yigeng, and Bing Xinkun is happy and safe.

God of joy, god of joy...

Husband and wife are destined to marry each other in previous lives, and the God of Joy intends to live by their souls..."

(End of this chapter)