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Chapter 640 Smiling Bucket
"I feel much better after taking the medicine. I have long said that there is a big problem with this ocean." An Buchen's head consumed all the spiritual stone medicine, and was picked up by her own hands and feet and placed on the top of the bucket. Then she looked at the little paper man and asked, "Where were we talking about just now?"

The paper man Xiaoyi was still immersed in the shock of seeing the second Yu Liang in the bucket. It couldn't tell whether the Yu Liang in the bucket was real or fake, so there was only one thought left in its mind.

Try burning it. If it burns, it is definitely real. If it doesn’t burn, it may be fake.

It looked around and noticed that the lamps used in the stone chamber were not oil lamps, but simpler electric lamps.

Lights...

But where does electricity come from?

The paper man didn't find a power source, nor did he find anything that could ignite a flame. Now that it no longer had the power of ghost stories, it couldn't use [False Talk] to create a flame.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi immediately thought of the remaining Coke and hamburgers on Yu Liang’s boat, and couldn’t help but curse regretfully in his heart.

Waijilaxibayuliang, a glutton!
The paper man's reaction made An Buchen frown. She stretched out her long arm, flicked the paper man's head, and said impatiently: "I'm asking you a question. Where was I just now?"

The paper figurine answered subconsciously: "Yu Liang! I saw it! No, you said Yu Liang!"

"Oh, yes, Yu Liang." An Buchen nodded, and then continued: "Yu Liang is a special resource. Like medicine, it can temporarily restore our sanity, but it is not addictive. He will randomly appear in the barrels of other characters in the universe. Once he appears, he must be captured and eaten quickly, otherwise he will rot and stink, and lose his vitality..."

Xiaoyi scratched his head, still unable to understand what An Buchen wanted to say.

Not only could it not understand, it even doubted An Buchen's identity, because in its impression, An Buchen didn't seem to be this...

Wild and eccentric, right?

It's understandable if there's a Huachao master hidden in the barrel, but An Buchen is like this now...

Xiaoyi wants to try burning it.

"You'd better be careful of the barrel man, and also be careful of me. I am a barrel man, but I am also part of the universe. Believe me, I will not harm you."

"Yes, I am also a barrel man, but can you blame me? I was a barrel man as soon as I entered the dungeon. I haven't even seen Yu Liang. No, I'd better not see Yu Liang."

"If only Yu Liang had appeared in the barrel of the Moon Butler at the beginning, that guy could go back in time and reverse the flow of time, and Yu Liang wouldn't have died."

"I am too dangerous. I want to hide at the end of the world. I want to shrink into a cave and die alone..."

An Buchen kept talking to himself, his voice becoming smaller and smaller, and finally turning into a long sigh.

She fell into a deep sleep and closed her eyes peacefully. Her breathing gradually became steady and the whole bucket rose and fell slowly with her breathing, just like sleeping leisurely in a fortress mansion with a skylight on a summer afternoon, full of comfort and security.

Seeing An Buchen sleeping so carelessly, the paper man scratched his head in confusion. He looked at the stone chamber which was gradually becoming quiet, and a strong curiosity surged in his heart.

It was difficult for the paper man to control his hands, so he immediately jumped off the man's shoulder and landed lightly next to An Buchen's head. He looked at the head which was the same size as his own, and then at the gap on the top of the bucket. He couldn't help but push An Buchen's head away and stretched his head to look at the scene inside the bucket which was blocked by his head.

I saw a heart beating slowly, transporting light blue fluid to various organs through blood vessels, driving the normal functioning of the entire body.

The red internal organs and the light blue special blood complemented each other. The paper man Xiaoyi could even see the white gem powder that An Buchen had just eaten in the translucent esophagus, falling rapidly along with a waterfall of saliva, and finally falling into the lake-like stomach acid, and was completely digested into the energy needed for the bucket.

Stone?

Just now, this person's head swallowed some stones, but they clearly didn't pass through the esophagus. So why did these stones still enter the bucket?
Questions arose in Xiaoyi's mind, but were interrupted by another more important matter.

By the way, Yu Liang!
Yu Liang who was just in the bucket!
What about Yu Liang who sleeps like a baby? !

Xiaoyi concentrated on searching for Yu Liang's whereabouts, but found nothing. Yu Liang seemed to have evaporated into thin air and disappeared into the bucket.

Yes, it seemed that there were no such organs in the bucket where Yu Liang was lying just now.

"Plop-plop-"

The beating of the heart interrupted Xiaoyi's thoughts. He looked at the heart again and found that it was beating much faster than before.

Jumping faster?

The human heart beats fast, which means...

Getting excited?

The paper man's brain worked for a moment, and he soon and proudly came up with the correct answer, and then he realized something else.

The heart is excited which seems to mean that An Buchen is excited, right?
It turned its head suddenly and saw a ferocious face within a fraction of a second, with a weird smile almost sticking to its face.

"You really saw him. You saw Yu Liang whom I hid, right? You deceitful bad thing!" An Buchen laughed sinisterly, and then the blood vessels in the bucket stretched out and wrapped around the paper man's body, pulling it into the bucket. At the same time, his head jumped high, completely suppressing the hole above the bucket.

"Wai-ki-la——"

This was the cry of the paper man Xiaoyi falling into the abyss. It was sharp at first, then became dull, and finally disappeared completely.

An Buchen's eight hands and feet stretched out from the bucket again. She put her head in the correct position, then walked slowly to the stone table, pulled out a calendar from the secret compartment under the stone table, and put an "X" on today's date.

Looking at this month's calendar, the "X" symbol has appeared several times in the front, but the color of the handwriting is different. Sometimes it is a pitch-black mass, as if it was drawn with a burnt wooden stick, and sometimes it is bloodstained, but more often it is like this, simply drawn with a brush dipped in ink.

After finishing the calendar, she took out a booklet from the secret compartment. She reached out and started turning the pages from the first page, her slender fingers gently brushing over every word on the booklet.

"I swear that I will be loyal to Yu Liang and my universe. I will serve Yu Liang wholeheartedly with endless enthusiasm and courage, and always remain loyal and respectful to the universe."

"I will stay away from the ocean, stick to the island, face all difficulties and obstacles with full rationality, and use myself as Yu Liang's last stronghold and the starting point for a comeback."

"Swearers: Lu Mingzhe, An Buchen, Zhong Chen."

The first page of the booklet was written with solemn words in beautiful handwriting, and each person who took the oath had their own bright red fingerprint printed on their name. Anyone who saw the content of the first page would be in awe, and then could not help but ask:
No, isn’t it Yu Liangpei?
After re-reading the oath on the first page, An Buchen did not turn to the subsequent pages. She put the book into the secret compartment and returned to the bed in the stone room. A low voice came from her wooden barrel, which was so powerful that it did not sound like her own voice: "The auspicious time has arrived, recite the scriptures--"

Outside the stone chamber, many brothers and sisters who were busy cleaning just now stopped what they were doing, stood still, closed their eyes and recited the original text of the sutra. The chanting sounded throughout the entire cave, lasting for a long time.

"The highest good is like water. Water is good for all things without fighting, and it is the evil of everyone, so it is more than Tao."

"Live in a good place, have a good heart, be kind to others, be trustworthy in words, be good at governing, be capable in doing things, and act at the right time."

"It is because one does not contend that one has no blame."

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Yu Liang woke up slowly from his sleep. He first opened his eyes, then quickly closed them. He then opened one eye and secretly looked around him.

Yu Liang had a certain judgment and confidence regarding his deep sleep.

This has evolved into a rule-level weapon like the law of causality. The first sleep after entering the ghost story copy will often greatly promote the progress of the copy and will bring him unimaginable gains before going to bed.

Although it will cause some shock, it is nothing compared to the gains.

Crisis often coexists with opportunity. All you need to do is resolve the crisis, and then all that will remain are opportunities.

Sleep is the writer’s second big move, and now the first thing Yu Liang does after waking up is to check the current situation.

He was still sleeping on the raft, which was slightly swaying with the tide, which proved that he had not encountered any outrageous changes. At least he was still in the sea around the island.

Second, the bonfire was lit.

This proves that the paper man is not doing nothing, it is indeed restless.

This is also the reason why Yu Liang chose the paper man to help him keep watch. Looking at all the T2 gradient creatures that can be summoned, only the paper man's personality is most similar to Li Huachao. Of course, the opportunity to sleep must be left to the paper man.

Yu Liang officially got up from the simple bed. He had probably only slept for a few hours, so the sky was still dark and there was no dawn.

Beside the campfire, a dark paper man was patrolling back and forth solemnly, standing guard like a guard.

He looked closely and saw that the originally white and tender paper man now had dark brown skin, and his body had become wavy in shape.

Ok?
tanned?
"Xiaoyi? I'm awake, come here." Yu Liang waved at the paper man, feeling a little regretful.

It seems that Paper Man Xiaoyi obeyed his night watch instructions very well and did not go out to fool around.

You did a great job. I won’t call you to keep watch next time.

The cardboard man turned around and looked at Yu Liang. After a brief thought, he cursed angrily: "You idiot monkey, go to sleep!"

Yu Liang: "???"

Are the T4 paper people so floating?
He slapped the cardboard man with his backhand, causing him to spin around and fall to the ground. Yu Liang also noticed that the one keeping watch was not the paper man Xiaoyi, but a paper man made from a cardboard box.

If that’s the case, Xiaoyi really didn’t keep watch, but simply handed the task over to someone else?

There is a play.

"Come here, let me ask you, where is the original paper man? The white one." Yu Liang lifted the cardboard man in front of himself and asked.

The cardboard man shook his head and it took a long time for him to regain consciousness, but he did not answer Yu Liang's question. Instead, he stubbornly turned his head to the side and ignored Yu Liang's questioning, as if he would never reveal any of our information even under torture.

Yu Liang: "..."

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve seen too many sinister and cunning paper figures, but now when I see this type of paper figure that would rather die than surrender, he actually looks particularly handsome.

At this moment, a black hole the size of a human head suddenly opened up next to the campfire. As a circle of gold lines was drawn at the hole, the paper man Xiaoyi hurriedly crawled out of the hole.

It landed on the raft, and first ran quickly to the wooden paddle, paddling a few times like crazy. Seeing that the raft did not move at all, it remembered something, slapped its head, and rushed to the place where the raft was anchored. After untying the anchor, it paddled quickly, and took advantage of the night to paddle desperately towards the deep sea.

The paper figurine Xiaoyi rowed the boat while cursing: "Waijilaxibaanbushen, it's scary!"

"An Buchen? What An Buchen? Did you see An Buchen on the island?" Yu Liang heard an unexpected name from the curse and asked curiously.

Moreover, this paper man had directly used [False Falsehood] to open a dimensional portal and returned. What on earth did this guy experience on the island?
"Yu Liang! Cry! The island is scary!" The paper man Xiaoyi seemed to have just realized that Yu Liang had woken up from the raft. He immediately screamed with joy, as if he had seen a relative. He dropped the paddle and rushed towards Yu Liang, but halfway through he seemed to remember something and kicked the cardboard man who had not yet recovered.

Xiao Yi angrily cursed: "Gou Ba has no sense, row the boat!"

"Wait, don't go yet. What exactly did you encounter on the island?" Yu Liang's mind was full of question marks. He just wanted to know what Xiaoyi had encountered.

Xiaoyi acted out the scene in a concise manner. He grabbed his own neck with one hand and screamed, "Xiba An Buchen, eat me, catch me, eat me!"

Then it showed a falling appearance, and finally landed on the ground. It rubbed hard at a certain position, and chopped it off with its other hand like a knife: "Chop off the intestines, the gem will pop out, eat the gem, and restore energy!"

Finally, Xiaoyi drew a circle in the air with his hand and made a motion to go through the circle: "Change the door, teleport back, and see my relatives, Simida!"

Yu Liang: "..."

Through this exaggerated performance, he could barely understand how the paper man came back.

After being eaten by An Buchen, it opened An Buchen's intestines and took out a special gem from it. After recovering some energy, it opened a portal and escaped back.

"What about before that? How did you meet An Buchen?" Yu Liang continued to ask.

Xiaoyi the paper man thought about it, then quickly shook his head: "It's not important. An Buchen, the barrel man, eating me, is important!"

"An Buchen has turned into a barrel man?" Yu Liang was shocked. He didn't expect that a character would fall in the universe just three days after entering the copy, and it was An Buchen who was the best at hiding.

It nodded slightly, thinking about what An Buchen said at that time, and gave Yu Liang another strong medicine: "Moon Butler, bucket man!"

After saying this, it quickly raised its head and looked at the moon in the night sky that it had never noticed before, and widened its eyes again.

Yu Liang also realized the seriousness of the problem. He pushed aside a corner of the parasol and looked at the moon in the night sky.

I don’t know since when, the moon hanging in the sky is no longer the moon.

It was a barrel, a barrel with an arc-shaped crack, as if it was smiling.

The bright moonlight poured out from the corners of the smiling mouth, illuminating the entire ocean.

　I cut my finger while cooking today, so I typed this chapter with two fingers, a bit slow QAQ, please forgive me
　　
　
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