my weird life

Chapter 415 Cutting off the rashomon trickster (12)

The distant mountains are only hazy outlines under the dark sky,
The houses in the village are all deserted,
The roads that run through the village are covered with weeds that have not touched the horseshoes.

More than a dozen warriors with shaved heads drove their horses, surrounded by monks in white with black hats on their heads, and 'An Gang' on the horses beside the monks, and slowly stepped into this deserted village.

They chose a relatively complete house with a relatively open view, dismounted each, and led the horses to an unobtrusive corner to feed.

Not long after, the dozen or so people gathered in the house,

The warriors divided their labor among themselves,
Someone cleans the house;

Someone patrolled around;

Someone hides in the dark and becomes a secret whistle;

Some people gathered firewood, repaired the firewood stoves in the villages, and lit the stoves to cook dried fish.

It looks like a well-trained team.

An Gang and the monk in white had nothing to do, so they sat around the fire facing each other.

The monk in white took off the cloak on his head, revealing a thin layer of hair on his head. He put his sword and Zen staff aside, looked at the flames dancing in the hearth, and said to An Gang: "Not far ahead is the Jade Mountain." up.

spend a night here,
Tomorrow, it will be a smooth journey to Kyoto through Jade Mountain.

Master An Gang needn't worry about anything. "

Hearing the words of the monk in white, An Gang forced a smile, but didn't say much.

From entering this team where Genji greeted him until now, he has faintly noticed some clues, consciously going to Heian-kyo with this team is not a good choice.

But he is just a swordsmith, without any force,
Facing this group of well-trained warriors,
As well as the elusive monk in front of him, he also put out the idea of ​​fleeing the team.

Now it is too far away from Boqi country,
He left the team and was alone in the wilderness, not knowing what he would encounter.

Follow these warriors, at least you can rely on their strength when encountering danger.

"Mage!"

The samurai who went to investigate outside stepped into the room with a knife in his hand.

He knelt down beside the fire and greeted the monk in white, but he didn't even look at An Gang who was sitting opposite the monk, treating him as nothing.

The samurai kept the hair on his head,
Instead of combing the 'Yuedai head', a stick-shaped bun was tied on the head, which at first glance was different from the status of the warriors outside.

He stuffed some sticks of firewood into the hearth,
Then he opened his mouth and said to the monk: "This village used to be a miner's village. I found hammers, chisels and other things needed for mining in several households, but I don't know why they left here."

"Ironware is a very precious thing,

They left the village without taking the iron tools with them.

Presumably, he must have encountered something imminent, perhaps encountered a food requisition team, or encountered bandit attacks. "The monk in white was talking, took the iron pot from the stove, took out three wooden bowls, and sprinkled some tea leaves into them,
Pour boiling water into a bowl,

The fragrance of tea is released gently.

"Master Watanabe Tsuna, please use it."

"Master An Gang, please use it."

The monk distributed tea to the two, then picked up his own bowl, gently blew on the hot air floating on it, and greeted the two.

"Thank you Master." An Gang carefully picked up the bowl, imitating the way of the monk, and blew the hot air floating on the bowl.It is the first time for him to enjoy precious tea in this simple and natural way.

Take a small sip of tea,
The scent of tea is refreshing,

It seems that all the troubles of the day have been ironed and cleaned.

"The tea soup is still delicious,

Drinking tea like this is really reckless. Tsuna Watanabe took a sip of tea, then put down the wooden bowl with a frown.

He is still more used to the tea soup made by mixing tea powder with various seasonings, and feels that the taste can better reflect the value of tea.

An Gang took another sip of tea,

Did not participate in the conversation between the two.

That 'Watanabe Tsuna' lord didn't pay attention to a lowly craftsman like him at all,
Even if he forges a supreme sword that can be used by Genji.

In this way, he didn't want to make fun of himself and see other people's cold faces.

As for the white-clothed monk 'Hongzheng', he didn't say a word about Tsuna Watanabe's evaluation. He obviously didn't agree with Tsuna Watanabe's evaluation, but he didn't bother to argue with this brute.

It was Tsuna Watanabe himself, seeing that Hongzheng ignored him,

The samurai under his command are busy with their own affairs,

Sitting here doing nothing, he felt bored.

So I opened my mouth to provoke the topic: "Actually, I like drinking alcohol more than drinking tea!

When the wine is a little drunk, if there is a geisha next to her, you can dance with her-the most memorable drink is on the street next to Suzaku Street,

I got drunk with my friends in a tavern,

When I walked out the door of the tavern,

Seeing the bright moon in the sky,
The moonlight is like Miss Oiran's lining, white and flawless, it drapes on my shoulders, and it seems to have a faint fragrance.

Drunk in the moonlight then,

Before I knew it, I walked a long way to Suzaku Street,

Just after waking up from the intoxicated hallucination, I really saw a wonderful woman walking towards me and greeting me softly—do you know who that wonderful woman is? "

Watanabe Tsuna looked at Hongzheng, then at Anzuna,
Waiting for the answer from the two.

Hong Zheng raised his eyebrows slightly, but did not speak.

So Watanabe Tsuna focused his eyes on An Gang, watching him,
It seemed that if he didn't answer the question, he would keep staring at him to death like this.

An Gang pursed his lips and sighed silently in his heart.

He really didn't expect that the person who used Onikiri to cut off the arm of "Rashomon's Deception" was actually the barbarian in front of him. This person destroyed all his beautiful imagination of the majestic and magnificent legend of ghosts and gods.

"Think about it,
That wonderful woman should be Ibaraki Doji——Rashomon's trick, right? "An Gang couldn't bear the pressure of Tsuna Watanabe's eyes, so he had to speak out.

"Ha ha!
you guessed right!

It is the trick of Rashomon!
At that time, Onikiri was still at my waist, and when I saw the young woman in front of me, the current appearance was very different from the last second when I saw her—it seemed to have become more beautiful and charming!
So I woke up with an alarm in my heart,
Pull out the Onikiri on the side of the waist,
Cut off one of its arms with one blow!
It hissed on the spot and turned into a city gate burning with dark green will-o'-the-wisps before my eyes. When I was about to draw my sword and strike again, the city gate was surrounded by will-o'-the-wisps and flew away... "Watanabe Tsunade danced and danced, and kept gesticulating while talking.

he was talking,
The audience is absent-minded.

Therefore, after talking about his heroic deeds, Tsuna Watanabe shook his head with little interest, looked at the dark night outside the door, and sighed: "If today can be like that night,
You can drink a little drunk,
It would be great to kill a Li Gui,
It's such a beautiful thing..."

An Gang's lips twitched, but he didn't speak.

Hongzheng raised his head at this time, and said slowly: "You and I have the 'half letter ghost armor' on our bodies, so we can face Li Gui directly, but ordinary warriors and Mr. An Gang have to face Li Gui and Guiyun's strife with their bodies.

Met a monster,
As far as we are concerned, I am afraid it is not a good thing,
It is more likely to ruin the master's event! "

He calls out the name of his master,

Tsuna Watanabe scratched his head, not daring to brag anymore.

He got up and muttered, "I'm going to the latrine."

He turned around and left the house in a hurry with his sword in his hand.

outside the house,
bright moonlight,

Just like the night when he beheaded an arm of 'Rashomon's Guile'.

Unfortunately, there is no drink tonight,

There is no geisha oiran who will carelessly accompany her.

"I really want to live up to this beautiful moonlight..." Tsuna Watanabe looked up at the moon, sighed silently, then went to the latrine of the residential house, hung the sword aside, and unbuttoned his clothes.

In the dark hut, there was the sound of dripping water.

Soon,
He fastened his belt,
He reached out and groped into the darkness on one side to grab the sword he was hanging on it.

The first time I swiped with one hand,
Did not touch anything.

The second time I touched the wooden board of the toilet wall,

the third time,
He took a soft, cold palm.

hand? !

Tsuna Watanabe's heart skipped a beat——

Immediately want to take back my palm!
He exerted all his strength—unexpectedly, the soft palm didn't stop him in the slightest, and let go of the hand holding him—so much so that he couldn't hold back, staggered, and hit a 'wall' behind him!

That wall is not the texture of the wooden wall of the toilet as he imagined,
It's soft like flesh and blood.

The moment my back hit that wall,
There was a rustling sound in the darkness,
follow closely,

A lamp was lit in front of him.

A pair of pale palms extended from the strange texture formed by the knitting of countless arms, holding an oil lamp!
Those countless pairs of arms are layered on top of each other, extending upwards, as if there is no end!

The softness behind Watanabe Tsuna squirmed, his heart was agitated, he suddenly turned his body, turned his head to look at the 'wall' behind him, which should be the wooden wall of the toilet - he saw that the heads piled up behind him turned out to be The position of the toilet wall,
Layer upon layer of human heads, with gray eyes blinking, are constantly building up!

On all sides of him, there are such 'walls' piled up by layered limbs,
There is even an oval, wriggling placenta under Tsuna Watanabe's feet!

He saw what was under his feet,

Feel the touch of both feet being swallowed by the placenta,
The hair of the whole person stands on end!

surrounded on all sides,

Even the ground under his feet became such a terrifying situation, Tsuna Watanabe had nowhere to escape for a while!
He looked up at the 'passage' surrounded by four walls of flesh and blood,
But accidentally saw,
at the top of the passage,

In the sky, the moon is shining brightly,

Like the silk of an oiran garment, the snow-white lining,

Exudes a charming fragrance.

At this moment, Tsuna Watanabe did not hesitate at all, grabbed the palm extending from the wall and the hair on the top of the human head with both hands, and climbed to the top of the white moonlight with his strength!

outside the latrine,
Everything is the same as before.

The sound of dripping water stopped after a while.

'Watanabe Tsuna' pushed open the wooden door of the latrine, strode out through it, and greeted the samurai guarding the gate with a smile.

indoors,
On the Zen staff that Hongzheng put aside,
Those dotted bells suddenly rang without wind!
(End of this chapter)