my weird life.

Chapter 313 Paper Kite (12)

Su Wu, who was dressed in a black and gold costume with a flag on his back, led four horses wearing masks to carry the coffin, and walked slowly through the door.

The five figures together with the coffin faded suddenly,

It disappeared from the sight of everyone in the Cui residence.

Covered with the Taiji Liangyi Eight Diagrams, the altar of the "Shangqing Dharma Altar" is still in the center of the courtyard.

Five lanterns are suspended above the altar,

There is a chilly wind blowing around from time to time,
Remind everyone present,

After Su Wu and others entered the underworld,

The gate of Hades was opened, but not closed at this time.

The current Cui family mansion has changed from the safest place to the most dangerous place.

No one can be sure, if he is spinning in the yard, his next step will directly step into some invisible gullies and winding paths, and fall into the underworld.

But the Yinximaizao team is guarding here,

The guests of the Cui family in the hall had just witnessed this group of people throwing several people to the treacherous staff to 'eat' them, they were terrified in their hearts, and they would never dare to move without a group from the stove team speaking.

"Go away!

Don't get in the way here! "

Li Yueshan didn't want to see the expressions of these people, and waved at them impatiently.

All trembling,
Together with each other, head down carefully out of the house,
Then run wildly,

I don't want to stay here for a moment.

But for a moment,

Everyone in the hall left cleanly, Li Yueshan led a few disciples to search around the house, distributed the collected money to Cui Daren's 'family' in the backyard, and sent them all away.

In a blink of an eye,
Only the Yinximaizao team is left here,
As well as Xiangdi mother and son - Li Yueshan also divided their money and told them to flee for their lives, but the two refused to leave no matter what.

At this time, Xiangdi and Qingmiao set up another table in the yard,
Put the meals prepared by the back kitchen on the table,

But everyone in the kitchen team has no appetite to eat,
Everyone stood in front of the altar, all worried.

Li Yueshan didn't have much appetite for food, but his apprentices all looked at him, he sighed secretly, turned to the dining table, and said as he walked, "The Taoist priest said before he left,

This time, it was their Maoshan Wu elders who were still somewhat sane to carry the coffin,
There is generally no problem with going overcast.

Don't you all eat?
If you don't eat the good noodles, it will be wasted! "

"No problem at all...

Does that mean there might still be a problem? "Zhu'er's eyes were red, and she said softly, "What if... what should I do if I can't come back?" "

It always seemed unlucky for her to say these words now.

Li Yueshan wanted to scold her when he heard the words,
But when he looked down and saw Li Zhuer's tears rolling in his eyes, his heart softened a little, he took a white flour steamed bun in his hand, and said: "There is always a way, why do you want to do so much?
no more,
The old man goes down one more time,
Get them back! "

In fact, the most important advice the old Taoist priest gave before he left was to tell Li Yueshan that if no one returns within an hour, he should pack up his things and leave here.

If you go to the underworld to hunt people without fully preparing, it is very easy to take everyone's life!

"The leftover dog,
Go put another stick of incense in the censer,

Look at the incense in the censer, don't wait for it to burn out before thinking about continuing.

I’ll teach you how to turn on the two lamps on the altar later—it’s almost time for dinner, and there are still many things for you to do after dinner! "Li Yueshan ordered Gousheng to add incense to the incense burner,

Then he scolded all the disciples.

Zhu'er, Qingmiao, Xiuxiu and others stood guard around the altar,
After listening to Master's instructions, they set off for dinner.

In the past, when the kitchen team got together to eat, they always talked and laughed, and the meal was finished quickly.

But at the moment because of the lack of Su Wu,
Everyone is quite low,
The master didn't want to say anything more, he put down the bowl and chopsticks after hastily eating a bowl of rice, and asked Xiangdi, who was very cautious in the gloomy atmosphere: "The Cui family should have a lot of food left?

For such a large banquet, the prepared chicken, duck and fish must be indispensable. "

"Yes,
There are a lot of things piled up in the back yard, and they are thrown there. If you don’t eat them, you will waste them. Xiangdi replied with a nod, with distressed eyes—when those people ran away, they also ruined a lot of things in the backyard.

"Wait until it's over here,
Just share the things in the backyard with the surrounding people. "Li Yueshan said a few words to Xiangdi absent-mindedly,

Seeing that the disciples had finished their meal,
Put down the bowl and chopsticks and look at yourself,

It is natural to understand that they are thinking about other things in their hearts.

So he said to Xiangdi again: "You can cook some paste for us."

Xiangdi didn't understand what the boiled paste was doing at this time,
But the work is not difficult,

She nodded in agreement, and took the big pig to the backyard to prepare to go.

"Goushengzi, go find some bamboo strips, tear off some of the window paper, and paste some paper kites with glue later." Li Yueshan is used to finding Gousheng for these chores,

He gave the order with a serious expression, and Gou Sheng suddenly knew that this matter seemed simple, but in fact it might be related to such a big matter as the elder brother's misconduct,

Hastily and solemnly agreed, and turned to look for bamboo sticks.

"The two of you cleaned up the area in front of the altar, and cleaned up the corpse water and everything.

Go to the backyard and bring a stove over here,
Light the lifeguard. " Li Yueshan then said to Qingmiao and Zhu'er.

Qingmiao and Zhu'er immediately went down to prepare.

In a blink of an eye,
Li Yueshan and Xiuxiu were left in the front yard.

"Xiuxiu,

Stay here and don't run around. " Li Yueshan patted Xiuxiu's head, and turned around in the courtyard with his hands behind his back.
Not long after,

Gou Sheng came back with a handful of bamboo strips and window paper,

Then I went to look for my sister-in-law to ask for paste,

Li Yueshan dug up a basket of fine sand from nowhere, and after Qingmiao and Zhu'er had cleaned the open space in front of the "Shangqing Dharma Altar" and placed it on the stove lit with a life-protecting fire, he put the basket of dry fine sand The sand is spread before the hearth,
Called all the disciples over.

The master turned his head and looked at the half-burned candle, and said with all the disciples: "I have a method collected by the people here, which can slightly check the next journey of the people who have passed through the underworld, and whether they have encountered anything. difficulty.

when necessary,
Can help a little.

I have used this method once, and it works.

However, we need to work together, and remember not to relax our minds when encountering anything in the middle - once the mind is relaxed, we will definitely fall into the underworld.

Also you need to remember,
When someone next to you asks your name,
You tell it that you are the Kitchen God.

This method is very dangerous. After you think about it, tell Master. Do you want to use this method to take care of your elder brother?
In fact, we are staying here, for him, it is the best help.

any other means,
If we can't help him, we will put ourselves in instead.
On the contrary, it is a drag for him! "

After the master had spoken, he sat cross-legged in front of the fire, without looking at the disciples' reactions, took the bamboo sticks and paste from Gou Sheng, and pasted a few paper kites with window paper.

He pastes the kite,
The disciples also had a plan in mind.

"Let's try it, Master.

The disciple's life was brought back by the elder brother,

At this time, if he could do something for him, the disciple would not hesitate to die. "The first disciple to speak was Qing Miao.

Zhu'er followed closely behind, and responded: "I think the same as Senior Sister."

Gou Sheng followed suit and nodded,

Xiuxiu was still waiting to speak, but Li Yueshan pulled her aside: "If anything happens, our lineage will depend on you to pass on the incense, you stay here, Xiuxiu."

The master then distributed a few kites to the disciples,

Let them write their names on the kites,

pressed fingerprints,

then,

He took out a polished brass pipe from his pocket.

"Use the red thread on the side, tie one end to the kite, and the other end to each of your waists—tighten it!" Li Yueshan told the disciples solemnly.

Everyone obeyed.

Li Yueshan tied the kite for himself, took out the last paper kite,

Light up the pipe in your hand,

Said: "This pipe was made for the old man by your senior brother himself, so I used it to replace your senior senior brother."

talking,
He was about to tie his pipe to the last kite.

At this time,

Li Zhu'er took off the copper bracelet on her wrist, handed it to Li Yueshan, and said: "Master, it's better to use this bracelet, Elder Brother still left a word in the bracelet."

In fact, the things that Su Wu presented to everyone were all engraved with words,

But Li Zhuer immediately asked,

Where is the reason for Master not to agree?
he nodded,
Tie one end of the red string to the kite,

One end is tied to a bracelet.

"This method is called the 'Paper Kite's Method of Finding Yin and Crossing Fate'.

According to legend, during the Tang Dynasty,
There was a woman whose husband was taken to the underworld by Li Gui, and she used this method to bring him back.

It's hard to tell if the rumors are true or not.

But the method is always useful. " Li Yueshan smiled, stood up and walked towards the two lamps that were emitting red candles of blood, he continued, "The old man will re-ignite these two lamps first,
Then use this method,

Take a look at where your senior brother has gone now?

No matter what the result is, you all have to remember that before the two lights go out, you must cut the kite on your waist and break away from the connection with the underworld! "

The disciples all nodded in agreement.

Li Yueshan stood in front of those two candles,
Taking a new candle in each hand, the wick touches the two blood-red candles,

When the candle wick is about to touch the candle flame,
The blood-red candle flames suddenly reflected the surroundings into pitch blackness, a pair of miserable green palms protruded from the windy darkness, their fingers and claws covered the burning candle flames, trying to extinguish the flames!
"Humph!"

Master let out a cold snort!
Two groups of flames gushed out from under the nose, illuminating the darkness at once!

The pair of miserable green palms protruding from the darkness disappeared together with the darkness!
A pair of new candles crouched on the lampstand,

The flame of the white candle was red and red.

The master turned around and walked to the stove and sat down.
"Hand in hand."

He spoke in a low voice, stretched out his hand to grab Gou Sheng next to him,

Everyone did as they said, and sat around the open space with a layer of fine sand in front of the stove.

Li Yueshan picked up the copper bracelet,

Throw it quickly into the open space.

(End of this chapter)