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Chapter 639 The one who can be burned to death is the real Yu Liang!
The man picked up the mask on the ground and put it back on his face, while covering the hands of the paper man Xiaoyi on his face.

At the same time, Xiaoyi hid his body in the long hair behind the man's head, and if you didn't look closely, you couldn't find any trace of him.

As a T2-level strange creature, it is not too difficult to take advantage of an ordinary person's distraction and control the opponent.

The paper man Xiaoyi directly made this guy fall into an eternal illusion, and then took control of this body himself.

In the illusion, it weaved a beautiful dream for this guy and used the dream to make him sink.

This is not because Xiaoyi is kind-hearted, but simply because nightmares are more likely to wake men up, which is not something that can easily affect its subsequent operations.

The paper man controlled the man to slowly swing the whip, hitting the ground with a "snap" sound, and at the same time imitated the man's voice and shouted loudly: "Waijila, you, commit suicide!"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the paper tube people present put down their work, turned around and looked at the man on the stone pestle. They fell into silence, but at the same time, their eyes gradually became unfriendly.

Noticing this look, Xiaoyi immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he coughed and spoke again: "Emergency mission! Now, go home and follow me! Take the stone and go!"

Although the paper tube people are submissive to this inexplicable man, they will not obey all his orders. At least they will not commit suicide if asked. Xiaoyi can only change the way he puts it and let these guys follow him away first.

In any case, if he takes the gem away now, it can reduce some of the damage to the local paper people. At present, this is all Xiaoyi can do.

It also needs to use the man's body to sneak into the human forces on the island to catch the monkey, but it can't be exposed in this place.

Moreover, having just controlled this man, it had already used up its last chance to use its abilities. Now it wanted to defeat and kill all the paper tube men present one by one at this level...

It's a little difficult.

The paper tube people heard normal instructions from the man, so they stopped what they were doing, turned around and gathered all the looted gems on a small cart. Then several paper tube people transformed themselves back to the shape of paper tubes and came to the bottom of the cart to act as wheels.

A row of paper tubes is placed under the car, which looks similar to tracks, and Xiaoyi only needs to control the direction slightly to drive the car.

Since the wheels of the car can find the way by themselves, Xiaoyi is also happy and relaxed. He will not be noticed by these paper tube people because he does not know the way.

Therefore, in the mountains and forests, such a somewhat strange team was officially launched. The man pushed the car, controlling the balance and direction of the vehicle, and two rows of paper tube people like guards stood beside him.

The violent act against the paper figures just now greatly stimulated the souls of the paper tube people, so they all hummed similar songs at the same time.

The voice of the paper tube man was similar to that of the paper man, with the same sharp voice. Even the singing sounded extremely eerie and could be heard far away in the dark forest.

"Looking up, the sky is high, and when night falls, the sky is full of stars~"

"The heyday is over, the end is coming, break out of the prison cell, the former warriors have awakened~"

"They emerged from the bottom of the sea and rose from the ground~"

"Descending from the sky, they are everywhere~"

"A new fear is coming~"

Melodious and high-pitched singing came out from the paper tube people's bodies. Because they had paper tube bodies, the singing even had its own echo, which made it even more eerie in the pitch-black night.

When Xiaoyi heard this song, he couldn't help but hum along with the paper tube people. But maybe because it was a little out of tune, he suddenly shut up and just followed the paper tube people in front of him.

Its attention was focused on the stones on the cart. It felt the breath of energy from these white gems, which was most likely something that could provide it with energy.

However, the energy on each stone is too weak. According to a rough calculation, all the gems placed on this cart can only provide it with one or two opportunities to use its power.

Xiaoyi thought about it and decided to give up thinking.

It doesn't know what it wants to do, so it just follows these paper tube people.

As for the group of local paper people that had been subdued, Xiaoyi had forgotten about them long ago. Now he just wanted to take advantage of the good opportunity when Yu Liang was asleep to do something big.

Soon, a dark cave entrance appeared in front of Xiaoyi. The paper tube people's bodies lit up with fluorescent lights. They walked into the cave first and lit the way for Xiaoyi.

The team gradually moved downwards and soon entered the cave. The scene inside the cave gradually appeared in front of Xiaoyi.

A group of men and women wearing fur skirts were busy with something. Slight panting sounds could be heard from the people coming and going, showing a scene of bustling work in the cave.

Some people carried water to wash the bloody central altar, and used neatly cut stones to scrape off all the bloody sludge deposited on it, collected it on a small cart, and then transported it to the garbage dump by paper tube people.

Some people collected all the bottles and jars that originally contained unknown liquids, poured them together and processed them, and carefully wiped all the bottles and jars with a towel.

There is a big pit in the center of the cave, with some human or animal corpses scattered in it. Whenever the wind enters the cave, low groans and painful howls will be heard from the pit. But now it is not like this, because Xiaoyi sees several men filling the pit with mud, burying all the evil things in the cave.

Deep inside the cave, a somewhat irritable voice came out: "Hurry up and clean up the sacrificial room inside! Don't just stand there and stare! Doing biological experiments without trying to create a sterile environment, making it so dirty... It's so unprofessional!"

Xiaoyi was slightly stunned when he heard the somewhat rough voice. He looked around. Everyone had his own task, and each paper tube man had his own thing to do. It seemed that he was the only one who maintained the confused look of just entering the cave, not knowing what on earth he should do.

Hearing the shouting and cursing coming from deep inside the cave, several cleaning disciples quickly rushed in with simple brooms and rags to clean the so-called sacrificial room.

Xiaoyi didn’t know what the cave looked like originally, but it could feel that the cave seemed to have changed.

The roars continued to echo in the distance: "Who on earth put the toilet next to the vent? Tell him to come over and eat these things! And the firewood room has been smoked to such a mess and you haven't even cleaned it up. Do you want to eat rice with cigarette ash tomorrow?"

At this time, the source of the voice probably noticed the paper man Xiaoyi standing there in a daze, and immediately called out: "And you, the guy standing there, move all the spirit stones in. I'm going to do a black box experiment now. I want to prove that this broken hook eight spirit stones have no way to improve people's physical fitness. It's obviously a matter of diligent exercise and a healthy lifestyle. Why do you want to attribute it to divine skills?"

"If it was really that useful, the country would have long ago 'moved forward in unison and made great strides towards Taoist governance'!" The voice kept muttering nonsense, and then seeing that Xiaoyi was still standing there without moving, it shouted again, "Who am I talking to! You idiot standing there wearing a stupid mask, come in!"

A strong wind suddenly blew up in the cave, pushing the paper figure Xiaoyi hard, causing it to hit the cart, and then it was driven into the depths of the cave along with the cart.

Xiaoyi also came to his senses and quickly pushed the cart into the depths of the cave.

The brothers and sisters behind it looked at the back of "Sixteenth Junior Brother", and an expression of gloating appeared on their faces.

However, they did not dare to say anything. They just worked hard to clean the inside of the cave, trying to keep it as clean as possible.

The order to clean the cave was not issued until after nightfall. The cave, which was originally eerie and filled with evil, gradually became clean after a few hours of cleaning, and the overall atmosphere was also completely new.

Soon, Xiaoyi walked into the innermost room in the cave. The entrance was extremely narrow, but the space inside was very large, like a secret room.

Xiaoyi looked at the layout of the room curiously. Everything here was basically made of polished stones, with a series of furniture such as stone benches and stone tables. It looked extremely simple, but it was much better than the primitive man's nest-like scene in the cave outside.

On the small bed in the middle of the room was a brand new wooden barrel. It was brown and round in shape, with a circle of golden hoops at the top, middle and bottom. The overall look was like the kind of bucket commonly seen on the sea in anime.

The moment the paper man Xiaoyi saw the wooden barrel, his eyes widened and he couldn't help but take a step back.

bucket!

It never thought that it would actually run into a bucket face to face in such a place. A sense of horror that "it seems to be in trouble" permeated the paper man's body.

"You... dared to walk into my room?" A dull sound came from the bucket, and then he began to become angry. "You dared to walk into my room? Didn't anyone tell you the rules? Everyone should stand at the door and wait for my instructions. Who gave you the courage to dare to enter my room?"

The sound of the bucket slowly died down, and the anger in it quickly changed to confusion and curiosity: "Wait, oh, you seem to have a problem."

Eight slender limbs stretched out from the bucket, and then it crawled down from the bed like a spider. In the blink of an eye, it came in front of the man, and its spider-like hands gently took off the mask.

A sinister voice came from the bucket, and then a head popped out, staring at the man under the mask.

"Let me see what you are..." Shui Tong took a closer look, and then uttered a puzzled voice, "Xiao Yi?"

Xiaoyi heard a familiar voice and came out from the man's fluffy long hair. He also looked at the bucket in front of him in surprise and scratched his head: "Fairy?"

The head that appeared on the bucket was that of the little fairy An Buchen. She stared at the little paper man in front of her with her eyes wide open. She was a little confused about the situation for a moment and could only crawl on the floor, walls and ceiling of the room like a spider. She turned around a few times before she came to her senses.

"It's true that there are a lot of paper people here. The survival condition here is to rob paper people. It's also true, but there are not many paper people who can recognize my identity, and I also recognized the identity of this paper person." An Buchen muttered a mess of words, she quickly sorted out the logic and looked at the paper person Xiaoyi again, "If you are here... then is Yu Liang here too?"

The paper man Xiaoyi was still immersed in the surprise and confusion that the barrel man was An Buchen. When he heard the other party's question, he just nodded, but after a pause, he shook his head again.

Yu Liang was indeed on the island, just not here.

"Not here, it's good that he's not here, he must not be here..." An Buchen's mood instantly improved after hearing this, and he happily walked around the room a few times, and then he braked suddenly and stopped in front of the paper man, with his face almost sticking to the front of the paper man, leaving no space at all.

The originally delicate little face looked a little ferocious at this moment, and what made the paper man feel even colder in his heart was An Buchen's next words.

She whispered, "Is Yu Liang still a barrel man now? Whose barrel does he grow on?"

The paper man Xiaoyi blinked his eyes again, looking confused.

It was a little confused. What did "Is Yu Liang still a barrel man now" mean? Yu Liang has never been a barrel man?
Whose bucket is it growing on?

What do you mean?
"Well, you don't seem to know what I'm talking about..." An Buchen lowered her head in disappointment. She used her slender arms to take off her head from the top of the bucket, and played with her head like a ball. She rubbed it and muttered to herself, as if she was thinking about something.

After a long while, she finally put her mind back on track, as if she had figured out the pros and cons, and finally let out a long sigh: "Well, it looks like I should take medicine again."

She withdrew her foot, let the bucket land steadily on the ground, and then placed her head in the cart, placing it among the piled white gems.

An Buchen opened her mouth wide, rolled and swept in the cart, swallowing the white gems into her mouth, but the strange thing was that she only had a head and no esophagus, but the gems she ate were swallowed and would not fall out from the neat cross-section of her neck.

As she was eating, she raised her head and looked up at the paper figurine Xiaoyi standing on the man's head: "Do you want to have some too? You will feel better after taking these medicines, otherwise you won't even have the strength to turn over."

The paper man Xiaoyi didn't reply to her, nor did he even look at her. He just stared blankly at another place, feeling confused.

Originally, there was An Buchen's head on the top of the bucket, but now she put the head into the cart, which left a gap on the top of the bucket.

Through this gap, the paper man Xiaoyi clearly saw Yu Liang sleeping inside the bucket.

He curled up in the bucket, breathing steadily, with a peaceful and happy smile on his face, just like a newborn baby.

Little fairy, An Buchen, secretly hid Yu Liang?
Yu Liang, sleeping in a bucket?
Whose bucket did it grow on? Whose bucket did it grow on?

The paper man's simple brain crashed. It could no longer understand what was happening. After thinking about it, it still wanted to set a fire.

The one who can be burned to death by fire is the real Yu Liang!

The one who can’t be burned to death is the fake Yu Liang!

(End of this chapter)