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Chapter 316 Did you make the goblin bomb? !
Yu Liang felt that his brain had been raped.

This kind of art is still too advanced, with a strong surrealism, as a human being, he obviously still can't accept it.

However, the high priest has been sharing the subtleties of this dance with him, so Yu Liang can only keep admiring it with a smile on his face.

When the supreme leader of an ethnic group enthusiastically shares with you what it thinks is the best, it is difficult for anyone to say no bluntly.

Li Huachao watched with great interest. He never thought that what he did casually in the Caoying Temple would bring him such a wonderful performance hundreds of years later.

Inadvertently inserting willows and willows into shade, once successful, the world will know.

A group of grass babies with rabbit ears and black silk tentacles are dancing pole dances. This is not a benefit that everyone can enjoy.

As for Yu Liang, he already understood that Li Huachao cannot be simply compared to a husky now. Li Huachao is now a combination of a husky and a Bianmu, and he has a second life in doing things.

Dismantle it openly, and dismantle it secretly. After receiving the scolding of the open demolition, the covert work is done for the concealed demolition.

During the two months when there was no copy, Yu Liang still let Li Huachao go out to exercise during the night break without worry, and Li Huachao lived up to the expectations of the whole small work every three days.

It's like taking "Zhi" to the city's zoo to visit, pointing out the country, and recalling the turbulent years of the past; It was recommended in Yu Liang's book, and was even repeatedly warned by the system of the ghost world in the form of a prompt box.

For Li Huachao, receiving scolding is like checking in every day, but this kind of performance makes Yu Liang feel more at ease, at least he knows what Li Huachao has done.

However, now it is suddenly discovered that this guy will secretly hide mines and bury the scene of the crime. Now Yu Liang is not clear about imparting aesthetic experience to Cao Cao, the ancestor of the grass baby.

The dream of "rabbit ears, black silk tentacle girl, grass baby dancing pole dance" didn't start to sprout at that time, did it?
Similarly, this dream has been buried in the heart of the first-generation grass baby for a long time, but I don't know if it will have the opportunity to see such a performance.

But if you think about it carefully, the result this time is still good. If Li Huachao hadn't gone to connect with the grass babies of that generation to impart knowledge, his current status might not be so lofty.

The god of fertility, the father of aesthetics, the savior, the name is really big.

Moreover, Li Huachao usually came to "Zhi" at ordinary times, because when Yu Liang and "Zhi" were walking outside together, the atmospheric pressure was really low, making people breathless.

Fortunately, the dance of more than ten minutes passed quickly, and Yu Liang was already numb when he saw the back, because these tentacle mothers and grass babies were halfway through dancing, and suddenly there was another section of boulders on their chests, silver guns on their throats, and oil on their bare hands. Pot, the scene was once very weird.

The ghost knows what Li Huachao said to Cao Cao in the first generation, why a piece of broken chest stone was inserted in the pole dance, which was considered by the grass infant civilization to be the ultimate physical art.

"The most intuitive and original art of physical beauty is dance." The high priest Cao Cao kept his eyes on the young female among the grass baby dancers in the center of the square. When the dance was exciting, it would even stroke the grass on its head. Ye, couldn't help admiring.

According to the high priest himself, the action of stroking the grass blades was like applauding, expressing his praise to the grass babies on the stage.

However, when Yu Liang remembered what the High Priest Cao Cao had just said in the woods, he instinctively felt something was wrong.

Forget it, don't ask if you don't want to know.

"En." Yu Liang agreed with the words of the high priest of the grass baby. At this time, a grass baby with a bush on its head ran all the way to the side of the high priest.

The bushes on its head seem to have been trimmed, like a hairstyle, which looks extra fluffy and fashionable.

The grass baby in the bush first looked at the high priest, then bowed to Yu Liang, and then continued to speak to the high priest, "The initial combat mobilization has been completed, and the [-]th military department is issuing war orders. It is estimated that it will take ten years for complete mobilization Around five-star time."

"The mobilization is completed in three stages. Every five days, I will see one-third of the grass baby soldiers ready to go." The high priest said indifferently.

"Yes." The shrub grass baby bowed his head, obeyed the high priest's order, and then ran quickly to the outside of the small semi-open-air square.

"War mobilization has already started?" Yu Liang was a little surprised. He was just thinking about why he started watching the pole dance performance after entering Cao Ying's camp. He had obviously just experienced that impassioned speech.

"War mobilization has already begun since you started the preaching to the grass babies." The high priest of the grass babies said, it smiled, and it looked a little calm, "Of course, these complicated military affairs do not require you to do it yourself. Work hard, after the five-star hour, the first batch of grass baby soldiers will be assembled in the upper forest area, with a total of more than [-] grass babies, and they will wait for your order to attack the other side of the river."

"Have you prepared [-] grass baby soldiers?" Yu Liang was surprised when he recalled what the high priest said just now.

For a total of [-] grass baby soldiers, that is indeed a big deal.

Even if it is a small grass baby soldier, on the battlefield, there are mountains and plains that can't be seen at a glance.

In an era when productivity was not developed enough, each soldier needed ten people to support, so 30 grass baby soldiers might need [-] ordinary grass babies. It's so scary, it's a waste of time and money.

According to A Zong, there are only a few hundred guards of the oil-rich class, and they can fight, but they are limited. After all, A Zong and the others also have hundreds of people. To deal with this guard, you don't need [-] grass babies, right?
Or is it that the guards are really so terrifying that an average humanoid cavalry can fight against a hundred grass babies?

"This is all our standing army." The high priest didn't hide anything from Yu Liang, he pointed to the forest outside, "We occupy a land of hundreds of hectares, which is enough for us to train enough soldiers to resist invasion."

It said proudly: "These grass baby soldiers are the swords and shields of our group."

Yu Liang agrees, but still maintains a skeptical attitude in his heart.

If it is really so powerful, how was the grass baby group forced to migrate northward?

Of course, being able to gather so many grass babies has already made Yu Liang very satisfied. At that time, tens of thousands of grass babies will be released by the river [Lingren] to reduce the fighting power of the guard, and the rest will be left to A Zong themselves.

There is no revolution without bloodshed, but internal revolutions require others to shed blood, which is somewhat immoral.

"Next, we can visit the Art Palace, where there are excellent masterpieces of the infant body art masters of our grass infant group." The high priest Cao Cao continued to recommend, and it continued, "As for such trivial matters as dispatching troops, I usually don't do it myself. Asking questions is basically handed over to the twelve legion commanders below, if you want to inspect it, you can also."

The high priest put it lightly, the life rhythm of the grass baby group is relatively slow, and this kind of life rhythm can give birth to such a prosperous variety of art masters.

Except for a very small number of departments that need to be mobilized to perform tasks, the High Priest will not have too many management needs.

Generally speaking, the grass babies of the grass baby group are more Buddha-like, and the artistic rendering of the primitive society period made their lives more casual and comfortable.

Suddenly, Yu Liang felt the walkie-talkie in his hand vibrate, which meant that someone was contacting him, so he turned on the switch and tuned to the listening channel.

"This is Lee, is anyone there? Are you there?" Lee's voice kept coming from the other end of the intercom, and he repeated the same words tirelessly.

"I'm Yu." Yu Liang replied, and he pressed his hand to the high priest Cao Cao who cast a curious look, signaling it to keep quiet.

"Okay, we got through." Lee breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued, "I have already started to mobilize the troops of the Microbiology Cult here, and the situation is better than expected. Those researchers were shocked after seeing the 'bacteria' you synthesized. Shocked, they declared that only the Creator could have produced such microorganisms."

He went on to say: "With the support of these scientific researchers, A Zong and the others have obtained the latest scientific research results, and have been fully armed and mobilized before the war. Originally, only a few hundred people were willing to follow them in the revolution, but now they are overwhelmed." It has doubled to hundreds of people."

Yu Liang listened to Lee's narration, he could hear all kinds of noisy voices coming from the opposite side.

There were passionate speeches, support from mountains and tsunamis, and all kinds of voices of exclamation and doubts. It can be heard that Lee is some distance away from those noises, but the voice can still be transmitted through the walkie-talkie.

"It's smoother than expected. It only takes about four stars for them to assemble. These young sentinels are basically penniless and armed. Even those scientists are very good at fighting." Lee smiled and asked, " What's the situation over there now?"

"My side..." Yu Liang focused on the dozens of rattan sticks still standing in the square, and continued, "I just discussed the basic matters of the war with the high priest of the grass baby group, and they are willing to help the sentinel beasts The ethnic group has won the revolution and is willing to conduct a round of equal negotiations under my guidance."

Yu Liang was unequivocal when he said these words. Of course, he couldn't tell Lee that he just watched a grass baby pole dance with rabbit ears and black silk, and now he was going to visit the baby body art palace of the grass baby.

Although he does not discriminate against the types and forms of expression of art, he is still a little ashamed to speak out at this time.

"That's good. The action efficiency of these sentinel beasts is much faster than I thought. They are very likely to launch an attack in about three hours after four stars. At that time, you should be needed to assist them. The oil-rich class surrounded and wiped them all out." Lee said, "Is there any problem with you?"

Yu Liang looked at the nude grass baby version of the thinker and the discus thrower placed in front of the art museum, and shook his head decisively: "There is no problem, there will be no problem at all."

But he didn't notice that the two historians around him looked up at the statue in the art gallery, then at Yu Liang, and added a note to the Lord's interview: "The Lord loves the nude works of art from the thirteenth generation of Cao Cao very much. , commented 'no problem'."

In the following time, Yu Liang followed the high priest to visit the buildings in this forest one by one. The enthusiasm of the high priest made him unable to resist this kind of promotional sharing.

The High Priest already had sufficient confidence in this, their art was completely above the civilization of the Sentinel Beasts, otherwise the higher-ups of the Sentinel Beast civilization would not have regarded their civilization as a treasure.

After visiting for about two weeks, the high priest finally pulled Yu Liang out of the threshold of art, and wanted to show the ancestors of the grass baby civilization the military and scientific achievements of the grass baby civilization.

In short, Yu Liang is now completely immune to baby body art, but the architecture and sculpture art of the grass baby civilization can make his eyes shine, because most of them strictly conform to the geometric beauty, even if he doesn't understand anything, he looks like it. pleasing to the eye.

"Please follow me. The Military Industry Research Institute is located underground outside the forest, where it will be more concealed and safer." Yu Liang cheered up, and he realized that the next step is to really get to the point.

The location of the Military Industry Research Institute is underground, and the air here is still fresh, almost the same as in the forest.

Taking a closer look, Yu Liang saw all kinds of grass babies hiding in the corner. They were desperately inhaling, and then released fresher air through the plants above their heads.

"Absorbing this kind of exhaust gas is good for grass babies to thrive. We will raise them underground when they grow into children." The high priest said, "This will not only make them grow taller and stronger, but also make them grow taller and stronger. Bathed in the breath of science to grow."

"En." Yu Liang nodded, this is indeed a growth bathed in the atmosphere of science.

Walking a little further in, Yu Liang saw a larger space, where some vines hung from the ceiling, and the vines hung the grass baby engineers so that they could work in mid-air.

Grass baby engineers holding various instruments are making mechas.

Yes, that's right, mechs.

Although this kind of mecha looks very thin and weak, but from the overall shape, it is a mecha.

The mech seems to be spliced ​​together from various biological bone parts, and some connecting parts are made of wood or metal structures, making the whole look stiff.

It is roughly in the shape of a human, but with relatively slender limbs. There are two thermal weapons like machine guns on each of the hands on both sides. There is a transparent compartment on the abdomen of the mecha. Inside the compartment are various instruments similar to joysticks. .

"This is our standard mecha Caocao No. [-]." The high priest showed Yu Liang the technological product of the grass baby group at close range, "A perfect creation designed to imitate the human body, we have about [-] such killing machines machine."

kill...

machine?

Yu Liang looked at this strange mecha, it looked like a freak pieced together from all kinds of rubbish in a garbage dump, he even wondered if this thing could run, or it would fall apart after running for a while.

The high priest searched around, and ordered a guard to operate the machine, showing Yu Liang how powerful this killing machine was.

"Live ammunition, go to the ground to display." The high priest gave an order, this is the easiest way to show military height.

Hearing that, those engineers also set their sights on the high priest, and they asked, "Is the newly developed throwing bomb also installed?"

"Yes." The high priest nodded here, "We want to show the Lord our highest etiquette."

A few engineers came to the corner, took out three or four spherical bombs the size of a human head from a wooden box, put the bombs into a net pocket and hung them on the mech's waist.

The high priest pointed at the bomb on the mech's waist and exclaimed, "This is a bomb made by us combining Sentinel Beast civilization, Grass Baby Civilization and a magical special ghost power. It was an absolute accident to invent it. It has extremely terrifying powers. power."

The High Priest rarely loses his composure like this, which shows that he really thinks this weapon is something to show off.

It introduced the name of the bomb to Yu Liang——

"Manufactured by an unknown engineer underground, absorbing the essence of the earth, it is called a goblin bomb, and this is the first generation of goblin bomb."

Yu Liang: "???"

Goblin bomb?

You made this? !
(End of this chapter)