my weird life

Chapter 302 Maoshan Witch Cult (22)

The sky gradually brightened.

Xiangdi got up, washed her face, greeted Su Wu and Gou Sheng, and then prepared breakfast in the woodshed.

Nowadays, people eat two meals a day, but because the master has already paid for it, Xiangdi's family eats three meals with the help of the stove team.

Breakfast is nothing special,
Each person only has a bowl of thick porridge, which is served with yesterday's freshly pickled vegetables.

While Xiangdi was cooking porridge and soup,
Everyone in the stove team got up one after another,

Even the old Taoist didn't sleep late in the morning, and had breakfast with everyone.

After dinner,

Lao Dao began to teach the Zao team to practice kung fu.

Fists and feet seem ordinary,

However, in the eyes of Su Wu who has practiced 'Soldier Boxing Boxing' and 'Beast Shape Boxing', it is indeed a good set of kung fu that can be used to fight and kill the enemy, and every move and every blow is solid.

After Su Wu followed suit, he could play well.

So I was ordered by the master to go back to the house to catch up on sleep.

He told the master that there was a can of boiled "blood-activating medicinal soup" in the firewood room, which could allow the younger brothers and sisters to drink a bowl each after practicing Kung Fu, and then go back to the house to rest.

"This kid...

The medicinal soup was originally used for horse mules to invigorate the blood, but now the dose has been adjusted, but it can also be drunk by humans..." Li Yueshan looked at the back of the eldest disciple, muttered a few words, and then followed the disciples to practice the old way Professor Kung Fu.

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"Putting Mud to Send Soldiers Sword Art".

Sitting on the kang, Su Wu opened the thin booklet given to him by the old Taoist priest.

There is not much text in the beginning,
I only drew a picture,

It is a peach tree with very few branches and leaves, only some peach pits hanging on it.

There is a small amount of text below.

'Choose the sword material.

Choose the core of peach trees more than ten years old as the base material, so that the peach trees will not be picked in the same year, and the fruits will be weathered and shrunk, leaving only the peach stones on the branches.
Transplant it in the land of many thunder clouds and miasma,

Struck by lightning, infiltrated by wind and smoke,
cut down the tree,
Take the wood core and cut it into a three-foot wooden sword by yourself. '

The second and third pages introduce the "practice" of sword materials.

That is, after the peach tree core is cut into a wooden sword, it is necessary to undergo a "corpse sacrifice". The peach wood sword is used as a "corpse" and enshrined in the altar, and amulets are drawn to summon spirits. .

Since then,

On the mahogany sword, there are criss-cross textures like plexus of gradually growing blood vessels.

Then use the 'soldier sacrifice'.

It is to select hundreds of ancient swords with more than ten years of battlefield blades to form a "sword pool".

Draw the same talisman, summon the killing breath of the ancient sword, sacrifice the mahogany sword inserted in the pool,

After this step,

The mahogany sword will be 'colored'.

The highest grade is the color of gold and copper, and there is a clanging sound when flicking the sword,
The middle is the color of crimson, the wooden sword can cut wood,
The bottom is a dim yellow color, and the effect is poor.

After going through the 'two sacrifices', this sword can be considered to be truly refined, and it can become a high-quality magic weapon, which is listed in the 'Altar of Law'. At this point, this sword can guard Li Gui and use strange power Yu Jian.

Only by refining this sword,

Only then can we really start the practice of "Putting Mud to Send Soldiers Sword Art".

The word 'chaoni' in this set of sword formulas can be extended to mean 'chatting mud to fix the wind, searching for dragons to tap acupuncture points',
The sword is about to be inserted into the dragon's lair of the mountains and rivers,

Then it can gather gas and store wind, and mobilize the power of mountains and rivers for its own use.
A sword is like a big mountain, a big river, so guarding Li Gui is no problem.

And the meaning of the word "send troops",
Literally.

This sword is listed in the altar,

Drawing amulets to summon spirits, you can guard the fierceness between mountains, rivers and rivers for your own use and be driven by yourself!

Su Wu read all the content in this thin booklet,
What is certain is that the "Sword Jue of Inserting Mud and Sending Soldiers" must be a core method in the Maoshan Wu sect to which Lao Dao belongs. This method involves many things and forms a complete system. After practice, it is extremely powerful.
It can even be compared with the system of the Kitchen God Sect, even better!
but,

Su Wu couldn't practice this sword formula.

It is precisely because this sword formula is the core of a deception system, and it involves many other aspects of the system,

Only when the conditions are perfect can he start practicing.

for example,

It is mentioned in the sword formula that if you want to forge a real mahogany sword, you need the cooperation of the "altar".
even,
Want to manipulate the fierceness between the mountains and rivers,
It is also necessary to list the magic sword in the altar, and cooperate with various spells, magic tools, and tokens to 'send troops'!
The altar is the core element of practicing this sword formula.

Su Wu speculates,

I want to get the inheritance of the Dharma Altar,

It is only possible to worship under the Maoshan Wumen!
It's no wonder that the old Taoist was so generous, he was able to give Su Wu the core method of the Maoshan Witch Sect - it was because Su Wu had no Dharma inheritance, so he deliberately threw out this method in order to lure Su Wu into taking the bait. Join the Maoshan Witch Sect!
This old man, just as the master said, looks like he has lost his memory and is dumbfounded, but he is actually a very smart man!

Worshiping Maoshan witch religion is different from worshiping as an apprentice under the seat of an old Taoist.

The former is equivalent to having to separate from the Kitchen God Sect,

In the future, they can only be disciples of the Maoshan Witch Sect.

The latter is not so strict, it all depends on the intention of the two masters.

It is impossible for Su Wu to worship the Maoshan Witch Cult,
In this way, it has failed Master's intention to establish himself as the next generation of stove masters.

But it is impossible for him not to practice the "Sword Art of Inserting Mud and Sending Soldiers"!

——Such a complete and powerful system for controlling tricks, it is impossible for him to reject it!

At the moment, Su Wu naturally has no way to obtain the 'Dharma Altar Inheritance'.

but,

After returning to reality,

With the cooperation of the big platform of the Weird Countermeasures Department, how difficult is it for him to worship a certain sect of the Taoist sect and inherit the inheritance of its altar?Maybe, you can also collect several altars!

Dharma altars are passed down orderly in Taoist sects,

The strange recovery of reality,

They will definitely recover together and restore their previous blessings!

Su Wu put away the "Sword Art of Putting Mud and Sending Soldiers" carefully, and he had written down all the contents on it.

At this time,

With his hands behind his back, the old Taoist wobbled into the room,

Seeing Su Wu's movement of folding the booklet,

His eyes lit up,
Walking a few steps to the top of the kang, looking at the silent Su Wu, he said, "Do you want to learn this sword formula? If you want to learn it, come back to Maoshan Wu with me?"

Su Wu looked up into the eyes of the old man,
The eyes are as calm as a mirror lake, reflecting the face of the old Taoist: "Master Dao, have you lost your memory, or have you never lost your memory at all, and you are just pretending to be crazy here?"

"what……

What did you say?I don't understand, don't understand. "The old man shook his head again and again, showing a look of bewilderment.

"The Taoist priest is obviously a high-skilled master of the Maoshan witch, so he must hold a very important position in this religion.

Thinking about coming to Maoshan Wu, there are also many affairs that need to be handled by the Taoist priest.

But the Taoist leader hangs around in a small team like ours, and he doesn't want to return to the sect...

Could it be that something major happened in the Taoist sect? "Su Wu looked at the old man expressionlessly, and spoke slowly.

The old man listened to what he said,

I was stunned,
Then he said blankly, "I don't understand, I don't understand..."

As he said that, he was about to leave with his hands behind his back.

"The Taoist priest appeared in the tricky pass, maybe he didn't enter by mistake,

But to enter it intentionally—is it for the ghost craftsman?Want to control it, use it to sew the power of fate, and intend to return to the original religion to sew what?
People say that Feng Shui Dragon Vein is the Qi of heaven and earth,
The fate of people also depends on the fate of heaven and earth. This "sword of inserting mud and sending soldiers" looks like the supreme method of mobilizing Fengshui dragon veins-could it be someone-maybe it is a cunning, occupying and motivating the ancestors of Maoshan shamanism. Ting Longmai,
The Taoist priest went to the treacherous pass to find the ghost craftsman,

It is precisely to use it to sew a ninety-two-nine fate,
With this human destiny, against the dragon veins of the earth? ! "

The old Taoist froze when he was about to walk out of the house.
for a few seconds,

It seemed that he wanted to turn around and say something to Su Wu,
But in the end, without saying anything, he still walked out of the house!

Su Wu sat on the kang, thoughtful.

At this time,

There was a commotion outside the house,
"Is sister-in-law at home?
We are the servants of Cui's house in the town, and we are here to let you know that Mr. Cui's mother is gone today.
We all belong to the same surname,

So, Mr. Cui, please go over later to see grandma for the last time. "A rather thick male voice sounded in the yard, startling the barking of dogs, "Why do you have so many dogs in your family?

We'll take one back later,
It is a little thought from you to Master Cui..."

"That's not my dog,
That's someone's dog, someone's dog..." Xiangdi's timid voice sounded, "I, I'll go to Brother Cui's house later, you guys go, that's really not my dog..."

"Could you be using these people to prevaricate Master Cui?!

Sister-in-law, it's just a dog, what's the use of keeping it?
Wang Er, Li Gou, go and catch the taller dog and bring it to the house, and say it's a gift from his sister-in-law, and stew it with dog meat—"

"I'll fuck your mother's hair!"

At this time, the master's angry shout suddenly sounded,
Then there was the sound of sticks being danced;

The sound of hitting the flesh;

a scramble of footsteps;
the sound of clubs dancing;
The wailing of several men.

When Su Wu walked out of the house,
Then I saw Master whipping a tall and strong man on the back with a wooden stick,
Zhu'er, Qing Miao and the others held sticks one after another, and restrained the rest of the men,

The master stepped on the man's face, and his face was full of anger: "You donkey fucker--she told you that this is my dog, and you still want to take it away.

What are you? !
I can't even open my mouth to eat a dog,

You open your mouth to take one away? !
I should have killed you! "

As he spoke, he raised the stick violently. The man was so frightened that he trembled all over. Seeing that the stick was about to fall on his head, if the stick fell, his brains would be blown out!
He immediately screamed: "Grandpa, spare your life, grandpa, spare your life, the villain has eyes that don't know Taishan, offended you!

Forgive me, Grandpa! "

Woo!
The stick beats the air with a dull whistling sound,
Finally, it hit the mud next to the man, splashing mud all over the man's face.

"Running into other people's homes, without even asking, but grabbing other people's dogs and eating them—your master is not a good guy if you teach such a slave!
Want to Di!

What kind of dog丨fuck丨 Mr. Cui,

Is it the Landlord Cui who made you lose your job? "Master tilted his head and asked Xiangdi, who was stunned beside him,
I also saw the eldest disciple standing at the door of the house.

Xiangdi was stunned and didn't respond.

On the other hand, the big pig she was holding was full of eyes, and said again and again: "Yes, it is his family! Cui Taiyu's family, Cui Taiyu is Uncle Cui Daren's youngest son!"

"Oh, I see……"

Li Yueshan has gone through the world,
He hadn't even heard Xiangdi talk about this before, but when he thought about it, he had already reacted.

"Big pig is a good kid, I will protect your mother from now on!"

Master turned back,

Staring at the tall and strong man coldly, he said: "Look at this posture, your master sent you here to collect money, right? His mother is dead, so it is convenient for him to collect funeral ceremonies everywhere?

Is it impolite to only accept funeral ceremonies and not hold banquets?

Is there a banquet at his house? "

"There is a table, there is a table!

It's time for a banquet! The tall and strong man spoke out quickly, for fear that if he answered slowly, the stick that landed in front of his nose would hit him in the face.

"That!"

Li Yueshan took out a few seeds from his bosom, sprinkled them on the face of the tall and strong man,
Said: "This is the funeral ceremony of Xiangdi's family!

Now show me the way, let's go to your master's house,

Go eat at his mother's table! "

(End of this chapter)