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Chapter 216 The Dog Man Has Evolved Again

Han Lie didn't understand what Ding Xiang was excited about, just like she didn't understand what Han Lie was laughing at either.

"Brother Lie?"

"Xiangxiang..."

The two spoke at the same time, with different meanings, but there was a tacit understanding.

Han Lie suddenly felt that he had bought the wrong S63AMG, a big mistake—it was a four-seater!

There is an atmosphere of doing bad things, but the environment does not allow it. It's really embarrassing.

So Brother Lie could only move his mouth: "Are you really in a hurry to go back to school? Instead of going to the bar KTV, we can go to the movies."

It's good to watch a movie!
Although you can't do any bad things, but you can play with your little hands, hug your little waist, and kiss your little mouth. If you succeed in delaying it until after 10 o'clock...

Hiahiaahia!

Ding Xiang's eyes flashed, and she was also very moved. She was about to agree when the phone rang suddenly.

"Ding dong!"

For some reason, as soon as he heard the voice, Han Lie had a bad premonition in his heart.

She turned on the phone and took a look, then suddenly covered her mouth and burst out laughing.

"Sister Yanyan told me..."

Xiao Baihua glanced at the dog man, her eyes stretched out with a shy smile.

"...Don't be tricked by you to go to the movies. If you don't go back to the dormitory until 10 o'clock, you will definitely eat and wipe yourself off today...Brother Lie, will you do that?"

You ask me this kind of question? !

Han Lie couldn't believe it, but he answered without hesitation.

"Of course not! I'm so decent... Huh? No, the main reason is whether you want to be wiped out by me!"

Suddenly, Lilac's face turned into a tomato.

"You are so annoying! How can you be decent? You are full of bad things, sister Yanyan really saw you right..."

When she acted like a baby, it was really Wu Nong's soft words, so crisp that water seeped out.

Brother lie's heart is surging and angry.

Chen Yanfei, why are you so foolish? !
What did Tiantianjing instill in Xiao Baihua? !

"Cough cough! Your sister Yanyan may have a little biased understanding of me, with a lot of emotions and prejudices, don't believe it... By the way, how did she uglify me with you?"

"Whee!"

Ding Xiang smiled until her eyes narrowed, and she happily broke her fingers.

"Wait for me to count for you...

The first sentence: The dog man was too aggrieved in high school, but now he is so bloated that he wants to flirt with a beautiful girl.

The second sentence: The dog man is really enlightened. Now there are so many routines that are frightening.

The third sentence: No matter what the dog man says, you can only believe half of it at most. This guy might have learned acting. Really, he made my classmate's parents embarrassing. Thank you for being cheated of money He, I was dumbfounded at the time!

The fourth sentence: The dog man's ambiguous partners are more beautiful than the other, and so many top-notch beauties can't make him feel at ease, so don't think you can do it!

Fifth sentence: You are too simple to play with him, so don't be alone with a dog man, do you hear me?
The sixth sentence..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Brother Lie's head was as big as a bucket, so he hurriedly stopped.

Concubine Chen Yan is not doing serious things day by day, just teaching her something!
Holding the last glimmer of hope, he asked in a trembling voice, "Xiangxiang, you don't believe her slander against me, do you?"

"Hahahaha!"

Ding Xiang was amused by Han Lie's little expression, and her whole body trembled.

"Of course I... believe it!"

She winked mischievously at Han Lie, her long eyelashes fanning the stars.

"Sister Yanyan is the person I trust the most. Although she also likes you, she will not lie to me about this kind of thing, and will not make me give up by belittling you... So, you must be a scumbag !"

"Ugh……"

Brother Lie leaned back in his chair dejectedly, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

"Chen Dazui is really annoying... If she doesn't make trouble, we both have children..."

Ding Xiang blushed again from embarrassment.

"Smelly rascal! Sister Yanyan really didn't scold you wrong at all!"

Not only was Han Lie not ashamed, but he said plausibly: "Don't you hate her? I don't want you to be my own if I can't get it. How comfortable is it to hug and hold high?"

"Wow!"

Ding Xiang was stunned: "Did you break the can? Didn't you hide it?!"

"Hide what?"

The dog man raised his eyelids lazily, and smiled mischievously: "I really don't care... Well, you are enough to make me calm down."

"Humph!"

Xiao Baihua was angry, she felt greatly insulted.

"I don't want to be nice to you! There are more boys in school who like me than sister Yanyan!"

"But none of them are as interesting as me..."

Han Lie's leisurely words choked her immediately.

Yes.

Except for Han Lie, no man would speak such words to her with such an attitude.

Since elementary school, she has been liked and pursued by others, and she has never met a boy who is more interesting than Han Lie in college.

Because she'd been going to the best schools, and the boys were... so well behaved.

She herself is a good girl who is extremely strict and strict with her family. She doesn't like those polite second-generation officials, she doesn't like those cruel and perverse rich second-generations, and she doesn't like those shy and timid school bullies. .

She needs freshness and excitement, and mystery, which is caused by a little rebellion deep in her heart.

At the same time, she still has extremely high requirements for a sense of security—because she is completely used to being strictly controlled by her parents, she needs a strong and capable person to continue to provide her with a completely stable external environment and restrain her. In a cozy little space.

It is precisely because of her dependence that she became best friends with Concubine Chen Yanfei immediately, living under the control and care of Empress Chen.

Without a man, it's okay to have a big sister.

Otherwise, with her family background, why bother to be a follower, wouldn't it be good to be a princess by herself?

Of course not.

She has never been a particularly independent person. Being a princess and taking care of herself is too tiring.

In fact, she also looks forward to love, but her requirements for men are too high.

Putting her conditions in the blind date market, it may be difficult to find a match in ten years.

Concubine Chen Yan hated iron and scolded her Xiaobai.

But the paradox is...the pursuit of so many boys didn't make her take a second look, they basically just ignored the past with their heads down and silent, where did they give it for nothing?

She herself was not able to draw a clear standard and define what kind of boyfriend she wanted, so everything came from instinct.

It is instinct not to like someone, but it is also instinct to like someone.

Han Lie's ability made her admire.

However, Han Lie's inattentiveness, superficial and superficial love made her feel shocked and worried about gains and losses.

Han Lie's mystery, multiple faces, and villainy make her have a fresh experience every time, while she is apprehensive, she can't help but look forward to it.

The most important thing is - Chen Yanfei, whom she trusts the most, also likes Han Lie.

so exciting...

Ah bah bah!
I mean, uh, sister Yanyan's eyes are so high, which proves that Brother Lie does have some magical powers, hahaha...

Xiaobai thought a lot about it, and suddenly laughed dryly, which made Han Lie stunned.

What are you doing?

The expression changes, the face turns red and turns white, don't you think about the names of our two sons?
"Hey, wake up!"

Han Lie called her with a smirk, and in an instant, smoke came out of Ding Xiang's head.

"Anyway, don't try to play hooligans with me! I have seen through you completely, a wolf in sheep's clothing, full of dirty thoughts!"

"How filthy is it? You are talking, let me see if you are right."

Han Lie really acted like a hooligan for her, winking and winking, not looking like a good person, which completely teased her.

"I can't! Take me back to school quickly, or I'll tell Sister Yanyan!"

"You tell me."

The dog man took out his phone slowly, opened the folder, clicked on the video, and played it.

He held up the mobile phone in front of Ding Xiang, and smirked.

"You sister Yanyan dare not speak loudly to me now, expecting her to help you? What do you think?"

Ding Xiang stared blankly at the video, and within 3 seconds, she suddenly fell headfirst.

"Hahahahahaha..."

She curled up in the seat, laughing until she wiped her tears.

"You...why are you so bad...Oh, I can't do it...hahahaha!"

The outrageous "To Die To Love" on the phone is not the point, but the point is that Concubine Chen Yan is an international superstar with her feet on the coffee table. The level of devotion is really laughable every time she sees it.

Ding Xiang lay on the armrest box in the middle, lightly hammered Han Lie twice, like a massage.

"I, I want to tell Sister Yanyan that you maliciously collected her black material!"

"Malicious? NONONO!"

Han Lie grabbed the catkin of the little white flower with his backhand, and gently scratched her palm.

"If I don't save such precious memories for her, who will commemorate her youth in the future?"

"You, so, so bad..."

"Cut! Do you want to keep a copy?"

"what?"

Ding Xiang was very moved, but after careful consideration, she finally didn't dare.

"Forget it, I can't stop her from beating... You don't even know, Sister Yanyan is so energetic, she will pounce on my bed, push me down and have a good time, who am I going to cry with?"

Wow!You two had a good time?
Brother Lie's eyes were shining brightly, and he couldn't hold back his hooliganism: "Where did she hit you? Come here, brother rub it for you!"

With a "whoosh", Ding Xiang shrank directly to the car door, shy and vigilant.

"Great pervert! Smelly rascal!"

The little hand that was touched well just now was also withdrawn, blood loss.

But Han Lie is not in a hurry.

The dog man can see clearly that Lilac is indeed free, so it's easy to handle.

The main reason is that Concubine Chen Yan is too in the way, otherwise sweet talk + aggressiveness + see the needle + press every step of the way, and take it away easily.

The problem is that--

If the posture is not correct, Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang can only get one.

And if Ding Xiang is harmed first, then both of them may have to fly, and Chen Yanfei will definitely have a huge amount of side effects.

But if Concubine Chen Yan is dealt with first... Is Xiaobai a person who is just a waste of fame?

So, you have to keep holding back!

"Forget it, I won't tease you anymore. Go back to school or go shopping again?"

Han Lie suddenly became serious, smiling warmly, inexplicably fatherly.

Ding Xiang was not really angry with Han Lie, and her interest immediately rose again.

"Where to go?"

"Going out is the Bund, just walk around?"

"go!"

Ding Xiang immediately opened the car door, and after getting out of the car, she hopped lightly twice, like a bird out of a cage.

Han Lie walked around from the other side and reached out to her.

"Come on, my Princess Xiangxiang."

Han Lie, who has a face value of 79 points, a height of 183, and a straight back, shows his white teeth when he smiles. His clear irises reflect the bright lights of the Bund, and also reflect the bright smile of a girl like a flower.

What idol drama can match this immersive experience?
Ding Xiang felt that her brain was about to be scorched, she held the big hand in front of her in a dizzy state, and followed him forward unsteadily.

After a while, she quietly raised her head and saw the villain's slightly protruding cheekbones, piercing mandibles, and tall straight nose, and her heart trembled again.

Brother Lie looks so fierce...

In fact, it is more accurate to describe it as Jieao, but she prefers the word "fierce".

Fierce often means being tough, masculine, and grumpy.

Some women don't like it, but some women feel that such a man can bring a sense of security.

Concubine Chen Yan was very indifferent to Han Lie's appearance, but Ding Xiang felt that Han Lie was very eye-catching when she saw Han Lie for the first time.

Maybe it's because Chen Yanfei gave Han Lie the nickname "tough guy". Ding Xiang imagined an image in her mind early on, and after seeing it, wow, it's really manly!
So the more you look at it, the more comfortable you are, and the more you touch it, the more three-dimensional it becomes.

Most of the coincidences in the world are like this, first there is form, then there is quality, what the heart thinks, the combination of image and it is fate.

"hey-hey……"

She suddenly smirked, but she didn't know it.

Han Lie heard it, but he didn't turn his head back. He just curled up his lips, which made Ding Xiang feel more and more happy.

The two of them strolled on the streets of the Bund, without purpose, without chatting, just following the flow of people, neither blending into it, nor detached from it, until they reached the dimly lit alley.

Han Lie suddenly stopped and bowed his head.

Ding Xiang stopped and looked up.

Their eyes meet, their eyes are entangled, and time freezes.

Ding Xiang's heart was beating wildly, her brain was almost blank, her breathing gradually became heavy and short, and the white mist formed by her breathing covered the flush on her cheeks.

But how can it be covered?
She looked away when she realized her face was burning badly.

She couldn't bear that kind of shyness anymore, she wanted to hide and escape.

In the next second, Han Lie stretched out his index finger, hooked her chin, and lifted her face up.

The dog man's lips moved slightly, and a stream of air spewed out from his lower abdomen, rushed all the way up and out of his throat, rubbed his vocal cords, and issued hoarse commands.

"Don't hide, look at me."

Ding Xiang obediently raised her eyes again, pursed her lips subconsciously, her eyes were ignorant, shy, and well-behaved, and her small expression was full of obedience amid anxiety and anxiety.

This girl is poisonous!

Brother Lie couldn't bear it anymore, and domineeringly covered it.

In the next second, he hugged Xiao Baihua whole in his arms, as if he wanted to crush her with such force.

Xiao Baihua was stunned, for almost 5 seconds, the whole world ceased to exist.

Five seconds later, she stood on tiptoe and hung her hands around Han Lie's neck.

Good guy, from passive acceptance to active free giving, it's a lot faster.

Brother Lie was sincerely surprised.

Seemingly shy, she is actually very enthusiastic and spicy. From jerky to positive, there is almost no adaptation period.

What is a natural beauty?

She is.

Although he didn't do anything else, Han Lie firmly believed in his judgment.

But... don't drift, hold back!

The dog man let go of her with great perseverance, and then took her to walk the Bund again, back to the starting point.

"Go back, I will take you to do the happier things in the future."

Han Lie's voice is gentle, but the content is poisonous.

Xiaobai let out a snort, patted him lightly, and moaned in a tired voice: "Smelly rascal, you are so annoying~~~"

Brother Lie hurriedly put the phone away, and then stuffed her into the car.

If you don't control it, the room you just opened will come in handy again.

"Hey, let's go, remember to show off with Chen Yanfei after you go back..."

"what?!"

Ding Xiang was stunned: "What are you showing off?"

"You bobo with me before her!"

The dog man had a smirk on his face: "She has such a big mouth just for eating and shouting. Is there anything wrong with it? If she asks you how you feel, just tell her..."

"Pfft! You are so annoying! Shouting Mai? Goose goose goose goose..."

Ding Xiang felt that she should be angry, but she couldn't help laughing.

The dog man is too bad, blatantly playful, not only did not give an explanation after kissing himself, but also continued to miss sister Yanyan, I owe you a fight!

But... Shouting Mai is really funny...

Not long after, Xiaobai was settled by Han Lie.

Mainly because she didn't think about how to go next.

With Han Lie?
What about Concubine Chen Yan?
The decision was too difficult, so she could only shrink her head and pretend to be an ostrich.

Tired of going all the way, Han Lie personally sent her to the gate of Shangwai School in Songjiang University City. When Yiyi bid farewell, she gnawed for another 5 minutes.

Good fellow, her skin is already delicate, and her lips are all swollen.

"You are so annoying! What can I do?"

She looked at herself in the makeup mirror and was so anxious that she almost cried.

Han Lie thought to himself: What's wrong with stimulating the town house beast?

In fact, of course you can't do that, Xiaobai doesn't have the guts.

So I took the initiative to give her an idea: "After you get off the car, go buy a few skewers of spicy squid, grilled gluten, hot dog sausage, etc., and take them back to the dormitory. Just eat a bunch by yourself. Don't worry, no Someone will find out."

The problem was indeed solved, but Ding Xiang stared at the dog man for a long time in astonishment.

Brother Lie forced a decent smile, but his heart was so empty——

Bad, am I acting too skilled?

In the end, Lilac got out of the car bursting with fragrance, leaving only three words gnashing his teeth.

"Scumbag!"

Brother Lie shrugged helplessly, yes, the dog man has evolved again...

Reasonably, shouldn't you thank me for my wit?
Oh, it's so hard to be a man!
(End of this chapter)