Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 326 The three-day period has come, and the fairy maiden returns!
[Player-Yu got a meat machine, an enhancement coupon, and a set of enhancement series ①, ②, and ③ series characters each. 】

"Meat machine?" Yu Liang was surprised, and when he took a closer look, the meat machine and the enhancement coupon had already occupied a space in his inventory, squeezing out the two sets of heavy machine guns in his inventory.

As a result, there were only ten sets of heavy machine guns left on him.

At the same time, the countdown to returning to reality also appeared in the prompt box. Yu Liang didn't have time to see the specific effect of this meat machine, but since it is a reward after completing the pioneering mission, it must be more useful than a set of ordinary heavy machine guns , and needless to say the reinforcement coupons, so Yu Liang did not replace them.

[There are still 10 seconds before returning to reality...]

[9 seconds...]

【…】

Lee looked at the countdown in the reminder box, and restrained his daily frivolous state.

At this moment, he has a golden eye in each of his hands, and the golden eye opens and closes with his control in the palm of his hand, which is particularly agile.

This is the ladder to T1.

He recited this sentence silently in his heart, and at the same time used the strange talk power of the golden eyes, so his two hands gradually disintegrated into three categories, namely bones, blood vessels and nerves, while muscles or fats were randomly divided into three categories. attached to it.

Relying on these two golden eyes, together with the secret law book Yu Liang obtained from the sentinel beast group and his own stamp [Super Memory Disease], Lee has been able to complete a simple disintegration, turning the two-dimensional expansion mode into his own trump card .

[Passive·Hypermemory]: Memory +75%, if you don't have a alienation profession, the increase will be doubled, and an additional 50% of the strange talk learning ability will be added.

But what he can do is the simplest decomposition, and he can only be regarded as an entry-level golden eye user.

According to Lee's observation, players without alienated occupations are often more likely to be influenced by the power of other ghost stories, far easier than alienated occupations.

When it is weak, it is called "influence"; when it is strong, it can be called "use".

An alienated professional only needs to follow the path planned by the system to increase the gradient level, but as an individual, he needs to judge his own gradient level.

According to Lee's estimation, he should be in the high position of T2 now, and can suppress most of the T2 gradient players. After fully mastering the two-dimensional expansion of the golden eyes, he can enter the T1 level.

Of course, it is necessary to find tools to replace and upgrade the various parts of the body. With the natural physical strength of human beings, the state of two-dimensional expansion is not considered strong.

The defensive power of the skin is not enough, and the strength of the bones is not enough.

More resources are needed.

At the same moment, sumo wrestler Ryuuchi put away the heavy crossbow rewarded by the system. He looked at the test tube in front of him, counting the seconds until the ghost story world returned, and at the last second he suddenly inhaled the bacteria in the test tube.

He didn't know if he could rely on this method to bring the original microorganisms back to the earth, but obviously, this was the only thing he could do.

The original microbes call themselves "the other side", and they have the ability to "transcendence", allowing the host to transcend three dimensions and overlook the current world from the perspective of four-dimensional organisms.

Second, it wants to go to Earth.

The same thing happened in other corners of the planet. The original microorganisms hidden underground gradually awakened after the arrival of the "alien" and entered an active period, waiting for these human players to pick them like fruits full of temptation. .

Human players, on the other hand, have no resistance to this kind of temptation. They accepted this temptation after some testing and found that the original microorganisms had no obvious hostility towards them.

The countdown ended, and all surviving players returned to reality, and the surface of this tumor planet was covered with a more peculiar energy.

It was absorbed into the Chinese-based server of Guai Tan World.

Zooming out, in the dark universe, beside the tumor planet is a planet [tree] that is much larger than it. At this moment, the tree is slowly rotating and revolving, just like the time in the past ten thousand years.

Then zoom in the angle of view, close to the tumor planet, close to the high-rise in the holy land, Yu Liang in the high-rise is beside Zhong Chen, and Zhong Chen's stomach is full of bacteria.

After magnifying the bacterial colony tens of thousands of times, it can be seen that the pentagonal organ in the bacterial cell membrane is slowly shrinking with Zhong Chen's heartbeat.

Zooming.

The sides of the pentagon are opening and closing, as if they are calculating something, and seem to be conveying something.

Until the bodyguard Zhong Chen was included in the universe and became a new character card.

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Yu Liang opened his eyes.

This time, he was lying on his own bed, except for a little mental exhaustion, his body was fine.

He released a mecha in the inventory, and stretched out his hand to stroke the surface of the mecha. The mecha is composed of bones as warm as jade, without the cold feeling of metal.

Each mecha comes with two heavy machine guns and a huge airbag on its back. Just one mecha takes up most of Yu Liang's bedroom, so Yu Liang put away the mecha again and turned to look at it. Other gains from this pioneering book.

Needless to say, the reinforcement coupons are old friends, and Yu Liang continues to throw them to the paper people group, officially promoting the paper people to T2.5.

In the last moon dungeon, the paper figurines were promoted to T3.5 after the dungeon was completed, and the enhancement coupons after the dungeon completed raised them to T3. Capabilities are consolidated and slightly enhanced.

And this promotion provides a new group ability.

Character Card Paperman (has been turned into Yin Qi)

Gradient: T2.5
Attribute: Ghost Story Derivative

Personality: greedy, timid

Abilities: Chaos, Edict, Extravagance, Unnecessary
[Traveling*]: Make the target fall into a powerful hallucination. The hallucination is mainly visual, supplemented by confusion of other senses such as hearing, smell, taste, touch, and pain.If the target breaks free, it becomes weak and vulnerable.

[Supposed Edict*]: Record the physiological characteristics of a strange creature, simulate the characteristics and obtain some of its abilities, it is difficult to distinguish the same type of strange creature, and it is easier to regard the subject as a more powerful creature of the same kind; after the simulation, you will get a command for the same kind of creature The ability to make simple commands.

[Extreme luxury*]: You can put a medium item (not a living thing, it can be a non-physical item) on your body and use it. After using this item, you will enter a "abstinence" state, and you can no longer store any items in a short period of time.

[No need to exist]: According to the specific situation, it is created out of nothing. The more paper figurines involved, the more specific and detailed the result will be, and it will be difficult to see through.The result can be physical items, non-physical items or events, crimes, etc.
"No need?" Yu Liang's eyes instantly fell on the new ability on the paper figurine's character card. He thought of the historical allusion, which originated from the famous traitor Qin Hui.

So are these paper figurines really gone forever on the road of treacherous officials, eunuchs, and corrupt officials?
He was a little helpless, it was unnecessary now, and he didn't know what it would be next time.

Despite the spiteful name, it's interesting to have this ability.

Create something out of nothing, which can generate physical items or non-physical items, even events and crimes.

In comparison, the former is considered average, which generates incidents or charges...

Isn't it related to the law of causality and parallel universes?
This is only the ability of T2.5 paper figurines. The more paper figurines participate in the "unnecessary", the easier it is to make fakes come true, and even disrupt the normal timeline.

However, Yu Liang reckons that the current paper people are unable to promote the development of events or trigger the law of causality. T2.5 monsters are like playing with weapons of causality, which is simply nonsense.

OK, another batch of promising future.

What makes Yu Liang more satisfied is that there are 37 paper figurines in his universe, so when the 37 paper figurines reach a consensus, the effect of [Unreasonable] will be greatly enhanced.

The other three abilities have also been enhanced. [Tao Luan] is no longer just affecting vision, but now it is supplemented by other senses. The environment will be more realistic, and it will be easier for the paper figurine to control other creatures.

[Supposed Edict] is an additional order to issue instructions to similar creatures after simulation. This should mean that the paper people can issue simple instructions to clown monsters after simulating clowns. The premise is that the level of monsters is not as good as them, or similar.

[Extreme luxury] Changed "small items" to "medium items". Let them carry an extra character.

Then there's the meat machine.

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肉机
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Remarks: Import the biological model, and the model will be printed quickly after accumulating energy.The model does not have life characteristics, but it can receive instructions and move.Each biological model can only last for three hours (can be destroyed with one click).

Yu Liang finished reading the operation method, and then looked at the meat machine that was taken out.

The size of the meat machine is not small, almost as big as a refrigerator, and its overall style is similar to the product of the flesh and blood civilization. It is an upgraded version of that biological printer.

He checked the meat machine, which could input some biological models on the screen, and then quickly produce them through the printer.

The whole machine uses solar energy. Yu Liang tried to print a rabbit model, and a rabbit was spit out of the machine after only one second.

The rabbit's body is covered with fur, its limbs are strong and powerful, it can breathe, and its heart is beating, but the body doesn't understand. Only after piercing a bone spur catheter into its body, can Yu Liang use the meat machine to issue instructions to drive the rabbit's body. Bouncing around.

Then just making a rabbit needs to consume one-tenth of the energy. This rabbit is really big, weighing eight kilograms. According to this ratio, a preliminary estimate can only make a biological model with a weight of less than [-] kilograms. .

He looked at the meat machine and thought about it.

It doesn't feel that useful, but it's a tool that is released after completing the pioneering book. No matter how you think about it, it will be better than the rewards of other side quests, right?

So he called out the Wealthy Ghost, and after explaining its purpose, he asked for opinions on it and the characters in the universe.

Li Huachao took the lead and said concisely: "Use it as an inflatable doll, it will definitely sell well."

"It can only exist for three hours, what's the use?" Yu Liang raised his eyebrows and looked at the oversized rabbit again.

"Can the biological model be disassembled into various parts? It can be used to replace resources." The money-saving ghost said, "For example, making characters or making guns and ammunition. This kind of model should not limit the types of creatures, not only the earth. Creatures above can craft."

"En." Yu Liang nodded. He took the fur from the rabbit and tried to synthesize characters.

Since the meat machine is a product of the strange story world, the rabbit model is also a product of the strange story world, so it can be used to synthesize characters and use them.

Soon, Yu Liang got the corresponding characters, but from this point of view, the efficiency is not too high.

The solar charging speed of the meat machine is not fast enough, and it is difficult to keep it running at all times.

"If it doesn't work, it may really only be used to make tools for venting desires." The money-saving ghost said calmly, "If you open a factory in the ghost story dungeon in the future, the depressive environment will cause great pressure on the player workers , then the desires of the workers themselves are a big trouble, and if the backlog is too long, it may cause turmoil.”

It sounds a bit cold, without any human emotion: "Both men and women need to vent their desires, but they must not vent their desires on each other. Too much emotion is not conducive to productivity, and pregnancy will cause a waste of labor."

Yu Liang: "..."

Have you planned for what's next?
Also, the waste of labor during pregnancy...

It's true from the capitalist's point of view, but why does it sound so damn good?
However, the money-saving ghost said so, and Yu Liang also knew that the meat machine would not be used for the time being, so he put the meat machine back into the inventory.

Maybe Little Fairy's tank Taoist house can be used?
After all, she wanted to carry all good things to her tank road mansion.

Then Yu Liang switched to Zhong Chen and asked Zhong Chen to take out a large bag of ear whistles from the inventory.

He did not forget what Little Fairy wanted. Hundreds of years later, such things as ear whistles only existed on the ears of beast-shaped species.

Fortunately, many beasts died in the revolution, so Yu Liang took back a large number of ear whistles in the name of "salvation for the beasts".

Whether it's Li Huachao's Bladestorm (Soul Screaming Version) or Tank Daofu, the ear whistle is very useful.

An almost instantaneous large-scale control skill, just think about how easy it is to use, right?
Another shadow appeared under his feet, and the shadow spread out of the bedroom, then nestled on the sofa, transformed into a shape, and started playing games.

Yu Liang, on the other hand, took a shower and sat down at the computer desk again.

The matter of training Caoying's machine armor may have to wait until tomorrow, and he has to pay back the drafts owed for the past two days.

Fortunately, both the editor and the readers are used to Yu Liang's occasional "disappearance" state, and nothing happened after Yu Liang posted an apology for procrastination.

While writing the book, Yu Liang felt annoyed.

You shouldn't be brainstorming in the second Prison Mirror dungeon. Why did you ask the female writer to get the root ghost story?
Find a female writer directly and take her in. Can the person who is sitting here writing a book now be a female writer?

Can he lie down easily?

The created profession cannot be created again, and now he can no longer create a writer even if he kills another writer profession.

Damn, what a mistake!
Thinking about it, Yu Liang noticed a "ding" sound coming from the universe, he opened the page and looked -

The three-day period has come, and the little fairy has finished the simulation.

　I overslept and just woke up at twelve o'clock... Also, why isn't there a female writer of Yujie type to help me write a book?
　
(End of this chapter)