Weird talk author drags the diary

Chapter 203 Tauren Wedding Company

"Hmph." Li Huachao just snorted softly, appreciating Lucky Cat's timely recognition.

He checked the hand in his inventory.

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lucky hand

name: hand
texture: none
Remarks: It has the function of "lucky fortune". Whenever it is swung down, ill-gotten wealth will appear automatically.Only when the user is a human can it really exert its effect, but due to the long-term lingering ghost energy, the user will lose energy and blood and affect the spirit.

After reading the above introduction, Li Huachao knew something in his heart.

To some extent, this is a small prop for exchanging qi and blood for wealth.

However, the amazing thing is that this lucky cat can't exert the effect of "lucky fortune" by itself, and it must be used by humans to have an effect.

As for the effect, it's picked up from a T2 monster, so it won't be weak, nor will it be very strong.

"Hey, do you still have hands?" Li Huachao glanced at the beckoning cat.

"It's gone, it's gone." Lucky Cat shook his head resolutely and kept silent.

"Oh." Li Huachao nodded, he naturally understood the idea of ​​this lucky cat, so he continued, "I need more lucky hands now, you can arrange them for me, or take me to a place with such hands , or... you know."

"Okay, okay." Lucky Cat's head nodded quickly, "I know that many people like to put a lucky cat like me. They are all like me, and I can guide you."

"Very good." Li Huachao was very satisfied with its performance, so he said it casually.

Since there really is such a group of beckoning cats, he's going to hunt monsters.

Lucky cats don't matter, the main thing is the lucky hands on them, which is a good thing.

No matter how you say it, these are items that can be used to "luck money", which can be regarded as the youthful version of Lu Mingzhe's ability.

If you want to use it for something...

Li Huachao has already started thinking about whether to start another company in the future.

Well, it is a subsidiary within the Yu Group.

It's called "Pie in the Sky" Co., Ltd., which hires a group of social animals to help him attract money. He doesn't have to do anything every day, just watch short videos while waving his hands to attract money.

From this point of view, the essence of the two is actually similar. They both do some repetitive and meaningless work, and then exchange their physical and mental health for money.

Li Huachao can strictly implement the weekend nine-to-five, never work overtime, never default on wages, I don't believe that no one wants to come.

He looked at the statue of the God of Wealth next to the Lucky Cat again, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you have any objections?"

The God of Wealth didn't speak, and the red light in his eyes turned off automatically, as if he had gone offline.

"As expected of the monsters who have nothing to do with money, all of them are very sensible." Li Huachao was even more satisfied, then glanced at the beckoning cat, and said softly, "Lead the way."

And that lucky cat naturally has its own little thoughts.

It is only at T2 level, and it is suppressed by the T1 ghost bride in all directions. That's true, but the gap between T1 and T2 is not that terrifying, at least it can still be made up by the difference in numbers.

So we just need to bring this man back to their clan's territory. With so many T2s, it should be enough for this man to eat a pot.

By the time……

Taking advantage of the chaos, he pulled a hand off the other lucky cats, and then slipped away.

The idea of ​​Lucky Cat is very realistic and down-to-earth.

It also doesn't want to plan to frame and murder this human being, that's not necessary at all, it just wants to get back a human hand that can attract money.

Lu Baoshen asked in the universe: "So are we going to find other lucky cats now?"

Li Huachao's act of taking over his body also made him feel relieved.

As a matter of fact, he doesn't really want to go out and show his face, after all, the outside world is too dangerous.

It would be more interesting to hide in the universe and chat.

"Almost, let's go play." Li Huachao replied.

He is naturally not afraid of these lucky cats, but don't forget that he also has a stamp of [Doll Killer], which he got by beating three doll monsters in the zoo. It is a special attack against these statue-like creatures.

Lu Mingzhe was a little puzzled: "Aren't you going to find the owner of the grocery store?"

"That's true." Li Huachao frowned slightly.

Although he does things because he thinks about what to do, he has already arrived near the grocery store, so he doesn't want to be disgusted...

Wouldn't it make sense not to visit the masked man?
"It's okay, let's go to the grocery store first, and then go to the Lucky Cats later, and the matter of the subsidiary company will be later." Li Huachao made up his mind.

Lu Mingzhe: "???"

What subsidiary?

What do you want to do again?
Li Huachao picked up the lucky cat at the front desk and walked to the depths of the supermarket on the first floor.

According to the instructions of the advertisement on the mobile phone, Li Huachao quickly found the only place where the light was still on at this time.

"Meet" the grocery store.

Li Huachao pushed the door open.

"Welcome light..." The masked man lying on the chair instinctively said when he heard the sound of the door being pushed, but when he raised his eyes to look at the unexpected visitor, his voice stopped abruptly.

"It's you." The masked man's voice calmed down.

It's like extinguishing a newly ignited fire to sell a product with a basin of water.

"Hey, treat them differently, why does your voice change after seeing me?" Li Huachao protested without hesitation.

"Most of the time, I treat everyone equally, but for you..." The masked man glanced at Li Huachao from head to toe, and he could now judge the state of "Yu Liang" from Li Huachao's posture and words.

Unfortunately, what is now appearing is the Shenjing ice version.

"You have come to my store so many times, how many items have you bought?" His face was full of snobbish contempt.

Of course, this was a pretentious gesture by the man in the mask, and it was only aimed at Li Huachao.

"Why don't you buy it? I'll buy it now." Li Huachao was easily aroused, "Come on, let me take a look at your interesting things, and ask for something I haven't seen before."

The masked man thought for a while, and pointed to the northeast corner, "There are new products there, the price is fair, the effect is powerful, and there is no deception."

"Okay." Li Huachao walked over boldly and fiddled with the items on the shelves.

Most of the goods purchased this time were special coupons.

For example, the classic enhanced coupons are sold for seven stamps.

There are also some separately listed enhancement coupons, such as stamp enhancement coupons, character enhancement coupons, item enchantment coupons, and so on.

These are also divided into three grades, and the price starts from one stamp and goes up, and the price is still high.

As for the reward Yu Liang got last time—the infinite coupon, the selling price made Li Huachao even more dumbfounded.

Ten stamps.

Ten stamps in exchange for a refreshment?
This is too outrageous.

Li Huachao shrank his neck. He was very satisfied with the matching of stamps on his body and had no need to exchange items.

After all, he is now "a farting and blinding Tauren Spider-Man".

One of the items also brightened Li Huachao's eyes.

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stamp collection book

Name: book
texture: none
Remarks:

·It is used to store stamps, a total of eight stamps can be stored.

·When eight related stamps are placed in the album, the album will be "named" according to the connection between the eight stamps, resulting in a powerful gain effect.

After the "name assignment" is completed, unrelated stamps can no longer be added to the album, for example, animal stamps cannot be added to ghost albums.

·The "named" album can be traded between players.

"This thing..." Li Huachao understood the power of this thing after a little thought, and wanted it right away.

His stamps are all animal-like, maybe they can be combined into one for him...

Bear power!

Eagle eyes!

Leopard speed!

Wolf ears!

Such a combination enhances the effect.

It's just that this thing actually requires two stamps to buy, which makes Li Huachao feel a little distressed.

Tauren Spiderman these stamps, no matter which one he lost would make him unhappy.

"Oh." Li Huachao could only sigh.

It seems that I will only buy this album next time.

This time...

You can't buy nothing, and you can't be looked down upon by that damn masked man.

Li Huachao set his sights on the cheapest coupon.

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Low-level stamp enhancement coupon

Name: Coupon
texture: knife
Remarks: Slightly enhanced stamp
The price is one stamp.

Just right, Li Huachao doesn't need a puppet killer, it's not bad to buy a strengthening coupon to strengthen some of his stamps.

So he took this enhanced coupon to the counter and paid the bill proudly.

"This is your product, thank you for your patronage." The masked man handed the enhancement coupon to Li Huachao with both hands.

After getting the things, Li Huachao looked at his picture palms and previewed the effect of small enhancement one by one.

[Spider Man]: Consume a certain amount of physical strength and spit out tough spider silk from the wrist. This spider silk is highly viscous and cannot be destroyed by fire, increasing its strength.

[Tauren]: Turn into a bull head, endurance +3.Damage is increased by 40% when attacking a female creature with a male companion or a male creature with a female companion.

[Skunk]: Once every two hours, use special glands to spray foul-smelling liquids at enemies within five steps.If the liquid enters the enemy's eyes, it will cause blindness for 15 minutes.The stench of the liquid will travel thousands of kilometers away and linger for a long time.

[Tiger Might]: Actively consume your own physical strength to increase the sense of oppression, increase the physical and energy consumption of the hostile target, and reduce the frequency of its ability to use it. It will be easier for the hostile target to make mistakes when using the ability forcibly.

Spider Man has added the characteristic that the spider silk cannot be burned by fire, and increased the strength of some spider silk.

The original tauren only had special attacks on female creatures, but now they also special attack on males. Both men and women can be killed, as long as they have a partner, and the damage has been increased by 10%.

Skunks have their cooldown shortened by an hour.

Tiger's Might just adds an effect of "making the opponent more likely to make mistakes".

Look at it this way...

and many more.

Li Huachao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he chose to strengthen the Tauren without hesitation.

"Huh?" Such a choice made Lu Mingzhe a little puzzled, "Tauren? Why?"

"Hey." Li Hua smiled strangely, "You think, we have a ghost bride, right?"

"Hmm." Lu Mingzhe felt that Li Huachao had no good intentions, but he still couldn't help listening.

"It's not stipulated that a ghost marriage can only be married to one person, right?" Li Huachao continued, "Then just let the ghost bride marry all the males, and then find a ghost groom to marry all the females, then everyone will be married. I have a partner of the opposite sex. I'm a tauren, so don't I bring critical strikes when I hit everyone?"

The picture of himself killing indiscriminately appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but hey.

"Ah?" Lu Mingzhe was taken aback. This is really a path he had never thought of, and it is feasible. After all, it seems that a yin marriage does not require the consent of both parties, but he calmly said after a little thought: " You will definitely be beaten to death by Yu Liang."

"Eh?" Li Huachao blinked, and asked back, "What are you thinking? No one can be a cow Yuliang? I will swear to protect the ghost bride, the parentheses Xu Cixi version of the parentheses."

He took it for granted: "Of course we need to find some more ghost brides, um, and ghost grooms. I want to open a silver... er, it seems that I will be beaten to death, so I should open a wedding company."

Li Huachao sighed leisurely, and said earnestly: "Xiao Lu, you have to know that I did all this to protect Yu Liang and the little hamster. I am among thousands of lovers, wandering on the border of law and morality, and become a couple. A tauren warrior who has experienced many battles, all this is to protect pure love."

Lu Mingzhe: "..."

There are too many slots, and I don't know what to say for a while.

All right, all right, you are noble, you are a tauren only for pure love.

Speaking of this, Li Huachao also asked Lu Mingzhe: "What do you think of the subject matter of this novel? If Yu Liang wrote it, would you want to read it? It is full of philosophical speculation and reversal, and can make people deeply understand love and desire. conflicts, and even more epic silver...scenes."

"I want to see it." Without waiting for Lu Mingzhe to answer, Lu Baoshen said thoughtfully, his voice gradually revealing a kind of expectation, "It would be even better if I can participate, I want to be a hero, and I will definitely kill the bull's head People are under the horse."

Li Huachao: "..."

Although I feel that the tauren I mentioned is not the same as what you said...

But it can also make you very involved, I said.

Li Huachao began to make arrangements in his head, so let's prepare a ghost bride for Lu Baoshen. There were quite a lot of corpses outside the funeral home before, and there were men and women.

"As I said last time, what about the grass babies that need to be sold?" The masked man looked at Li Huachao.

"Oh, I'll bring it to you later. There are a lot of things. This time, come over to check the situation." Li Huachao casually made up a credible reason.

Anyway, Cao Ying is staying in Yu Liang's universe, and he can't take it out, so he can only wait for the next time.

Some details are also better for Yu Liang and the masked male business council.

Ok.

The main reason is that at this time, Li Huachao's mind is full of his own subsidiaries.

A "Pie in the Sky" Co., Ltd., and a "Tauren Wedding" Co., Ltd.

These are all things that need to be put on the agenda, and the level of trouble...

Its importance is no less than that of Cao Ying's plan.

At least for Li Huachao.

To reproduce the glory of the tauren, it should start from my generation!
The grand plan in Li Huachao's heart has been fully unfolded inadvertently.

As for implementing...

Uh, execute the words.

Everyone should help him, right?
Right?

　The first edition was not interesting enough, so I re-wrote it, a little late, sorry QAQ
　
(End of this chapter)