my weird life

Chapter 100 Billion Dollar Bills (5K, 12)

"Start queuing up and throwing money!"

"For the mud tires in the vision, the villagers who are ten steps away from me are given priority, just put one dollar into the merit box.

Remember, after putting money into the box, if the mud tire in the vision has stopped, don't continue to put money in! "

"The villagers who are fifteen steps away are waiting behind."

Su Wu put the merit box on the ground, and put a dollar into it first.

The reason why he ordered everyone not to put too much money into the box was that the base of the first time investment was relatively large, and the villagers might not be able to get it when they would need to pay more money next time. come out.

After all, 80% of the villagers can take out the money if they invest [-] yuan once or twice.

But when it is necessary to spend 800 yuan for the third time, I am afraid that some villagers will be stretched.

What's more, the possibility of paying the fourth and fifth "incense money" cannot be ruled out.

Every time the incense money to be paid is ten times higher,

With the wealth of these ordinary people, how many times can they afford it?
Everyone watched Su Wu put the merit box at the front of the line, and couldn't understand why at this critical moment, the other party would ask him to line up to invest money?
The few old men and women at the front of the queue were even more hesitant.

Old people like them can queue up outside the cold and windy supermarket two hours in advance for a few discounted eggs.

At this time, Su Wu asked them to put money into a broken box for no reason, and they were somewhat guilty in their hearts.

"Every 30 seconds you delay, the muddy tires in your vision move closer to you.

You old people, standing at the front of the line, can throw money into the box at any time, no matter how close the distance is, as long as you put money in, you can stabilize the mud tire and save your life.

But there are many others behind.

Now, for every second you hesitate, let everyone wait with you for a second. Can you afford to wait, can the people behind you wait? "

Su Wu stared coldly at an old woman at the front of the queue.

The old woman hadn't spoken yet.

At the back end of the queue, a middle-aged man has already shouted anxiously: "Mom, invest money quickly, don't waste everyone's time!
It's only one dollar more.

At a time like this, is it rare for others to lie to you for this dollar? ! "

The old woman was quite obedient to her son's words, upon hearing this, she quickly put a dollar into the box, and said to Su Wu in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

He lowered his head and hurriedly moved away.

If there is one, there is the other,

The queue of hundreds of people quickly moved,

Put money into the box at an average speed of three to five seconds per person, and the number of teams decreases rapidly.

Taking advantage of the time when they invested money, Su Wu simulated it again.

This time, he found several merit boxes in other places in the square, and brought them back for the villagers to put money into.

Finally, the mud tire in everyone's vision was fixed.

He then exits the simulation.

"This simulation is over."

"Rating: C top.

Comments: Because of your appearance, more than [-]% of the villagers in Longshanji are temporarily safe, but you have not left this village, and you have not escaped the shadow of Li Gui.

Reward: Basic reward for scoring above C + 50 yuan jade;

Rescue 363 villagers + 726 yuan jade;

Talent upgrade spell (green)*1.

Your wallet balance is 15042+50+726=15818 yuan jade. "

This time, Su Wu had temporarily rescued all the villagers in the square, but the simulator's comment said that he had rescued 'more than [-]%' of the villagers.

Is there anything missing?

Su Wu couldn't help thinking of those villagers who had disappeared before he got the merit box.

—These villagers really don't seem to be dead.

Including these people who disappeared, that is all the villagers living in Longshanji now.

According to the simulator's current judging criteria, as long as he temporarily rescued all the villagers, he would be able to get a grade B score.

If you lead all the villagers successfully out of the weird shrouded area,
Chances are good that it will actually be rated 'Under Armor'!

What rewards will there be for Grade A scoring?
It's a pity, even if I know that the disappeared villagers are still alive,

Where do you go to find them now?

Su Wu frowned.

He didn't have time to worry too much. First, he exchanged the 'Hurricane (White)' talent that he didn't have time to buy last time, and used the newly obtained green spell to upgrade his talent.

In this way, the wallet balance becomes: 15818-50=15768 yuan jade.

Hurricane (Green): When you are running at full speed, your speed will be increased by 40%.

Subsequently, he left the simulation.

The queue length in front of the Merit Box has been reduced a bit.

Even though the villagers have tried their best to speed up, there is only one box for them to use after all, so it is impossible to support everyone to pay the 'incense money' if this continues.

Yun Nishang walked over.

He said to Su Wu with worried eyes: "If things go on like this, even if everyone only spends three to five seconds to invest, they may not be able to get the turn of the people behind."

She originally wanted to line up with the others, and it was her turn to put money into the box to pay the protection fee.

But at Su Wu's request, she, Xie Yunqing and the others were able to invest money first, and the muddy tires in their eyes were settled.

The reason why Su Wu asked so,
It was because these people were quite capable and could help him better organize the villagers.

"It doesn't matter.

I'll go find some more boxes. "Su Wu nodded and replied.

Yun Nishang hesitated for a moment: "Before, when I entered this weird shrouded area, a teammate seemed to smash a similar box with a gun..."

When she saw the merit box brought back by Su Wu, Yun Nishang could tell.

When she, Xiao Jinrong, and Shen Yuanyuan stepped into the area shrouded in strangeness, the unidentified object that Xiao Jinrong pulled out his gun and smashed should be this half-old merit box!

After learning about this, Yun Nishang was worried that the merit boxes in the area shrouded in weirdness would be reduced because of Xiao Jinrong and his actions, and she suffered a lot.

Su Wu turned his head and glanced at Yun Nishang, without saying anything else, he just said: "The merit box is just an ordinary wooden box, and it doesn't have any weird powers.

Only if this kind of box is placed in the current weird shrouded area, will it be connected with the weird rhyme and produce many variables.

Break a box, no problem. "

At most, it was attacked by Gui because of it.

Yun Nishang is still wrapped in bandages, which shows that she and her teammates have already been attacked by Wei.

"You are here to appease them,
Don't let them jump in line for a spot.

I'll be right back. "After Su Wu had spoken, he was about to leave.

Yun Nishang said again at this time: "I think you can calm them down better than me, why don't you let me go to the merit box, you stay here to watch them..."

"No."

Su Wu shook his head.

Looking at her, he said, "It's best for you, the village head, and Daoist Xie to stay here, because you're not familiar with the situation outside, and it's easy to make mistakes.

We don't have time for you to try and make mistakes. "

But Su Wu himself tried it in the simulator and missed it.

When Yun Nishang heard the words, she no longer insisted.

Nodded: "Okay, please take care."

Su Wu turned around and walked into the darkness.

Disappeared in everyone's sight.

He took a mud tire, went to a remote corner, called out the simulator directly, exchanged all the merit boxes he got in the simulation, put two under his armpit, carried two more in his hand, and turned around the square again.

As Su Wu said, the merit box itself is not a mysterious item.

It's easy to redeem them from the simulation.

It only costs four yuan jade to exchange for four.

The restless villagers in the queue, who were about to lose control, saw Su Wu walk into the darkness and return with a few merit boxes in his arms, and they were immediately excited.

Su Wu didn't say much, he put the four boxes on the ground, and said: "Divide into four more queues, and arrange them according to the distance.

Don't mess!
Now for every second of delay, there is an extra chance of being in danger! "

He once said,

Wei He, Accountant Li, and two Taoist priests cooperated with him, and divided the villagers into four teams, lined up in front of the four newly obtained merit boxes, and put in banknotes one by one.

Because he tried it once in a simulation,
With the rehearsal and practice in reality, it not only saves the time to find the merit box, but also suppresses some thorny villagers in advance, shortening the time again.

In the end, a total of 360 and three Longshanji villagers in the square now fixed the mud tires in their vision with one yuan of 'incense money'.

There is no mud tire in one's vision, so close to within ten steps of oneself!
The villagers survived the catastrophe, and everyone had a tinge of joy on their faces, but this joy also disappeared when they 'see' the motionless mud tire in their vision.

Mud tires exist in vision, reminding them that the moment is only temporarily safe.

"Everyone should line up into five teams according to the order just now. Village chief Wei, Accountant Li, Captain Xiao, Taoist Huang, and Taoist Xie. Come and get a merit box each, and lead the line." Su Wu put the five merit boxes on the In front of him, he beckoned the five people whose names he called to come over.

The people gathered in the square lined up according to the words,
Here, Su Wu distributed the merit box to the five people, and said to the five people: "It is not an option for us to wait here, we must try to leave here.

When I came to Longshanji, I took the mountain road that went up from the east end of the village.

Although it is a bit dangerous over there, it can still be dealt with.

So I suggest that you take the villagers and walk that road with me.

I don't know what is your opinion, Village Chief Wei? "

Yun Nishang, who was standing next to Su Wu, said: "I came directly over the mountain from the small road, and the environment there...has become more dangerous.

It is impossible to go out with the villagers on that road. "

Longshan is built near the mountains, and there are roads leading to the outside world in the east and west of the village, and there is also a small road—the road that Yun Nishang and the others took, which can also lead directly to the outside world.

However, it is more difficult to walk over the mountains by walking on that path during the day.

Not to mention that it is nighttime, and it must be dangerous to bring a group of old, weak, sick and disabled over the mountain.

Especially because of the turmoil between Xiao Jinrong and Xiao Jinrong, the road became more and more tricky, making it impossible for anyone to pass through!

Get advice from Su Wu and Yun Nishang.

Wei He, Accountant Li and the others pondered for a moment, then nodded and said, "Since Mr. Su has explored the road at the east exit of the village, let's go out from this road."

"it is good."

Su Wu responded, "Let everyone prepare ten to fifty yuan change.

When we are on our way later, if we find that something is wrong, we will stop immediately and put money into the merit box. "

"Is the money to be invested every time ten times higher than the last time?" Accountant Li asked suddenly after hearing the words.

"Yes." Su Wu nodded.

His response made the complexions of several old people heavy.

It's dark now,

It takes at least 10 minutes to take hundreds of people to the east of the village. Who knows if the mud tires can stop in these 10 minutes?
If the mud tire moves every few minutes,
They have to keep throwing money into the merit box.

In this way, the money invested each time is ten times that of the last time, how many times can the villagers afford to pay?

If you have money, you can make ghosts turn the millstone, but if you don't have money, you can grind people down!

Everyone's heart is heavy.

But these words cannot be told to the villagers, so as not to cause panic among the crowd.

When the village head and others went down, they only told the villagers to prepare scattered banknotes of about 50 yuan, and then the team was gathered, merged into the main road, and walked towards the exit at the east end of the village.

The beam of the flashlight cuts through the darkness,

People hugged their mud tires and hurried on the road, only the sound of clothes rubbing and shoes hitting the ground could be heard.

According to Su Wu's instructions, Yun Nishang kept running between the front and the end of the line to prevent people from falling behind or disappearing for no reason.

Perhaps Village Chief Wei and the others had secretly prayed inwardly,
Their voices were heard by the will in the dark, so the villagers walked all the way until they approached the entrance of the east village, only thirty or fifty steps away from the entrance of the village, the mud tires in everyone's vision suddenly moved forward. step.

"Move, move—move!"

"The mud tire... moved again!"

"Hurry up and put away the merit box, line up to put money into it, each person can only put ten dollars into it, don't exceed this amount!"

Su Wu ordered the team to stop, and the five people in front quickly put away the merit boxes.

The whole team threw money into the merit box one after another with the highest efficiency.

The panicked shouts in the ranks gradually died down.

He also put ten yuan into the box, and then stood aside, heaving a sigh of relief in his heart - this strangely named "Sanqingzhichang" made people feel extraordinary at first sight.

But until now,

No villagers have died because of this creep yet.

Fortunately, the 'sanqingzhichang' has not yet awakened.

Once it really wakes up, what kind of disaster will it cause?
The intestines of the three cleanses are not the same level of deception as the old man with deceitful eyes, deceitful hair, and hair combing?
Su Wu stopped the thoughts in his mind.

He is going to take this opportunity to conduct several simulations to see what difficulties he will encounter if he leads the villagers to escape from here.
Just as he was about to call out the simulator, the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated a few times.

Su Wu casually took out his phone and saw the message on the screen.

A pop-up message from a live broadcast platform: "It's weird, it's really weird here!" 'The anchor you follow - Outdoor Zhou Ge is on the air!

With a light tap of his finger, he accidentally clicked on the pop-up message.

The opening screen of the live broadcast platform flashed.

In the dark live broadcast room, a 'loading' icon appeared.

The icon flickered for a few seconds before disappearing.

Show real live content.

in the dark hall,

On the mottled wall, there are a few black and white photos crookedly hung, most of them are photos of old people.

Several black Song typefaces are written on the top: Memorial Hall of Longshan Cemetery.

Longshan Cemetery?

Seeing these words, Su Wu's eyes narrowed slightly.

Immediately afterwards, the screen trembled violently for a while, and then stopped suddenly. The chaotic and blurred screen suddenly became clear, showing Zhou Yang's face covered with bruises and frightened.

His clothes were torn,

His body was covered in bloodstains.

"Wife, wife!" He had tears in his eyes, and his eyes were full of horror. At this time, his face was facing the camera, and he called out several times, and his expression suddenly changed!
"Damn it, why did it start broadcasting for me?!
I丨日丨Your mother, turn off the broadcast for me!

Off the air! "

Zhou Yang kept clicking on the screen with trembling fingers, trying to cancel his wrong operation, but for some reason, he clicked several times in a row, but his live broadcast room was not successfully closed.

He put down his hands in a broken jar,

He shouted into the live broadcast room: "Wife, wife, you can see my live broadcast, I will leave a video——

I can't go back, wife.

There is something weird here, there is really something weird here! "

Zhou Yang's tone was full of fear,

He picked up the mobile phone used for live broadcast, and suddenly switched the camera.

His face was gone in the live broadcast, and there was no photo wall behind him.

Instead, it showed the direction of the door facing the wall, and more than a dozen figures stood there silently, with their backs against the light, their faces could not be seen clearly.

"They're all cunning!"

"They crawled out of graves!"

Zhou Yang's bloody arm suddenly stretched out of the screen, pointing at the dozen or so figures at the entrance of the hall with trembling fingers, screaming.

After Zhou Yang came to Longshan Abandoned Cemetery,

Make up your mind to get out of this ghost place.

But after trying several times, he found that he couldn't leave this place.

He saw a grave that was overgrown with weeds split open, and then a thin and short old lady with clean clothes crawled out of it, looking at him with a sullen face.

Zhou Yang was so frightened that he screamed and ran away.
However, in the direction in which he fled, another grave bag split open.

A lame old man with a worn-out woven bag crawled out of the grave and began to block himself.

After that, tall young people, obese young people, a mother and daughter, etc. gradually crawled out of the grave, and kept besieging Zhou Yang!

Surrounded by these 'tricks', he dashed left and right, drilled through many thorns and fell down many times, but he still couldn't break through successfully!
Instead, he was forced to go to the cemetery memorial hall!
Zhou Yang looked at the figures at the door,

I feel like I've been terrified,
But he is not crazy, and he still has a little sense, which makes him have to bear the fear that these "tricks" are pressing on him.

"Day, day 丨 your mother..."

Zhou Yang was trembling all over,

It feels like the chill in the memorial hall is getting worse.

Surround yourself from body to mind.

The dozen or so 'sly's that stopped at the door did not move at the moment.

There was a gust of wind blowing in the memorial hall,
The old photos scattered on the floor were blown and flew around, rattling;

A burst of dust stirred up, obscuring more than a dozen figures at the door;
The semi-old merit box in the corner was rolled up by the wind and stood firmly three steps away from Zhou Yang.

then,

The merit box kept shaking.

In the narrow gap, large banknotes of '[-] million yuan' ghost coins are constantly gushing out from the merit box!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
　This chapter is written, and most of the threads are connected.

The whole body is comfortable.

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(End of this chapter)