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Chapter 276 The Ma Mule Pregnant (22)

Chapter 276 The Ma Mule Pregnant (22)

The mutton soup is very delicious,

At the same time, the smell of mutton is slightly stronger.
Those who like it will love this bowl of mutton soup very much.
People who hate it will cover their noses and walk away when they see the mutton soup shop.

Nowadays, for poor people, it is a great enjoyment to eat a bite of meat, but it doesn't matter if it tastes bad or not.

All the disciples in the kitchen class ate deliciously,

Su Wu is no exception.

—He also liked to drink mutton soup.

Break up the sesame seed cakes and soak them in the soup. There is still no trace of chili peppers at present. Su Wu felt very sorry that he could not sprinkle some lamb oil chili peppers in the lamb soup. Eat the lamb lung with one chopstick,

Instead, they drank a glass of wine together, and the flushed master said, "Master, I wanted to ask you last night—is there still such a person who chases away the morticians nowadays? They are everywhere, and they chase those corpses. Aren't they afraid of attracting severe evil?" sly?"

Dead people, barren villages, graves, mass graves and other places also attract fierce treachery,
Not just empty words.

But there is something.

Although the reason for this is difficult to understand, it is always good for people to avoid these things.

Therefore, Su Wu couldn't figure out why there was such a profession as a mortician?
Others wish they could hide from Li Gui,
They just drove the corpses around, deliberately attracting Li Gui?

If there is nothing wrong with the world,
That's all these people do.

But now it is clearly a strange world, and the strange attack incident is something that exists in the memory of many people-if this is the case, it will not be justified.

Even with the temptation of money,

Then you have to have your life to collect it!
"Most mortician artisans with loose connections come from western Hunan,

Since ancient times, there have been many miasmas in Xiangxi, and strange phenomena such as grass 丨 ghosts 丨 women and fallen cave girls often occur here.

And these scattered morticians are also poor people.

They were entrusted by Li Gui accidentally, their parents and relatives abandoned them,

In order to find a way to survive, he guarded the Yizhuang where the corpses were parked for the local people, and settled down in a place where ordinary people would not want to stay longer.

Over time,
The morticians found out,
The corpse aura emanating from the corpses in Yizhuang is very effective in suppressing the strangeness in their bodies.

Those who died in foreign lands were especially deadly.

Yes,

These initial morticians drove corpses to various places, they could not only collect a commission from the master, but also use the dead breath emitted by the corpse to suppress the Li Gui in the body, and the inheritance will continue in the future, the professor is also trapped by Li Gui disciple,

Yi Zhuang in various places communicates with each other,
Eventually formed today's 'scattered contacts'. "

Li Yueshan drank a few sips of mutton soup, and then had a few words with Su Wu.

Drank half a bowl of mutton soup,

After eating two sesame seed cakes, he finally finished his speech.

"I see."

Su Wu suddenly nodded.

According to what the master said, if he accommodates two ghosts in his body like himself, he should be able to worship the scattered contacts and drive him under the door of the mortician, and follow them to learn how to use corpse energy to suppress the ghosts in his body.

"The corpse of the dead is unlucky after all,

Isn't the mortician who drives away corpses all the year round, travels everywhere, and has scattered connections, not afraid of attracting sneakiness? " Su Wu asked thoughtfully.

"They have been passed down since the Song Dynasty,
Presumably there is a way to circumvent Li Gui.

This is a family secret,
I don't know much about the old man. "Li Yueshan drank the last sip of wine with a 'ziliu' sound, ate the haggis at the bottom of the bowl with a few chopsticks, looked at the disciples,
Most of the disciples had finished their food before him.

Only Su Wu and the two women ate slower.

He knocked on the cigarette pot in dissatisfaction, and said to Su Wu: "Hurry up and eat, don't just talk too much!

I just found out,

Every time you eat much slower than others,
At your age, you should gobble your meals,
Don't you feel hungry after eating so slowly? "

"What's the matter with the Maoshan witch's mortician?" Su Wu quickly asked again, then held up the sea bowl, and immediately said, "You talk, I eat, and when you finish talking, I will finish eating too! "

Master glared at Su Wu,
Didn't say anything else,

He directly talked about the "Maoshan witch": "The Taoist priests of the Qing Dynasty in Maoshan, combined with the local shamanism in Maoshan, are called 'Maoshan witches'.

Taoist priests of this line are proficient in witchcraft,
He also practices Taoism and is also a powerful character.

Maoshan's mortician, also known as 'Mountain Taoist'.

This is not to say that their Taoism and witchcraft can move mountains,
Rather, they are good at finding a place to gather energy and store wind among the ups and downs of the mountains.

The so-called exorcism of the Taoists who move mountains,

In fact, it is a practice of theirs.

This 'corpse' is not a dead body,
It's their disciples, or the elders of the teacher.

Bury the 'corpse' in the place where the energy gathers and stores the wind,

Help the 'corpse' practice!
This "corpse" can be the descending of the gods, or the manifestation of the ancestors. It is to investigate the past and use "fake" to cultivate the truth.

——The old man only knows so much.

If you have a chance to meet the mountain-moving Taoist priests of Maoshan Wu, you can ask them yourself-but whether they are willing to talk to you is another matter.

In fact, there are many connections between Taoism and witchcraft in various places.

For example, the art of shamanism is similar to that of Fushi, stiff horse's feet, and insanity asking Yin.

the more you understand,
The more you can find that some of their rituals are very similar. "

The master looked at the ignorant eyes of the eldest disciple,

He said again: "There will always be a chance to understand in the future, now, hurry up and drink your mutton soup!
It's all cold,
Waves are not wasted! "

Su Wu didn't dare to say any more, and swallowed the mutton soup with his head buried in a snort.

The mutton soup is very delicious,

It's a pity that he was busy asking questions, but he didn't taste much.

had breakfast,

Li Yueshan took a few copper coins from the mutton soup restaurant, and then he had to allow everything to be placed in their shop.
In this way, a group of people can travel lightly,
According to the instructions of the shopkeeper,
Went to the livestock market in the east.

Now,

Not long after the animal market started,
The dealers rushing to sell the animals for money have already tied the animals to the stakes around the market,

There are many fewer people who come to the livestock market to hang out.

Most people come here,

It is really necessary to buy a livestock to go back.

In this place, the smell of fishy smell and excrement from all kinds of animals is extremely strong. If it is not for the selection of animals, no one would be willing to linger in this place for a long time.

In the livestock market,
Mostly donkeys, oxen, and sheep,

There are fewer big mules, but seven or eight can be seen.

"Moo-"

"Ah-uh-ah-uh-"

"Hey 哕哕哕......"

The sounds of all kinds of animals, mixed with a strong smell of fishy smell, rushed straight to the faces of the stove team.

Master carries a small burden on his back,

Walk freely along the back-shaped piles,

From time to time, the dealer asks the dealer to open the mouth of an animal to look at the teeth, raise the hooves to look at the hooves, lift up the tail to look at the dung gate,

He evidently had some experience in buying large cattle,
Otherwise, I wouldn't go straight to the city after eating somewhere.

Li Yueshan not only asked about the price of the mules,
They will also ask about the prices of donkeys and cattle.

Su Wu followed behind him,
When those cows saw him, they all fluttered their ears and squeezed towards him, so that Li Yueshan couldn't help but said in surprise: "Are you a grass?

Why do these cattle like it so much? "

"..."

I checked all the mules in the market,

Li Yueshan didn't even hit a single target.

"They are all donkeys and mules. In fact, donkeys and mules can also be used. They are enough to pull carts, and their endurance is stronger than donkeys or horses.

But these donkeys and mules here either have pus on their hooves, or have something wrong with their stomach and intestines, or are too old. If you want to use them, you have to treat them and get medicine first. "

He shook his head again and again, dissatisfied with the situation, but there was nothing he could do.

People who sell large animals within a hundred miles have gathered here,
So I still can't think of the livestock I want to buy,
Then you can only settle for the next best thing.

"It's not bad to have a few donkeys here,
Otherwise, let's buy a donkey first? " Li Yueshan asked for the opinions of his disciples, mainly looking at Su Wu.

Su Wu said: "You might as well buy two donkeys,

A jackass, a she-ass,
Let them help pull the cart.

They can also be bred to breed cubs in the future. "

"It's more than March now,

Seeing that it is entering April, it is not far from the time when the donkey is in heat.

so,
They are matched on the road,
How many donkeys will you take care of? "Li Yueshan cast a sideways glance at this disciple who didn't understand common sense.

Su Wu opened his mouth,

Nothing to say.

finally,
Li Yueshan spent five taels of silver,

Bought a big green donkey.

When the donkey is vigorous and capable, his temper is also gentler.

After eating a few handfuls of hay that Zhuer handed to it, he was happily taken away by the stove team.

"After all, a donkey is no match for a mule,

There are not many goods, we still have to do our best..."

While walking outside the fence, Li Yueshan talked to his apprentices.

They haven't come out of the fence yet,

exit,
A big black-faced man led a big animal that was also shiny black and came in along the aisle of the fence.

See that big beast,
Li Yueshan's eyes were startled.

——The animal led by the black-faced man is a big horse mule!

However, the mule's belly was a bit bulging,
It was as if she was pregnant.

Horse mules are not like donkey mules, they should be sterile at all.

But now this horse and mule seems to be pregnant with a cub? !

"Is this horse mule for sale?"

Li Yueshan stopped the strong man and asked a question.

"Sell!

15 taels! "

The black-faced burly man directly offered a price that far exceeded that of ordinary mules, seeing Li Yueshan frowned, he quickly added: "My mule is pregnant with a cub!

When it gives birth to a cub, that cub can be sold for money! "

"The hen can also lay eggs,
If you buy a hen, don't you have to count the eggs it lays every day? "Li Yueshan's words made the other party speechless.

Then he looked at the mare mule, which was strong and strong, not inferior to the big stallion,

Then he said: "What's more,

Everyone knows that mules can't give birth.

Who knows what kind of freak is in the belly of your mule?

If you can't give birth, you will have a miscarriage.
If a freak is born..."

"If you don't want to buy,

I find someone else to sell it! "The black-faced man couldn't bear his face when he said it, so he led the horse mule and walked into the fence.

"Eh,

take it easy

How about I give you nine taels of silver to buy this horse mule?
You must know that this mule can't give birth to cubs, but it is pregnant with cubs, this is not a good omen..."

"Nine taels is too low,

I can only give you 14 halves at least! "

"Stop talking nonsense,

Let me give you a sincere price, ten taels, okay?No matter, we have a good donkey anyway. "

"...

You add some more, 11 taels! "

"Twelve or three dollars!"

"Come together, let's make it whole, twelve and a half, okay?"

"Row!"

in this way,

When the Yinximai Stove team walked out of the animal market,
There was already a great mule,

A little green donkey.

The master then led the disciples to the oil shop to buy oil,
Buy some food for home use,
Finally went to the pharmacy.

(End of this chapter)

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