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Chapter 202 Funeral Bathing Club
【Assist】

Taken from "Being a Minion of a Tiger".

Judging from what Yu Liang did just now, he could indeed be regarded as a minion for a tiger.

So the effect of the stamp is similar.

As a "ghost", Yu Liang sacrifices something that the evil tiger likes to attract the evil tiger to come to help.

For players in the world of ghost stories, perhaps only the root ghost story can truly be regarded as a vicious tiger that chooses people to eat.

Li Huachao can fight several T2-level monsters. He can rely on Lu Jie's hard hammer when meeting T1 flesh-and-blood types.

The gap between the root ghost talk and T1T2 is latitude, and neither quality nor quantity can make up for this gap.

That being the case, Yu Liang has to think carefully about the side effects of this [job].

It is necessary to communicate with the root monster in advance, which is similar to brushing the favorability first. If the favorability is not enough, you will be in danger.

Obviously, he would not choose "faith" as his evil tiger, no matter from which angle, he should choose the character of "Zhi" in himself.

Yu Liang thought about getting along with "Zhi" for more than a month, and he has always been wary of this root cause.

That is the source of the strange story that just sits and watches countless people die because they will only find it interesting. It is by no means the kind of sixteen or seventeen-year-old home girl.

"It" treats humans like humans treat animals.

There is no obvious right or wrong, only differences in positions.

After "Zhi" successfully turned into a human, her personality changed a bit, at least she looked like a normal person, and she didn't know whether she had learned the kindness of human beings or the hypocrisy of human beings.

Yu Liang still remembers that "Zhi" once said that if possible, she would kill Yu Liang in the dungeon to escape the restriction of the character column and become another "king" in the new dungeon.

Generally speaking, it is unlikely, because this community is too small, much smaller than a zoo.

With "Zhi's" personality, it is estimated that she cannot be satisfied with staying in this dungeon, so she will not choose to kill Yu Liang to enter this slightly larger cage.

Yu Liang re-read the annotations of [Zuo Mi].

After summoning "Zhi" by using [Master], the breath of the same root will be detected by the original roots in the dungeon, and most of these original roots have territorial awareness, so they will definitely kill Yu Liang without hesitation .

There is no room for relaxation.

Therefore, this [Assassin] can only be used face-to-face in a decisive battle with the root of the dungeon. If you can't completely solve the root ghost and leave the dungeon after using it, then Yu Liang will definitely die.

The copy can only be used once per round, and the projection of the root monster can only be summoned briefly.

Yu Liang estimated that even if "Zhi" came in person, it might not be able to solve the two moons, let alone just projection.

"The limit is much bigger than imagined." He thought silently.

It can't be used at all in normal times, at most it can only be released at critical moments to help him delay time.

If you want to uncover the truth of this dungeon, you still have to rely on Lu to protect yourself.

He sighed in his heart, ready to leave this cosplayer game.

It took a lot of time to go down, but overall it was quite profitable. I got two pretty good stamps for a small game.

Yu Liang chose to leave the player game, and his consciousness returned to his body.

Ok?
During his time in the cosplayer game...

Is this body controlled by someone?

Is he just consciously entering the game?

Yu Liang's consciousness discovered this the moment he returned to his body. He was a little surprised, but chose to remain calm.

Judging from the state of the universe, it should be Lu Baoshen who chose to manipulate the body.

He didn't take over the control of the body, but hid in the universe and secretly watched what the person who manipulated the body was doing.

Lu Baoshen?
Could it be him?
Yu Liang also became interested, this is a created character in this dungeon that he has high hopes for.

If Li Huachao was manipulating it, Yu Liang felt that his eyes might go dark.

After all, I woke up several times, and none of them was normal.

But now it is Lu Baoshen.

Yu Liang recalled Lu Baoshen's character, and felt that Lu Baoshen would not do anything outrageous.

At most, they bumped into each other in the dungeon, and then they were frightened by all kinds of monsters and fled all over the map.

With Lu Mingzhe and the others around, there is no need to worry about any danger that Lu Baoshen will encounter.

With such thoughts in mind, Yu Liang "opened" his eyes to see what happened to the outside world.

a hall.

Immerse yourself in the dimly lit hall.

In the center of the hall is a black and white capitalized "Dian" character, surrounded by a circle of wreaths.

funeral parlor?
Yu Liang recognized the situation here.

At this moment, red or green lights flashed in the hall, these colorful lights were constantly shaking, and magical music was playing from an unknown speaker.

"Cry, cry, cry, cry to death,"

"I cried all the way to the first seven levels,"

"The first seven passes are the Wangxiang pass,"

"My little girl looks back at her home~"

"Yo, hey, ha!"

The more Yu Liang listened to it, the more he found it outrageous, because he had heard the song sung by the toad in the zoo.

It is obviously a mourning song for a funeral, but under the current interpretation, it has a bit of rock or rap flavor.

"Crying for Seven Passes" was sung abruptly into the feeling of "It's not a sin for a man to cry, it's not a crime".

It's a bit like forcing a stereo that can only play mourning music to play dance hall-style explosive music.

This light, this mourning and music, combined to create a kind of earthy atmosphere to the extreme.

Look at the center of the hall again.

In a neat row, from left to right are more than a dozen women in Chinese wedding dresses.

Their heads are all covered with Chinese wedding veils, but the color is not the same red, but the same color as their wedding dresses.

These wedding dresses are white or black, embroidered with different patterns, most of which are auspicious, such as phoenixes, mandarin ducks or various unrecognizable flowers.

And the bodies of these women are also very different.

There are thin little girls who are less than 1.5 meters tall, and there are plump women who are as tall as Hachiku adults. They all have different appearances, but their faces are hidden under the hijab, so they can't see their faces.

Under the flickering lights, these women in wedding dresses looked even more eerie.

Li Huachao's voice came from the universe: "Safety, do you like it? Pick whatever you want, and Brother Li will pay for it."

Lu Mingzhe nodded in satisfaction: "I think the 1.7-meter sister Yu is pretty good."

And the ghost bride standing beside her also stretched out her finger, pointing to the woman in white Chinese wedding dress in the center of the hall, that woman was as tall and strong as Mrs. Bachi, and even taller than the ghost bride herself. Some.

Lu Baoshen didn't answer, as if he was thinking about something.

Not long after, he gave a reply: "Is there a crime of bigamy in the underworld?"

Yu Liang: "..."

Well, he admitted, he still underestimated these guys.

You've only been away for a while, what the hell are you doing?
Going to the clubhouse?
Who the hell is holding a club in the funeral parlor?
Also, why is even the Ghost Bride involved?
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The time goes back to before Yu Liang entered the cosplayer game.

Lu Baoshen walked out of the room and started wandering around the building aimlessly.

Just like Lu Mingzhe analyzed before, all the windows of the building where they are located face east.

This building is the territory of "doubt", and the minced meat on the fifth floor is also the residue produced by "doubt" after eating.

Lu Baoshen soon came to the first floor. According to the instructions on the map, this is the supermarket.

"Go, Lu Baoshen, go in and have a look." Li Huachao saw the "1F" written on the door in the stairwell, and his mood suddenly became a little eager.

The previous advertisement on "Tiantian Jili" revealed one thing.

The grocery store of the masked man is on this floor.

As an old friend, how could Li Huachao not visit his old friend?
So he didn't hesitate to instigate Lu Bao to go in and have a look.

Lu Baoshen has never had any opinions, so he followed Li Huachao's words and walked into the supermarket.

It is said to be a supermarket, but in fact it is just a larger canteen.

It was late at night, and the canteen was pitch black.

Lu Baoshen can go into the canteen, but the glass cabinets where the goods are placed are locked tightly, probably to prevent anyone from coming in and stealing things in the middle of the night.

It's probably not a business hour.

There is a statue of the God of Wealth in the cupboard near the front desk. Unlike the normal God of Wealth, the God of Wealth is dressed in white mourning clothes, and his head also seems to have been bumped on the ground, so there is a small gap.

The gap went all the way to the corner of his mouth, and the face that was supposed to be a hearty smile suddenly turned into a sinister and strange smile.

There is something installed in God of Wealth's eyes, and it is emitting a faint red light, which reflects the small area around the front desk red, making the small shop here look even more weird.

"!" Lu Bao was startled, but then covered his mouth to prevent himself from making any noise.

He saw a lucky cat next to the statue of the God of Wealth.

The Lucky Cat's face was extremely humane and treacherous, and the waving hand was not a cat's claw at all, but a living human hand, and dark brown blood was still coagulated on the snow-white human hand.

Seeing this scene suddenly in a dark environment, Lu Baoshen was a little scared anyway.

"The Lucky Cat and the God of Wealth?" Li Huachao was very helpless, "This copy is full of supernatural things."

He is not good at dealing with such things. If it is a Western-style horror monster of flesh and blood, he can make the monster understand who is the monster.

Now...

I always feel that the hunter profession has a feeling that it is about to retire from the environment.

One generation version, one generation god.

Li Huachao sighed inwardly.

But after thinking about it, he is actually a beast trainer,

The last update opened the monster column system, so this is a "pet version", the animal trainer has not been cut, it is still greatly enhanced.

Well, that's right.

"Touch the cupboard." Lu Mingzhe reminded Lu Baoshen.

Lu Baoshen did as he did, and then looked at his fingers. There was no obvious dust on the cabinet.

Lu Mingzhe also saw this scene and thought silently.

This shows that this canteen is cleaned by someone, and it is not always in a state of rest.

But there are no other players in this building.

So who's going to come and buy something?
Players from other apartment buildings?
It is possible.

If this is the case, it means that only this building has such a canteen.

"Touch the God of Wealth." Seeing that Lu Baoshen was so obedient, Li Huachao urged Lu Mingzhe's tone.

"No." Naturally, Lu Baoshen didn't want to do it. Those two things that attract money looked weird at first glance, so he didn't want to satisfy Li Huachao's strange curiosity.

It's just that he still doesn't have a clear understanding of his own physique.

The passive skill Unbelief quietly took effect, and Lucky Cat's hand shook faster and faster, gradually producing afterimages, and then flung it out, flying towards the landing to protect itself.

"!!" Lu Baoshen was startled again, trying to dodge in a hurry, but in this dark environment, he couldn't see the flight trajectory of the human hand, so he was directly hit in the chest by this human hand.

He grabbed the hand subconsciously, and then panicked again, trying to shake it off.

However, at this time, the hands of the man were intertwined with his fingers, so tightly that he couldn't shake them off.

"Give me back my hand!" In the darkness, the lucky cat's eyes glowed red, covering Lu Baoshen directly.

"Give me back, give me back, give me back, give me back—"

Lucky Cat's mouth kept saying the same words, but more and more quickly, like a small hammer hitting Lu Baoshen's heart, making him even more panicked.

"Go, give him back your hand." Li Huachao said, he was thinking of watching the fun.

This Lucky Cat is just a T2 supernatural system.

It's scary for ordinary players, but for them who have three souls in one body...

Not a problem at all.

As for Lu Mingzhe, he also echoed the same way, he didn't want to watch the excitement, but wanted to train Lu to protect himself.

In the future, I am afraid that I will be the only person in the world of ghost stories, and I will be afraid of random monsters, that's not okay.

Not only Li Huachao, but also Lu Mingzhe thought the same thing. The strange creatures under the roots are nothing to be afraid of, and the gap between them and the players is not that terrible.

"Okay." Seeing that the two people in the universe were unwilling to take the initiative to help him, Lu Baoshen could only sigh, and walked slowly towards the beckoning cat.

He stood still at the front desk, then broke off the human hand that was holding his hand, and put it on the glass counter. He said politely, "Give it back to you."

"It's not my hand, it's not!" Lucky Cat shook its head quickly, and then gradually smiled slyly, "What I want is another hand, and the hand I want is free of blood!"

Its voice is thick and sounds very different from that lovely image.

"Uh." Lu Mingzhe realized that the Lucky Cat wanted his own hand, and suddenly his back turned cold, and he kept shaking his head, "No, I can't give this to you."

"Then I'll get it myself!" the Lucky Cat sternly said, its eyes even more red.

And Lu Baoshen also felt a sharp pain in his only remaining hand, as if a saw was rubbing back and forth on his wrist, trying to saw off his hand.

This scene also made Li Hua in the universe furious: "I gave you a face."

Yu Liangke only has one hand left, so why lose another hand?
He directly drove Lu Baoshen back to the universe, and took the account himself.

"Hey." Li Huachao looked at the Lucky Cat at the front desk with a smile, and said in a strange way: "Dear little cat——"

He put the ghost bride's white hand entwined with yin energy and Tuyou's big white leg together on the counter: "May I ask, did you lose this ghost hand, or this white leg, or this ordinary human hand? "

"!!!" Lucky Cat was surprised, it felt that Li Huachao had a completely different temperament from just now.

Looking at the source of the ghost hand, the ghost bride is undoubtedly a terrifying monster of T1 level, and the aura of that white leg is also T1 level.

Lucky Cat:"……"

Why did you suddenly feel like you were kicking the iron plate?

It obediently pointed at the hand placed on the farthest side, which was also the hand it had just thrown out.

"Hey, I won't give it." Li Huachao put the Tuyou's leg and the human hand into the inventory, "If I pick it up, it's mine."

"You!" Lucky Cat became anxious immediately.

"Huh?" Li Hua frowned.

Lucky Cat: "Meow~"

(End of this chapter)