my weird life.

Chapter 353 "Pretending to be Dirty" (12)

Su Wu flipped his palm,
A delicate bronze figure appeared in the palm of your hand,

The face of this bronze man is somewhat similar to that of Shen Hao.

The chest and abdomen of the bronze figure is an open and close door with a small lock on the door.

Su Wu held the palm-high bronze figure with one hand, and handed the improved five-inner jar to Shen Hao with the other, and said to him, "Put your hand into the tiger's mouth."

Shen Hao didn't understand Su Wu's intention, but out of absolute trust in Su Wu, he stuffed some illusory fingers into the tiger's mouth without thinking,

The tiger-head-shaped five inner tanks 'pull' out a note.

It shows Shen Hao's fate.

'Four ways and six forks'.

The number of dao forks in the all-natured life style is not fixed,

But the fork of fate often forms the shape of a swimming fish,

This is the case with Shen Hao at the moment.

After seeing his fate, Su Wu stretched out his ghostly hand from under his armpit, and sewed and compressed the five viscera of the previous god into a very small size, so small that he could fill the five viscera into the bronze figure.

After filling the "five internal organs of the gods" into the bronze figure,
Su Wu also stuffed the piece of paper outlining Shen Hao's fate into the bronze man's chest and abdomen, and locked the chest and abdomen door.

Then he said to Shen Hao: "Put your hand on the brazier again.

Then put three sticks of incense on the clay tire. "

"My body is all naked now, and I can't afford incense." Shen Hao smiled wryly.

Su Wu shook his head and said, "Now I can pick it up."

While talking, he took out a stick of incense and handed it to Shen Hao, Shen Hao subconsciously picked it up - he really caught it!
Shen Hao was suddenly ecstatic!

He quickly followed what Su Wu said,

Put your hand on the brazier,
The moment the palm was pressed on the brazier, the last ball of light and fire in the brazier was suddenly 'sucked' away like a stream of water. Shen Hao, who was originally an illusory figure, now has a somewhat solid figure!

Shen Hao then put three sticks of incense on the clay tire——

At the same time, Su Wu opened the chest and abdomen of the clay body, stuffed the extremely finely cast and carved bronze figure into the chest and abdomen of the clay body, and re-sewed the chest and abdomen with silk thread made by ghost craftsmen.

The bronze man was cast by Su Wu for Shen Hao in "The Past Life of the Kitchen God's Disciples".

Su Wu went through every step in his mind countless times.

Three sticks of incense are inserted into the incense burner.

Shen Hao looked up at the clay statue again,

He felt that he had an extraordinary connection with this clay statue in the dark, and then turned to observe himself, and found that his originally transparent and illusory figure had been condensed to the same level as ordinary people.

"Little afternoon!"

Fa Xiao turned to look at Su Wu who was standing in the corner,
Su Wu smiled slightly, walked up to him, and patted his shoulder.

This real sense of touch made Shen Hao feel dazed for a moment.

I only heard Su Wu say next to him: "Now I can only help you so far, let you survive in this form - from now on, you will not be able to go to places that are too far away,
Take a turn around Xu Qing at most.

Since then, I have been staying near this village every day.

——If you are too far away from the village, and if it takes more than three days, you will die! "

"It's a good thing to be alive!" Shen Hao grinned, looked up at the various arrangements in the temple, and said with emotion, "Now that even Li Gui has appeared, it's good to be alive, and now I can go back to Xu Qing, see Seeing the parents - this is already a good result that exceeds my expectations!"

Su Wu was slightly silent when he heard the words,

Then he said: "Next, I plan to move here to live.

When the time comes, open a dog farm here again, it won't make you too bored. "

"This place is not a good place, is it?
You don't have to think about me so much, it makes me feel embarrassed. "Shen Hao grinned, "Just open the dog farm here!" "

"As far as the previous situation is concerned, this place is really not a good place, not suitable for normal people to live in.

However, Li Gui here has been imprisoned now,

The originally dangerous and harsh environment will gradually change because of this Li Gui who was taken into custody.
Even more suitable for human habitation than other places,
The possibility of fierce attacks will be greatly reduced. "Su Wu said.

Shen Hao spread his hands, but didn't say anything more about this question: "Anyway, you can figure it out, you know more than me now, if you think this place is good, then you must have a reason."

Su Wu smiled and said no more.

Instead, he called Yun Nishang and the other three into the temple.

——They were ordered to stay outside the temple earlier.

He dragged a clay pot of oil from the shadow world.

Only by using an earthenware pot to hold fried oil can the efficacy of fried oil not be lost, and the efficacy of fried oil can be completely sealed.

Then, Su Wu pressed his palm on the outer wall of the stone brazier that was already covered with traces of time,
A gurgle of black oil suddenly gushed out of the brazier,

The grease swirled and gradually filled the brazier.

He scooped up a ladle of floating fat with a spoon and poured it into the oil pot.

Ten catties of fried oil, after frying the 'evil god' and 'the five internal organs of the gods', only about seven catties are left.

"You guys remember to find a time to collect all the edible oils that are stained with ghosts from the instant noodle factory and transport them to this village. After simple processing, this oil can become an important material for deep frying." Su Talked to three people in the afternoon,
In reality, for the time being, he is only a member of the East Fifth District's Squad Controlling Squad—the Strange Countermeasures Department, and even above the countermeasures department, and his official identity has not yet been determined.

But now when Su Wu is talking,
But he directly summoned Ji Hongdu, the captain of the East Fifth District's Subterfuge Team.

The point is that Ji Hong and the others have not raised any objections to this.

Ji Hong laughed and said, "I'll notify the other trick masters in the team later to bring the oil from the instant noodle factory here."

"I am planning to put the training and selection site for the trick-seeking dogs here in Zhanghe Village.

Because of the existence of this temple where Li Gui was imprisoned, the probability of being 'patronized' by Li Gui will be greatly reduced.

It can already be seen as a small safe zone.

I don't know if you have any comments? " Su Wu then asked the three of them.

All three shook their heads to express that they had no opinion.

Ji Hong looked at the other two, then turned his head, looked at Su Wu earnestly, and asked, "Can the office building of our East Fifth District Team be moved here?"

"You are the captain of the East Fifth District, you have the final say." Su Wu smiled.

The three listened,

He let out a long breath inwardly.

They all laughed heartily.

At this time, Su Wu silently turned around, facing the hideous clay statue of a man and a woman, clapped his palms three times, and then folded his fingers together to form a 'heart lamp mark', whispering: " The torch lasts forever."

Everyone was attracted by his actions and stopped laughing.

There was a sudden silence in the temple.

After they saw Su Wu chanting a word in a low voice, a group of golden red flames more than a foot high suddenly rose from the stone brazier!

There is no fuel in the stone brazier,

There is no tinder,
But the flames burned up under the noses of several people like this!
Su Wu turned sideways, stepped aside, his eyes lingered on the four of them, and finally fell on Yun Nishang: "You come first, go to the brazier, and take a breath towards the ball of firewood."

Salary?

Take a breath?

Yun Nishang was slightly stunned upon hearing the words,

But she saw Su Wu's serious expression, and felt that after Su Wu's actions just now, the atmosphere in the temple was a bit solemn and solemn, so she didn't say much, nodded lightly, and then walked to the stone brazier, squatting halfway Lower body, tried to take a breath towards the golden red 'firewood'.

"Suck……"

A line of fire snakes separated from the flames and penetrated into Yun Nishang's eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

The other three were slightly stunned.

Yun Nishang closed her eyes slightly,
Brows stretched.

The flames poured into him along with his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and actually let his body, which was infested by the embroiderer's treacherous charm, become more and more decrepit, with a bit of vitality. Under the warm flow of fireworks,
Ever since accepting Li Gui, Yun Nishang, who suffered from severe insomnia, has greatly relieved her mental fatigue!

She even felt that she would definitely be able to sleep well tonight!
"How?" Su Wu asked Yun Nishang.

"It feels very comfortable, as if I feel a lot lighter all of a sudden." Yun Nishang responded with a smile.

"You sucked a ball of fire into your mouth just now—" Ji Hong looked at Yun Nishang in shock.

The next moment, Su Wu looked at him: "Captain Ji, try it. Just like Yun Nishang, take a breath towards the fire."

Ji Hong nodded: "OK!"

The cunning he accommodated was a will-o'-the-wisp.

He is not afraid of flames.

Hearing this, she nodded bluntly, approached the brazier, imitated Yun Nishang just now, and took a breath towards the fire ball.

"What's wrong?
how do you feel? "

Seeing that Ji Hong had sucked a ball of fire into his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, Fang Yuan didn't move for a long time, so he couldn't help asking him a question nervously.

At this time, Ji Hong slowly opened his eyes, looked at Su Wu next to him, and asked expectantly: "This fire—can I take another breath?"

"No."

Su Wu shook his head and refused.

The distribution of salary has its own definite number.

This is beyond Su Wu's control.

Hearing this, Ji Hong bowed his head and backed away in disappointment. His feelings were actually a little shallower than Yun Nishang's - when the fried fish was fried, Yun Nishang helped Su Wu much more than Ji Hong and Fang Yuan did to Su Wu. ,
In this way, the salary that Yun Nishang can get is naturally higher than the two.

But even so, Ji Hong still felt the obvious benefits of the 'firewood' to himself!
Seeing the performance of Ji Hong and Yun Nishang, Fang Yuan also realized that the firewood in the brazier must be beneficial to people. He received Su Wu's hint, and eagerly approached the firewood, sucked a strand of fire,
Then I hid in a corner, silently appreciating the changes that the fire had brought to me.

At this time, there was still a one-foot-high fire ball jumping and burning in the brazier,

Su Wu approached the brazier,

Open your mouth and take a breath,
The billowing flames poured into his eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

Groups of flames suddenly appeared behind him, and as the flames jumped, one could vaguely see the phantoms of divine cards.

In the past life, the few god cards that were lit by Su Wu with the heart lamp,

At present, two paths have become illusory and transparent again,

The only remaining divine tablet of the 'Bailonghe God' is entwined with golden flames, more powerful than before, and independent of the divine tablet of the 'Kitchen God'!
(End of this chapter)