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Chapter 70 Let's Make a "Thanksgiving Day"
"I'm not a monkey?"

Yu Liang noticed himself in the mirror and was also surprised.

In the mirror he was a wolf standing up in human form, looking like a werewolf on a full moon.

However, although……

This looks quite handsome, unlike the greasy middle-aged pot-bellied rabbit wolf near Mingxin Lake, the wolf's face in the mirror is sharp and angular, and its eyes are full of rebelliousness.

It fits Yu Liang's temperament very well.

Well, at least that's how it seemed to him.

"Of course you are not a monkey." Li Hua, who was carrying the cub on his back, mumbled to God, "Look, Yu Liang's 'liang' has some 'beast texture' added, isn't this a wolf?"

Yu Liang was startled when he heard the words.

Bad, I actually heard the wisdom from Li Huachao's words, he must not be Li Huachao!

Possessed by some god of wisdom, Azathoth, right?
Yu Liang complained frantically in his heart, but he also figured out the reason in an instant.

He is a "monkey" only because he was involved in the strange talk of "monkey and crocodile", and in the label of "it", his character belongs to "wolf".

The reflection of this mirror should be the real personality label, so I am a wolf in monkey skin?

Monkey wolf?
Why does it feel weird.

He complained in his heart, and then looked at Tuyou, who couldn't help taking a step back, looking at the two people in front of him warily.

"Don't worry, we won't hurt you." The wolf face in the mirror grinned, revealing a bloody mouth and white teeth.

Tuyou suddenly felt that he had been caught in a trap, and was brought to this dangerous place by an abnormal-looking hunter and a wolf.

"Really don't be afraid. You think that in the film and television works of the past few years, animations, movies, etc., aren't wolves all good people? Especially when they stay with rabbits." Li Huachao persuaded with kind words, and said it quite Makes sense.

"I haven't seen it." Tuyou was skeptical, because of the note left by Yu Liang before, she subconsciously regarded them as good people, but now that she saw Yu Liang's real body, she was a little uncertain.

"Let's go up first." Yu Liang didn't care too much, he walked into the work center directly, since his real body is a "carnivore" made of iron, then verbal explanations are definitely useless, and he can only look at the rabbit. Yuu himself believed them or not.

But that's not important, he only planned to take Li Huachao to meet "it".

But what is the character label of a wolf?

Yu Liang thought in his heart, he examined himself objectively, but he didn't find any obvious negative character.

violent?

Not so much, right?

insidious?

He has always taken the criminal law as his mind and code of conduct, and everything is self-defense.

I don't know what "it" saw in him. In short, Yu Liang felt that he was wronged. He was just a law-abiding citizen. How could he be confused with those brutal carnivorous factions?

"Wait, I'll go up with you." Tuyou finally followed.

Yu Liang has the principal's ID card on her body, and only he can go up to the fifth floor. If she misses this opportunity, she may never have the chance to face "it" again in her life.

"Okay." Yu Liang nodded, he didn't resist Tuyou's following, and it can be judged that Tuyou's nature is kind from simple getting along.

In this case, there is nothing wrong with carrying it.

The corridor on the first floor of the work center was empty and without lights.

The doors on both sides of the corridor and the windows at the end are closed, and it seems that there is no light. There are blue plastic chairs on both sides of the corridor, which is very old-fashioned.

The whole corridor looks very gloomy, with a layer of underworld filter. Yu Liang looks at it from this angle. If a ghostly figure is added at the end of the corridor, maybe this picture can be directly used as a poster for a horror movie. There is no problem.

The crisp footsteps sounded here, as if to wake up some creatures sleeping here.

"Da da da da..."

Yu Liang knocked on the door of each room with his blind stick while walking through the corridor, and judged what was going on in the room through the images transmitted to his mind. There is no danger.

"There seems to be no one here." Yu Liang had already reached the end of the corridor, and he said to Li Huachao who was beside him.

Li Hua glanced at him, and supported the woman in red who slid down from behind: "Of course there will be no one here."

"Forget it, let's go to the fifth floor first." Yu Liang stopped talking and walked quickly to the elevator on the inside of the first floor. There is only one elevator that can go up to the fifth floor, and the use of that elevator is only authorized by the director. Only then.

Of course, the authority now rests with him.

He used the director's ID card to open the only private elevator for the director who can go up to the fifth floor. The three of them walked into the elevator, and the elevator continued to go up to the fifth floor.

"Ding——" The elevator stopped on the fifth floor, and the elevator door slowly opened, revealing the fifth floor that had been dusty for an unknown amount of time in front of the three of them.

The windows are bright and clean, as bright and clean as new.

The thick curtains on both sides of the corridor were pushed to the two sides, and the bright morning sun shone in, passing through the potted plants and seats, casting large irregular shadows on the ground.

light.

film.

Yu Liang clearly remembered that the director of the previous generation buried the entire fifth floor in the dark, just to prevent "it" from freely shuttling in it, and wanted to restrict its range of activities near the elevator.

But now, the mottled shadows on the ground undoubtedly indicate one thing, this place that should have been "it"'s forbidden zone is now its paradise, and it can appear wherever it wants.

"Click—" The round doorknob of the office on the fifth floor fell off, then rolled on the ground, and gradually rolled in front of Yu Liang.

Before he could take a closer look at what it was, there were three or four footsteps coming from that room, only two bangs were heard, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open, and three or four huge doll monsters appeared in front of the three of them .

teddy bear.

doll dog.

doll tiger.

Their eyes, mouths and noses were stitched together with red thread, and their messy fur was stained with reddish-brown blood clots. They were so huge that they almost filled the corridor when they stood together.

These dolls...

It's not like Yu Liang hasn't seen it before, at least he's seen a doll bear in the Sweetheart Square park of the cosplayer game, but the doll bear was not so huge at that time, and the eyes were not sealed.

"Sure enough, there are monsters." Li Huachao murmured in a low voice, and the two familiar table knives slipped out of his sleeves. It's not that he couldn't find a better weapon. Yu Liang also proposed to replace him with Lao Duliu. Great knife down the line.

But Li Huachao was not interested in this, and instead complained that Yu Liang couldn't write a book.

A "hunter who fights with a table knife" is obviously easier to be remembered by readers, and easier to be remembered means easier to sell.

This is a good setting, Yu Liang...

Gee.

No wonder they rushed to the street.

The doll bear seemed to have heard what Li Huachao was saying, and immediately replied in a muffled voice: "What monster?! Who are you calling a monster?"

"Who should scold me." Li Hua shrugged, and the cub behind him immediately understood, jumped off his back, and glared at the three doll monsters opposite him.

The doll bear roared and asked angrily:

"I used to live in the mountains, standing at the top of the food chain, and my life was extremely healthy."

"And you invade my land and claim it all yours."

"You slaughter animals wantonly for their fur and flesh."

"You destroy vegetation and cultivate fields, just to make the environment more suitable for your survival."

"And now, you call us monsters?!"

Li Huachao answered without thinking, with a tone full of indifference:
"Then why don't I set up a 'Thanksgiving Day' for you?"

doll:"???"

Yu Liang: "..."

Not to mention, it actually makes sense, someone has done this before.

However, the original doll bear seemed to obey the director of the previous generation, but this one claimed to "originally lived in the mountains", that is to say, the doll was still the same, but the soul inside the doll was " Is it replaced?

So where is "it" now?

He kept saying that he should come to find "it", so he should show up, right?
Could it be that the game of "peek-a-boo" has already begun?

In the corridor, the doll bear naturally couldn't understand what Li Huachao was sarcastic, but at the moment it didn't want to talk nonsense with these three people anymore, so it rushed over brazenly.

And the doll tiger and doll dog behind it did not hesitate at all. Following its footsteps, the three beasts rushed forward like a bulldozer, and the potted plants and chairs along the road were violently smashed to pieces.

As soon as Yu Liang stretched out his hand, four dark shadows emerged from under his feet like lightning, and the four shadow waiters rushed forward trying to grab the doll bear's legs to stop the bear from moving forward.

However, their strength is not much stronger than that of ordinary people. It is okay to say that the shadows who bully normal tourists are a little powerless when facing this kind of monster bear. I saw the shadow waiter on the ground tightly hugging the limbs of the doll bear shadow, But it was still carried into the air like four banners facing the wind.

This can show that these three teddy bears are far stronger than Shadow Waiter. Their gradient level is very high, and they cannot be instantly killed by "Scavenger".

"These three things together are much better than the dormitory." Li Huachao suddenly put away the knife, then turned around and said loudly to Yu Liang's position, "I can't fight, let's broadcast!"

But when he turned around, he saw nothing, Yu Liang and Tuyou were gone, and there was nothing behind him, as if there had never been anyone here.

There was only one room marked with the number "225", but the door was tightly closed, and Li Huachao was not given a chance.

Li Huachao: "..."

It turns out that the teammates have already downloaded it.

was sold again.

Yu Liang is getting more and more proficient in selling his teammates.

Li Hua looked at the three doll monsters approaching and sighed.

Even though he has rich experience in stalking monsters, he still feels a little headache, because there is only such a corridor on the fifth floor, and the end of the corridor is a dead end.

No, there is an escape exit.

Li Huachao noticed that there were two closed doors in front of him, and there was a small green running figure symbolizing "safety exit" near the corner of the door.

There should be a stairwell behind the door. As long as the range of activities increases, he can still take the three dolls around like a doll, after all, their speed is still within his tolerance.

Not to mention that he also has a "Nai" character exchanged from Yan Xiaolong, which has sufficient endurance support.

Li Huachao ran to the door, pushed the door and twisted the handle, without any signs of loosening.

It's true, if you can go up to the fifth floor from this staircase, what's the point of that locked private elevator?

He glanced back, the three dolls were only a few steps away from him, and he could already smell the mixed bloody stench on them.

Li Hua continued to move forward, ran all the way to the window at the end of the corridor, and then jumped out of the window.

The three dolls followed closely behind. They didn't worry about the fifth floor outside at all. After all, even if they really fell, they wouldn't have any problems, because they were just dolls.

The height of the mere fifth floor is impossible to break.

Li Hua took a step forward and stepped onto the window sill, but instead of smashing the window and jumping out, he kicked hard on the window sill, and with a backflip, he passed the three dolls up and down.

He saw the right moment in the air, controlled his body to land on the back of the doll tiger, and then took out a table knife and stabbed at the doll tiger's neck without hesitation.

"You're dead!" Li Huachao smirked and stabbed vigorously, the expression on his face was that of a villain.

The tip of the knife slid away on the fur surface of the doll tiger, and Li Huachao was taken aback by the feeling of being lost, even the doll tiger.

what's the situation?
Can it be pierced?
The table knife was too blunt. It would be fine if it was to stab those tourists, and it would be easy to find a point of attack, but now to attack this kind of doll filled with cotton, the table knife was not sharp enough to cut their skin.

Well, Yu Liang, you are right, I do need a slightly sharper one...

A sharp knife.

Li Hua waved his hand and jumped off the doll tiger, keeping a distance of about five meters. He could still react to the sudden attack at this distance.

The moment he looked back, he saw Yu Liang and Tuyou coming out of room 225 and trotting into the director's office.

Well, it seems that Yu Liang still understands me very well, so he took this opportunity to rush into the director's office.

But if you really believe me, aren't you afraid that I will be torn apart by three monsters?
"They're in!"

"Stop them!"

"Kill them!"

The three puppet beasts communicated quickly, and then rushed towards Li Huachao who was blocking the middle of the road at the same time.

"So are there any more handsome lines now? It's the kind that can impress readers all day long. If I knew it, I'd ask the street writer first."

Li Huachao muttered softly, and finally finalized his lines, "My dignified and righteous partners will not let you pass!"

The table knife is one front and one back, one is holding the front and the other is holding the back.

He smiled and faced the three dolls.

The so-called soft and blunt blade is only because the strength is not strong enough, and the speed is not fast enough.

As long as there is strength and speed beyond the rules, even soft things can become sharp.

Picking flowers and picking leaves can be a blade, let alone a knife in your hand.

It doesn't matter if it's just a table knife, a knife can destroy everything.

I said.

(End of this chapter)