Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 69 (6k [-]-in-[-] for subscription) Yu Liang in the mirror is not a monkey

Rabbits eat wolves.

Yu Liang swallowed, he really didn't think of such a thing.

It turned out that the note he left was not a warning reminder to Rabbit employees, but a guide.

"What's the matter, acquaintance?" Li Huachao whistled, he looked over from a distance, his eyes quickly swept over the key points, "The legs are so long and the figure is good, it looks like the type you like."

"That's not human at all." Yu Liang glanced at him.

"What's wrong with not being human? Wouldn't it be better not to be human?" Li Huachao expressed disdain for Yu Liang's conservative world view, and then he patted the woman in the red skirt beside him, "Boy, right?"

"Zizi" was the name he gave to the woman in the red dress. Yu Liang didn't understand the meaning of this name, but he didn't bother to think about it when he thought that it was chosen by Li Huachao.

Maybe it's just because "little bunny" doesn't sound good.

The woman in the red skirt heard Li Huachao's call, and she didn't know what Li Huachao was talking about, so she nodded in agreement, looking like a dog.

"She seems to be waving to us, do you want to stop?" Li Huachao asked.

The staff member of Rabbit was standing under the sign of "Mingxin Lake" waiting for the park bus. Obviously, she recognized the car driven by Li Huachao as the official bus of the zoo.

"Stop, you don't have to worry." Yu Liang thought for a while, and chose to carry the rabbit staff.

Judging from the sentence she left before, she didn't seem to have any malice towards Yu Liang who was a monkey, and now that there are hunters by his side, he doesn't have to worry too much about danger.

"Okay." Li Huachao nodded, looking thoughtfully at the slender rabbit employee.

After a while, he asked: "You said that if you use the word 'Nai', and some of your... er, what's that, to form a character for 'pregnancy', does it mean that anyone you meet can make someone pregnant?"

Li Huachao continued to radiate ideas, and became more and more excited: "Conceived in the void? Isn't this awesome? Wait another 20 years for the sons to grow up, all of them will become writers, and all of them will find their Li Huachao to help. Damn."

Yu Liang: "..."

The slots are so dense that he doesn't know where to start.

He discovered another place where Li Huachao was much stronger than Lao Du.

Li Huachao has a big brain and is good at using the rules of words to do some inexplicable things.

"Within five steps, those who see it will have a share; within ten steps, a woman will be pregnant, and she will not stay for a thousand miles." Li Huachao marveled, and his tone was full of eagerness, "Yu Boguang, who travels alone for thousands of miles."

Yu Liang picked up the character "雷" silently, and a character "雷" gradually took shape in his hands, and blue-purple lightning lingered on the strokes of the character "雷".

Li Huachao suddenly smiled, and made a zip gesture on his mouth, indicating that he shut up.

But how could he be idle, watching the flashing "Thunder" character, controlling the steering wheel with one hand, and poking the character on Yu Liang's hand with the other hand: "Yo, This character is still an artistic word."

"Zi-"

The moment Li Huachao touched the "Thunder" character, there was a sound of electric current in the car, and Li Huachao was also twitched non-stop by the electricity, and even rushed to the side of the road with the bus, and was about to turn over the lawn and plunge into it. In Mingxin Lake, Yu Liang quickly grabbed the steering wheel to control the bus, which prevented the tragedy from happening.

The out-of-control bus pulled to the brakes on the side of the road at the zoo and came to a sudden stop.

Li Hua shook his head, shook his body, and shouted in surprise: "This electrotherapy is so refreshing, my whole body is numb!"

Without waiting for him to ask to try again, Yu Liang prejudged withdrew the character "雷" and said angrily, "If you don't know how to drive, let me do it."

Li Huachao smiled resentfully: "Okay, okay, I know, I know."

"Da da da." The glass door of the bus was knocked softly, and the rabbit staff outside the car door quietly looked at Yu Liang and Li Huachao through the glass.

They didn't notice that the rabbit employee had already come out of the car door while braking, and Li Huachao didn't hesitate, and directly pressed the button to open the glass door to let the rabbit employee in.

"You are not bus drivers." This is the first sentence that Rabbit staff came up to say, with a crisp voice.

Although it is a narrative, it carries a questioning meaning.

Yu Liang nodded: "We are volunteer drivers driven by interest."

She lingered on Yu Liang for a moment, then landed on Li Huachao: "I've seen you before, you didn't look like this a few days ago."

Ok?
What do you mean?
Did you mean Old Du?
Li Huachao and Lao Du both have the aura of hunters, and it is not surprising that the rabbit staff can feel it.

"It's just rejuvenation." Li Huachao said nonsense, and then asked her purpose, "Where are you going? We will give you a ride."

"Just walk along this road. I'm not on duty today." The rabbit employee said, "My name is Tuyou."

"Good name." Li Huachao praised, which is a rare compliment for him, and then he hummed softly, "Happy birthday rabbit pomelo, happy birthday rabbit pomelo~"

Rabbit pomelo: "..."

"I'm Yu Liang, and he's Li Huachao." Yu Liang introduced himself briefly, and then asked, "Then where are you going? And what's the meaning of the note last time?"

Tuyou looked at Li Huachao on the side, with some doubts in his eyes, and asked subconsciously: "Is this okay to say?"

"Don't worry about him, he's not human either." Yu Liang glanced at Li Huachao and said without hesitation, "Do you think normal people might be mixed with a strange creature?"

Crouching in the driver's seat, the girl in the red skirt seemed to know that she was mentioned in the conversation, and immediately poked her head out to look at Tuyou, then shrank back as if frightened, and hid beside Li Huachao's legs.

"Yeah." Tuyou also nodded when she saw this, she looked at Yu Liangdao, "You are a new monkey, a trustworthy animal."

Sure enough, it was because of my monkey identity.

Yu Liang understood in his heart that since he got infected with the monkey talk, some animals have shown natural kindness to him one after another, such as the rabbit pomelo in front of him and those starlings.

Strictly speaking, the Frog Man and Tibetan Fox in the performance hall are actually similar, at least neither of them showed obvious offensive intentions towards Yu Liang.

If an ordinary tourist came, the result can be imagined.

"Can you trust it? Then do you know a crocodile employee?" Yu Liang bluntly stated his real purpose without hesitation.

It is true that the monkey cannot kill the crocodile, because that violates the ghost story, but the hunter can, and a well-prepared hunter has the ability to kill any animal.

"Crocodile employee? I know." Tuyou nodded, but the next second poured cold water on Yu Liang.

She continued: "That crocodile is immortal, I have eaten him seven times."

Immortal.

Immortal...

Yu Liang got a headache when he heard the words, this is the last thing he wants to see, if even a hunter like Li Huachao can't deal with the crocodile employees, how can he solve this strange talk about him?

Is it possible to escape this strange talk by leaving the zoo?
No, the crocodile employee has not appeared for a long time. If it is really immortal, why should we be afraid of Li Huachao?
"If he is immortal, isn't he invincible?" Yu Liang frowned and asked, "Is there no limit?"

"It should be. Every time after devouring him, it will take a few days to see him again. His rebirth should take some time." Tuyou continued.

Yu Liang understood, this is in line with common sense.

Although the crocodile will be resurrected after being killed, it takes time to revive. If the crocodile employee is killed by Li Huachao under such circumstances, many things can happen within two or three days of resurrection. Maybe when he is resurrected, another crocodile specimen has already been eaten. If you kill the monkey and hide it, you will lose your wife and lose your army.

This is not in line with the values ​​​​of the crocodiles, so the crocodiles will not make such a choice.

"But why did you eat the crocodile? And the wolf just now?" Yu Hao asked curiously, "If it's inconvenient, you don't need to talk about it."

But Tuyou didn't mean to hide it, she glanced at Yu Liang, and said: "The animals in this zoo are either the embodiment of strange stories, or they are mutations from former employees."

"None of them are normal animals? The ones that are locked in cages, raised in captivity..." Yu Liang suddenly interrupted Tuyou, because he couldn't understand what Tuyou said.

The snakes in the prairie animal area and the flamingos in the bird area look completely normal, neither like mutants nor strange stories.

"They're not animals, they're all shells." Tuyou said coldly, "Among the mutated employees, there are carnivores and herbivores. Carnivores often have extremely negative character labels, cruel, ferocious, and greedy. Whereas herbivores are mostly associated with cowardice, timidity, childishness, and they are all weak."

"So you are divided into two camps?" Yu Liang understood.

Tuyou nodded, then shook his head again: "It can only be roughly distinguished in this way, not absolutely according to food habits. We are called 'vegetarian', and they are 'meat'. Besides, some naturally formed strange stories If they are all in the meat camp, their personalities will be more compatible, and vegetarian animals are often not so aggressive towards tourists."

"Aren't monkeys omnivorous?" Li Huachao in the driver's seat suddenly said, "He just ate... sauerkraut beef yesterday."

Yu Liang glared at Li Huachao.

Don't mention the sauerkraut beef anymore.

"But you won't help them, will you?" Tuyou said with certainty, she could feel a completely different breath from Yu Liang from those carnivorous animals.

"Yeah." Yu Liang didn't deny it. Tuyou's simple words made him feel that the world view has expanded. The animals in this zoo are also divided into factions, and the relationship between them seems intricate.

He looked at Tuyou and said, "But you don't look cowardly or timid, even..."

"You want to ask me why I can hunt carnivorous animals?" Tuyou saw Yu Liang's doubts in her heart, and she explained, "As long as you complete the reverse transformation of your personality, you can continue to mutate and become a real animal." Monster, like I just did."

"I see, then it's quite difficult." Yu Liang understood instantly, reversed his personality, and knew the difficulty after thinking about it.

It is easy to change the country, but it is difficult to change the nature. The sayings from ancient times to the present are not unreasonable, not to mention the animals in the zoo that are labeled by "it", if they do not have great perseverance and determination, it is absolutely impossible.

Looking at it this way, the faction of herbivores is very weak. The guests in the "animal cannibal performance" in the performance hall are obviously the opposite of herbivores, and here, except for the reverse personality of rabbit pomelo, which caused a second Except for the mutated one, wouldn't the others be as funny as those two starlings?
Wouldn't that mean that the rabbit pomelo in front of him should take care of the overall situation?

Thinking about it this way, Rabbit pomelo is really hard work, cleaning up nearby carnivorous animals while working part-time.

Yu Liang couldn't help being awed.

"Well, and after reversing our personalities, we will get a chance to leave the zoo." Tuyou continued, and then smiled, "It's only that one chance, but I gave it up because I can't leave my comrades behind .”

"Then it's my turn to ask you guys now." Tuyou said, she was obviously not a simple little white rabbit, and she told Yu Liang this information because she had something special for Yu Liang and the two of them.

"Ask." Yu Liang readily agreed, but it was his own choice to tell the truth.

"Would you like to join us? Our strength is limited, but we can still provide you with some help." Tuyou always seemed to be so straightforward when speaking, "But on the contrary, I would like to ask you and the hunter beside you to assist us hunting carnivores."

"That's no problem." Yu Liang nodded quickly in agreement. In the current situation, it is impossible for him to be accommodated by the camp of carnivores, so his choice can be imagined.

As for assisting in the hunting of carnivores...

God, did you see Li Huachao's sparkling eyes?
Those that don't work, are almost catching up with incandescent lamps.

At least Yu Liang felt that he would definitely not be able to control Li Huachao in this state, so he might as well just agree, anyway, hunting carnivorous animals is good for him, and maybe he can get a "butcher" or something like that stamp.

The most important thing is that he has the initiative. This kind of assistance is not mandatory, so he can choose by himself.

If he could complete the hide-and-seek with "it" earlier, if he could leave here directly, those hunting or not hunting would naturally have nothing to do with him, but the help that Tuyou can provide at this time is real.

This deal will definitely not lose money.

"Then what are you going to do now?" Tuyou asked, if it wasn't something urgent, she planned to go back to her lair to digest the rabbit wolf just now.

It takes time to turn a rabbit wolf into the nutrients of the body.

"Go to the employee center to find 'it'." Li Huachao replied without thinking.

Tuyou provided him with the opportunity to hunt, so he now finds Tuyou very pleasing to the eye, second only to Yu Liang's.

The girl in the red skirt suddenly trembled all over, and then stared warily at Tuyou who was sitting behind.

She instinctively felt something was wrong.

stare--

"Looking for 'it'?" Tuyou's eyes widened. Her face was originally small and her eyes were originally big. Now she looks like a cartoon character, which looks very interesting. This is also her rare expression of surprise. Come.

Just say the word "it", without any specific identification, without saying any characteristics, and all the animals in this zoo will know that "it" is said.

"It" is like a shadow that lives in the hearts of all tourists and animals, and it can seduce the fear in each animal's heart without extra words.

It is the chief culprit for the zoo to become what it is today, but it doesn't seem to care about the occurrence and development of all this, it just watches silently in the dark, occasionally cheering and occasionally annoyed.

All animals know that "it" exists, but all animals cannot find it unless it is willing to appear in front of you.

Rabbit pomelo has not heard about "it" for a long time, because there are almost nothing that can interest it now.

So what do these two go to 'it' for? !

But then she regained her composure, shook her head and said, "It's indeed in the employee center, but you can't get in. Only the director can get in there."

"Director? Is this okay?" Yu Liang took out his ID card and showed it in front of Tuyou.

"Yu Liang... Director?!" Tuyou was shocked for the second time. She looked at Yu Liang in disbelief, and then looked at the photo and position on the ID card to confirm that she was right. In self-doubt, "No, shouldn't the head of the garden be called Lin Youfeng? Isn't the head of the garden all called Lin Youfeng? Why?"

"It's been different since I started." Yu Liang said, he noticed the word "du" in Tuyou's words just now, and doubts arose in his heart.

The previous director said that every generation of directors used the name Lin Youfeng, but except for themselves, other employees would not remember the existence of the previous directors, but she seemed to know the meaning of Tuyou. How many principals are there?
Did she discover it by herself, or is it some other hidden secret?
"I'll go with you." Tuyou said without hesitation, and then repeated, as if to strengthen his determination, "Let's find 'it' together, and bring me along."

Looking at Tuyou with a firm expression, although she didn't say what she was going to do, Yu Liang understood at this moment, so he nodded in response, and then said to Li Hua, "Are you going to the employee center now? "

Li Huachao didn't speak.

Yu Liang felt something was wrong and asked, "Where are you going now?"

"Okay, okay, go to the employee center, I understand." Li Huachao sighed, and then turned the steering wheel violently.

When the vehicle was turning, Yu Liang also saw the signboard of the original destination.

Wild beast garden.

Just by the name, you can tell where it is, and it might even be the headquarters of the "meat type" camp.

No wonder this guy didn't say anything from the very beginning, and his feelings are so muffled here, it really belongs to you.

Tuyou also noticed the signboard of "Beast Park", and his heart tightened.

Suddenly she didn't really want to follow this hunter and Yu Liang, a blind man.

always feel...

Very unreliable look.

But Yu Liang's ID card is indeed printed with the principal, if the principal is looking for "it", he must be able to find it.

If you can find "it"...

After half an hour's drive, the three of Yu Liang arrived at the gate of the employee center. Li Hua stopped the car quickly, then looked at Yu Liang, "Let's go?"

"Let's go." Yu Liang responded, and he looked at the somewhat familiar staff area. It was the working hours of the staff, so he could see some staff here and there in the building.

But this time "it" didn't let the employees turn around to say hello to him again, it seems that it was released when they came to apply for the alienation occupation certificate last time.

Tuyou followed the two of them and walked towards the most central "work center". This was not the first time she had come here, but this time it gave her a completely different feeling from the past.

Something is cheering, something is looking forward to their arrival.

no no.

Not looking forward to them, but looking forward to Yu Liang's arrival.

A group of people came to the door of the work center, and the mirror at the door was still brand new after so many years, clearly reflecting their portraits.

Tuyou looked at the animal shadow in the mirror, his body stiffened involuntarily at this moment.

She is still a rabbit in the mirror, but Yu Liang in the mirror is not a monkey.

Yu Liang is not a monkey!

　Big chapter, big chapter, too lazy to divide chapters, put them together^_^
Let's change to [-] first. Relatives are here today and I'm a little busy.

　
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