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Chapter 43 Help!
While chatting and laughing, a group of teenagers and girls boarded the subway together.

The location of the zoo is very remote. It is quite a hassle to transfer to the special line at the South Square of the railway station.

Although it is not the peak season of operation, it is still difficult to find a seat.

By the time they finally arrived at the Modu Zoo, everyone's high spirits at the start had dropped by at least half.

Finally someone couldn't help complaining.

"What do you think? Tossing so far to see the monkey..."

It was a girl from Shanghai who was muttering.

Duan Xiaoyi happened to be next to him, and casually echoed: "That's right! Since we were young, the school has organized us to come here many times..."

"It's cheap! The student ticket is only 65 yuan. Do you think everyone is as rich as your family, with eight houses, the rent can't be spent?"

Chen Ping didn't mean anything malicious when he spoke, but Duan Xiaoyi was too sensitive. As soon as he heard "eight suites", shame and indignation immediately rushed to his heart.

"Cenna! What's the reason for the cheap pictures? You're short of money, right? I'll make up for you if you're short!"

Chen Ping was not happy, and came as soon as he said his temper: "Fuck! You are still beeping when you are here, who begged you to come?"

Although student Xiao Yi has no reputation in front of Brother Lie, he is a full-fledged second-generation dismantler after all, and he will definitely not spoil Chen Ping.

"How can you think?"

Chen Ping didn't understand, but he knew it from the way Duan Xiaoyi stared at her eyes—oh, it's the starting move before the fight.

Respond decisively.

"What are you looking at?!"

One of the two spoke the Modu dialect, and the other spoke the Northeast dialect, choking each other.

When Xi Luting heard the movement and turned his head again, he was stunned.

A good buddy in the dormitory, like honey in the morning, is going to start doing it without warning? !

"What's going on with you two?!"

Kacha Kacha took two big strides, rushed between the two of them, and scolded him with a frosty face.

Duan Xiaoyi shrank a little immediately, but Chen Ping was still reluctant.

Seeing this, Yu Yun decisively hid beside Han Lie, shivering while holding his arm.

"Oh! They won't fight, will they? It's scary..."

It's scary.

Han Lie's entire arm was almost squeezed out of shape, the feeling of oppression was simply terrifying.

He hurriedly comforted her: "It's okay, I can't fight... let me go."

"seriously?"

Yu Yun didn't seem to hear the second half of the sentence, but hugged her even tighter.

Brother Lie is numb.

I can bear it, my pants are almost unable to bear it...

How can you insult and trample on Brother's image in public? !
Fortunately, the students were all paying attention to the conflict between Chen Ping and Duan Xiaoyi, and no one noticed Brother Lie's predicament.

Um, no, there is one.

Fang Feifei watched Yu Yun's performance dumbfounded, and felt the gap deeply.

After thinking for less than a second, she rushed over decisively and grabbed Han Lie's other arm.

"Brother Lie, I... I'm afraid too!"

Han Lie couldn't laugh or cry.

You two are afraid of a der?
Those two idiots could quarrel eight times a day, and they actually fought twice in total. That kind of extreme situation will definitely not happen today.

I should be scared, okay?

"Then you two let go of me, and I'll clean them up."

Han Lie tried to persuade him, but it didn't work.

"do not go!"

"do not want!"

"What if they hit you?"

"Dog bites dog, ignore it!"

The two girls are very talented, so they just opened their mouths.

Moreover, his hands and feet were not honest, and he was rubbed against each other, which almost drove Han Lie crazy.

Now he has no lack of IQ, no lack of experience, no lack of social experience, but his body is still young, and his physique and health are both excellent, so he can't stand stimulation.

Both girls were dressed up beautifully, and their bodies exuded the fragrance after bathing, which was hot and spicy.

Han Lie couldn't take it anymore.

The arm cannot move, the wrist is bent, the palm is pressed, and the fingers are moved.

"Hey!"

Fang Feifei and Yu Yun let out an exclamation at the same time, and let go of Han Lie's hand like an electric shock.

His face flushed instantly.

Brother Lie let out a sigh of relief, and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

Hey, why are these two girls so scary?
In their previous lives, they didn't...

No, the two of them were top-notch ruthless scumbags in their previous lives, but they didn't get ruthless towards Han Lie.

Brother Lie suddenly realized that if he continued to fish, he would be in danger.

The two of them really dare to go up if they have the chance!

Should I take it easy?
While thinking about it, Han Lie suddenly saw Xi Luting looking around and groping around in the crowd.

What are you looking for?

Fuck, looking for me? !

When Han Lie figured it out, the eyes of the two had already met.

There was a strong joy in Xi Luting's eyes, and he hurriedly waved to Han Lie, which clearly meant: Dear, don't watch the excitement, come and help!
Han Lie became numb again.

How can I help?
I can't even move!

In an instant, a flash of inspiration appeared, Brother Lie decisively put on the pain mask, bent down, covered his stomach, and turned around to run away.

Xi Luting's eyes widened bit by bit, dumbfounded.

Dog man, play me? !
Ask you to do a little favor, are you playing shit with me? !

good good!
Xi Luting watched Han Lie go away, trembling with anger, his face was as cold as ice, turned his head, and cursed:
"You two want to fight, don't you?

Now go find a place where no one is around, and fight as you like!
Don't affect the emotions of your classmates after beating yourself!

Now, all dismissed, free activities! "

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, heading straight for the gate of the zoo.

Duan Xiaoyi and Chen Ping were completely stupefied, they stared at each other in disbelief, and left with a whimper.

The rest of the students were even more bewildered. After a good party, why did they just get to the door and break up inexplicably?
"What are you doing?"

"Are these two sick?"

"What should we do now?"

"It's all here, let's form a team and go in and walk around..."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally each found a good friend and dispersed in twos and threes.

Xi Luting stretched his long legs and went straight to the Penguin Pavilion alone.

Fang Feifei and Yu Yun stared at each other, neither of them had the nerve to chase Han Lie.

Not long after, Fang Feifei was pulled away by Liu Yajie, Yu Yun snorted coldly, turned around and walked in the opposite direction.

The rest of them complained wildly in their respective small groups, Duan Xiaoyi, Chen Ping, and even Xi Luting were all scolded.

The party just fell apart.

Han Lie squatted in the small square outside the public toilet, opened the temporary party group on WeChat, and waited quietly.

After waiting for a long time, the group was silent.

Open QQ again and look at the large group in the class, there is also no movement.

Ai? !

what's the situation? !

Brother lie is dumbfounded.

He didn't join any small groups, and he didn't have any male friends, so his eyes were completely black.

Brother, is this... being left behind? !

After dumbfounding for a while, Han Lie finally received the news from Fang Feifei and Yu Yun.

Fang Feifei: "Brother Lie, what are you doing? I'm in the grove behind the elephant house, can you come and find me?"

Yu Yun: "Bad guy! I can't even wear my safety pants... What should I do? Hey, I don't know if there is a hotel nearby..."

What the hell!

Brother Lie couldn't hold it anymore.

Girls take the initiative, there is really nothing wrong with men, it's hard to tell.

So, is it to go to see elephants, or go to a hotel to help others?

Counseling is impossible, but you have to consider the pros and cons.

Brother Lie didn't struggle for too long, and decisively opened Xi Luting's chat interface.

Straightforward three words.

"Help!"

Xi Luting was sitting on a chair in the Penguin Pavilion sulking. When he saw Han Lie's message, he didn't want to pay attention to it.

But those three words really made her curious.

After struggling for a while, I finally couldn't hold back, and replied angrily with three punctuation marks.

"???"

"Bad stomach, no paper! (Crying) (Crying) (Crying)"

puff!

Xi Luting was caught off guard, and was teased to tremble wildly.

Han Lie's reply was not an explanation, it was better than an explanation.

In an instant, her anger subsided.

Moreover, there is a kind of narrow mind, which arises spontaneously.

The small sample finally fell into my hands, right?
Wait for me!

I won't cry with you today, this lady and your surname are Han!

(End of this chapter)