Consumer God

Chapter 56 Online Dating and Dogs
A croaking loneliness: "Damn, I'm so mad today!!!"

When chatting online, Xi Luting occasionally swears, when he is excited, and even more when he is angry.

Seeing those three exclamation marks, Han Lie roughly understood her anger level.

And outraged by it.

Ham for cucumber: "What's going on?"

Ham for cucumber: "Who bullied you?"

Ham for cucumber: "(anger) (anger) (anger)"

A croaking loneliness: "A dog man. I am really convinced, I have never seen that kind of man! Let me tell you..."

blah blah blah.

It can be seen that Han Lie really offended her.

After chatting for almost a week, Xi Luting never talked about what happened in life with Brother Ham, but today they kept talking.

However, the improvement of online relationships is in exchange for death in reality.

How funny~~~
A croaking loneliness: "The dog man is very nice to me for a while, and dismisses me for a while. Damn, dead scumbag man! He definitely wants to mess with my mentality!"

Yo, pretty smart.

The concept of PUA is not popular yet, otherwise, she will definitely use a more appropriate description.

Han Lie had never underestimated this girl's IQ, so he basically agreed without principle.

Ham for cucumber: "Yes, yes, playing hard to get! It's an old-fashioned routine."

Ham for cucumber: "Don't get angry with that scumbag, it's pointless, treat him like a fart, let him go."

A croaking loneliness: "Don't worry! I ignored him, raised my head, turned around and left."

A croaking loneliness: "You don't even know how handsome I was at that time!"

A croaking loneliness: "The dog man was dumbfounded on the spot, maybe he regrets it now..."

puff!
Han Lie couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Pan Ge looked up and did not disturb Han Lie's ego.

But Tofu was blunt and asked jokingly, "Which of those two beauties is your girlfriend? They chatted so happily!"

"Ask Fang Feifei and Yu Yun?"

Han Lie put down his phone and replied with a smile: "Both of them are my benefactors, not girlfriends."

"Brilliant!"

Xiao Dongbei gave a thumbs up, and Ding Ding quickly poured wine for his elder brother.

Tofu was stunned: "You really are..."

After all, I am not very familiar with it, so it is not convenient to say the remaining word.

Pan Ge interrupted with a smile: "It's hard to save some living expenses, and it's all on us today. I blame myself for your barbecue..."

Everyone roared with laughter.

Han Lie's eyes widened: "Hey, put down that bunch of squid before you say this!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed harder and harder, and Tofu almost lay down.

Pan Ge's face was red, his eyebrows were curved, his oily lips were pressed together, and he was so beautiful.

Brother lie's heart is pounding.

This girl...is really terrible!

Her face is only the size of a palm, and her facial features are exquisite like a poem. She is obviously a melon-shaped face of a bad street, but she can be distinguished from those Internet celebrities at a glance.

No matter how skilled a doctor is, he can't fix that kind of natural agility.

It's purely God's preference.

Han Lie was sitting directly opposite, only one meter away, and what he saw were all first-hand pictures, which felt thrilling.

The upper, middle and lower courts each account for one-third, and the eyes, nose and mouth are extremely delicate.

Static is the textbook golden ratio.

Many models also have the golden ratio, but they only look good in hard photos—because the bones are too hard, the outline is too deep, and the muscles are unevenly distributed, so the moving images will expose huge defects.

However, Pan Ge's animation looks better than the static one.

The bones and flesh are even, the facial features are harmonious, the various expressions are lively, and the impact is overwhelming.

Just looking at her brings joy to the heart.

But Han Lie only glanced at it for a few moments and stopped looking at it. He drank with everyone again and turned his attention back to his phone.

Little Cucumber was waiting impatiently.

A croaking loneliness: "Where are you?"

A croaking loneliness: "Local tyrant? Big brother? Master? Dear leg?!"

A croaking loneliness: "(burst crying)"

Brother lie secretly laughed.

Xi Luting was really angry today, he didn't let go when he caught someone to confide in, he completely lost his usual coldness.

Ham for cucumber: "Sorry, I was delayed by a friend just now."

Ham for cucumber: "I think it can be done like this—let's just write that guy into the novel and design him as a LowB villain, so tender!"

A croaking loneliness: "No way!"

Ham for cucumber: "(scratches head) why?"

A groaning loneliness: "Uh..."

A croaking loneliness: "Actually, he is the object of my observation, that boy who is the domineering president who I mentioned to you once..."

Ham for cucumber: "Oh~~~ The male protagonist borrows from the target, right?!"

A groaning loneliness: "Hey... yes."

Han Lie held back his laughter and continued fishing.

Ham for cucumber: "That's hard to deal with... But according to your description, this boy is indeed a bit like that, with a hard heart, no matter who provokes him, he won't be used to it at all."

A croaking loneliness: "Yes, yes! Super cold! It seems to have a dog's face, and you can flip it if you say it!"

Ham for cucumber: "Then what are you going to do?"

A groaning loneliness: "Me? I don't know..."

Ham for cucumber: "Okay, then let me tell you about my attitude."

A groaning loneliness: "Huh? Oh, tell me."

Ham for cucumber: "No matter what the reason is, I will definitely support you anyway. Right or wrong is not important to me, I only help my relatives, not my friends."

A croaking loneliness: "I am so moved that I am crying, woo woo!"

Ham for cucumber: "We are making friends online, so as long as we can chat, nothing else matters.

But, we can't do that in our lives.

I hope you won't go further and further down the road of arrogance because of my unconditional support, convinced that you are right.

I am happy to scold him with you at any time to help you relieve your anger, but after you really return to reality, you still have to be careful...

Forget it, don't talk so much, as long as you understand what I mean. "

Xi Luting was stunned.

Is my wife with rich legs and legs sensible?
The distinction is so clear...

Now Xi Luting is actually much calmer, so he can fully realize that today's tragedy was caused by himself, and the responsibility is at most seven or seven.

Han Lie three, myself seven.

The reason why she was so angry was because the dog man's reaction was too intense.

Even if I'm wrong, can't you save me some face?
In front of Pan Ge, scold me like a fool, I hate you!
Xi Luting has always claimed to be rational and calm, but when encountering such a situation, she still can't control her emotions.

Therefore, reflection is reflection, anger is anger, the two are irrelevant!

A croaking loneliness: "I understand, don't worry, I will pay attention to it in the future."

A croaking loneliness: "(kiss) Thank you for your reminder, you are much cuter than that dog man, I love you~~~"

Brother Lie took deep breaths repeatedly, and finally suppressed his smile.

Cucumber, I love you too~~~
After another glass of wine with Ding Ding and the others, Han Lie suppressed his coquettish energy, and replied seriously:

"Relax, rest well, tomorrow is another day!"

"Yeah, I'm going to code, come on, come on!"

Xi Luting disappeared full of fighting spirit.

After a while, her tuba suddenly changed to a new signature——

[I would rather date online than deal with dogs anymore]

When a post was sent out, it immediately stirred up thousands of waves.

Brother Lie thought about it carefully, switched the tuba silently, and gave her signature a thumbs up.

skr~~~
　I posted a book on the same day as Bai, and now he has 11.2w words, and I have 13.8w words, is it short?Not short!He's a whole older artist than him!

　
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