I feed on gods.

Chapter 782 Sea King Lin Baici

Lin Baici frowned slightly and looked at Xu Daguan.

"What's wrong, Old White? Am I so handsome now that even you can't take your eyes off me?"

Xu Daguan laughed out loud and shook his bangs. This was not narcissism, but a way of being funny. After all, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Xu Daguan was quite ugly.

Xu Daguan is self-aware, so he started to take this funny route.

Of course, there are people who dislike Xu Daguan and think he is vulgar and boring, but it doesn’t matter. As long as he has attention and traffic, it’s enough. If I continue broadcasting for another one or two years, I can even buy a Mercedes-Benz and a villa.

Be envious, jealous and hateful!
"Did you forget something?"

Lin Baici reminded.

"forget?"

Xu Daguan was stunned: "No!"

Lin Baici looked at Sannomiya Airi, it must be her who did it.

Not long ago, Xu Daguan met Sannomiya Airi, and she used a taboo item called "Golden Cicada Escape" on him, causing him to itch all over and have diarrhea.

Airi Sannomiya shrugged her shoulders, and this action made her look lazy.

In the barrage, some people said that they had seen Sannomiya Airi before. They should be netizens who watched Xu Daguan’s live broadcast last time. However, there were a lot of barrages in Xu Daguan’s live broadcast, so these comments were drowned out.

But even if everyone saw it, no one would care.

There are too many people having fun, and some people even say that this Japanese girl is her wife, so just take a look at the comments online and don't take them seriously.

And most importantly, everyone's attention is on Sannomiya Airi, and they want Xu Daguan to do something.

"Daguan, we have things to do, so we're leaving first!"

Lin Baici opened the car door.

"what is the matter?"

Xu Daguan complained: "I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much. How about I treat you at noon and we sit down and have a good chat?"

Yang Zhe and Xu Daguan wanted to roll their eyes after hearing this. Are you thinking about Lao Bai?
You are just coveting this Sakura girl's body!

"I have an appointment!"

Lin Baici refused.

"What about tonight? Or tomorrow?"

Xu Daguan became famous because of his thick skin, so he used his unique skill of pestering people.

Look at the popularity of the live broadcast room.

Or,

Beauty is the primary productive force.

I'm determined to take advantage of Lin Baici's popularity this time.

"Excuse me handsome, but she's all mine for this week!"

Sannomiya Airi spoke, looking at Xu Daguan as she walked towards the driver's seat.

Xu Daguan's heart melted when he was looked at by Sannomiya Airi's gentle eyes.

Is this the legendary soft and cute Sakura girl?
I really want to take one home!

Xu Daguan's composure was so low that he was knocked out by just a glance from Sannomiya Airi!

"Beauty, I am at least a moderate anchor. If there is anything you need from me, just let me know!"

Xu Daguan patted his chest and said, "Lao Bai and I are among the top ten roommates in Kyushu. Don't be polite to me!"

One-handed jungler: It’s over, the master has lost his temper!

God of War with Eightfold Mirror: This is not shameful. If you were called handsome by such a beautiful girl in a sweet way, you would also be confused!

Niu0sanchi: I want to hear her call me hubby!

I'll beat you with thirteen cards: Is it to say, "Wait a minute, where's my husband?"

Sannomiya Airi got in the car and was about to close the door when Xu Daguan rushed over and grabbed the door: "Beauty, can you exchange phone numbers?"

Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe immediately looked at Lin Baici.

They all felt that Xu Daguan's behavior was a bit too much.

Before knowing the relationship between Lin Baici and this girl, asking for her phone number was too obvious, indicating that he wanted to contact her in the future. What if she was Lin Baici's girlfriend?
How embarrassing!

Xu Daguan doesn't care about those things, he only cares about traffic.

Don’t say that this woman is not Lin Baici’s girlfriend. Even if she is, as long as the hoe is used well, what corner of the wall can’t be dug down?
You even stole my wife away from me!

One-handed Jungler: If we were to say who has the thickest skin on the entire Internet, I would definitely be No.1.

Only eat the head of crayfish: You think too highly of the official, at least he doesn't dare to eat shit!
Pick girls but not men: Come on, that’s because the tip is not big enough, otherwise, I would like to let you know that you can also enjoy the taste of a full banquet with just Aoli Gei.

8x Mirror God of War: Damn, can you please stop saying these things? It seems like there is a smell coming out of the phone screen!
Sannomiya Airi had played a trick on Xu Daguan last time, so she didn't plan to do it again this time. After all, there was no pleasure in beating up ordinary people, but Xu Daguan really offered himself up to her.

This time, Sannomiya Airi did not ask Lin Baici if he could deal with him, but touched the amulet on her left wrist.

Infusion of divine power,

The taboo of God is activated!
"Okay, if you take off your clothes and run around your university, I'll give you my phone number!"

Sannomiya Airi smiled, as charming as a cute little fox who had just reached adulthood and started going out to deceive people.

"Sir, the choice is now in your hands!"

"Take off your clothes and run. Don't let her look down on you!"

"He didn't say you can't wear a mask, so you can find a pair of stockings to put on your head!"

The live broadcast room is full of people who are just here to watch the fun.

Of course, they also knew that Xu Daguan would not run away. Not to mention giving him his phone number, even if a girl offered herself to him at night, it would be impossible.

This was clearly an excuse to make Xu Daguan give up, but...

"This is what you said!"

After Xu Daguan finished speaking, he began to take off his coat.
"Fuck, Daguan, what are you doing?"

Yang Zhe was startled.

"This kid is kidding!"

Zhang Zhixu didn't believe that Xu Daguan dared to do it, but after a few seconds, he was not sure, because after Xu Daguan took off his coat and shirt, he started to pull at his belt.

Nima!

Are you serious?

The popularity of the live broadcast room instantly reached a new level.

"Nima, from today on, in my heart, the great official is the best male anchor at the Seafood Channel!"

"Do you dare to bet? This kid will definitely not run away, he is just trying to stir up the hype."

"No, if I expose myself like this, will my live streaming room be blocked?"

The netizens were enthusiastic and spoke actively, so the screen was soon filled with comments.

Seeing that Xu Daguan seemed to be losing his mind, Yang Zhe quickly asked Lin Baici for help: "Lao Bai..."

Before he could finish his words, Airi Sannomiya slammed the car door, then drove out of the Porsche and left.

Xu Daguan didn't care about these. He couldn't untie his shoelaces, so he kicked his feet and kicked off the Adidas on his feet.

"This crappy Adidas is really a nuisance, I'll wear Hongxing from now on!"

Xu Daguan cursed.

"Everyone's gone, why are you still acting?"

Zhang Zhixu was speechless, but then he realized that the live broadcast had not been turned off yet, and Xu Daguan must have to maintain his popularity. After all, popularity means money!

When the netizens saw Sakura Girl driving away, they all started to tease Xu Daguan, thinking that there would be no fun to watch, but they soon found out that they were wrong.

Xu Daguan took off his underwear, looked left and right at the road, made sure there were no cars, and rushed forward.

"Fuck, are you really running?"

"This man is a good person!"

"Sir, tell me, is there someone behind you pointing a gun at you?"

"Come on, this is Kyushu, do you think this is Southeast Asia?"

Some netizens have watched the live broadcast in Southeast Asia. To be honest, eating scorpions and insects raw is something that no one can eat even if they are pointed at with a gun.

Yang Zhe and Zhang Zhixu were stunned, mainly because Xu Daguan's behavior was too shocking and stunned them. After they reacted, they immediately chased after Xu Daguan.

The popularity of the live broadcast room soared, but after a few dozen seconds, the picture disappeared with a click, leaving only a line of text.

The live broadcast room you are watching has illegal content and has been banned!
……

"Oh, I'm still soft-hearted!"

Sannomiya Airi sighed.

"Isn't this punishment enough?"

Lin Baici saw from the rearview mirror that Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe went to chase Xu Daguan. Moreover, there were security guards. He should not be able to run into the school, otherwise he would be really embarrassed.

"It has nothing to do with that rubbish. I mean, I should stay in front of your school for a while longer and do some intimate things!"

Sannomiya Airi threw a wink at Lin Baici: "So I'm your girlfriend number four, um, or number five?"

Lin Baici frowned: "What a mess?"

"Don't you go to your school's forum?"

Sannomiya Airi was surprised and joked: "Yeah, the Sea King is busy dating, how can he have time to surf the Internet?"

"I?"

Lin Baici was amused: "Aquaman?"

"I normally don't talk to ordinary people. The reason I waited for your three classmates to come over was to create more time to stay at the school gate so that more people can see me and you together."

Sannomiya Airi looked resentful: "I can't be your girlfriend, I can only spread some gossip to satisfy my wish!"

"You didn't come to me because you saw those posts about me on our campus forum, did you?"

Lin Baici suddenly realized it.

"Lin Jun, you are not just reacting now, are you?"

Sannomiya Airi pretended to be surprised: "No way? No way?"

"..."

Lin Baici was stunned. Is it really okay for you to admit it so readily?

"I know your home address. Wouldn't it be better for me to just sit there and wait for you? Why should I stay out here in the hot sun and take the risk of not finding you? Isn't it just to make the rumors more intense?"

Sannomiya Airi smiled happily.

Goal achieved,

perfect!

"Is this interesting?"

Lin Baici was helpless.

"Life is so hard, what's wrong with having some fun?"

Sannomiya Airi said confidently: "Don't think that you are Kyushu Longyi and I am Dayao Xueji. Maybe next time, we will both die on Ryugu Island. So, every day of life, be happy as much as possible!"

"I haven't promised you yet!"

"I can't see any reason why you shouldn't go!"

Sannomiya Airi was very sure: "I'll tell you in secret, there are gods up there!"

Lin Baici curled his lips!
Are gods rare?

I've eaten several of them.

I have to say that Airi Sannomiya has a high emotional intelligence. When she is willing to condescend and take the initiative to please someone, it really makes people feel elated.

Fortunately, Lin Baici has been squeezed dry by the boss lady and is still at the tail end of the sage time, so his resistance is relatively strong. Otherwise, if his second brother gets excited, Lin Baici might agree to go to Dragon Palace Island.

……

Xu Daguan sat in the security room holding his clothes, with a confused look on his face.

who am I?
Where am i?

what did I do?
His hair and body were wet, the result of water being poured on him to cool him down.

"Daguan, are you crazy?"

Zhang Zhixu was speechless: "You're giving up your future for traffic?"

"You run around the school like this. Even if the school doesn't expel you, do you still have the nerve to stay?"

Yang Zhe couldn't believe it now.

Xu Daguan raised his hand and wiped his face, thinking that if running one lap could make me the number one internet celebrity, then I would just double it and run ten laps.

"I just contacted Jiahui, he said he was with his girlfriend and didn't have time. Daguan, you have to handle things here by yourself, we can't do it!"

Zhang Zhixu lowered his voice and said, "The security guard said he would call the police, but we said you're a big internet celebrity and asked him to let you go. We're still wrangling!"

"I even got a box of Double Happiness!"

Yang Zhe muttered.

"I see!"

Xu Daguan put on his clothes and went to find the security guard. He glanced at his cell phone, which was full of messages.

His friend group has exploded.

Never mind, if there are too many lice, they won’t itch. Let me check the campus forum first.

'Breaking news, Lin Baici's Nth girlfriend appears, and with one sentence, a boy strips off his clothes and runs wildly for him!'

This is one of the three most popular posts at the moment because there is a short video attached below it. Xu Daguan took a quick glance and knew that the person was him.

Depend on!
Who recorded it?
Really poor technique!
Scroll down to read the comments.

"Wow, is that Junior Lin Ben? Do you have a photo?"

"What are you thinking about?"

"It's another boy!"

"Fuck, it's so ugly, please don't post it and pollute everyone's eyes!"

Xu Da got angry when he saw it.

What's ugly about me?

The other two hot posts are both related to Lin Baici.

"I saw this Sakura girl last time. She was also here to look for Lin Baici!"

"Now that you mention it, I remember it too!"

"It's confirmed, this freshman is a sea king!"

"Yes, I remember that he was dating a girl named Ji Xinyan in his class!"

"That girl is pretty too!"

"To be honest, every girlfriend King Lin Hai chose danced on my XP, including that foreign aunt."

"I have a girlfriend this beautiful. I can laugh so hard that even the coffin can't hold me down. How could this Lin Hai Wang have several? I can't imagine how comfortable he must be!"

"Scumbag, bah!"

"You're jealous!"

"I'll tell you an even more exciting piece of news. Yesterday, a pretty foreign lady came to school. She must be a Mao girl. She was also asking about this Lin Baici!"

"Photos please!"

Someone posted a photo of that Mao girl below.

"Damn, this girl's pores seem a bit large, it must feel bad to touch!"

Xu Daguan looked at it with contempt and clicked save.

If Lin Baici saw it, he would know that this was Shaikova from the red permafrost.

"Who can tell me who this Lin Baici is? How can he have any connection with so many beautiful girls and aunts?"

"Add an adjective, extremely rich!"

"I don't know who it is, but the Sea King will definitely not escape!"

Airi Sannomiya was wearing a gorgeous kimono that looked very expensive, and with that, she drove a Porsche, which made her look like a wealthy woman. Some people began to suspect that Lin Baici was trying to cheat people out of their money and their bodies.

Of course, some people imagine that Lin Baici is some super rich second-generation with an extremely impressive family background.

(End of this chapter)