my weird life

Chapter 19 The Art of Talking

Su Wu noticed that the official name of the simulator for Lantern Gui is 'Eye Gui'.

This title does not seem appropriate at first glance.

Why does the simulator refer to the red lanterns all over the sky as "sly eyes"?
Are those red lanterns strange eyes?

If the red lanterns that cover most of the city and even the entire Mingzhou City are filled with a strange eye, how big should it be?

Or is this weirdness itself made up of countless lanterns?
An indescribable shadow was entrenched in Su Wu's heart, he shuddered, threw all kinds of guesses out of his mind, and stopped his wild thoughts.

He looked at the dial again.

This time, among the item options that can be brought out in the simulated future, there is no big rooster that has been caught by Su Wu.

I don't know if it's because the big rooster is a living creature, or because although he caught the big cock, the simulator still doesn't judge the chicken as his property.

Among the items that can be taken out this time are all the things that Su Wu carried with him before.

Wallets, mobile phones, gold, etc.

The simulator gives extremely harsh exchange ratios for gold, silver, currency, etc. that can be circulated.

For example, to bring out one gram of gold requires three hundred analog coins.

Bringing out three hundred-yuan banknotes also requires three hundred simulated coins.

As far as the current stage is concerned, the value of 300 analog coins is far more than 3 yuan, and it is impossible to exchange even [-] yuan for Su Wu.

Except for these currencies that can be circulated, the simulator has a relatively loose exchange rate for other items.

But Su Wu didn't need those things now, so he skipped this option.

The batch of candles that Su Wu bought outside had been used up. The last time he rushed to the girl by force and took away her pet.

Next time you can't be so reckless, at least you have to save that girl.

——If she died, the big cock would most likely die soon too.

So Su Wu decided to take a break tonight, and start the simulation after buying candles tomorrow.

After so many simulations in a row, his mental pressure is also extremely high, and he needs to rest to relieve it.

……

On the 14th, the weather was fine.

The yellow water stains on the wall continued to deepen, and the mold stains continued to thicken and began to spread throughout the room.

Su Wu's room was filled with boxes and boxes of candles.

Each box of candles is forty centimeters long, almost as thick as a drinking glass.

He sat at the already messy desk, carefully observed the map of Mingzhou City, and picked up a pen from time to time to outline the path on the map.

After a long time, Su Wu put the map into his backpack, and thought: "Start the simulation!"

"Welcome to Perfect Life Simulator!"

"Your wallet balance is 816 yuan jade, and personal life simulation consumes 1 yuan jade."

"Whether to consume yuan jade to bring real items into the simulation game."

"Yes." Su Wu chose to bring the Emperor Bell and a box of candles into the simulation.

One Yuanyu is required to bring a candle into the simulation.

And to bring a box of candles into it, you need five yuan jade—a box contains twenty candles.

Get ready.

The darkness covered in an instant.

When Su Wu regained consciousness, he was already in the small temple.

The flame on the lampstand burned silently, and it seemed to need no fuel to keep it bright.

Or maybe the fuel was something Su Wu couldn't see.

Being in the temple, Su Wu felt a sense of security in his heart, but he had no time to enjoy this stability. First, he took out the candles that were specially taped in the box, and picked up the mobile phone on the ground to check the time.

It is ten forty-three at night.

There are still twelve minutes until the critical moment of 55:[-].

Below the time displayed on the screen, there are messages that invite you to join the work group that are constantly popping up.

Su Wu ignored those weird invitation messages and put the phone in his pocket.

Then he lit a candle and held it in his hand, carried the bundle of nineteen spare candles on his back, and hung the imperial clock around his neck. When the neon lights were shining, he ran out of the small temple.

The Emperor Bell has no effect on 'Eye Sly'.

Although he started the simulation from the small temple in the archive, the Shadow Sly was isolated from the influence of the Eye Sly, and it was impossible to appear here.

But Su Wu insisted on spending one yuan jade to bring the Emperor Bell into the game, and what he had to guard against was not only the ghosts, but also other ghosts that might wander around Mingzhou City.

For example, there are strange job groups that will appear at any time.

Under the premise of ensuring that the candle would not be blown out, Su Wu rushed to the car with the fastest speed, opened the door, pulled out the headless corpse, squatted down the candle, turned the car key, and started the car in one go.

The car starts smoothly and accelerates gradually.

The engine roared, and the scene on both sides of the vehicle turned into colorful bands of light.

Veteran Driver (Green): You are proficient in various ground vehicles with steering functions, can pass through various dangerous road conditions proficiently, and fully utilize the performance of the vehicle.

Su Wu used the last green talent upgrade spell for the old driver's talent.

It has to be said that the gap between white talent and green talent is visible to the naked eye.

On the ground at present, whether it is a car, an armored vehicle, a bicycle, an electric vehicle, or even livestock such as cattle and horses, as long as they have the ability to steer and are ground vehicles, Su Wu can control them perfectly!

Cars are racing on the road.

At ten forty, Su Wu had already turned around the intersection where RT-Mart was located.

At this time, the neon is still shining, and the omen of the strange world has not yet appeared.

Su Wu saw a figure walking on the side of the street holding a big rooster and bowing his head, turned the steering wheel slightly, and parked the car directly in front of the girl.

He pushed open the car door, held a flickering red candle, and yelled at the girl: "It's dangerous here, why are you running around on the street alone?
Aren't you afraid of being decapitated by the lanterns in the sky? ! "

While Su Wu was speaking, the neon lights and lights around the street suddenly went out. In the darkness, only the lampposts shot straight from the car and the candle in his hand could give people a sense of security.

The girl was taken aback by the car that suddenly jumped out and blocked her.

Under the light, she couldn't see Su Wu sitting in the car clearly, but she could hear the concern in the other person's words. Her eyes were red and she was about to speak.

Su Wu said again: "Get in the car quickly, it will be too late when the lantern goes up!"

His words contained important information and gave the girl a strong hint.

Let the girl believe that it is a terrible thing to raise red lanterns in the sky, and the reason why Mingzhou has become like this is precisely because of those raised red lanterns!
This is also true.

But right now Su Wu didn't have time to explain to the girl, his words were completely in a strong commanding tone, this kind of tone would make people who are at a loss at the moment subconsciously choose to cling to him.

The electronic voice faintly sounded at this time: "You have realized the temporary talent: the art of speaking (white)."

"The Art of Speaking (White): Your words are more convincing.

If the person you are talking to is your enemy, then your words will easily make the enemy angry, and even lose their minds under continuous verbal stimulation. "

(End of this chapter)