Weird talk author drags the diary

"You... what are you going to do?!" The architect looked at Yu Liang whose face became more and more determined, and was full of surprise in his heart.

The phone booth just now was isolated from sound, so he didn't hear what Yu Liang and the operator said, but now he can see what Yu Liang is writing——

Color eats the brain!
Color rots bone!
Forbidden!Forbidden!Forbidden!

What the hell is this?

Could it be that the only reliable animal trainer was mentally polluted in the ghost talk just now? !
Why is it that a person who was normal in the past is now suddenly possessed by some kind of rebooting demon? !

"What the enemy wants to do is what we want to stop, and what the enemy doesn't want to see is what we want to do." Yu Liang gave instructions, which can be summed up in four words.

"It makes sense." The architect looked at these comments left by Yu Liang, and felt that what he said seemed to make sense, so he sat next to Yu Liang, and followed his example and began to spread the words of rebooting.

Yu Liang, on the other hand, focused on carrying the classic quotations of the old man in the rebooting bar, and combined them with the popular Taoist culture in Cyber ​​City to make it even more unstoppable.

After all, this type of bad jokes has not been popular on the Internet in Cyber ​​City. If they can get the favor of a large number of little ghosts, maybe they can severely suppress the strange talk.

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Your skin and hair is from your parents.Sprinkle semen at will, make yourself inhuman and ghost, ashamed to the sky above, and ashamed to your parents below.I'm sorry for the pure self in my heart, blinding the original innocence and happiness, wasting my wisdom, not thinking about progress, wasting time, wasting my brain and body, there is a god three feet above my head, thinking that no one knows, but in fact, God knows, the earth knows you know me, Consuming blessings is like cutting with a knife.

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The heavenly way has its own number of profit and emptiness, and the human spirit is responsible for its own profit and loss.The human body is the condensation of the aura of heaven and earth, and the source of life comes from the aura of heaven and earth.Excessive indulgence will exhaust the energy of the human body, damage the essence of human nature, affect the health of the body and mind, and even lead to the hopelessness of returning the soul.Maintain abstinence, maintain a pure heart and few desires, and accumulate more energy in order to pursue a higher realm of Tao.Going against the sky and falling into the sea of ​​desire will not only affect personal practice, but also lead more people to go astray and lose their sense of proportion and reason.Road to Road, very Avenue.Only by following the way of heaven can we achieve the unity of nature and man, and realize the real harmony of the body.

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Vertigo, abnormal appetite, poor sleep quality, physical fatigue, tinnitus, memory loss, do you have such troubles?

That's right, stop lusting!

Rich people have healthy body organs that can be replaced at any time, but you will spend the rest of your life under a weak skin!
"Huh—it's almost there." Yu Liang imported these three templates into the artificial intelligence, and then asked it to imitate these three templates for batch generation.

Blessing rebooting theories, Taoist rebooting theories and intimidating rebooting theories are almost complete, three different directions of rebooting theories are enough to set off a wave on the Internet.

The next step is to add another fire to make this meme completely popular.

Yu Liang was thinking silently, and two words gradually appeared in his mind - "Water Army".

Indeed, in the Internet age, if you want to be popular, you need to gain more traffic, and if you want to gain more traffic, you need money.

But now the money on his body is still the income from selling those mechanical parts, and it is okay to maintain his life for these two days. If he wants to hire a navy or buy traffic, it will not be enough.

So what to do now?
Make money?
But the easiest and quickest way to make money that Yu Liang can think of now is written in the criminal law.

Uh, robbery?

In order to help cyber people quit sex, so they have to rob to make money?

What kind of rebooting gangster, green forest hero?

Isn’t this too much sacrifice for the cause of rebooting?

"Is there any way to hire a sailor, or a way to make quick money to hire a sailor?" Yu Liang copied and pasted these quotations into some hot search news, and turned to ask the architect.

The architect is also doing similar work, so he thought about it and gave an affirmative answer: "Go and grab the money from those capitalists, you may be targeted by cyber technology, but if you only grab it once, there shouldn't be any problem." Big question."

"Okay, wait and see." Yu Liang nodded, but he still resisted in his heart, not because he obeyed the law. None of the capitalists in Cyber ​​City is a good thing. The reason for his resistance is of course Not enough time.

It is conceivable that the behind-the-scenes mastermind of the white turbid ghosts will still commit crimes, and it is one big case after another. The more violent the more, the more ghost stories will spread through the Internet media.

The best way for Yu Liang to stop him is to catch him before the other party commits the crime, which requires constant tracking and tracking of the murderer.

Even if the murderer can't be caught, all he needs to do is wipe off all the bloody words left by the murderer, so as not to let these ghost spells spread.

At this time, Yu Liang also found that the private message column of his anonymous account had exploded. When he clicked on it, there were dozens of replies, many of which were laughing and cursing, all of which affirmed the speech on rebooting.

"Why are you everywhere? Rebooting is really awesome."

"Brother is amazing."

"Quit, from today, quit fucking."

"Jie Nima, at what age are you still doing abstinence? Even Taoism has a happy way, and you are still abstinent here. Is the next step going to be to start cerebellum?"

Yu Liang looked at these comments, and because he received a lot of likes and comments, his rebooting remarks were pushed to a very high position, almost at the beginning of the comment section, so he could see it at a glance.

Most of the compliments are not compliments to Yu Liang, but a booing mentality similar to "putting you up to embarrassment".

Among them, those who directly scolded were pushed to the first floor of the building within the building.

Yu Liang looked at the comment accusing himself of wrapping his cerebellum, and replied directly without thinking: "I'm in a hurry."

After doing this, Yu Liang continued to spread the corresponding remarks, and did not continue to read the response in this comment area until 10 minutes later.

"I'm so anxious, old mother, you are just insulting Taoist ancestors like you. Is the elementary school Taoism taught by the physical education teacher?"

"Heh." Yu Liang laughed dumbfounded. The netizens in Cyber ​​City don't have a very good mental capacity, so they are scolding?
He thought for a while, but he only knew two words: "Filial piety."

Next, he left this guy alone, and at the same time went to the comment section of other popular news to provoke some netizens with different attitudes, supplemented by the six arts of a gentleman, "Dianxiao, eagerness, joy, win clam", which made all the netizens howl with anger.

In the next few hours, Yu Liang's moves and routines spread rapidly on the Internet, together with his rebooting remarks, and even occupied a place in the hot searches.

Sure enough, gold always shines. This kind of Internet culture will never become obsolete wherever it is placed. It has the advantage of reducing dimensionality and attacking, but whether it overflows the entire Internet environment...

Yu Liang felt that the network environment in Cyber ​​City couldn't be worse, so why not?

But what makes him feel funny is that in his rebooting comment area, there are also the six arts of gentlemen imitated by netizens, but Yu Liang perfectly suppressed them with the theory of five elements restraining each other.

Clam overcomes anxiety, anxiety overcomes filial piety, filial piety overcomes Dian, Dense overcomes win, win overcomes clam...

Or a combination of classic remarks such as "I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry, let me be in a hurry first".

With the support of this kind of behind-the-scenes pusher, now a piece of news or an article, no matter whether it contains pornographic content or not, there will always be some comments about rebooting in twos and threes, and the overall environment of the Internet is completely new.

It is no longer filled with a lot of surnames and violence, but a kind of online violence mixed with yin and yang.

This development is faster than Yu Liang imagined, and to some extent, it saves some effort to buy navy.

Although the effect of buying a navy would be better, he is quite satisfied with the current situation.

"I've spent three or four hours here, do I still have to wait for that guy to commit the crime? Could he feel something and give up committing the crime?" The architect's hands were numb after copying and pasting, so he turned his attention to Yu Liang.

Yu Liang replied subconsciously: "I'm in a hurry."

architect:"……"

"However, you can keep an eye on the Central Law Enforcement Bureau. Once a large number of law enforcement officers are dispatched, there will probably be a big case." The architect said, but his tone was a bit regretful, "But we don't have any professional hackers here. If we can hack into the official network , and can arrive at the scene as soon as possible.”

hacker?

Yu Liang's mind immediately thought of the T1 programmer in Haicheng, that woman should be able to do such a thing, but it's a pity now, if only relying on the three of them, the manpower is still too small.

There are four districts in the ABCF alone, and each district has a law enforcement bureau, which are independent of each other. Even four people can't keep an eye on them. They wait for each other to commit a crime like this, which is really a bit passive.

At present, there is no good way.

"Follow this line first." Yu Liang stood up from the computer, "Zhong Chen and I will go to the vicinity of the Arasaka company to check the situation. You are here to watch the movement on the Internet. If you have anything to do, you can find me with your prosthetic eye."

"Okay." The architect did not refuse such a request. According to the distribution of combat power, he is not suitable for frontal combat, and it is normal to stay in the rear. "I will tell you some information about the branch. Just accept it in your eyes."

On the other hand, Yu Liang left the Internet cafe with Zhong Chen, found a self-service unmanned car, and went to the branch of Arasaka Company in Area C.

In his prosthetic eye, the architect's information is accompanied by the introduction of Arasaka Company on the Internet.

This is a high-tech company under the Huangpo Group. Its main research direction is human-computer interaction and human mechanics. It has made great achievements in the field of human-machine and enjoys many patents.

However, Yu Liang knows that the interior of this company is not as glamorous as it appears on the surface. These technology companies that include "people" do not treat people as human beings. Some human experiments are repeatedly banned, and some fines are even more itchy. , can't stop them at all.

This kind of company is very smart. It chooses to use some criminals in Cyber ​​City Prison to carry out experiments. The disadvantages of data and public opinion will not be too obvious.

Once punished, it is a scapegoat to bow and apologize, and then pay compensation and attend some public welfare activities. The government has nothing to do with them, let alone the people.

And now, Yu Liang appeared in the downstairs of Arasaka Company C Division. The magnificent office building in front of him was the property of Arasaka Technology Company, including the underground test area and the above-ground office area.

The architect has a deep understanding of these buildings, so the schematic diagram sent is easy to understand, clearly dividing some areas inside the Arasaka company, and some blank areas are places that he has not explored, and the security measures are too strict.

Yu Liang stood at the door of the office building, thinking about how to sneak into this company.

The security personnel at the gate will conduct a triple search, prohibit carrying any weapons into the company, and will conduct interrogation on those who enter, and this is only the first security procedure.

People who have gone through the first security procedure can only move around in the public area. The upstairs office area needs to swipe the employee card, while the underground experimental area is more strictly controlled. Each exit is guarded by two fully armed security personnel and robots. take care of.

It may not be that simple to rescue those players who are trapped in this company.

It might be possible to break through by force, but it will definitely attract a large number of mecha troops, not only the government's mecha troops, but also some experimental models developed by the company.

If you can't break through the defense line and find those players in a short time, I'm afraid you will be entangled, and taking a step back, even if you take these players away, this matter will be considered a big deal, and Yu Liang can't hide so many Player, just launch a simple search of the C area to catch him.

From this point of view, whether it is the main task or other aspects, they are in a predicament. At this time, someone may need to break the situation.

Yu Liang suddenly missed the three generals in his universe, but he didn't know what they were doing, or even...

At this time, Li Huachao was on the top floor of the office building in front of him.

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"I'm so mad!"

Li Huachao slammed his keyboard hard twice.

He didn't expect that his flawless communication plan of the Snickers would be ruined by these stalkers on the Internet, and now he mentions the bloody words "Lonely at home and secretly watching", and the bottom is full of copy-pasted abstinence Comments, accompanied by the classic six arts of a gentleman, turned the building to grandma's house in a blink of an eye.

According to this trend, his strange tales about ghosts and men almost died before they came out, and they were stillborn before they spread on a large scale.

but……

Li Huachao narrowed his eyes slightly.

These rebooting remarks and the six arts of gentlemen are obviously only understood by the old netizens in reality, so the first ones to post them must be players, and they are very smart players.

If you think about it further, these players probably triggered a special task to counter his ghost talk, otherwise they wouldn't have done so many inexplicable things.

That is to say...

Is this the method of the enemy?
It is likely that they have guessed the general content of their ghost talk and are investigating.

From this point of view, it is possible to arrange a trap to catch these people out and catch them all.

A cold light flashed in Li Huachao's eyes. He has a bad temper. When facing someone who sabotages his plan, it is naturally impossible to let him go.

Don't let me catch it, if you catch it, you have to kneel down and sing Conquer!