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Chapter 621 Yuliang City, Birthplace

This city...

It's so fucking weird!

The adventurer who entered the dream appeared in an alley. He had been touring the city for about three minutes and was severely shocked.

When it comes to dreams, the words that come to mind are nothing more than "dream", "disorder", "abnormal", etc., and adventurers have seen these things here.

It can be said that even though he had been on countless adventures, he had never seen such a strange city that could make him exclaim at least ten times every minute on average.

This city is full of Yu Liang, literally all of Yu Liang.

At first, the adventurer thought that it was the special power of the dream that affected his cognition and caused him to replace a certain monster with the familiar image of Yu Liang. However, after catching several players and asking them, he truly realized that this city was made up of Yu Liang.

It's not that the rabbit-shaped god influenced the players' cognition, but that the rabbit-shaped god actually built a large city with Yu Liang as the theme.

Even if we can’t say that there will be no one to surpass him, at least there is no one before him.

In just three minutes, the adventurer had already witnessed the weirdness of this city. It can be said that the operation of the entire city depends entirely on a special creature called "Yu Liang".

Although I know that my understanding is a bit disrespectful to a certain writer friend, to be honest, "Yu Liang" is really a special creature, and it is not roughly integrated with the urban dream, but an organic combination of the two, which constructs an extremely harmonious ecological environment.

Special teleportation anchor points are arranged in every corner of the city. Through these anchor points, players can teleport at will. However, the prerequisite is that players must first manually open the corresponding teleportation anchor point and leave their own pheromones on the teleportation anchor point before they can activate the teleportation function of the anchor point.

I believe every player who has played an open world game will be familiar with this, and the process of opening a teleportation anchor point is simply "exploring the map."

Each teleportation anchor point is carefully crafted into an image of a statue of Yu Liang with a strange glow, about four meters tall. The expression of Yu Liang on each statue is different, some vicious or cunning, some cruel or perverted.

All in all, judging from the statue of Yu Liang at the teleportation anchor point, he is an absolute scumbag, and his status is basically equivalent to that of DIO.

The entire city is divided into dozens of areas of different sizes by teleportation anchors of different colors. The types of "Yu Liang" produced in each area are also different. There are weaker bunny boy Yu Liangs who can only scream and run away, and there are also Yu Liang giants with extremely high combat power.

By the way, according to the wanted posters posted in the streets and alleys, players here have to capture Yu Liang and submit tasks every day in exchange for corresponding food and other rewards.

The adventurer didn't quite understand why the players needed to eat in the dream, but he had just come in less than two minutes ago, so he was not very hungry and did not need to get any food from the rabbit god.

During these three minutes, the adventurer basically followed a player who had captured a medium-sized Yu Liang in the city. He wanted to see how this player submitted the task.

The player dragged Yu Liang, who was as motionless as a dead dog, to the side of a teleportation anchor point, placed Yu Liang in front of the statue, then raised the hammer in front of the statue and smashed it hard on the lower body of the Yu Liang statue.

With a four-meter-tall body, his lower body was just within the reach of an adult swinging a hammer, so under the somewhat annoyed gaze of the adventurer, the stone lower body shattered in response to the impact of the hammer.

After doing all this, the player began to wait, and saw a slender black snake crawling out from the broken lower body of the statue. With swift speed and agile posture, it quickly coiled around the medium-sized corpse of Yu Liang in front of the statue, then opened its bloody mouth and bit it.

The adventurer didn't understand why a snake would bite Yu Liang to eat him, but he had already recognized that the black snake that emerged from Yu Liang's crotch was a biting snake.

No, to be precise, it is the same species as the snake.

So the daily task of the players in this city is to capture these Yu Liangs in various forms and feed them to the snakes in the teleportation anchor point?
This city setting...

Kind of interesting?

Looking at the snake that was happily eating Yu Liang, the adventurer couldn't help but feel a little strange.

Not to mention, this can be regarded as an alternative form of "eating its flesh, sleeping on its skin, drinking its blood, pulling out its tendons and bones". I wonder what Yu Liang has done to the rabbit-shaped god to cause such a great resentment for such a root of strange stories.

However, the adventurer will not care about this for the time being. He just wants to find out more about the situation in this city so that he can bring more accurate information out of the dream.

Well, you know what, this city is really well built, with a beauty that combines medieval and modern architecture. The highway passes through the center of the church, rockery and fountains lie across the zebra crossing on the sidewalk, and two white castles are located on both sides of the 100-meter-high building, just like Mr. Gaolou's gray hair swaying in the wind.

Just like how adventurers feel about dreams, this place is full of fantasy (weirdness), disorder and abnormality.

Various types of Yu Liang are spread across every area, and the players along the way are all in a very busy state, feeling like office workers.

The adventurer walked on the road and felt that he was out of place. He had always been bold and unscrupulous, but now he could not fit into this chaotic world.

He looked up at the fountain statue on the zebra crossing. It seemed to be a peeing little Yu Liang, probably trying to imitate Xiao Yulian who urinated to extinguish the fuse of the explosives.

It’s just that the face of this peeing little Yu Liang is not as innocent and cute as Xiao Yu Lian’s. Instead, he has a special facial expression of the Fan Ma family. Coupled with the water mist that bursts out from time to time, often spraying passers-by, the statue of peeing little Yu Liang looks even more perverted.

The adventurer lowered his head again and hurried across the zebra crossing. He felt that this dream world was too absurd. The absurd aesthetics made it difficult for a rebellious person like him to accept it.

Looking at the stage square built on a huge cradle in the distance and the many Yu Liangs dancing the seductive pole version of Subject Three dance on the square, the adventurer could only sigh in his heart that rituals and music have collapsed.

It's really a state of chaos and disarray.

But what about those players squatting under the stage waiting for something?
Watching a group of perverted versions of Yu Liang dancing on poles?
No way, buddy, you have such a strong taste?

Wait a minute, something is wrong. Each of these players looks like they are ready to go. Combined with the many busy players I saw before, it is impossible for them to be just watching the show, because they are not so "idle".

As if to verify the adventurer's idea, the Yu Liangs on the stage finished dancing a song and without even having time to wipe the sweat off their bodies, they immediately dived downstairs.

This is a common activity in bars, discos or open-air music festivals. Usually after heating up the atmosphere, the singers jump down and let the audience catch their bodies.

If it is a young and beautiful female singer, then the probability of being caught is very high, and she will surely land steadily surrounded by countless small hands; but if it is a sturdy male singer, it is very likely to trigger a void in the audience, and he will fall hard.

But now Yu Liang seemed to belong to the former, because he was also caught by dozens of small hands and then pulled away violently.

In just a moment, Yu Liang, who was dancing the third subject on the stage just now, was torn into pieces by these small hands. Blood splattered everywhere and flesh and bones were separated, just like diving into a school of ferocious piranhas.

"Wow, what's going on? Do they think Yu Liang is the King of Chu?" The adventurer watched with great interest from a distance. His instinct told him that the Yu Liang who jumped down must be of a very high level, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people crowding here to snatch him.

His interest in adventure also rose, and he immediately ran forward to wait for the next Yu Liang to enter the water.

Speaking of which, he has now entered this copy through a special method, so naturally he can complete some tasks through legitimate channels.

He had noticed before that when these players delivered goods, they obtained not only food but also some other small items from the teleportation anchor points.

Some players who failed to catch enough Yu Liang can only eat Yu Liang to fill their stomachs, while players who caught a large number of Yu Liang no longer have to eat the unpalatable Yu Liang meat, and can exchange it for various delicious things.

Of course, what adventurers care about more are the prizes other than food. This means that catching Yu Liang can not only satisfy their appetite, but also bring more rewards.

The adventurer was very curious about this special reward, so he squeezed into the crowd without hesitation.

Unlike what he had imagined, he had not yet experienced any bullying in the city of Yuliang.

For example, there are no bandits waiting for players to hand in tasks near the teleportation anchor point. For example, there are no players under the stage now targeting those who are lucky enough to snatch Yu Liang's limbs.

This is definitely not because the players participating in this copy have high moral qualities. The moral qualities of people all over the world are similar. Only the sense of responsibility of the state's violent agencies is the cornerstone of social morality.

So this city also has violent agencies to maintain law and order?
The adventurer searched the city and actually saw a special rabbit dummy.

These bunny dummies are dressed in neat uniforms and are patrolling, but instead of patrolling the streets, they are patrolling the skies.

The rabbit people here are guys with wings. Judging from the aura they carry, they are not easy to deal with.

At least the adventurer has no intention of provoking them now. He just wants to obtain more "Yu Liang" through legitimate means.

Relying on the T1 gradient alienation profession template, the adventurer's strength is not comparable to those players who are waiting for Yu Liang to dive in the audience, so in the next five minutes, he easily grabbed the entire Yu Liang.

Yes, the whole Yu Liang does not mean sharing the fragments of Yu Liang with others, but getting the whole fragile Yu Liang.

The adventurer could feel the envy in the eyes of other players, but still no player tried to snatch what he had.

Obviously, this place is indeed managed by the Rabbit People. At least the players don’t dare to snatch Yu Liang that others have already obtained.

Not to mention, this rabbit-shaped god manages it very clearly. This dungeon "The City of Yu Liang" is already more interesting than most dungeons. At least adventurers find it quite interesting to catch all kinds of Yu Liang here.

Yu Liang himself might not think so.

The adventurer quickly found a nearby anchor point and, following the previous person's example, used a hammer to smash the statue of Yu Liang, releasing the snake inside.

For some reason, when he smashed Yu Liang's crotch, the adventurer felt a special sense of pleasure in his heart, but he was very clear that the pleasure was not due to the smashing of Yu Liang.

Who would feel happy about smashing someone else's balls?

So this feeling of satisfaction is the special emotion that the rabbit-shaped god inflicts on players?

I seem to understand more clearly how much the Rabbit-Shaped God hates this guy Yu Liang.

The adventurer shrugged and watched the snake in front of him completely devour the Yu Liang he had offered as a sacrifice.

For some reason, when looking at this devouring snake, the adventurer suddenly felt an emotion similar to "fear" in his heart.

There is no reason, but I just have an lingering fear of this snake.

The adventurer tried to overcome it, but just like someone who was born to hate coriander, it seemed like it was something engraved in his genes and could not be changed by his personal will.

Fortunately, the snake quickly retracted into the statue of Yu Liang, and the crotch of the statue of Yu Liang returned to its original state. The adventurer also received a reward prompt on his personal page.

[You have obtained 23 dream points, which can be used to redeem food and other rewards. Please purchase them in the Rabbit God Special Mall]

Oh?
Rabbit-shaped God special mall?
Online store?
It’s not an offline mall like a grocery store…

why?

Is it really difficult to do business in physical stores?
The adventurer instinctively felt that something was a little wrong, but this feeling quickly dissipated in front of the dazzling array of goods.

High-quality wagyu and seafood set meals are all prepared by super chefs.

Handsome men and beautiful women, one-night stands, are all wonderful experiences you can choose from.

Apart from this special spiritual enjoyment, there are also some small props and so on. It is not all-inclusive, but there are many categories.

Judging from some of the goods, the adventurer feels that these things are not obtained by the Rabbit God from regular channels, but are more like the relics of players who died in the copy. They were recycled by the Rabbit Man and then placed in the mall.

Among all these commodities, the adventurer saw something that was extremely scarce.

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Blessing of the Rabbit God
Effect: Overall quality +1, limited purchase during the season (0/3)

Note: You will be blessed by the rabbit god. Go ahead and kill more evil Yu Liang!

Dream Points: 50
"Seasonal purchase limit? Does that mean I can get three blessings every season?" The adventurer touched his chin, wanting it a little.

By catching a few Yu Liangs, you can get a high increase of +3 in overall quality, which is a great temptation for any player.

The adventurer continued to look and saw two similar props.

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Rabbit-shaped doll

Effect: When you are in danger, throw out the rabbit-shaped god doll, and it will help you drive away the dangerous evil spirits!
Dream Points: 10
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Yu Liang Doll
Effect: When you are in danger, throw the Yu Liang doll, and the danger will fall on the evil Yu Liang doll first!

Dream Points: 10
Uh, very good. It can be seen that it is an effect explanation that is very rabbit-like in color.

At this time, the agreed time of ten minutes was up. The adventurer felt a flash before his eyes, and when he opened his eyes he was already in the cell.

"How was it? What did you see inside?" Yu Liang, who was standing beside the tent, immediately asked.

The adventurer stared at Yu Liang in front of him in a daze. He had seen too many Yu Liangs in there, and now he suddenly saw the real one, and he had a special sense of dream.

For some reason, the adventurer's gaze unconsciously moved to Yu Liang's crotch. The special stimulation in his mind made him want to be an egg crusher again.

But he still had enough concentration, so he shook his head, looked at Yu Liang again, and said thoughtfully: "I was wondering, if I take you back to hand in the task, how many dream points will the Rabbit God give me."

　I suddenly realized that this month has 29 days, and I have to update one more day. I am speechless^_^
　　
　
(End of this chapter)