Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 392 What's the Use of My Dog's Head?

The characters on the stele are a little fuzzy, at first it looks like some kind of hieroglyphs, and then after some changes, it gradually changed from Xiaozhuan to official script, then gradually appeared regular script, cursive script, running script, etc., and finally it became Li Huachao The most commonly used Chinese fonts on familiar computers.

Seeing that those words contained a series of words that were easy to understand for Li Huachao, he could easily understand the content on the tablet.

[We are strange beings from all over the world, and we are deeply concerned about injustice, violence, mass destruction, and environmental damage.We believe that only by working together can we create a better future.Therefore, on behalf of all the ghosts who believe in peace and friendship, we formally establish a community of ghosts with a shared future, and hereby issue the "Peaceful Village Declaration". 】

Li Huachao: "..."

what?
Why is it completely different from what he imagined?

Shouldn't this stele be "The Temptation of Going Home"?

Why did it suddenly become this "Peaceful Village Declaration"...

The appearance of this thing in this kind of place and this kind of situation reveals a kind of weirdness no matter how you look at it?

And you ghost talkers don't seem to be united, friendly and peace-loving, no matter how you look at it?

Just now that big octopus was clearly dismembered by you so cruelly, but I can see it clearly.

Li Huachao couldn't help complaining in his heart, while continuing to read the so-called "Declaration of Peaceful Villages".

【1. Opposition to violence: Violence of any kind is not allowed, including any malicious competition among ghost stories, inciting wars, violent demonstrations, etc.Once a violent act is discovered, Heping Village will definitely bring it to justice! 】

[2. Oppose injustice: There is no unfair behavior in the village, and vicious behaviors such as bullying the weak and bullying the small by the big will never occur.Justice prevails, and justice prevails in the hearts of the people. 】

[3. Protect the environment: take all necessary and non-essential measures to ensure that the environment we depend on for survival will not be affected, damaged and abused by anyone, including but not limited to limiting the pollution of natural resources such as air, water, and land , promote the sustainable development of the village, and reduce all production and consumption waste. 】

"Huh?" Li Huachao blinked, feeling as if he had read a copy of the rules, but it seemed he hadn't read anything, and he didn't understand why.

What do you mean?
At first glance, there seems to be no problem, and they are all official clichés, but when you think about it carefully, why do you feel a little strange?

His brain can only deal with one problem at a time, so it shuts down again at this time.

The solution to the downtime is to skip this problem, so Li Huachao skipped this part very calmly, and continued to look at the next peaceful village rules.

[4. Promoting peace: Encourage the settlement of disputes and conflicts by all means, including negotiation, mediation, arbitration, etc. to resolve disputes and conflicts between ghosts and ghosts, and between ghosts.Advocate the "5-minute peace agreement", any disputes and conflicts must be resolved within 5 minutes, and the effects of disputes must be controlled within the range of 1 ton of explosive equivalent. 】

[5. Mutual respect: Strictly respect the rights and dignity of all kaidan beings who abide by the rules, and do not discriminate against or infringe on the rights, freedom and dignity of any kuaitan.Advocate the freedom of ghost life forms, there are no ghost life forms that are not free, and there are no ghost life forms that are absolutely free. All ghost life forms must act under the constraints of rules. 】

After Li Huachao finished reading this rule, his brows were already deeply frowned. He already had a dyslexia for this kind of official language. These rules were written in a popular way, but he couldn't find the key points from them.

Unity, friendship, peace and freedom?

What are these?

How could such a thing be written on this stele?

Is it because he kicked Brother Bei just now, so Brother Bei is teaching him how to be calm and treat other monsters?
Stand against violence, fight against injustice, protect the environment, promote peace, respect each other...

He doesn't object to these rules, and he has always followed them very well, but the question is, do other monsters in this village really do the same?
The "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms" running around, and the hands of the woman who tore open the curtain and cooked T1 octopus monsters in the void, and the endless book of sand...

Where do these guys have any sense of peace and unity?

Or are these rules only for ordinary people and ordinary ghost talks?

Can the life forms of the root monster level be ignored directly?

This is normal, after all, there are almost no things that can restrain the strange stories of the root, but the problem is that there are strange stories of the root everywhere, so what is the use of these village rules?

Li Huachao glanced at the stele, feeling a sense of disdain, and suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with the kick he just kicked.

At this time, Yu Liang stepped forward and stopped Li Huachao: "Wait, you can't see the things on this stone tablet. If your spiritual sense is high enough, you will be able to see the words on the stone tablet. Your thinking will be the same as that created at that time." The root of this stele is that the ghosts are connected, and the spirit has been seriously polluted."

"Spiritual pollution?" Li Huachao looked puzzled, "I saw the words, it doesn't matter, just wait, I'll read it to you."

"Did you see it? So fast?" Yu Liang took a breath in his heart, and at this result...

I think it's quite normal.

If there is something that cannot be done clearly, then Li Huachao has a very high probability to try it, and he has a special luck when doing this kind of thing, so he can do it very easily.

It's amazing, isn't it?
Very powerful, right?
You won't feel so when he becomes your dog.

"What? Can you see the words? I didn't see it before... Let me try." Hua Niang said in surprise, and at the same time leaned over to Li Huachao's side and scanned the stone tablet from top to bottom.

Yu Liang didn't stop him, so he could only listen to Li Huachao read the rules to himself completely, listening to them one by one.

He has experienced a lot of similar rules and patterns, so he can quickly detect something wrong with the rules.

First of all, we oppose violence, but what we mention is "malicious competition, seditious war, and violent demonstrations." This is indeed a kind of violence, but when it comes to violence, normal people should not think of it A fight like a physical confrontation?

How did you think of wars and demonstrations?
In other words, fighting is allowed, but wars and demonstrations are not.

why?
Because the movements of these kinds of violent acts are relatively large?
Might it revive a dormant root ghost story?

Or is it because this root ghost story is actually the embodiment of concepts such as war or demonstrations, and related behaviors will make it active and thus awaken?
A faint guess appeared in Yu Liang's mind. He could probably guess that this item was actually related to the strange tale of the sleeping root in this village.

Opposing injustice, but specifically mentioning bullying the weak and bullying the small, the two are not the same, but Yu Liang couldn't figure out the inner meaning of it for a while.

As for the third point of protecting the environment, this point is very malicious to human beings, because the entire village regulations refer to "weird stories" or "weird talk life forms", and suddenly a rule restricting human beings came here.

"Take all necessary and unnecessary measures to ensure that the environment on which we live will not be affected, damaged and abused by anyone", this sentence basically means that all measures used to prevent human beings from destroying the environment are allowed Yes, and the scope of this influence can be very large.

People can affect the environment by living, so all human beings should die.

Obviously, this is a kind of bullying aimed at human beings, and this village rule only protects the rights and interests of ghosts...

No, even the rights and interests of the ghost stories may not be protected, they just facilitate themselves without waking up the root ghost story "dream".

The "5-minute peace agreement" mentioned in the fourth article is also very interesting. 5 minutes is the limit time left for the "conflict" in this village. Once this time is exceeded, there may be root monsters jumping out to "stop" the conflict.

The data given is also very interesting. The effect of all battles cannot exceed the explosive equivalent of one ton, which is equivalent to the explosive power of one ton of yellow explosives.

This is basically a warning to all monsters or other life forms not to make any noise that exceeds the explosive power of a ton of yellow explosives.

Otherwise, there is a chance of waking up the root monster.

One ton of explosive equivalent...

It might be achievable with the cumulative power of chain goblin bombs.

The last one also has nothing to say, Yu Liang can't see too many details.

All in all, this village rule felt very strange to him. Logically speaking, a village rule that everyone should abide by should not secretly dig so many language loopholes, nor should it be so fake. The possibility that ghost talk creatures are convinced.

"This one meal is equivalent to explosives..." Hua Niang pointed to the words on the stone tablet, and looked at Li Huachao beside her with a little curiosity, "If it really exploded, something will happen to this village, right?"

"In short, it's not the result that those strange talks on the head want to see." Li Huachao's eyes lit up, but then quickly darkened, and he elbowed the flower girl next to him, "Why don't you tell Yu Liang, take Click that goblin chain bomb to play?"

Originally, the moment he thought of this thing, he could ask Yu Liang for it himself, but now he can't, he is already an "outsider", so he can only ask Hua Niang to ask Yu Liang for some goblin chain bombs.

If he had the power to subvert the entire village, he might be able to negotiate with the stele and find a way to return home.

At this moment, the hope in Li Huachao's heart revived, and a strong desire supported him for the first time to use his brain to unravel the strange talk.

No matter what, he has to go back to his own world!

"Let's talk about it later, I made some deaths in Cyber ​​City, and now Yu Liang is angry, so I probably won't agree." Hua Niang said helplessly. She didn't know Li Huachao's inner thoughts, but the plan was true. She was similar to Li Huachao, so she encouraged Li Huachao to say, "Why don't you try to get some goblin bombs? You are in a sad and melancholy mood now, even in a humanitarian spirit, he shouldn't reject you, right?"

"Come on." Li Huachao pouted, feeling embarrassed.

On the other side, Yu Liang obviously didn't notice the ambition in Li Huachao's heart at this time. He looked back at the non-existent void behind him, and he knew that his teammates were behind.

Although they can't be seen or sensed, they must exist in the invisibility buff, and they must have heard the village rules that Li Huachao just read out.

The Mind Stealer said that those who saw the rules on the stele would have a mental connection with the original ghost stories who signed the rules back then, and thus have the possibility of being "discovered".

This is not necessarily a good thing, but it is not necessarily a bad thing for them now.

The duration of the little black stamp is only one hour, and there is not much time left for them. The relevant tasks must be triggered within the specified time, otherwise it will be even more difficult to deal with these root monsters without this layer of invisibility buff.

"Hiss—wait a minute." Li Huachao gasped suddenly, a special force was attracting his attention to the stele, and the type of writing on the stele changed again.

Now it is no longer the kind of printed Chinese characters, but a more advanced text...

It was a deep frame structure, and as long as he stretched out his hand to touch it, he could touch the words, and he gradually had a guess in his heart.

This is rabbit language.

It is a three-dimensional text rabbit language!
But he can't understand this language, why did he suddenly switch to this language?
Li Huachao subconsciously wanted to turn around to let Yu Liang take a look, but when he turned around, he found that he seemed to have come to a completely unfamiliar area.

Ok?
This is an underground palace. In the center of the underground palace is a huge chaotic monster. His body is covered by a black substance, making it hard to see clearly.

Eyes are all over those black bloated jelly, and the eyes are half-opened and half-closed, revealing a kind of laziness.

This is a toad-like strange creature, and Li Huachao can tell from the first glance that it is a strange creature at the root level, and the underground palace is his bedroom.

In front of the toad-shaped strange creature, a heart-pumping woman half-kneeled in the center of the underground palace. Her body was half-covered with clothes, her face was flushed, and her eyes revealed a kind of almost fanatical worship.

Great elder?
Li Huachao couldn't help but took a step back. He saw the imprint of the toad-shaped creature left on the half-covered back of the Great Elder, and a similar half-closed eye appeared on her shoulder. A mass of black toad tattoos surrounds this eye.

The Great Elder saw a strange story of the root, and got the blessing of the other party?
Suddenly, Toad-shaped Guai Tan opened half of his eyes, his eyes fell on Li Huachao through time and space, and the eye on the Great Elder's back also stared at Li Huachao.

"Who?!" The Great Elder shouted sharply.

It was discovered!

Li Huachao's heart beat violently, and then he found himself back on the edge of the stone tablet. The toad-shaped creature's glance made him panic and unable to calm down.

"I saw that the Great Elder is also here. She came to us, and she was blessed by the strange story of the root..." Li Huachao quickly told what he saw in that space.

At the same time, an inspiration suddenly popped up in his mind, and the trembling of fear instantly turned into trembling of excitement.

Wait, he seems to understand how to travel back to his own world!
This is the only chance!
"Yu Liang, ask the bodyguard to change the object of protection to me, and I will fight the Great Elder!"

Li Hua looked resolute, and solemnly half-knelt down to ask Yu Liang for orders, and at the same time issued a military order: "If not, please behead me!"

Yu Liang: "..."

What's the use of my dog's head?

(End of this chapter)