my weird life

Chapter 306 Going Under Fire (22)

What are the consequences of laughing out loud?

A question instinctively appeared in Cui Daren's mind,
But he saw Duan Gong's serious face,

In the deep sunken eye sockets, a pair of cloudy eyes, at this time, the eyes were hooked on his mind like a hook. He immediately didn't dare to ask too much, put away the idea of ​​talking nonsense, and replied respectfully: "Disciple must remember !"

"You have not entered my door,

Claiming to be a disciple, do you want to dissipate the family wealth and ruin the family? Duan Gong glanced at him coldly.

His shoulders trembled, and he didn't dare to say more.

"Spit on the ground!" Duan Gong scolded him again.

Cui Daren finally came to his senses,
Quickly spit on the ground.

Indicates that what has been said previously does not count.

Duan Gong was so strict that Cui Daren couldn't help but feel uneasy - he had seen someone ask Duan Gong to perform a "Hundred Days of Exorcism" for his beloved son earlier, and the scene really caused a sensation.

Therefore, I also moved to invite Duke Duan to "reinforce the crossing of the dead" for the dead mother,
I thought it would be enough to find Duan Gong and give him money for this matter.

I didn't expect that there are so many details in it - the crossing of the dead can only be done if the dead is invaded and killed by Li Gui.
My mother died of illness,

It wasn't that he was "invaded and killed by Li Gui",
In this case, Cui Daren concealed it from Duke Duan.
Later, according to what he said about his mother being raped and murdered, he calculated the dates of "covering the coffin and rolling the nails" and "going out of the funeral" for his late mother, and asked him to choose people with different birth dates to preside over the funeral ceremonies. item.

He also complied.
Now it's really time to "refine the dead"
Cui Daren became frightened instead.

My mother must have been 'violently invaded and killed'. How would this situation affect the deceased's crossing?

When I heard many people bragging about the burial of their ancestors,

Invited Duke Duan to come to 'The Crossing of the Dead',
They are all safe and sound,
I should be fine, right?

One more yourself is not more,
It’s a lot less than myself—it’s a pity that I did it like this when my head was hot at the time, and I didn’t check the truth of what those bragging people said... But now I can’t regret it even more.

After a few words between Duan Gong and Cui Daren,

Then he went to the incense altar again, and chanted the mantra vaguely in the local dialect: "I invite the fairy master with the golden face and long teeth, and the fairy master with the silver face and long teeth, please come to the altar god's cigarette meeting—"

He wielded the odd-shaped brass weapon—Shi Dao in one hand, and picked up an iron seal on the incense altar with the word "Thunder Dusi" printed on it in the other hand. On a stack of yellow paper placed on the incense altar,

The stack of yellow paper was soaked in by the imprint in an instant,
Sheets of yellow paper suddenly flew up,
It spontaneously ignited in mid-air without fire!

follow closely,

A piece of clothes stacked on the incense altar seemed to be filled with air, and suddenly became swollen, and people stood up!

A set of masks on the table trembled and jumped,
Among them is a mask made of gold and silver, with three-eyed fangs 'popping' out of the tray,
It fell in front of Duan Gong!
"Gods are invited!"

"It's going to fire!"

The respected guests in the main hall were all amazed to see such a strange appearance.

Some people have already left their seats and walked outside the door to enjoy the 'Duangong Opera' up close.

Those who walked out of the door only dared to stay around the steps below the door, and did not dare to get too close to Duan Gong's altar.

They block the door,

Instead, it blocked the sight of other people in the room, causing a burst of dissatisfied scolding.

However, even if other people in the room shouted and cursed,

The people outside didn't even have the slightest intention to let the door open.

as a last resort,
More and more people gathered towards the door.

Su Wu's sight was also blocked.

He took a deep breath,

Except for the smell of the mixture of the smell of pigs and incense becoming a little stronger, no other abnormal changes were noticed during this period.

At this time, Li Yueshan saw him stretching his neck and looking out the door,
He smiled and said: "If you want to see it, you can go outside the door. Duke Duan invites God, it's just a Nuo opera, it's okay."

"Could it be possible to invite the gods?

Are there really gods in the world? "Su Wu thought about it in his heart, and asked his master.

Master patted the old Taoist next to him on the shoulder, then pointed to the old Taoist and asked Su Wu: "When this old Taoist was not insane, if he was caught by the outside world and was seen by ordinary people, do you think the common people would regard him as a fool?" What?"

Su Wu hesitated for a moment when he heard the words, and replied: "Do you think he is a god?"

"Extremely extreme!" The old Taoist nodded repeatedly.

Li Yueshan curled his lips, but he did not deny Su Wu's words, and said, "His method seems to be superb, so what is it if he is not a god? Maybe the first fairy in the world actually mastered some kind of secret method that mortals have not mastered." people."

"As for God...

The Stone Lady in the Temple of the Stone Lady,
It's tricky in your eyes,

In the eyes of passers-by villagers who don't know the inside story, is it god or deceit? "Master asked Su Wu again.

"……is God."

"now it's right!
You know the inside story, and understand that the so-called god is a trick.

You don't know what's going on right now,
I don't know the truth of the truth,
So even if he invites a ghost right now, you will only treat it as a god. "Li Yueshan was talking, and snatched the last fennel bean on the plate.

Su Wu was silent.

This is actually very different from the answer he wants to get.

God sent the so-called 'please God',
In fact, please trick yourself.

Duan Gong's "ask God" may also be a reason.

only now,

He didn't notice the existence of the slightest strange rhyme, but from Duan Gong and those horse feet, he smelled a very strong mixture of incense and pig's smell.

Is this the smell of God?

"I'll go out and have a look." Su Wu stood up and said to Master.

Without waiting for Li Yueshan to reply, Zhu'er also stood up: "Master, I will go out with senior brother to have a look!"

Master smiled,

Looking at the eyes of the two people became more and more joyful: "Go, go!

Don't get too close! "

Qing Miao sat on Master's right hand, lowered her head, and twirled the thimble in the other hand with her slender fingers. She also wanted to go out to have a look, but Eldest Brother and Zhu'er went out together.
She couldn't follow along.

"Master, I also want to go out and have a look..." Gou Sheng said.

"Don't you think you've lived too long,
You want to go out and see? ! " Li Yueshan stared at Gousheng.

Gou Rang scratched his head resentfully,

If you don't mention anything else, go out and have a look.

Su Wu and Li Zhu'er walked through the crowd one after the other, and stood outside the door.

Li Zhuer is next to Su Wu,

Looking at the fireballs ignited by balls of yellow paper fluttering around the Duan Gong altar, I was both excited and nervous.

She looked at the people around her and said in a soft voice: "Eldest brother, did you smell it just now? It smells so strong of pig's blood and incense."

Su Wu observed Duan Gong's methods,

The other party has already taken off the flowery gown covering his body,

Instead, he put on the red robe that seemed to be filled with air, picked up the half-gold, half-silver hideous mask with a pair of fangs growing out of its mouth, put it on, stopped chanting incantations,
Instead, holding the teacher's knife and Faling, he jumped up and down on the spot,

It's like dancing.

Jingle, jingle!
"Woo ha ha ha—"

"Hee hee ha ha—"

From the male mouth, two completely different voices came out at the same time, one was rough and thick, and the other was thin and light!
Su Wu felt the more and more intense smell surging from Duan Gong's body,
see in the eyes,

The opponent's body was suddenly covered with a layer of black and red fire!
At this time,

Duan Gong suddenly stopped moving,

Stand still.

Su Wu looked sideways at Li Zhu'er and replied, "Yes. Why can you smell that smell?"

"I……"

Li Zhuer saw that the senior brother was not thinking about her at this time,

She snorted softly, and didn't tell the senior brother about her situation anymore, but instead said: "Senior senior brother, that Duan Gong—a fire is burning on his body, it's black and red,

can you see it "

"You can actually see it?" Su Wu looked at Li Zhu'er in surprise.

He speculated that the reason why he could smell such a strong smell and see the flame that others couldn't see was either because he had controlled Li Gui, or because of his own destiny.

Now Pearl was in the same condition as he was,
But the other party did not tolerate Li Gui,

Then the reason is probably because of 'fate'.

Pearl recited the four mantras taught to her by her master, and she escaped from the treacherous level, maybe it was because she possessed some kind of special destiny!
"Ugh-"

While Su Wu was thinking about it,

A low-pitched horn sound suddenly sounded from the ears.

He followed the reputation,
Then he saw Duan Gong who had been standing still for more than ten breaths, now he picked up the horn on the table and blew it suddenly!
With the sound of the horn, Su Wu faintly felt that the gold and silver fang mask on Duan Gong's face also trembled and squirmed, as if it had turned into a layer of real skin, tightly attached to Duan Gong's face,
then,

A bloodstain suddenly split between the eyebrows of the mask,
The gurgling blood seeped from between the brows, spreading all over the mask!

Duan Gong put down the horns,

Turning to look at Cui Daren, the hoarse voice before finally came out of his mouth: "Come, you walk with me into the flames."

"I, I walk into the sea of ​​fire with you?!" The fat on Cui Daren's face trembled, he looked at Duan Gong's mask of gold and silver fangs that looked like evil, and looked at the spread out in front of the coffin,
The pot of fire that spreads all the way to the mourning hall,

His calves started to tremble!

"Since it is for the dead,
Of course, her flesh and blood is needed to attract her sexual soul—I will do the matter of saving the soul, but you need to do the matter of summoning the soul—if you don’t do it, the corpse in the coffin will definitely be a fraud ! "

Duan Gong stared at Cui Daren coldly,
His eyes are no longer cloudy, and there is a kind of cold indifference, like a machine-like cold feeling.

"That fire, that fire will burn me to death!" Cui Daren looked at the coffin behind him, and then at the raging fire, You Zi hesitated, his whole fat face was distorted!

"Won't,
Remember what I just said,

As long as you don't laugh, tell the relatives guarding in front of the mourning hall not to laugh,
This fire cannot burn you. "

"I ordered them!"

"That's good,

Come. " Duan Gong stretched out a withered palm to Cui Daren.

Cui Daren trembled violently a few times,
Finally, under the real threat of 'the old mother in the coffin will cheat the corpse', he grabbed Duan Gong's extended palm,
he made up his mind,
Once he realized that the fire would damage him, he would let go immediately!

(End of this chapter)