Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 237 Then—Start Smiling^_^
Yu Liang tidied up the scene. Naturally, the corpse of Xiangu must be disposed of. It would naturally need to be destroyed in this dungeon. If the believer is resurrected by the moon as a kowtow corpse, there may be troubles Son.

Judging from what Xu Cixi said, the time regression of "faith" cannot bring the dead back to life, so under normal circumstances, there is no need to worry about Xiangu's resurrection.

The same is true from a logical point of view. If the player will be resurrected by "faith", this dungeon should be overcrowded long ago, and the player will not die anyway.

After Xiangu's body was completely burned in the room, Gui Cixi reappeared beside him. She stretched out her hand and pressed on Yu Liang's limbs and torso, as if to confirm that there were no wounds on Yu Liang's body. After confirming, he stood silently behind him and disappeared.

Yu Liang felt that Mu Mu's actions were a little funny, and he realized that Gui Cixi seemed to have disappeared when Xiangu was here just now.

That's right, it's normal for the ghost bride to be afraid of the fairy girl, not to mention that this kind of good fairy girl is basically a natural situation. If the fairy girl sees her and comes down with a "thunder" character, I'm afraid Gui Cixi will be fascinated All gone.

It's fine if you don't come out to help, at least you won't be in danger because of it.

Yu Liang felt that Li Huachao in the universe was a bit sluggish. Li Huachao seemed to have not spoken for a while, so he immediately shouted: "Hey, Li Huachao! Wake up!"

"Ah?" Li Huachao's voice was full of sleepiness, but he was a conscientious thug, so he forced himself to go online again and asked, "What happened?"

"It's nothing, the adventurer seems to have passed out, you wake him up." Yu Liang pointed to the adventurer beside him.

Naturally, he did this on purpose to interrupt Gouzi's sleep, and Li Huachao would be more sleepy later, so that Li Huachao would not be able to wake up and work when he was sleeping.

not bad.

And Li Huachao was so dazed that he didn't realize what Yu Liang was thinking. He could do whatever Yu Liang asked him to do, so he took over his body, came to the adventurer with sleepy eyes, and tried to wake him up: "Hey, Wake up."

Soon, he realized that this kind of gentle calling was useless, so he regained his energy, put his fingers in front of the adventurer's forehead to accumulate energy, and prepared to give him a hard blow when the adventurer passed out. My brain collapsed.

But after thinking about it, he withdrew his hand, and called out softly: "Little ghost, little ghost?"

Next to the adventurer, a female ghost wearing a wedding dress slowly emerged. This is the little ghost bride who had made a contract with the adventurer before. She was threatened by Li Huachao before, so now she dare not ignore Li Huachao's call.

"Very good." Li Huachao regained his spirits, put his fingers in his mouth and breathed out twice, and then gave the adventurer a hard blow.

Since the adventurer had a female biological companion next to him, the power of this blow to the brain was far from what normal people could bear. His forehead turned red visibly to the naked eye, and then quickly swelled, turning into a big lump.

At the same time, the adventurer woke up suddenly as if there was a delay, and covered his forehead with a grin: "Pain pain pain pain pain—"

"You're awake." Li Huachao brought the contents of the snakeskin bag over quickly, "Come on, you can go back after you've distributed the stolen money."

He yawned, and the drowsiness was visible to the naked eye, "Just divide these things up as you like."

The adventurer opened the snakeskin bag and divided the contents into two equal parts. At the same time, he asked, "Where is Fairy? Why didn't you see her? What happened just now?"

"Xiangu? Here, where is it?" Li Huachao pointed to the pile of incinerated things in the corner. In front of him, Yu Liang kept burning the body with the characters "burning", finally turning Xiangu's body into ashes. He was also planning to take her away later, so as not to give her a chance to be resurrected.

He briefly described what happened just now: "Xiangu summoned a root ghost, chased us into the parking lot, and then you were controlled, and then the moon in the sky came back and noticed the root ghost, the two sides fought, the moon Won."

"Okay." The adventurer nodded. There were two piles of things in front of him, one belonged to Li Huachao and the other belonged to himself. He took out two identical Taoist scriptures in the snakeskin bag and flipped through them. Throw it in Li Huachao's pile, and throw one copy in your own pile.

"The same?" Li Hua's sharp eyes saw that the words on the pages of the book were exactly the same, they were all "Volume [-]".

"Oh, my ability, when opening a treasure chest, there is a chance to get double items, and there will be exactly the same rubbings in this kind of book." The adventurer explained.

"Oh, so." Li Huachao looked at the adventurer, and the more he looked, the more he felt that the adventurer seemed to want to enter the universe.

If only this guy could go straight into space too.

Li Huachao inevitably had such thoughts in his heart, but it was a pity that he had no reason to kill his friends, not to mention that even if he killed an adventurer, it would be useless to create another one, as the ones created would only be adventurers with random personalities. It won't necessarily be as fun as the current adventurer.

"Take out all the Taoist scriptures and Taoist classics in it, and leave them for Xiangu to use, and then give some of the mechanism beasts to the adventurers." Yu Liang said, adventurers are absolutely equally divided, even some books are the same , so there will be a situation like "you roll up and I roll down".

He didn't want Little Fairy to learn the first volume but not the second volume. It's better to learn all these things in one go.

"Give me all the scriptures, I'm useful." Li Hua said, and then pointed to the three organ beasts assigned to his pile, "Take these organ beasts."

The organ beast was made by Xiangu, and he didn't feel bad at all.

As long as Little Fairy learns it, wouldn't she be able to do whatever she wants?
and……

There is no need to make this kind of ordinary mechanism beast. According to the way of the strange story world, as long as the materials are sufficient, a Gundam Mecha can be made.

Li Huachao instantly thought of the talisman string machine gun tower that he had just seen in the room. If this thing has a higher range and is installed on the Gundam, it will become a big killer.

"Oh? It's okay." The adventurer pushed all the books in his pile to Li Huachao, and then took the mechanism beast in front of Li Huachao.

He can't understand Taoism, and he can't learn spells. These books are supposed to be taken to grocery stores or other places to see if they can be sold. Now that Li Huachao is willing to exchange this ready-made mechanism beast, he naturally It is a wish.

Li Huachao randomly picked up one of these scriptures, flipped through it, pouted and put it down again.

The characters are mysterious and difficult to understand, and they seem to be handwritten by a master of Taoism, so these characters are not so easy to recognize.

The most important thing is that there are no punctuation marks. He can recognize some of the words, but he can't recognize them at all when they are combined.

And the same is true for the books that show the "spell collection", there are almost no pictures, and they are all long and long words, which are incomprehensible.

"Can you understand this thing?" Li Huachao asked other people in the universe.

Yu Liang tried to read it, but was quickly defeated: "How can a normal person understand this thing? What is the primordial spirit?"

And the same is true for the guidance of Taoism. There are no guiding instructions throughout the mysterious text.

To put it simply, the usage of each Taoism depends on enlightenment, and there is no such step as "one, two, three, four" marked.

Just like instructing a kitchen rookie to cook, you can make everything precise, such as how many grams of salt to use, how many grams of soy sauce to use, etc., the dishes made in this way are not delicious, at least not bad.

However, the guidance Yu Liang received now is to cook with love and emotion, and the dishes made when the emotions are full will make people feel happy.

By the way, I also explored the history and evolution of this dish, and how it was improved in various regions and dynasties.

And such a metaphor is also somewhat inappropriate, because even if the latter is introducing the emotion and history of cooking, it is at least a text that ordinary people can easily understand. As for these passages...

After a while, there will be a novel term that I don't understand. The same words may refer to completely different things. Everything is mysterious and mysterious.

Just the word "Tao" appearing in different contexts is enough to make Yu Liang think for a long time. In short, he can't understand it at all, and his desire to learn Taoism is completely dead.

Yu Liang thought it was strange at first, why Xiangu had so many scriptures and Taoism books but she didn't see her use them, such as "Five Ghosts Transporting Art", "Invisibility Art" and "Shrinking the Ground to Inch Art" that often appear in some film and television dramas. Also totally useless.

Now he understands, who can understand this kind of Taoism classics?
It's okay to say that Taoism is originally understood by thousands of people, but shouldn't this Taoism teach specific methods of operation?

He collected these Taoist scriptures and Taoism books, and then redistributed Xiangu's inheritance.

There are also some talismans written by fairy aunts, which can be used only by sticking them on or throwing them out.

For example, simple talismans such as "Pure Heart Talisman" and "Amulet of Amulet", these talismans can be used directly, and some talismans used for "town house" and "exorcism" can also be used normally.

And some other seemingly powerful "Heavenly Master Talisman" and "Thunder Light Talisman" are completely unusable.

When Yu Liang or an adventurer tries to use it, he will be reminded that he has never had contact with the gods, so Yu Liang also remembered some things he knew before.

Talismans are originally used to "communicate gods and men to gain power", "talismans" are used for communication, and "lus" record the names and taboos of heavenly officials and officials. Only with the addition of gods, these powerful talismans will show their effectiveness .

In the world of ghost stories, the fairy girl obviously cannot communicate with the heavenly officials in myths and legends, so it is obvious that she gets her power from the root ghost story in herself.

Yu Liang threw all these talismans to the adventurer. They were not rubbish, and there were some useful things like "invisibility talismans". However, when the adventurer disappeared, Li Huachao easily picked them out.

After all, things like smell and smell cannot be hidden.

These written talismans can be thrown directly to the adventurer, while the blank talisman papers are taken away by Yu Liang and left for the little fairy to use.

The adventurer didn't have any objection to this, but he felt that he had made a lot of money. After all, he couldn't draw symbols. If he communicated with ghosts and gods, the ghosts and gods might think that he was a fool who only knew how to "abba aba".

To put it simply, the distribution of spoils between the two is relatively balanced. Yu Liang took away a lot of blank resources, while the adventurer took away some ready-to-use things.

After finishing all this, the adventurer also waved goodbye to Yu Liang. He had to go back to his room to take a look. His travel bag full of various small props was still in the room.

I hope that the props have not been blown up by Xiangu's "Thunder" character, and I hope they can continue to be used.

Yu Liang took Xiangu's ashes away, returned to his room on the seventh floor, and used a character "Mu" on himself.

At this time, the convenience of the characters can be reflected. Only a simple "mu" character is needed to clean the body and save the time of bathing.

He lay on the bed, waiting for Li Hua in the universe to go to sleep one step ahead of him.

Just like what he thought, today's Li Huachao was indeed tired from playing, so he soon fell into a drowsy sleep, and he also handed over the responsibility of taking care of his body to Lu Mingzhe and his brothers.

They didn't work hard tonight, so they are in good spirits.

When he wakes up, it is estimated that Lu Mingzhe has captured Xiao Xiangu back.

With this in mind, Yu Liang fell asleep in peace.

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at the same time.

Fourteenth floor.

The breath of the root ghost talk "Happy Face Head" has disappeared for a long time.

The Taoist mansion where Xiangu stayed was empty, only a small flag in the center of the room showed the ownership of this place.

The small flag still has the words "Special Offer for Adventurers". The red female head portrait that appeared before has naturally disappeared. After all, Xiangu is no longer here.

At this moment, a red devil's head suddenly appeared on the small flag, and it began to flash slowly.

If the adventurer himself is here, he will naturally recognize that this represents the appearance of "weird creatures" in his territory.

But soon, the devil's head portrait took on new changes, and it gradually changed into a man's face.

At the door of this room, the body of the monster in the ice crystal also trembled violently.

Like shedding its skin, the monster's body slowly slipped away from the ice, revealing the naked man's body inside.

As if just waking up from hibernation, the man took a long time to recover his muscles. He slowly opened his eyes and let out a breath.

If Yu Liang could stand here, he would naturally recognize Qin Haijian's face.

Qin Haijian was reborn from the body of the hexagonal monster just now.

No, it would be better to say that Qin Haijian is the hexagonal monster, but it was only because of Li Huachao's beating that he was separated from the monster's shell.

He stretched out his hand and looked at his body, with a satisfied expression on his face.

Finally, he was no longer the faceless man in his dream.

At this moment, he has been reborn with the help of Qin Haijian's body and has become a real man (Man).

No, it's better than that.

Because he is no longer an ordinary person, but a...

Players.

Qin Haijian looked at his hand, a red dot appeared in his hand, and a black word "death" was written in the center of the dot.

He closed his eyes and felt it, as if he had found something, so he opened his own page.

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Qin Haijian

Gradient level: ?
Occupation: Demolition Engineer (alienated)

"Successful." He murmured something, joy popping out from between his lips and teeth.

At this time, he suddenly noticed a smiling face painted on the surface of the ice cube.

It seemed to be painted with blood, bright red filling all his vision.

He stared blankly at the smiling face, hesitated for a moment, then moved his face closer.

Two downward-curving arcs of blood aimed at his raised eyebrows, and one upward-curving arc of blood aimed at the corner of his upturned mouth.

Everything corresponds just right, everything is arranged just right.

Just like the smile on his face who didn't know when.

Hee hee ^_^
(End of this chapter)