Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 76 (nearly 5k^_^) strange talk about rules in the forum
"Yu Liang, you are..." A middle-aged man opened the door of the apartment. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yu Liang who was pointing a big crossbow at him. raise.

It's the landlord's face.

"It's so late, why are you here?" Yu Liang was still vigilantly aiming at the landlord with the crossbow's crossbow, and the zoo's trip gave him the greatest inspiration that he should not let down his vigilance under any circumstances.

In the middle of the night, the male landlord opened the tenant's house with a key. If Yu Liang was a single woman living alone, it would definitely be a public opinion event full of buffs.

It's just that the landlord is pointed at by Yu Liang with a compound crossbow, so the direction of public opinion may be different.

He is not worried that the landlord is innocent at the moment. The landlord has many doubts, and Yu Liang has never believed in coincidences.

"Why am I here?" The landlord repeated Yu Liang's words, and suddenly grinned, "You really surprised me, I thought it would be one of my brothers who came out."

Yu Liang was silent, he probably understood what the crocodile was thinking.

Send any person into the strange story dungeon to become a monkey, and the crocodile in the dungeon will turn into a monkey by itself after eating the monkey.

And this crocodile can reverse its personality and escape, so even if the other crocodiles become monkeys, there should be no problem. After all, the three crocodiles are the same in terms of ability and thinking. The only difference is that the experience is poor information. make them slightly different.

Now, the crocodile landlord just needs to wait here for the monkey to come out.

But what the landlord didn't expect was that the monkey that came out was not transformed from other crocodiles, but Yu Liang.

Yu Liang was silent, curious in his heart.

So what is the character of the crocodile reversal?
Now it certainly looks like it has nothing to do with the "monkey-eating" nature.

The landlord of the crocodile sneered: "You don't think that thing will have an effect on me, do you?"

He tore off his own face, and his head quickly transformed into the appearance of a crocodile. He smiled and said, "Actually, I wanted to sneak up on you and kill you with one blow, because then you wouldn't be too scared."

"I can't tell, you're still thinking about me." Yu Liang smiled.

The landlord shook his head: "No, no, when you die in fear, you will secrete a large amount of adrenaline, which will suddenly speed up your body's metabolism, and the cells and tissues will be hypoxic. Muscles will suffer from excessive anaerobic exercise. Lactic acid is secreted, which makes your meat sour and dry, which affects the taste."

"Okay." Yu Liang shrugged. Unexpectedly, the crocodile was quite knowledgeable. He quickly opened his page, preparing to play Li Huachao for the first time, but suddenly he found something missing in his character column.

"Of"!
she is gone!

The next second after discovering this, Yu Liang saw another black figure emerging from the shadow under his feet.

She gently lifted her skirt, then bowed her knees and nodded, performing traditional greetings to the two people present.

Yu Liang glanced at her and exited the interface of the universe.

Now that she's out, it doesn't make any sense to play the hunter.

If she is willing to protect him, no one can kill him, and if she wants to kill him, no one can protect him.

But the crocodile landlord on the other side was stiff on the spot. He had never seen her before, but he knew exactly who she was.

It's it!

that's it!
It's in the zoo!

Why is it in this kind of place? !

He obviously escaped to the real world, and he obviously just wanted to eat a monkey, whether it was a rented monkey or a monkey transformed from another crocodile, why did he meet "it" in this kind of place?
"Ah, Mr. Crocodile." She smiled and said, "You can't eat this man, because he is not a monkey, he is a wolf."

"Not a monkey? How is that possible?" The crocodile landlord retorted subconsciously. His eyes saw the appearance of a monkey, his nose smelled the smell of a monkey, and even what he heard was the noisy chirping of a monkey. Voice.

"I said what he is, and he is what he is." She still smiled, but the smile was a little cold, and she replied to the crocodile, "You are the same."

Her gaze was directly on the crocodile, and the crocodile's body began to change rapidly, and his body turned into the torso of various animals.

Rat body, eagle wings, dog claws...

In just a few seconds, Yu Liang saw that the crocodile landlord had turned into a strange-looking thing. He couldn't name him at all. If he had to say it, it might be a fusion monster.

She said to the crocodile landlord: "You should be thankful, I need someone who is familiar with reality to accompany me now. Let's go, accompany me out to have a look."

"Yes." Inadvertently, the landlord of the crocodile had changed into his original appearance, and naturally he would not do anything against her wishes, but just bowed his head in agreement and followed her.

"Where are you going?" Yu Liang asked behind her. Although he had already made preparations, he was still a little worried when it was time to let her go.

He was leaving the zoo, so he had no choice.

"Relax, I agree with you, I will abide by ethics and regulations." She wrote lightly, "Actually, if no one bullies me, I don't want to hurt anyone."

"Yeah." Seeing what she said, Yu Liang could only nod his head.

This is the design of the root ghost talk task, "Zoo Strange Talk" - "Come to me" - "Hide and Seek".

He just completed the task step by step. If there is any trouble because of this, the ghost world itself will be the one that is guilty.

Yu Liang comforted himself in his heart.

However, when she walked to the door of the apartment and was about to leave the room, a golden light suddenly flashed on her body, and then disappeared in place.

The moment she disappeared, Yu Liang saw astonishment and shock on her face. Obviously, this was not a sudden disappearance and it was not part of her plan, and the crocodile landlord on the side was also stunned, not knowing what to do .

Yu Liang thought of something, reopened the page, and saw that unique golden character appeared in his character column again.

Actually came back?
A bold idea appeared in his mind, and he quickly visually measured the distance from himself to the door of the apartment, which was about five steps, which was the effective range of the characters.

That is, she can't leave her vicinity?
In the next second, the shadow flickered.

She appeared again in a black dress, but this time her face was solemn, as if she was facing some difficulty.

She took a few steps forward in disbelief, trying to get out of the apartment door, but the result was that she returned to Yu Liang's character column again.

"I...why am I trapped again." Her face was full of impatience when she appeared for the third time, and she sat on the chair in the living room, as if thinking about something.

She kept breaking her fingers, watching the pale bones poke out of the skin, the bright red blood dripping down the fingers, and then recovering quickly.

Was clouded.

I was overcast again.

Everything has been arranged, and she will never escape.

Strange talk world, damn Changhong Zoo.

Suddenly, she looked up at Yu Liang, then gave up the tyranny in her heart, and sighed: "Forget it."

Violence can't solve the problem. She is not sure if killing Yu Liang will cause her to die together. She has just come to the real world, so how could she be willing to die with it.

but……

She turned to look at the crocodile landlord who was at a loss at the door of the apartment: "Since I can't leave, there is no need for you to exist."

In an instant, the crocodile landlord's body began to annihilate, and then completely dissipated, and he couldn't even speak a word.

Violence at least put her in a slightly better mood.

"I just canceled the strange talk on my body, the power from the strange talk does not belong to him." She said softly, "Okay, let's talk now."

"About what?" Yu Liang asked back.

"You should know that if I want to appear in reality, I must rely on you as the theme, and I can't leave the five-step range around you." She continued, "But I can't stay with you forever in this place that is not as big as a zoo toilet , I don't want my efforts for so many years just to let me escape from one cage to another smaller cage, that's too stupid."

"So what do you want me to do?"

"Go..." She paused and changed her tone, "Take me out to play."

"Okay." Yu Liang agreed. If he just went out to play, he didn't have any objections. Unfortunately, judging from her words, her purpose should not be as simple as going out to play.

If it's Li Huachao, it's still possible.

She thought for a while and said, "Similarly, I will protect your safety, but only in the real world. You know, I can't leave the character bar in the ghost talk world."

"Yeah." Yu Liang nodded, he naturally knew that he had tried it as early as when she entered his character bar, and the prompt box at that time said very clearly that root characters cannot be used in the world of ghost stories.

It's unrealistic to use "her" as a talisman in the dungeon of the world of ghost stories. In the future, he still has to rely on himself to gain a firm foothold in the dungeon.

Li Huachao let out a long sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart: "Fortunately, fortunately, I still have to rely on me in the future. The number one thug under Yu Boguang's command is still me, Li Huachao, Smecta!"

Yu Liang: "..."

"Just start tomorrow, don't worry about me today." She said so, then sat down on the sofa in Yu Liang's living room, and turned on the small TV at the same time. She has the experience of living in a zoo in normal times, so she doesn't know Know nothing about modern society.

"Okay." Yu Liang nodded, and after taking a deep look at her, he had no choice but to go back to his room.

Li Huachao asked curiously, "Did you say she is wearing underwear? Does she need to take a bath and shit? Will she have menstruation? Normal women will, right? Why don't you ask?"

"To shut up."

"Oh." Li Huachao responded.

Yu Liang sat back at his computer desk, deleted the cold joke in one go, and then stared at the white screen for a long time.

Thinking about it carefully, I still find it amazing that there is actually a humanoid ghost living in his home now.

Fortunately, there is no threat for the time being.

In comparison, the biggest threat to him at this time is the issue of survival.

Well, "hanging out" also costs a lot of money.

He was running out of savings, otherwise he would not have rented such a cheap apartment and thus been targeted by the crocodile landlord.

The last book was a failure and could not take the path of publishing, but now if you want to make money from writing in a short period of time, it is obviously impossible to rely on the path of physical publishing.

So try writing online?
Yu Liang was a little moved, he was no stranger to the writing process of web articles.

The manuscript fee is set on a monthly basis. If you hurry up, you can put it on the shelves within a month, and you can get the first payment in the middle of the next month.

It’s just that he still murmured in his heart that the reason why he didn’t write online articles all the time was definitely not the sense of self-superiority of the actual author. The level of most authors is far from the level of “masterpieces”.

Literati have existed since ancient times, but he thinks it is meaningless. It is very interesting to write something that can make readers happy.

What Yu Liang cared about was his update speed.

The web articles need to be updated daily, and he is used to taking his time, and now he may have to download a copy of the ghost story someday.

Although real time is static, he cannot guarantee that he will be in the mood to continue coding every time he comes back from life and death.

Maybe never come back.

Procrastination and interruption have a great impact on the performance of online writing.

Forget it, give it a try, maybe I will pounce again, it doesn’t make sense to think about it now, maybe there will be no readers with bad reviews when I write it.

In the end, Yu Liang decided to write first, as his savings would probably last for two months.

As an author, he has a strong desire to make up stories, and this time he came back from the world of strange stories, this desire has reached its peak.

I am already very tired today, of course I need to take a rest, the experience of Changhong Zoo is still very exhausting.

Yu Liang naturally closed the writing page and opened the browser.

And this is not pure relaxation, he has to choose a suitable web site first, and see what are the characteristics of the top-ranked books.

Researching the market is always what a commercial author should do before writing. He needs to find out his reader group, what type of people read what type of book, and he must write a suitable story according to the appropriate reader group.

Then I swipe and swipe, and click into the forum naturally, and swipe up eye-catching posts meaninglessly.

"Ghost talk story meeting?" Yu Liang suddenly noticed a popular post on the forum. He is very sensitive to the word "weird talk" now, so he clicked in to have a look.

Probably the content is that the host was bored and called on everyone to post some exciting ghost stories in the forum. At first, no one cared, but after a few interesting folk tales appeared and became popular, everyone actively participated.

However, it is clear that netizens will not play their cards according to the normal routine, so Yu Liang saw inexplicable reversals at the end of several strange stories, such as suddenly inserting a "crazy Thursday" and other messy things.

He smiled, and suddenly his hands itched.

If he wants to write a book, he is not ready yet, because he still needs to prepare the character design and outline, but if he wants to talk about surfing the Internet, then he will be excited, and he will completely revise the rules of Changhong Zoo, adding a lot content, then placed on the first floor.

Lao Jiang once told him that after recognizing the existence of "it", pollution will occur.

Although Yu Liang felt that writing some related stories would not be regarded as recognizing "it". After all, everyone knew that the strange stories he wrote were false, but just to be on the safe side, he changed "it" to "indescribable" image".

Anyway, in a sense, elephants can also transform into other animals, and adding some settings to their abilities can perfectly replace the existence of "it".

【Instructions for visitors to Duanhong Zoo】

1. Only one person can enter the park once per ticket, and there is no refund or exchange service for tickets.The park ticket is a general pass, which can visit all the exhibition halls in the park, but a small fee is required for the following items: catering, accommodation, amusement projects, animal performances, night exhibitions, etc.

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【White Rabbit Park】

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【Tourist's note】

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【Security Diary】

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【Note from the security room】

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Soon he imitated the tone of tourists and security guards and wrote some warnings and crazy words. For Yu Liang who just came out of Changhong Zoo, this was not too simple. I am very afraid to describe it.

It seems normal, but there are abnormalities everywhere, and the weirdness is inadvertently soaked into the bone marrow.

Yu Liang updated several floors, but the traffic of this forum seems to be very high, and his post was quickly suppressed below.

"What, no one replied, so I wrote it in vain." He muttered, but it didn't matter, he was actually polishing his next story.

It was late at night now, and it was time for him to go to bed.

He narrowed his eyes, feeling sleepy.

"Good night, Yu Liang." Li Hua said.

"Good night."

The sound of the TV outside the house came faintly, but Yu Liang today is not as light sleep as before, he fell asleep very quickly.

　It's the weekend, take a break

　
(End of this chapter)