my weird life.

Chapter 492 Insanity (22)

Several people drank tea in silence.

waited for a while,
The horn of the car sounded outside the door.

An old van was parked outside the door, the driver's window was rolled down, and a round head poked out from the window. He looked down at a handful of incense sticks on the side of the Jiangjiamen pillar, and then looked up at Several people at the door of the main room: "This is Jiang Shixin's house?

Just now Yang Caizhi called me and asked me to come and have a look.

Is it your home? "

"Yes!

Master, come in and have a look! "Jiang Erye waved to the man in the van.

The man nodded, retracted his head into the car, turned the steering wheel with both hands, and dumped the broken van into the Jiang family's yard.

He got out of the car,

Wearing a black jacket over a thin brown sweater,
After jumping out of the car,

First, he found a colorful waistband from the trunk, and put it around his general's belly.

The waistband covered his lower body,

There are many colorful beasts and strange figures embroidered on the waistband, surrounded by a square seal.

Su Wu glanced at the seal,
Immediately recognized the four characters on the seal: 'Thunder Dusi'.

——Su Wu had also obtained an iron seal of 'Thunder Chief' in the Kitchen God's simulation world before, and those who mastered this seal generally belonged to the 'Duan Gong'.

The round-headed and protruding-bellied man that Mr. Kanshi called was a 'crazy' man.

'God epilepsy' also belongs to Duan Gong pulse.

In the Kitchen God simulation, Su Wu had seen Duan Gong's ability,

Connect the terrifying and treacherous "outer form" and "shadow" to form a "Nuomian", and gain power through communicating with the "Nuomian", and perform all kinds of ceremonies that are unimaginable to ordinary people.

Duan Gongs have different inheritances,

Duan Gong mastered different scientific rituals in different places, some were good at "dead man crossing", some were good at "hundred-day exorcism", there are all kinds of them, and there are so many.

Su Wu didn't think these 'Duangong' and 'tellers' were really capable,
Compared with orthodox Taoism and secret Buddhist temples, the Duan Gong lineage of the people is more than one level worse, but sometimes, as long as people live for a long time, they can always see things that young people can't see.

These things accumulate in people's memory and become experiences.

Even though Su Wu didn't believe in Duan Gongmai's ability,
But we have to admit that their "experience" passed down orally from generation to generation is far beyond their own.

In this situation, Su Wu did not notice any strange clues.

But you can tell at a glance, Mr.

Maybe this 'spirit' also possesses some housekeeping skills.

After the man fastened his waist apron, he took out a wooden gossip mirror from the trunk of the van. Holding the mirror in his palm, he passed the people guarding the spirit at the entrance of the main room and walked to the side of Mr. Jiang's corpse.

Lift up the masking paper,

The gossip mirror in his hand faces the face of the dead body lying on the door,
At the same time, he kept chanting words in his mouth.

Su Wu was standing beside him, watching this 'crazy' work.

The wooden gossip mirror in the hand of the madman is a bit faded,

Most of the blue color on Qian Gua fell off, and the mirror in the middle also had cracks.

Looking at the gossip mirror, Su Wu's eyes suddenly flashed a golden and copper-colored light, and the light flashed past, even Yun Nishang beside him didn't notice it, and the light disappeared.

Su Wu looked at the gossip bronze mirror that flashed in his mind,
already determined,

The wooden gossip in the hands of this 'shen epilepsy' has no effect at all.

It's just a decoration.

In the Kitchen God simulation, Su Wu also did not see those Duan Gong and Ma Jiao using the Bagua mirror.

Originally, he thought it might be due to the changes of the current era, Duan Gong's epilepsy was slightly blended with Taoism and Buddhism, and he began to include things such as the Eight Diagrams mirror into the list of magic tools available to Duan Gong.
Now it seems—that is not the case at all.

This man with a round head and a protruding belly has a profession of 'spiritual insanity', but he doesn't seem to have the ability to be 'spiritual insane'.

what he is doing now,
It can be said that it is pretending.

Since this 'crazy' is just pretending,
Could it be that the previous 'Mr. Watching Things' was also pretending?
The acting skills of Mr. Wang Shi are so good that he can't even see the slightest flaw in his own "meaning"?

--Not too possible!
It is very likely that what Mr. Shi said is true,

It's just that the 'spiritual' invited here doesn't do much good!

Shendian took the wooden gossip and circled around Mr. Jiang's corpse.

He never stopped chanting scriptures, most of them were vague - Su Wu's hearing was excellent, and he even heard some irrelevant nonsense from those vague 'scriptures',
For example, "tonight eat steamed lamb, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted bear's paw..."

This must be fooling people.

At the end of every sentence, Shendian would raise his voice and pronounce three words: "Po Sa He!"

The words Po Suo He are often found at the end of Buddhist mantras,

It has the meaning of relieving disaster and auspiciousness.

This maniac has to recite a sentence of Po Saha after every "sutra", and the scriptures should also "integrate" a lot of Buddhist mantras.

After walking around the corpse,

The round-headed man with a protruding belly stopped his movements, put away the wooden gossip, looked at Jiang Yingying who was kneeling on the ground, and then looked at Yun Nishang beside Su Wu. He straightened his back unconsciously, and his stomach seemed bigger instead.

Jiang Yingying looked at him expectantly: "Master...Master, can my grandfather still, can he come back?"

Su Wu stared at the back of the madman.

Shenzhan held his head high, and said decisively: "Yes!

I have a way,

Let Mr. Jiang come back for another day and a half!
You grandchildren take advantage of this day and a half to be individual! "

talking,
He hurried out of the hall again.

From the trunk of his van, he dragged out a box made of woven rattan.

Put the box on the altar,

Shendian took out a piece of rag, a 'shi knife', a 'shi halberd', and several pieces of 'nuo face', 'dharma crown', 'fa hexagram' and so on.

These things are quite old.

Su Wu, who was going to look for an opportunity to expose the deceitful tricks of insanity, temporarily stopped thinking when he saw these 'magic tools'.

Everything this madman took out of the box was real.

Just looking at the dust and stains on the rattan box that was not wiped very much, one can tell that 'Shendian' doesn't usually maintain these things that may have been passed down from his ancestors, and only uses them as a tool to make money.

Su Wu walked around behind the maniac,

Shendian spread out the rag, propped it up with two wooden sticks,

Stand upright on the altar.

He didn't care about Su Wu watching behind him,

Su Wu felt that he couldn't see anything.

A pattern was drawn on the rag.

The "painter" has an old-fashioned and simple technique, drawing a huge head on the rag like a child's graffiti. The head is square, with a pair of horns on the forehead and chin.
Bloody arms surrounded the head.

The pattern is very simple,
But there was an inexplicable charm that made Su Wu fall in at the first sight.

He came back to himself in an instant,

Looking at the simple and clumsy patterns on the rag, his eyes were thoughtful——the pattern on the rag at the moment is the painter's depiction of a certain monster he saw,
He is most likely in a state of 'synaesthesia' when depicting,
Therefore, I have grasped the cunning charm,

fix it in the pattern,

Formed the current painting!

It fixes a kind of "spiritual charm" through the sharpness of painting.

Although this kind of charm is not comparable to the high-level charm obtained by Su Wu who entered the realm of sympathy between heaven and man several times, it is still ingenious and a different way!

This insane ancestor should be quite capable,

It's a pity that he's here,

Many abilities have been completely defeated.

Shendian arranged his 'incense altar', held a master knife in one hand and a master halberd in the other, waved it wildly for a while, then looked at Jiang Yingying who was waiting at the door of the main room, and said with a hesitant expression: "Do you have a halberd in your family? A big big cock?"

As soon as this word comes out,
Su Wu raised his eyebrows.

Second Master Jiang raised his eyes slightly.

Jiang Yingying nodded again and again: "Yes, it was hatched by my grandfather himself. I have raised it for many years..."

She said a few words, and hesitated a little: "Emergency canned food - what's the problem with that rooster?"

Shenzan nodded solemnly: "I made a guess just now, and I calculated that your family is raising a pure-yang poultry. This time I want to bring your grandfather back from the underworld.
I have to use the blood from the cock's neck to open the way!
Its blood is violent and pure Yang,
Just enough to suppress the ghosts of the underworld,

It will be much smoother if you bring your grandpa back! "

have spoken,
The insane stared at Jiang Yingying.

The emergency canned food has been with Jiang Yingying for a long time. She took this chicken with her in the most critical time, and this chicken in turn saved her life. Jiang Yingying has complicated emotions about the emergency canned food.

Although it is hypocritical and unbelievable for some people to regard animals as relatives and friends,
But this kind of thing is actually not uncommon.

When Jiang Yingying heard that she had to take blood from the neck of the 'emergency can' in order for her grandfather to come back and stay in the world for a day and a half, she hesitated for a moment.

At this moment, Shendian hurriedly said: "It's just a chicken,

Could this chicken be more important than your grandpa—”

Jiang Erye frowned beside him in deep thought.

Tears welled up in Yingying's eyes.

At this time, Su Wu suddenly spoke, interrupting Shendian's long-winded speech, which was about to start, "Shi Dao and Shi Ji are used to isolate Yin and Yang, can they also be used to make divination and divination?
Is this what 'Shi Gua Good and Bad Ke' taught you? "

With this remark,
Insanely stunned,
Turning his head to look at Su Wu, he stammered and said, "You, what are you talking about?"

Su Wu stepped closer to him.

The young man obviously didn't want to make any moves, but he was so frightened that the round-headed and protruding belly backed away again and again, and quickly made way for the opponent.

Approaching the altar, Su Wu picked up a pair of horned hexagrams from the table, pinched them in his hands, turned to look at Shendian, pinched the hexagrams and said to the other party: "These two things are used for divination. ,

You are a gentleman,
I don't even know these things,
How to be fair? "

Shendian blushed with embarrassment when he heard the words, and stammered even more: "Sometimes it doesn't have to be right and wrong, you have to use this, this, I'm thinking about it in my heart!"

"Neon clothes.

Hitch him. "

Throw away the hexagrams casually,

A pair of Niujiaofa hexagrams are all yang facing up, and the tips of the horns point to the directions of Qian hexagram and Kun hexagram respectively.
Good luck!

(End of this chapter)