Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 381 Flat House and Toilet
A group of players involuntarily moved away from the bathroom, and the singing toilet man stared at a pair of big bloodshot eyes and retracted into the sewer. It seemed that the scope of its activities was only the bathroom, so it was completely uninterested in other people who did not enter the bathroom .

"Stay away from some things in this room that can accommodate heads, so as not to be attacked." Now Yu Liang has replaced Xiao Hei as the backbone of this team, so he naturally took over the task of commanding.

In fact, after he showed the strength of his team that can crush the T1-level elders, these people have completely obeyed him in general.

In a more dangerous environment, it is necessary to rely on the strong. The other players present are well aware of this. It is not luck for any player to have the strength of T1.

Of course, if Yu Liang knew about such mental activities, he would probably touch his nose a little embarrassedly.

To a certain extent, his luck was indeed good, and the starting point was to draw Li Huachao, the master of life, from the card pool.

But in this village now, the strength of T1 alone is still not enough.

Yu Liang glanced in the direction of the bathroom silently. The smell of the toilet man was not strong, and it even seemed to have a bad taste, but it carried an "irresistible" smell.

This is a rule of power, called "death".

Just like the Han Haoniao that crosses time and space and surpasses life and death in the zoo, it doesn't really have the ability to manipulate time and space as it pleases, but under certain circumstances, it can do it.

So the current toilet man, the rules on it are probably...

The "instant death" rule for entering the toilet area.

It would be great if we could find out the "instant death" range of this type of toilet man. This type of monster is very likely to be in groups. They are like mines planted in this village, and they may be disguised as different monsters. The shape is just waiting to give a big surprise to those who step on it.

So Yu Liang summoned the human-headed spider, which has never existed in the universe, and then gently threw it to the bathroom, trying to do a simple experiment with the human-headed spider.

They are all human heads, so this toilet man shouldn't discriminate, right?

However, the human-headed spider didn't think so. When it was still in the air, it kicked its legs to express its resistance, but it had no ability to control itself at all, and could only watch it fall into the surgeon's helpless body. head on the body.

Fortunately, the toilet man seems to be able to perceive the difference between monsters and humans, so the spider with the head will not trigger the "instant death" rule of the toilet man.

After falling on the headless corpse, the human-headed spider seemed to have forgotten its situation, and immediately happily climbed to the neck of the corpse, inserted eight spider legs into the neck, and then inserted its own The head was installed, like a dove occupying a magpie's nest.

A man's body has a woman's head, the smile is stiff and weird, and the eye sockets are deeply sunken, which looks like a sense of horror.

The human-headed spider manipulated the surgeon's body to stand up, and walked towards Yu Liang unsteadily, with a more obsequious smile on his face, as if trying to curry favor with Yu Liang, but this smile was somewhat ugly.

There is such an ability?
Looking at the surgeon standing up again, Yu Liang was surprised, so he quickly glanced at the character card of the human-headed spider.

There is still only one ability related to "toxin" on the character card, which means that the ability of the human-headed spider is very weak, and it has not been recorded in the world of strange stories.

It's useless if it's just occupying the body, if it can't exert the ability of the specific original owner.

He felt a little regretful, and couldn't help but look at the face of the human-headed spider two more times, complaining about this weird smile in his heart.

Fortunately, Li Huachao is not here now, if Li Huachao sees your ugly smile, he will definitely slap you twice first.

Just as the human-headed spider was about to walk out of the bathroom, the toilet seat opened again, and the ferocious head reappeared. It bit at the direction of the human-headed spider with a mouthful of yellow-stained and sharp teeth, but when the neck stretched halfway, the toilet man He stopped suddenly again, with a look of doubt in his eyes, and the content of Gaoge also took an abrupt turn.

"A man? A woman?" There was obviously more confusion in the voice, and then it thought for a while, but silently retracted into its own toilet, and closed the toilet lid again.

"Huh?" Yu Liang and the others naturally witnessed the whole process, and they couldn't help thinking in their hearts. It seemed that they could infer the rules attached to it from the behavior of the toilet man just now.

When the man-headed spider appeared, the toilet man did not attack, but after it attached itself to the corpse and stood up, the toilet man attacked again, but gave up the attack when he opened the toilet lid and saw the surgeon at this time.

The toilet man doesn't attack a single head, it only attacks a guy with a complete body, and only after he gets out of the toilet cover will he realize that something is wrong and hide in the toilet again.

As for why it stopped attacking, it wasn't because it discovered that the human-headed spider was not a human being. From its words, it could be known that it regarded the human-headed spider as a human being, but it couldn't tell the difference between male and female, so it finally gave up the attack.

Can't tell the difference between men and women, so give up the attack?
Yu Liang couldn't help but maliciously speculate in his mind, could it be because of the gender benefits of LGBT?
The current surgeon should be regarded as a physical man, but since the head belongs to a woman, the psychological identity is naturally a woman, which perfectly fits the definition of a sexual minority group, superimposed buffs, and even obtained "exemption from death" in front of the toilet man gold medal".

The human-headed spider walked to Yu Liang's side and followed Yu Liang obediently.

Seeing that the human-headed spider is so keen on occupying the headless corpse, Yu Liang didn't bother to take it back, just follow along.

Looking at it this way, their player team is not short at all.

"Do you want to look for clues here? It seems that this strange creature of yours will not be attacked by toilet people. You can let it try." Xiao Hei suggested.

"Yes." The rest of the players echoed.

Obviously, they don't want to explore the house by themselves anymore. If they come by themselves, the search efficiency will be higher, but at the same time, they will also face danger.

The advantage of the animal trainer is manifested at this moment.

"Okay." Yu Liang didn't refuse. There are quite a few weird creatures in his universe, and it's just right for searching this small house.

Only T1 and T2 have some wisdom and can understand his meaning, but humans and snakes are too big, whistle beasts are too stupid, mothers walk too slowly, and money-saving ghosts are too timid. It seems that only paper people can think about it.

With a gesture of his hand, 37 little paper figurines appeared beside Yu Liang. They jumped up and down on Yu Liang's head and shoulders, feeling sincere joy that he once again shouldered a heavy responsibility.

"Go and search the various areas and find the parts that contain text and bring them to me." Yu Liang gave instructions to these restless little paper people, and then thought of something, so he continued, "No, no, you don't need to bring it to me. , you only need to copy it down, you have the 'unnecessary' ability, and it shouldn't be a problem to make paper and pens for copying the text."

Next, the players present began to wait. They stood in the center of the living room. This was the place with the largest space and the place farthest from the furniture.

Only by staying away from places that may harbor creatures similar to "toilet people" can they feel a little peace of mind.

The paper figurines are busy back and forth, looking for clues like hardworking bees.

Indeed, a few little paper figurines have made simple wings using their "unnecessary" abilities, and they can fly as long as they are mounted on their bodies and waved desperately.

This kind of flying method is probably only possessed by extremely light paper figurines. They are very light, but their strength is not small. They are not as good as T2T3 monsters, but at least they are at the level of normal children. After becoming a clown paper figurine who strengthened his physical fitness, his strength rose to the same level as Yu Liang, and he was able to knock down Yu Liang with one punch.

To some extent, it is a bit like Jerry's big cousin in Tom and Jerry.

When the little paper people look for it, they will turn out a head from the cabinet or the pool. They are probably cabinet people or pool people, and they are all similar types of monsters.

As Yu Liang expected, these monsters did not attack the non-human little paper people. Instead, they showed reproachful eyes when the little paper people rummaged through the box, as if to blame them for exposing themselves to the sun. Lost the concealment of ambush humans.

From this point of view, the intelligence level of these furniture people is very low, and they are not high-level strange talk creatures, but only have the ability of the rule level.

This also made Yu Liang secretly startled. From this point of view, the furniture men are just miscellaneous soldiers in the village, and the miscellaneous soldiers can all have the root ability of "immediate death"...

Simply terrifying.

And the little paper people only cared about their own tasks, and didn't have any conflicts with these furniture people. From this point of view, they are quite docile and virtuous.

About 5 minutes later, more than 30 paper figurines came back with their own achievements. They probably acted separately, so they were probably divided into several groups, and each clue was contributed by each group.

"Who will come first?" Yu Liang looked at the notes carried on the backs of these little paper figurines, and reached out to take them, while the other paper figurine quickly handed his own note to Yu Liang.

[Be careful with cabinets, toilets, sinks, and electric fans. Be careful. Their positions change every day. Don’t get too close.Take a step back and take a step back to test out their positions! 】

This is probably the person who entered the house accidentally, and he also noticed the existence of the furniture man.

[Jony is dead, Black Three is dead, but I saw them again, they hid in the pool, it might know something, but they didn't tell me, why didn't they tell me? 】

[Just hide in this room, be careful of everything outside, don’t go out, don’t go out]

[Don't go out when it's dark, be careful of the monster that steals your heart]

[A person has two hands, yes, a person has two hands, be careful of her left hand! 】

【Hush—don't make any noise, he is sleeping, they, all of them are walking lightly, because they are all living in his dream. 】

[Broken house, new house, paper house, face house, this is a face house. 】

【Touch yourself, touch yourself】

"Huh?" Yu Liang noticed what was written on the last note, and touched his body subconsciously.

There was no change visually, but in terms of touch, he suddenly found that there were ups and downs that he could no longer perceive.

Yes, no undulations, no thickness.

I'm turning into a face?

I'm becoming flat?

Yu Liang tried to perceive his own thickness, but at this moment he seemed to be able to feel that everything touched by his hand was flat.

All flat.

The front of the face is flat, the sides of the face are flat, and the back of the skull is also flat.

He couldn't feel any difference.

There is no difference between flat and flat.

But his eyes...

Why is everything still three-dimensional in his vision?
Everything in the eyes has thickness, but it doesn't actually feel like that.

Another visual deception?
At this time, the last paper figurine handed Yu Liang another note.

[Run, run, run backwards, before the door closes, run!In this way, you still have a chance to leave, and the more you drag, the faster the speed of change will be! +】

"The first time?" Yu Liang turned his head to look at the gate of the house. At this moment, the gate has been completely closed, and through the side window, it can be seen that the outside of the house has gradually become dark.

Darkness has come.

In the night there are monsters that steal hearts.

Damn it, the door was already closed.

Yu Liang glanced at the paper figurine, and his mood suddenly turned bad: "Isn't the first one to give such important information to me?"

The paper figurine scratched its head, and said in a somewhat immature electronic voice: "It's important, debut, finale, dang dang dang!"

Yu Liang: "..."

Probably aware of Yu Liang's irritability, the paper figurine thought about it a little more, and conjured up three or four dried chrysanthemums with its unfounded ability, and handed it to Yu Liang: "Get out of the fire."

Yu Liang: "..."

Do you even know Chinese medicine?
And these notes were quickly circulated among several players, and they checked their bodies one after another, and what they found was similar to that of Yu Liang.

They have flattened, and seem to be transforming from three-dimensional to two-dimensional.

"Two-dimensional... transformation?" Xiao Hei was thinking, and suddenly noticed something, pointing to the floor tiles under his feet and said, "The whole living room has become narrower."

Yu Liang looked over with his fingers, and he didn't have much impression in his heart. In his eyes, the whole floor seemed to be so big all the time.

"Indeed, it's narrowed." The architect squatted down and measured the entire living room with his hands.

Thanks to these little paper figurines, their search just now probably found out the locations of all these furniture people. The note said that the furniture people will refresh their positions every day, which means that their positions are fixed today, so avoid related information. The area can move freely in this house.

"Don't look at it anymore. Two-dimensional eyes can't see two-dimensional things. Touch it with your hands and listen with your ears. That's another world."

The architect stretched out his hand to caress the ground, and said in a voice that implied surprise.

Surprisingly surprising.

At the same time, the perspective moves back along the route where Yu Liang and the others came in. When you walk out of the door and observe from another angle, you can find that the so-called house is just a flat image.

When the viewing angle is gradually narrowed, more information will appear in this area. The flat house is an icon printed on a ceramic plate, and on the icon...

is a full toilet.

　Sorry, it's a bit late, but fortunately it's still finished

　
(End of this chapter)