my weird life

Chapter 338 "Master" (22) ([-])

The mule led by the palm of the 'Junior Sister' was obviously the cub of the pregnant mule bought by Li Yueshan.

It was brought here by 'Junior Sister',

What happened in this process is unclear.
And its size has grown a lot again because of some unknown things that happened in the middle,

The lanugo has not faded all over,

The unique characteristics of the newborn Xiaojuzi can be seen everywhere on the body.
But the body shape seems to be that of a mule that has grown for more than a month.

The nostrils of the colts breathed black flames,
Belly grows bigger,

There seems to be something hidden inside.

Li Yueshan's eyes lingered slightly on the little mule's belly, and then looked at the three heads surrounded by the heads of the 'Junior Sisters' to see what was the result of their discussion.

The three heads turned slowly, facing Li Yueshan,
They move their jaws slightly,

A sound came from the opened mouth.

The face of the master on the left said softly: "You separated us and locked us in temples one after another... You made us the mountain gods and water gods of Zhijin Mountain... This is a good thing...

But none of us became gods...

Your method is invalid.

We can't be gods,

The only thing we can do is die—if we die, then how can we lock up the evil spirits on our bodies?

So I had no choice but to find your junior sister,
A few people get together to consume less energy,

can live longer...

As for Ni's disciple, it's not us who want to take it away,
It's another trick.

Brocade Mountain is fierce - another 'cannibalism' has been differentiated..."

Li Yueshan's three heads, 'Master', 'Master', and 'Junior Brother', were able to communicate with Li Yueshan like a 'Junior Sister'.

Each of them is lingering with a faint charm,

But there is also a faint trace of anger and rhyme intertwined with each other,

strange state,
Whether they are human or cunning at the moment, only Li Yueshan knows in his heart.

Li Yueshan listened to the master's words, did not comment, and turned to look at the 'Junior Sister'.

His left thumb rests against the palm of his right hand,

The opposite 'Junior Sister' involuntarily let go of the rein,

Also place the thumb of the right hand against the palm of the left hand.

she raised her eyes,

Then I heard the senior brother asking her: "Junior sister, are what Master and the others are telling the truth? Did you lie to me?"

The junior sister paused in place,

Keeping the right thumb against the palm of the left hand, hanging on the chest,

He faltered and said: "They, most of what they said is true..."

"Before you go,

Swear with me in front of the soul-burning stove,
Two hearts know each other, blend like fire, and never deceive. "Li Yueshan looked at 'Junior Sister' gently, completely different from his irritable temperament, he continued to speak slowly, "So Junior Sister, you can't lie to me,

I won't lie to you either,

Right? "

"Senior Brother..." Skull looked up at Li Yueshan, and in those empty eye sockets, there was a light that lit up for a moment. As the light flickered, 'Senior Sister' also turned and said, "Senior Brother... the god you created not useless...

It is indeed not us who become gods...

But the body of Jinshan Ligui has been separated from us...

It only leaves the corners on us,

The main body received the incense,

Now it has become a god-the brocade mountain god is it! "

The words and words of the current 'Junior Sister' are more real than before, more like a real person!
Even if its shell rots,
But people can feel its vitality!

Tears glistened in Li Yueshan's eyes, with his thumb still resting on his palm, he said softly: "Junior Sister has worked hard, you have lived up to your promise, and Senior Brother will not let you down—"

He's still talking,
The 'Junior Sister' on the opposite side tore off a strand of withered, yellow, rotten hair from the top of her head,

Pass it to Li Yueshan,
In the empty eye sockets of 'Junior Sister',
The light fades away,

Before that bit of light was dimmed, it showed a terrifying smile on its face,

But it reminded Li Yueshan of the smiling face of his junior sister when she bid farewell to him: "Senior brother, fry us one more time, you need to be quicker, and then use all your strength to deal with the brocade mountain god—"

The light was dimmed.

Li Yueshan caught that strand of withered and yellow hair,

He stared blankly at the junior sister who had four heads on her shoulders.

The junior sister smiled softly, looking at the strands of hair in his hand: "What are you doing pulling other people's hair? Brother——"

Its voice changed,
A cold, resentful voice came out of his mouth: "Give me back my hair!!!"

The shriveled head opened its mouth wide,
Its mouth is black,
The mouth, which was originally only the size of a fist, suddenly expanded as it roared,
It is so big that it covers the figure of the 'Junior Sister',

Covering the heads of master, wife, and junior, it towered into a dark portal in mid-air,

These are two vermilion gates covered with mottled door nails. The plaques on the gates are covered by clouds, and it is difficult to see the writing on them.

There was a gap between the two doors,
A terracotta figurine maid poked her head out of the gap, pawing at the crack of the door with one hand, and stretching out the other, beckoning gently towards Li Yueshan.

Li Yueshan suddenly felt insane,
All around turned into colorful clouds, surrounding me and throwing myself towards that portal,

My body is getting lighter and lighter,
It seems to have grown feathers all over,
Wings were born and flew towards the portal.

The Zhumen cracked the gap,

There are female figurines protruding and waving inside the door-this kind of scene can often be seen in the tombs of some great nobles and high-ranking officials.

Behind those two rich doors,

It is where the fairyland is.

And the female terracotta figure poked her head out from the door and waved forward—it meant waving to the owner of the tomb, asking him to become a fairy!
but,

Li Yueshan, who had dealt with Li Gui many times, who was tolerated by his junior sister, understood,
When I saw this scene,

It means that the cunning that the junior sister accommodated is about to recruit his own soul and let him die instantly!
Those two rich doors, and the female figurine protruding from the gap between the rich doors, are the true form of this weird one!

Faced with such a situation, Li Yueshan did not panic.

He shouted angrily: "You couldn't tolerate me decades ago, can you tolerate me today?

Let me try your fineness! "

The master opened one hand and five fingers, suddenly wrapped the fist of his right hand, clasped his fist on his chest, and shouted angrily: "Wind! Wind! Wind!"

As he roared,
There seems to be a breeze blowing all around,

The breeze rushes,

Gradually become a hunting wind,

A whirlwind formed around Master!
He clasped his fingers together,
The folded palms are pushed straight forward,

Then shout: "Fire! Fire! Fire!"

hum-

As soon as the voice fell, the void behind him vibrated, as if it was slightly distorted by the fire,

Then there was a fluffy flame burning behind him,

driven by strong winds

The clusters of fireworks that were either golden-red or golden-yellow began to gather!
This ball of fireworks,
It is the master who opens temples in various places to pretend to be dirty. After each temple is opened, the temple will be returned to him.

Groups of fireworks, big or small,

Thirty or fifty regiments!

at this time,

Driven by the gale, clusters of firewood suddenly gathered together and formed a huge human figure!

The fireman stepped forward, and the raging fire flooded Li Yueshan's body, igniting his whole body,
In the blazing fire,

There are faintly visible divine cards!

'Stone Empress'...

'Bridge King Bodhisattva'...

'Horsehead God'...

'River fish master'...

One after another god cards shimmered in the flames,

Expanding the figure of the 'Fire Man' covering Li Yueshan's whole body,
The body of the 'tomb gate female figurine' who kept waving towards Li Yueshan leaned out of the door,

From mere heads and hands sticking out the door,
Leaning halfway out the door,

Until the whole body is completely out of the tomb door!
When she leaned out of the tomb door with her whole body, the whites of her eyes rolled up on her face covered with white powder, and she glared at Li Yueshan who was a dozen steps away—the 'fairy gate' had closed,
There's nothing she can do anymore,
It is impossible to really pull Li Yueshan into the door!
The 'female figurines at the tomb gate' stared at Li Yueshan,
Li Yueshan's figure was surrounded by firewood,

I feel that my originally light body has become heavy again.
Clustered around, the colorful clouds were ignited by the firewood and burned into billowing black smoke,

His figure fell downward in the black smoke,

There is still a vast void below.

The moment he felt a sense of falling—he returned to reality.

All the burning firewood is gone,
The Burning Man who covered himself and opened up the sky and the earth left no trace at all,
As if everything before was just a dream.

But Li Yueshan looked in front of him,

'Junior Sister' turned into the intact and youthful appearance in his dream again, seeing his heart throbbing, he grinned: "It's not as good as before,
In this way, when senior brother locks you up,
It's not that bad either. "

'Junior Sister' just laughed at this time,

no action,

Together with the other three heads on their shoulders, they looked at Li Yueshan together.

Li Yueshan took a deep breath, glanced at his junior sister again, then turned around abruptly, took out the old five-inner pot that was in the bag as a spare, and stuffed the lock of hair he got earlier into the mouth of the top pot,
Stuff the note into the tiger's mouth shaped like a black tiger's head,

The tiger's mouth interlocked,

The winding ink marks are listed on the paper strips that are gradually spit out by it.

The fate of six paths and three forks is displayed on the note.

Six, two, three.

This is a combination of the complete "Spiritualist-Grave Gate Female Figurines" contained by the "Junior Sister" and the combination of the master, wife, and younger brother who only retained a very small part of the split body of "Brocade Mountain Ligui". Fixed fate.

"Xiu Xiu, Gou Sheng,
You come to move the wood burning pot! "

Li Yueshan gave instructions to the two boys who hadn't looked back to check the movement,

He himself went into the python skin bag and poured out six taels of soul-receiving rice,
He was half out of the circle of fire,
Put the bowl of soul harvesting rice outside the circle.

The 'Junior Sister' who had been silent all this time looked down at the bowl of rice,

With the three heads on the shoulders looking at the bowl of rice,
Subsequently,

'She' stepped closer to the bowl of rice,
The figure turned into a puff of blue smoke,
Blend into the rice.

The bowl of rice immediately burst out with a cold breath, the rice grains continued to expand, and dark green mold spots began to cover the surface of the gradually steamed rice!
this time,
Gousheng brought firewood,
Xiuxiu heated up the oil pan.

The Zao team knows that today is very likely to face Li Gui,
Firewood and other things are naturally prepared in advance.

(End of this chapter)