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Chapter 204 Skunk Man, Move Out!

Tauren Wedding Company.

Li Hua began to calculate in her heart.

If you want to achieve an absolute critical strike against other players, you have to take away that set of Yin marriage ceremony completely.

Coffins, mourning halls, kowtow ghosts and yin bands are indispensable.

Of course, the most important thing is to go to the funeral home to find some obedient ghost brides.

The gradient level may not be high, but you must be obedient and do what you are asked to do. It must be exactly like Li Huachao.

Only then can the yin marriage be completed at the critical time and complete the defection, providing Li Huachao with a critical buff.

Well, not only will there be a physical crit, but the spiritual crit should be even more painful.

marry?

It's the master's job.

Li Huachao trembled with excitement when he thought of that scene, and couldn't help showing a "give it" smile.

"What are you laughing at?" The masked man looked at Li Huachao warily, and now he felt uncomfortable seeing Li Huachao, especially when he saw this face smiling.

He remembered what happened last time, the entire underground shopping mall was blown up.

The shop that was finally packed up was just buried in the ruins...

Even though Li Huachao had arranged for someone to tell him about the situation in advance, it was only the first day of opening. He had just finished arranging the shelves and products within a few hours, and then someone told him that the place was going to be demolished, so move quickly. Walk.

"..."

outrageous.

"Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you, I won't punish you." Li Huachao waved his hand, he has no interest in the disgusting masked man now.

Or tauren wedding is more interesting.

Just as Li Huachao was obsessed with his packing plan, Lucky Cat also slowly came forward, nodded and bowed, and said in a respectful tone: "My lord, when are we going to catch other cats? I will show you the way."

It naturally doesn't want to sneak away, it hasn't completed its small goal yet.

At least take advantage of the chaos to grab a fortune-telling hand before running away, right?
If you're lucky, you might even grab two.

"Okay, let's lead the way." Li Huachao nodded. Naturally, what he had to do was to grasp it with both hands. Now go grab all the fortune-tellers first.

Lucky Cat led the way, it came from other apartment buildings, so most of its brothers and sisters were also in other apartment buildings.

First come to the parking lot on the basement level. This is the public parking lot of the entire community, and you can go to other apartment buildings through the parking lot.

Both Li Huachao and Lu Mingzhe had long thought of visiting other apartment buildings, so they readily went without any objection.

"The window faces west, and this is the site of 'faith'." Lu Mingzhe noticed the location of a window, and then reminded him aloud, "There should be a lot of monsters here, but they shouldn't be too strong, Lu Baoshen, You go out and deal with it."

"Eh?" Lu Baoshen didn't expect that he would have his own affairs, but this was Lu Mingzhe's order, so he could only reluctantly regain control of his body.

Obviously before, Lu Mingzhe didn't want to "train" him so much, why did Lu Mingzhe suddenly want to train him like this in this dungeon this time?

He couldn't figure out the reason, but felt a little helpless.

However, Lu Baoshen still trusts his "brother" in personality very much, so he doesn't have any complaints.

He knew that he was stupid, similar to Li Huachao, so he could just follow Lu Mingzhe's arrangement.

After all, Lu Mingzhe is much smarter than him, and his combat power is also very strong, and he can even fight [-]-[-] with that Li Huachao who has particularly developed limbs.

When Lu Mingzhe appeared, he possessed the characteristics of luck and luck.

Every aspect is extremely perfect.

In comparison, Lu Baoshen felt like a little boy.

Of course, he doesn't mind being a bad boy, after all, he only needs to listen to them chatting in the universe, and come out occasionally to be a mascot.

Do as much work as you have strength, and take as much responsibility as you have ability.

This is Lu Baoshen's perception of himself.

However, at this moment, he could only tremble up the stairs of another apartment building.

"I don't ask too much of you, just figure out the basic usage of [Thousand Arts] first." Lu Mingzhe instructed in the universe, "Prepare silver coins at any time. When any monster appears, you only need to Throw the silver coin to a safe place, then type characters at it, and finally switch the position of the silver coin and itself.”

Lu Baoshen nodded and started to practice.

The first is to experiment while walking in the stairwell.

Yu Liang gave him a lot of characters in order to play the role of [Thousand Arts], so it is no problem to use some characters to exercise himself.

The money-saving ghost also earned a lot of characters last time. Judging from the storage capacity of characters in the jar, Yu Liang doesn't need to worry about the loss of characters.

Yu Liang himself basically only uses some very special characters, such as "wake up".

But Li Huachao doesn't need to use characters very much. The characters given to him before are enough for a long time, and a "Lei" character can make him have a lot of fun.

Like Rachel.

For example, Li Huachao is working on the thunder and lightning special effects versions of "Blade Storm" and "Alpha Strike".

After adding the character "雷", he doesn't know if he is strong or not, but he must be a lot more handsome anyway.

Bladestorm has an extra violent aesthetic feeling of driving thunder and lightning, while Alpha Strike is even more swift.

It's just that his research is still immature. The "Thunder" character can shock others, as well as himself, and Li Huachao is particularly easy to accidentally touch it when he is moving at high speed, so the current result is to shock himself to the scalp. numb.

"Hey, think about it carefully, I don't seem to have anything to do with this dungeon." Li Huachao sighed in the universe.

Yu Liang didn't have a hand to play with, so he couldn't use Blade Storm, and the Alpha Strike was a little bit reluctant, because it required strong physical coordination. Now that he only has half of his body, it is a bit difficult to master the balance.

"It's okay, I'll have blood C for this dungeon." Lu Mingzhe smiled softly, as if everything was under control.

"Not necessarily." Li Huachao knew that it was difficult for him to gain the limelight by force, so he began to think.

At this time, Lu Baoshen threw the silver coin backwards while going upstairs, then quickly turned his head to lock the silver coin with his eyes and typed the characters, and finally switched the position of the silver coin and himself.

This is actually not as difficult as imagined, and the nerve reflex speed of this body is completely sufficient, so Lu Baoshen successfully switched the position between himself and the silver coin, and appeared one meter behind him.

The distance difference of one meter is a natural barrier in a tense battle, and it can definitely make some melee players or strange creatures give birth to despair.

"Success!" Lu Baoshen exclaimed in surprise, but before he could report to Lu Mingzhe in the universe, he lost his feet and fell down the stairs.

The position where the silver coin appeared was behind him, so he appeared directly in midair, and the bottom of his feet was naturally floating.

"Aww." Lu Bao sat on the ground and yelled while covering the painful place where he fell.

However, neither Li Huachao nor Lu Mingzhe in the universe paid attention to him, and only the Ghost Bride pulled him up.

Lu Baoshen sighed and stepped forward to pick up the silver coin.

Keep trying.

Now it is only successful once, which is far from enough.

He knows that his mental capacity is insufficient, so when he encounters danger, his mind is likely to go blank.

In this case, it is necessary to turn "adjusting one's own position" into an instinct and a passive skill, so as to ensure one's own safety.

So in the following journey, Lu Baoshen has been repeatedly trying to use [Thousand Techniques], among other things, he is very proficient in using [Thousand Techniques] to escape monsters now.

But that's all there is to it.

"Can I learn how to change the position of two objects?" Lu Baoshen felt that he was very talented, and he successfully mastered the method of changing the position of himself and the silver coin after more than 30 experiments.

Of course, Lu Mingzhe's small details are also indispensable.

For example, how to quickly lock the silver coins with your eyes during the movement; for example, the timing and rhythm of launching [Thousand Arts], what kind of results will be caused by launching [Thousand Arts] at different times; and how to overcome the movement inertia after position switching .

Lu Mingzhe was silent for a while, and said with a smile: "No need, you don't need to learn this, as long as you can protect yourself."

"Ah... Is that so?" Lu Baoshen didn't understand what he meant, so he only agreed.

And when the Lu Baoshen brothers were communicating, there was a man in the corner of the universe who kept making weird laughter and devilish whispers.

"Brave and awesome, not afraid of difficulties."

"It's just marriage by decree."

"Ghost bride? No, no, ghost slave!"

"Jie Jie Jie."

Lu Mingzhe: "..."

Is this man sick?
Due to Lu Baoshen's practice, the short 10-minute journey took half an hour, and the Lucky Cat didn't dare to complain, but just led the way honestly.

"There is a cat in this household!" The Lucky Cat came to the first floor. There is no supermarket on the first floor of this apartment building, but a normal apartment, so the Lucky Cat accurately found out the one where its companion was hidden. household.

Li Huachao was obviously worried about letting Lu Bao himself do things like breaking houses and robbing households. Wouldn't it be a big loss to let him go later?

So he switched with Lu Baoshen and raised his foot.

"Wait!" Seeing his appearance, the lucky cat wanted to stop him, but it was too late.

Those big feet kicked directly on the door.

"boom--"

A huge movement came out, and gradually spread to the depths of the corridor on the first floor.

"What's the matter?" Li Huachao looked at the Lucky Cat indifferently, and he glanced at the position of the door lock that he kicked just now.

This door is an anti-theft door, very thick, so his kick basically has no effect.

think--

"The door is actually not locked." The lucky cat wiped the sweat that didn't exist on its head. It glanced at the depths of the corridor, and couldn't help but mutter in its heart.

This movement is a bit loud.

The other buildings are not the kind of building it is in.

There are many monsters in these apartment buildings. Once there are more monsters, it must run away.

That was a monster created by "His", and it belonged to the highest class in this dungeon.

The monsters known as "Sukimi" are a special kind of monsters.

Even though some of the monsters might not be as powerful as this kitten, they have a very high status and cannot be provoked by him.

It can be regarded as the "royal family" monsters in this dungeon, and the meaning of these "royal family" is to threaten human life, forcing these human beings to look up at "Him", so that He can gain the power of faith.

"Why not lock it? Are the folk customs here so simple?" Li Huachao didn't understand.

"If it is locked...no one can come in." Lucky Cat was a little ashamed.

Their family often waits for humans to enter the room, and then takes the opportunity to snatch the hands of humans, if the door is locked...

Then who is it?
"Oh, that makes sense." Li Huachao turned the doorknob and quickly broke into the room.

Lucky cats are usually placed in the living room at home, preferably in a relatively open place, which is good for attracting wealth, so Li Huachao quickly locked his eyes on the counter in the living room.

To be precise, it was the pair of red eyes on the counter.

Li Huachao had quick eyes and quick hands, and stepped forward to snatch the lucky cat. Before the lucky cat could react, he pulled out its hand and stuffed it into the inventory.

As for the lucky cat...

Li Huachao casually threw it on the ground.

And the swiftness of this movement also gave the Lucky Cat leading the way a bad premonition.

how does it feel to...

It's hard to take advantage of the chaos.

"Let's go." Li Hua turned around and went out. He heard some noisy sounds from the depths of the corridor, so he looked into the depths of the darkness suspiciously.

Dozens of red eyes glowed in the darkness.

Slowly, the monster standing in the front stepped out of the darkness.

It was a humanoid monster with a flat head, its body seemed to have been scorched by fire, and there were traces of charcoal everywhere, and a pair of big feet were shining red, as if a flame was burning in them.

"Huh?" He was taken aback for a moment, which was beyond his expectation.

It came so fast...

Still so much?

Who brought the monsters here?
"Quick, run! It's a fireworks ghost!" The beckoning cat was startled, this is one of the monsters of the Moon Clan that it least wants to meet.

They are often in groups, and the ground where they pass will be as if the fire has been scorched, often causing the stone slabs to crack and flames to scatter.

Pyrotechnic ghosts would not take the initiative to chase strange creatures like it, but wherever Pyrotechnic ghosts run, it will flow like magma. Under such circumstances, who would want to meet them?
What's more, their running speed is still very fast. Once they run past its position, the floor is not where normal monsters can stay.

Just as Lucky Cat was about to slip away, it found a big hand grabbing its neck from behind, and then it felt like the wind was blowing in front of it.

Without the slightest hesitation, Li Huachao decided to run away first, and it wasn't the first time he was sneaking monsters.

"Roar! Roar! Roar!" The fireworks ghosts stepped forward to catch up. Their hunting is mainly chasing, and their sense of smell is extremely sensitive, and they can distinguish multiple scents.

When the prey is exhausted and caught by them, they will throw the prey into the flame path formed by running behind, and roast it into a delicious appearance.

"It's not right." Li Huachao secretly smacked.

The monsters this time were different from the previous ones. They were extremely good at running, and they chased him closely, causing a headache for a while.

What made him feel even worse was that flames would ignite wherever these monsters ran, and the ground would turn red, making it impossible to stop at a glance.

In other words, he can't rely on his agility to circle around and get rid of these monsters...

Wait a minute, you like chasing me, don't you?

Li Huachao had an idea.

Skunk, move!

(End of this chapter)