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Chapter 79 (nearly 9k subscriptions) preview of strange talk
It was too late to say, but it was fast at that time; when the paper figurine saw the big insect rushing towards it, it just flashed behind the paper tiger.

The paper tiger had the hardest time seeing people, so it put its front paws on the ground, lifted its waist and hips, and lifted it up.The paper figurine only flashes aside.Seeing that the paper tiger couldn't catch him, it roared like a thunderbolt in the middle of the sky, shaking the mountain and moving it, and cut the iron rod upside down like a tiger's tail.

……

Yu Liang walked out of the room and looked at it with relish for a while, then asked her, "What did you teach them?"

The 37 paper figurines have disappeared, leaving only the large paper figurine and the paper tiger in front of them. Obviously, the paper figurines and paper tiger are both composed of paper people.

But he didn't see traces of splicing on the paper man and paper tiger, they seemed to be one, as if they were born this way.

"Transfiguration, this is something I taught 'Elephant'." She said, with a bit of nostalgia in her tone, "Elephant is the creation I put the most effort into, unfortunately..."

"What a pity?" Yu Liang asked back.

"It's a pity that it didn't live up to its expectations. It was played around by a group of low-level creatures, and finally became what you call a natural disaster." She shook her head helplessly, there was no pity in her voice, only contempt, "It's actually just a creature that can no longer be controlled. It's just a low-energy mentally retarded with the ability to change shape."

"This ability...the paper figurines can also learn it?" Yu Liang thought of the behemoth, and felt a little miraculous. These paper figurines and the indescribable elephant are obviously not of the same level of creation, but they can actually master the same ability?

"It is said to be a form, but in fact it only needs to change people's cognition." She said slowly, "They already have the ability to manipulate hallucinations. Although they are only visual, and the activation conditions are harsh, they can be regarded as the same ability. "

"That is to say, their current form is just an illusion, but is it actually fake?" Yu Liang seemed to understand a little bit, and stepped forward to touch the paper people. Logically speaking, if it was an illusion, he should touch it one by one. little paper man.

However, this is not the case. The two-meter-tall paper figurine in front of him seems to be a real entity.

"Illusion?" She sneered, "Do you think my influence on those animals in the zoo is an illusion? They have long since become a kind of semi-ideal monster, and the moment the cognitive modification is made, the entity also changes. "

"Okay." Yu Liang nodded.

She continued: "In short, we can let them contract the housework in the future. As a transaction condition, do you have any interesting things other than TV dramas?"

Yu Liang opened his page and found the paper doll character card in the universe, and replied: "I still have a game console, but I haven't played it for a while, so it should still work."

The paper figurines in the universe are still T4.5 monsters, and their ability is still only "Travel".

This method of transformation has not become the ability on the character card, is it because the transformation is just a messy upgrade usage?

Not bad.

"A game console? I seem to have seen it before." Her words showed her interest in the game console, so she asked Yu Liang for it as soon as she reached out her hand.

Yu Liang walked back to the bedroom, took out the mainstream game console from the past few years and handed it to her, along with dozens of game cassettes.

At any rate, he used to be rich in writing books, but he didn't have the energy and money to play these games after he hit the street.

"En." She looked at the game console and a cassette box full of game cassettes that Yu Liang took out for him, and nodded with satisfaction.

"These things should be enough for you to play for a while." Yu Liang said, he glanced at the first cassette she took out, the cover mission was a green hat, it was the annual game a few years ago, he was immediately delighted.

If she can play it, it is estimated that she will spend hundreds of hours in it.

Next, Yu Liang used the game console as the host to cast the screen on the TV, taught her how to use the handle, and then opened a new save file for her.

And she is obviously very spiritual, and soon mastered all of them, controlling the green hat on TV to start an adventure in another world.

Yu Liang looked at it for a while, then looked at the paper tiger and paper man who were still fighting beside him, turned around and went back to his bedroom.

Let's order another dinner.

You can eat while watching the story of Li Huachao in the zoo, and you should be able to eat well.

As long as that guy doesn't do anything disgusting.

-

Li Huachao hid among the branches, motionless.

Now he was in the downwind of his prey, and he completely suppressed the hunter's aura on his body. In this way, his prey would not smell his scent, and would not be wary of his ambush.

He has been squatting at the side door of the Beast Garden for three hours. According to the information given by Tuyou, the director of the meat processing factory will leave through this side door at this time of day every day.

The factory manager does not live in the beast garden, he runs back to his lair several kilometers away every day.

Because the factory manager is not a carnivore, but a moose.

That's right, a herbivorous moose became the director of the meat processing factory in the beast garden.

Li Huachao can probably guess what this moose did to join the meat-type camp. The traitor is obviously more hateful than the enemy, so his vote to join the plain-type is to hunt this moose.

Even with Tuyou as a guarantee for him, the remaining animals in the Su family still have doubts about his status as a hunter.

But he doesn't care about these things, he just needs to tell him the suitable hunting target.

For the moose...

Although a herbivore, even moose in nature are not easy characters to deal with.

A normal moose is more than two meters long, nearly two meters high, and weighs about one ton. The visual impact is much greater than that of a car, and the difficulty of hunting is not much lower than that of those ferocious carnivores. .

What's more, this is a zoo full of strange stories, and the alienated moose factory manager will only be more difficult to deal with than imagined.

At this time, Li Huachao only had two blunt table knives, a crossbow and a few arrows provided by Tuyou.

It's a bit difficult, but it's not impossible. The moose has been alienated, and the hunter has also been alienated, so the relationship between the two will still not be changed. Li Huachao has sufficient confidence in this point.

A figure appeared at the gate of the Beast Garden. He walked out of the side gate quickly. The huge deer head was raised high, which didn't seem to have much influence on his actions.

He is nearly three meters tall, with a stalwart figure and an imposing manner.

The side door was not guarded by staff, so after swiping his ID card, he walked out of the beast garden and walked towards his home.

Since he joined the meat department, he has been walking alone. He seems to be a herbivore after all, and it is normal to be squeezed out by those carnivores. Fortunately, the upper echelons of the meat department value his ability and turn the meat processing Let him take care of it.

He looked around, this side door was very remote, no one should notice it, so he took out a vacuum-packed fresh meat steak from his backpack, unwrapped it and threw it into his mouth.

He chewed and swallowed the two-pound steak in a split second, and the piece of meat that was marked as top-grade in the beast garden disappeared in less than a second, which seemed like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit.

But he can only eat this way, because he is a herbivore, and the meat will only melt into an unbearable fishy smell when it enters his mouth. The taste is like a half-melted candle, without any meaty smell.

If he eats for another second, he may spit out all the contents in his stomach.

But he still wants to eat it, because it is a status symbol, not everyone can bring out a piece of steak to enjoy every day, and he is the only one like this.

So he has to enjoy.

And it is even more so now, for unknown reasons, all human tourists disappeared overnight, and the meat processing factory has changed its source of supply, and can only use meat such as venison and beef from the zoo.

Like the "blood frost" in his hand, it was originally a frozen food accumulated in the past, but it can be called a "delicacy" even now.

Meat and the like, in fact, you can find the fun in it if you eat too much. If you want to describe it, it is that people who have never eaten bitter melon suddenly find that bitter melon is quite delicious one day.

"Huh?" His eyes fell on the bushes by the roadside, and the whiteness in the bushes made him unable to move his eyes away.

There was a man in the bush, a woman.

He licked the corner of his mouth.

Now this woman only has a smooth, snow-white shapely long leg exposed, but he can still see that this woman must have stunning talent.

Employees like them have become animals, carrying strange stories on their bodies, only one thing is still similar to humans.

aesthetic.

Just like a moose, he doesn't think those [-]-[-]-meter-tall female moose in the moose park are good-looking. In his eyes, those white, tender and fragrant human women are more petite and cute.

Although female moose can also use it.

He didn't know what happened to this woman, why she was knocked unconscious and left by the grass, no one cared about these things, he only cared about his desire being finally satisfied.

So he walked there without hesitation, his steps were big, so he got close quickly, and he also found that there were some dried blood on that leg.

died?

It's not bad to die.

"Crack——" He suddenly heard a sound coming from under his feet, and something "bited" his feet, preventing him from moving.

Ok?
He looked down, and if he didn't look carefully, he wouldn't be able to see that it was a bear trap, and this lowering of his head also allowed him to see a rapidly enlarged black shadow beside his feet.

There's something on top of your head!
He reacted in an instant, but it was too late now. Li Hua, who had fallen from the sky, stabbed the moose's back to stabilize the falling trend. With the other hand, he went around to the front and stabbed the moose factory manager's eyes with the table knife.

The table knife is blunt, but it's easy to hit a delicate part like the eye.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The moose covered its eyes that were bursting with pain, and swung its body vigorously, throwing away the assassin behind it.

With his remaining right eye, he looked at the place where the assassin landed, but he only saw the sharp arrows on the crossbow.

Oops!

This eye can't go wrong!
He closed his eyes suddenly, and the arrow shot out and pierced his eyelids.

The moose pulled out the arrow and threw it aside. Fortunately, his right eye was not shot directly, and there was no serious injury. Only the eyelid was stabbed, and blood continued to flow out, dyeing the world seen by the right eye red.

He also has a powerful self-healing ability, but the scope of self-healing does not include important organs, such fragile parts as internal organs and eyes cannot be rebuilt.

"It's a pity." Li Huachao muttered, but his eyes were extremely excited.

So far, the moose has not shown the characteristics of the strange talk on its body, and it would be a bit boring if it ended like this.

"You want to die..." The moose was about to go crazy when it suddenly felt the breath of a hunter on Li Huachao.

Ok?
If he usually met a hunter, of course he wouldn't be afraid, but now that he was ambushed by a hunter and blinded, the moose felt a panic that he hadn't felt for a long time, so he quickly transformed into a moose and fled here like a fly.

Worried that if he ran in another direction, he would guess the hunter's trap, so he chose to return the same way, but when he turned back, he found a woman with rabbit ears blocking the way.

what?
The woman is not...

He turned his head and looked at the grass in front of him in an instant. The woman's leg was still placed in the bushes, while the hunter ran all the way to pick up the leg and put it away.

Is that a broken leg?
The moose looked at the rabbits and hunters who came up one after the other, and couldn't help feeling desperate.

But at this moment, a heavy object in the sky covered it straight down, completely crushing the moose to the ground.

The moose was shocked. He only felt that his body could not move, but he couldn't see what he was pressing on himself, as if he was pressed by a ghost.

Li Hua looked in the direction of the moose, and he saw a strangely colored wall there.

That is "elephant".

After the blind man touched the elephant, the elephant gradually stabilized its body, regained its sanity, and then rejoined the element system, which greatly enhanced the strength of the element element.

Everything seems to be getting better.

Li Hua looked in the direction of the staff dormitory, planning secretly in her heart.

What idea should I have to get that toad into the team?
-

Yu Liangrao watched Li Huachao and Tuyou's joint hunt with interest. They had only cooperated once in the director's office, but the battle at this time was unusually tacit, giving people absolute visual enjoyment.

But at this time, he thought of another thing.

Generally speaking, the heroines are always described in online articles, but in Li Huachao's story, Tuyou is obviously an indispensable character, so...

Don't you want to write Li Huachao and Tuyou as CP?
Yu Liang suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

No, impossible, absolutely impossible.

Is Li Huachao a match?
Of course not.

The most important thing is Tuyou, maybe one day his universe will be upgraded again, and Tuyou will come to reality, in case she sees the love between men and women written in the novel...

Oh, don't wait for her to come, Li Huachao, this dog Denny, will definitely tell Tuyou with embellishments.

Although it was not in the way, Yu Liang still felt that this situation would be embarrassing.

It's like writing a novel that was read by the parents...

Things like XP are all exposed.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk—" There was a sudden knock on the door outside the apartment, followed by a middle-aged man's questioning voice, "Is Mr. Yu Liang there? You have a courier to be paid on delivery."

express delivery?
Yu Liang was taken aback for a moment, he just moved here, no one should know this address, and he hasn't bought anything recently, so who sent this courier?
He walked out of the bedroom and glanced at her, she was still playing the game very seriously.

The progress seems to be pretty good, with four or five stamina and energy, indicating that she has also opened a lot of temples.

He opened the door of the apartment, looked at the courier outside the door and the courier against the wall, and couldn't help wondering: "What is this? I shouldn't have bought anything."

"I don't know about that." The courier smiled, "If you don't want it, then I can reject it and send it back."

The delivery against the wall was in a flat sheet that looked like a mirror or something.

Something is wrong.

He knelt down and looked at the sender on the courier note, it was not a person's name.

Strange talk world.

Okay, got it, it was indeed for me.

But are you officially so picky?
Still need to pay?
"Forget it, let's put it down." Yu Liang chose to stay, paid the high courier fee, and then moved the courier back to the apartment.

He quickly opened the courier, and inside was a brown-black mirror, the mirror body was inlaid in a dark wooden frame, and a circle of floral ornaments was carved on the wooden frame, which looked very elegant.

Next to the mirror is a leaflet, still with a completely black background, and a mirror in the center, which can be seen to be the mirror that Yu Liang got at this time.

Both the mirror in the leaflet and the real mirror are very clear, and can clearly reflect the image of people.

Standing in front of the mirror was a girl with long hair hanging over her shoulders. Her back was facing Yu Liang, so she couldn't see her face.

Well, I'm not wrong, Yu Liang really can't see what the girl looks like.

Because the mirrored girl in the mirror also turned her back to Yu Liang.

The theme of the next dungeon is mirror?
　It's almost 9k, and the first volume is almost finished, do you think the pace is slow?This may be the case for the next volume as well, it will only become interesting after the plot unfolds.

　
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