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Chapter 338 Toilet War God Lin Baici

Chapter 338 Toilet War God Lin Baici

The moonlight was bright, and the kobold was muscular, and his tall and burly figure left a long shadow on the ground.

"Run away!"

The two women ran together just now to take care of each other and seek a sense of security, but after being targeted by monsters, they immediately dispersed.

Let's all try our luck!
Whoever is targeted is considered unlucky!

The kobold's head swayed from side to side, and the cervical spine made a clicking sound. Instead of chasing it immediately, it started counting down.

ten!
Nine!
Eight!
……

In the lobby on the first floor, everyone gathered in front of the iron gate, watching the movement outside.

"What is it doing? Give up killing people?"

Dorisann was puzzled.

"It's pretentious!"

Huang Jinxiang spat, this muscular dog is too confident, completely playing humans like ants.

"Shall we hurry upstairs?"

Hua Yueyu proposed.

"Look again!"

Li Yintong stared at the kobold with wide eyes. If she didn't kill it, she would meet him sooner or later, so she wanted to get more information.

When the number of dog heads reaches one, the body faces the woman on the left, leans forward to 45 degrees, and kicks the ground with the right foot.

Swish!
It jumped out, and in the blink of an eye, it caught up behind the woman.

When the woman heard the sound of breaking wind, she suddenly turned her head and slashed down.

Snapped!
The kobold didn't dodge, and directly punched the woman's knife-wielding wrist with precision and ruthlessness.

boom!
The woman's forearm was broken, and then it was broken. Under the impact of the jab, the flesh on the arm was torn, and the half of the arm holding the machete flew out.

"what!"

The woman screamed in pain, but just as the sound came out of her mouth, the kobold's big hand stretched out, slapped, and grabbed the woman's face.

"Your purity is too low!"

After the kobold finished speaking, he exerted force with his five fingers, and all the muscles on his right arm instantly swelled, and the entire arm seemed to swell with a punch.

Snapped!
Like crushing a piece of cake, the woman's head was crushed abruptly, and blood and brains flowed down the kobold's fingers.

"Fuck!"

"fuck!"

"Nima!"

There was an instant swearing in the hall, and everyone was frightened.

This monster is really too cruel, it has reached the extreme of violence!
The kobold turned his head, looked at the woman who fled into the woods, and chased after her.

"That woman is dead!"

The migrant worker took a drag on his cigarette.

"Not necessarily, there is not enough light in the woods now, and there are many trees, she can't run away from that monster, but she can hide!"

Li Yintong retorted.

"I can't hide it!"

Lin Baici curled his lips: "That monster has a dog's head, so it should have a good sense of smell!"

Everyone was silent, Lin Baici's analysis was entirely possible.

"Why do you care about her life?"

Dorisan urged: "God Lin, let's go quickly, that monster will definitely come back after killing that woman, and it will be too late if we want to leave!"

Everyone also thought the same way. Anyway, they couldn't see the battle situation, so they retreated quickly, so they ran upstairs one by one.

[Don't run, whoever runs will die! 】

[Kobolds will kill those who leave the hall first! 】

"Whoever wants to run can run, but the kobold will kill him first."

Lin Baici frowned. According to God of God's comment, this battle is inevitable, so how can we win?

He began to recall Ghou God's comments about this kobold just now.

"What do you mean? You want to stay and fight that monster?"

Jin Xiang was startled: "Don't do stupid things!"

Is it bad to live?
"what?"

Dorisan lost her mind for a moment and looked at Pogba.

Pogba frowned, staring at Lin Baici, Lin Shen is not a brainless reckless man, so what is his purpose?
Can't guess, but Pogba remembered his torment and pain of being grilled at high temperature on the 10th floor!

Never mind, take a gamble!
"I'm not leaving either!"

Pogba touched the doll's head on his shoulder.

"I rely on!"

The red-haired girl was about to leave, but Lin Baici's decision made her hesitate, and asked Gao Heng in a low voice, "What are you going to do?"

Gao Heng was tangled.

Did this kid discover something?
"Are you going or not?"

"Aren't you going to stay and wait to die?"

"Lin Shen, what do you mean by this?"

Everyone asked anxiously, wanting to ask for an explanation.

"I advise everyone not to leave, find a way to kill that kobold here!"

Che Zhengshuo put his hands in the pockets of the windbreaker, looked at Lin Baici, and suggested to everyone: "As this Lin Shengang said, that kobold should have a very sensitive sense of smell, and we can't escape it even if we flee to the ends of the earth. Palm, rather than being killed one by one, it is better to besiege it."

"The problem is that you can't beat it!"

Li Yintong frowns, besieged?

Just kidding!
Not to mention that everyone has different races and nationalities. Even if it is a team, everyone will have their own ideas.

This is human nature!
"Then you stay here!"

The young man in the tracksuit was eccentric and Cha Zhengshuo.

"I definitely won't go!"

Che Zhengshuo looked outside through the iron gate: "It's back!"

Everyone's nerves tensed instantly, and they looked over.

The kobold didn't walk normally, but stood on his head, put his hands on the ground, and ran over at a speed comparable to a [-]-meter sprint champion.

"Fuck!"

The visual impact of this gesture was too strong, the athletic man couldn't bear it, and ran to the stairs.

"Would you like to go?"

The red-haired girl punched Gao Heng.

Holding the boning knife, Gao Heng looked constipated and troubled, and then looked at Lin Baici, who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, showing sincerity and confidence.

"Damn it, why is this kid so sure that the Kobold will kill the one who runs away first?"

Gao Heng took a deep breath: "Don't go!"

"Lin Shen, let's go!"

Duo Lishan persuaded, and even stretched out her hand to pull Lin Baici's arm. In her opinion, it is just right for the monster not to chase and kill her. If she does, Lin Baici will resist.

But if you stay in the lobby, you must fight a game.

"What the heck!"

Huang Jinxiang spat on his hand, then wiped it on his hair, and made a big back: "Lin Shen, I believe you!"

The kobold rushed up the steps in a handstand, without slowing down, and slammed directly into the glass door.

boom!
Whoa!

The glass door shattered all over the floor, and then the monster's muscles slammed into the iron fence like a battering ram.

boom!
Crunch!Crunch!
The iron fence door immediately made a teeth-piercing sound, and a large piece protruded directly, and then flew out due to the huge impact force.

The screws that fixed the iron door and the riveted walls were also blown away.

call out!call out!call out!
They shot randomly like bullets, and after hitting the wall, they embedded themselves.

The kobold came in, did a flip, and returned to a normal standing posture.

The crowd is like an enemy.

Such a fierce and violent slamming door did not leave any scars on its body, which shows how strong and solid its body is.

The kobold's big scarlet eyes swept over everyone, and with a swish, he rushed to the stairs and jumped up.

"It really went after those people?"

The redhead was glad she didn't leave.

"call!"

Gao Heng puffed out his cheeks and exhaled a foul breath.

Gum!

Dorisan swallowed.

so close!

Fortunately, Lin Baici didn't listen to him.

Jesus peeked at Lin Baici, his brows were tightly frowned, and his face was full of doubts, as if he was thinking about whether his wife had cheated on him or not.

He was even more afraid of Lin Baici, he always felt that this Kyushu man had some mysterious way to make the right choice.

"Bet right!"

Pogba clenched his right hand excitedly and waved it three times.

"What are you happy about? After killing people, it will definitely come down again!"

Huang Jinxiang frowned, and turned to Gao Heng: "It's all your fault, I have to go out!"

"Then why didn't you stop me just now?"

Gao Heng retorted.

"Stop arguing, the enemy is now, everyone must unite!"

The red-haired girl roared, and with a respectful and flattering attitude, she pleaded: "God Lin, Captain Jesus, I'll see you later!"

"Why is he Lin Shen and I am the head?"

Jesus asked back, with a bad tone.

"Uh……"

The red-haired girl was stunned, she wanted to say that everyone called it that!

However, from the point of view of appellation alone, the title of surname + god is obviously higher than that of surname + leader.

"It's just a title, don't worry about it, come on, smoke, think about how to kill that dog!"

The migrant worker continued to smoke.

There was no chance to discuss, the kobold killed people too fast, it grabbed the sportsman who ran away first just now, and walked down the stairs.

While walking, he played with the athletic man's arms and head, like playing with a doll.

The audience was silent.

The athletic man let out a miserable scream because of the irregular twisting of his body and limbs.

Kobold walks into the hall: "I hate cowards!"

After speaking, it uses both hands hard,

Tear!

The athletic man's screams stopped abruptly, his body was torn apart, and the blood from his internal organs spilled all over the floor.

Hua Yueyu's small hand subconsciously grabbed Lin Baici's skirt.

A few people instinctively took a step back, and immediately the words of the kobold rang out, and they quickly stepped back.

The kobold dropped the corpse and clapped his hands.

"In view of your courage to stay, I mercifully announce that no matter who hits me until I bleed, I will let him go!"

The kobold smiled slightly, his huge apple muscles bulging.

There was some commotion at the scene, and everyone subconsciously looked at Jesus and Lin Baici.

If it's just 'bloodshed', these two people should be able to pass the test, right?

But others suffer.

"Lin Shen, don't leave us behind!"

Dorisanne wept.

"Ouba, if you don't have confidence, just run if you have to, and leave us alone."

Jin Ying really didn't want anything to happen to Lin Baici.

"Xiaobai won't run away!"

Hua Yueyu is depressed, she is so burdensome, she has to find a way to become stronger.

The kobold noticed everyone's gaze, looked at Jessus, and then glanced at Lin Baici: "It seems that you two are the strongest among these people!"

"Then who shall I choose?"

The kobold stretched out his index finger and pointed back and forth at Jessus and Lin Baici, like a diner eating a buffet, wondering what to eat first!
"..."

Jesus looked unfriendly, and glared fiercely at those who looked at him, waiting for Lao Tzu to kill this dog, and then deal with you.

Lin Baici took a deep breath, tightened the pipe wrench in his hand, and began to simulate the fighting process in his mind so that he could respond in time when various situations arise.

"You seem to be ready?"

The Kobold looked at Lin Baici: "Then I will choose you!"

"Choose him! Choose him! He's very famous!"

Hua Yueyu doesn't care if she speaks like this, whether it will make the kobold angry and be targeted by it, anyway, she wants to make trouble and let Jesus be cannon fodder first.

"That's right, he will definitely give you a hearty battle!"

Jin Yingzhen also spoke: "Aren't you a strong man? A strong man should challenge a strong man!"

Jesus was not selected, and he was ecstatic. Hearing what these two girls said now, he almost died of anger. He really wanted to blow their heads off on the spot and kill them to death. But at this time, he knew that it was better to say less.

"Is this the magic of love?"

Li Yintong sighed, anyway, she didn't dare to interrupt indiscriminately.

"To shut up!"

Lin Baici scolded, and took three steps forward, just as he was about to make a request, the kobold laughed.

"Haha, I just saw that the atmosphere was too tense, just kidding!"

The kobold curled his lips: "Duel is a big deal, how can you choose someone at random?"

"FUCK!"

Jessus was depressed, but happy in vain.

The expressions of the others suddenly became tense.

"Learn to bark!"

The kobold suggested: "Whoever learns the least, I will choose whoever is my opponent!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. No one thought that this monster would come up with such a way of selecting candidates. It was difficult, not difficult, but it was a bit embarrassing.

"How do you count as a good student?"

Dorisan asked: "There must be a standard that everyone recognizes, right?"

"That's right, give me a standard, or you won't have the final say in the end?"

Redheads need fairness.

"Learn like you, shout fast, I will judge from these two aspects!"

The kobold explained.

"Wang Wang!"

As soon as the kobold finished speaking, a female voice yelled, the voice was clear and loud, with the taste of flattering the master.

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Lin Baici.

It's that Hong Kong girl!
"Wow!" "Wow!"

Li Yintong barked twice, stuck out his tongue, and licked the back of his hand, imitating the shape of a puppy.

"Hurry up, what are you doing in a daze?"

Taimei urged, there is no cosplay costume here, otherwise I can learn how to make this kobold treat me as the same kind.

"Wow!" "Wow!"

Dorisan cried out, but because she was anxious, she felt that it didn't look like it, so she cried out a few more times,

Seeing this, the others also lost their restraint and began to bark like a dog.

All of a sudden, dogs barked one after another in the hall.

The kobold crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and showed an intoxicated expression, enjoying the atmosphere very much.

As the head of the Statue of Liberty, Jesus still has face, but looking at the muscles of this kobold, he chose to give it a go.

"The current humiliation is for the sake of soaring into the sky in the future!"

Jessus looked around and found that everyone was busy imitating dog barking and didn't have time to answer him, so he barked twice.

Wang Wang!

"very good!"

The kobold was very satisfied, with a smile on his face, and he kept nodding his head. After listening for more than a minute, he lowered his hands and signaled for everyone to stop: "Everyone barks very well, but there is one exception!"

Swish!
Everyone looked back and forth, who is it?Then they found that Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu were looking at Lin Baici anxiously.

Could it be Lin Shen?
"Is he poor at imitation?"

Gao Heng suddenly had a sense of superiority. It turns out that Lin Baici is not omnipotent.

"Why don't you call?"

the kobold asked.

"What do you mean?"

Everyone was stunned. Listening to this, Lin Baici didn't learn it well, or didn't call at all?
"Are you humiliating me?"

Lin Baici narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at the kobold.

"Haha, don't get me wrong, I'm not humiliating you!"

The kobold laughed and looked at everyone present: "I am humiliating everyone present!"

"Rubbish!"

Accompanied by these two words, the kobold stretched out his right thumb, turned it upside down 180 degrees, and poked it down hard.

Whoa!
There was a lot of noise at the scene, and everyone was so angry that they were dying, but they all held back when they thought of the Kobold's record.

"You still don't want to bark like a dog? Then I'll choose you!"

The kobolds interlaced their fingers and moved their joints.

Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu wanted to persuade them, but they couldn't say anything.

"Let's learn, and you won't lose a piece of skin!"

Li Yintong poked Lin Baici's arm: "Jesus is the head of the Statue of Liberty, he has barked like a dog, why are you embarrassed?"

"..."

Jesus felt the words sounded like insults.

"Don't persuade me!"

Huang Jinxiang persuaded Taimei and patted Lin Baici's shoulder vigorously: "If everyone can go back alive and drink together, I invite you!"

"Before the fight starts, I need to go to the bathroom!"

Lin Baici threw the pipe wrench up, let it spin a few times, and then caught it with a snap: "Together?"

"..."

Everyone was confused, wondering what kind of plane Lin Baici was using?
"Psychological warfare?"

Gao Heng guessed.

"..."

The kobold frowned, the man was a little surprised by how calm he was.

"What's wrong? The holy sword is too small to show it to others?"

Lin Baici pursed his lips and glanced at the kobold's briefs.

"I'll take it!"

Li Yintong opened her mouth in shock, she really wanted Lin Baici to ask, are you afraid that this monster will show mercy and not kill you, right?
Why are you provoking it so much?
The others immediately looked at the kobold, and sure enough, the monster's face flushed red.

"go!"

The kobold strode toward the depths of the first floor, where there was a public toilet.

Lin Baici followed.

"noob!"

"Oppa!"

The two girls looked at Lin Baici worriedly.

"Wait for me here, be safe!"

Lin Baici comforted: "Yijisheng, protect them!"

"You still owe me several girlfriends!"

Yijisheng sniffed: "Don't die!"

"Brother Lin..."

Li Yintong wanted to say a few words, but Lin Baici ignored her at all, which made her very depressed.

Seeing Lin Baici and the Kobold walking into the depths of the corridor one after the other, everyone was immediately blown away.

"Shen Lin cares too much about face, a man can bend and stretch, what's the matter if he tries?"

Some people feel that Lin Baici is worthless.

"I'm afraid that I will keep bending and bending, and I will never be able to stand up again!"

Gao Heng sighed.

Lin Baici's words made him admire.

"Why do this?"

Big Yanma doesn't understand.

"We Europa, if a noble loses in the war, he will surrender, and he can go home after paying the ransom!"

Pogba explained: "But people from Kyushu will choose to die for their country."

"They have an old saying that it is better to be broken jade than to be whole!"

Some people are willing to bark like a dog in order to survive, but there are always some people who are not willing!
"Do you think Lin Shen can win?"

The red-haired girl asked in a low voice.

"Disaster!"

Gao Heng felt that there was little hope. In this apartment, the gods and taboos could not be used, and this god hunter could not display [-]% of his fighting power.

……

The wall skin in the corridor is mottled and peeling off, the energy-saving lamps on the ceiling radiate a dim yellow light, and there are more than a dozen moths flying around the light bulbs.

Their shadows fell on the wall, like the ancient gods of the Cthulhu mythology, and then danced some kind of weird psychic dance.

clatter!clatter!clatter!
The kobold's hiking boots stepped on the dusty concrete floor, and followed Lin Baici into the public toilet.

The place is not small, there are eight pits and ten urinals, but I don't know who hasn't flushed the toilet after using it, and there is a bad smell in the bathroom.

The kobold glanced at Lin Baici. It thought that this human being going to the bathroom was just an excuse to find a chance to attack him.

Hmph, then he will be disappointed!
The kobold clenched his fists, ready to fight, but the human walked towards a urinal.

Lin Baici lowered his head, looked at the urinal clogged with debris, and untied his belt.

"Am I worrying too much?"

The kobold walked over quickly, stood next to Lin Baici, took off his briefs, and was about to release the water. His confident and smug smile froze on his face as he lowered his head to glance at Lin Baici's big sword.

By god the dog!

Is this too big?Are you a dog or am I a dog?

Lin Baici lowered his head and glanced to the side, then looked sideways at the kobold, with the corners of his mouth curled up, a smile overflowing.

Ha ha!

"Ashiba!"

The muscular kobold suddenly felt a little inferior, and subconsciously turned to the side, trying to avoid Lin Baici's gaze.

Xiba!

Will hammer him to death later, hammer him into a puddle of rotten meat!
The moment the kobold turned his head sideways, Lin Baici moved, holding an affair wrench in his hand, and slammed the kobold hard on the back of the head like a thug.

go to hell!
Minced Meat Strike!

call!
With a strong sound of breaking wind, the pipe wrench messed up the kobold's blond hair and hit it on the head.

boom!
The huge force pushed the kobold's head forward and hit the wall full of graffiti.

boom!
The tiles on the wall were hit, shattered and shattered radially.

Lin Baici picked up the pipe wrench and attacked violently.

boom! boom! boom!
At this time, Lin Baici was like a plumber who was blocked by his husband when he was generating electricity with his beautiful aunt, so he became furious and started killing people with pipe wrench.

"Die to Grandpa!

Lin Baici broke out with all his might.

How dare you follow me into the bathroom?
Don't you know I'm the god of toilet war?
When Lin Baici appeared in the toilet holding this affair wrench, his physical fitness would soar three times, and his combat effectiveness would increase dramatically.

That is to say, in the apartment, the effect of Lin Baici's Colossus Gloves was restricted and could not be activated, otherwise Lin Baici could blow the monster's head off with one blow.

"what!"

The kobold roared, without turning his head back, he swung his arm backwards, and smashed Lin Baici's head like an iron cannon.

Asiba,
Take all precautions, I still fell for the trick, I guessed correctly, this human is really planning to sneak attack me!
The kobold was burning with anger, his face was flushed red, not because of the hit on the head, it didn't matter what hurt it, but because of being suppressed in terms of intelligence.

I clearly guessed it...

But he was still beaten!

"what!"

The kobold punched the wall.

boom!
The wall was rotten, some red bricks were broken, and the kobold grabbed a large piece and threw it at Lin Baici.

It is very narrow-minded, no matter how others hit it, it wants to hit back!
So the back of Lin Baici's head must be smashed!
Lin Baici is not afraid of death, does not retreat a step, and confronts the attack forcefully.

Come on, I have God's favor, I'm afraid of you!
Bang bang... bang!

Lin Baici's speed was extremely fast. Every time he swung the pipe wrench, he hit the brick in the kobold's hand. After two blows, he smashed it into pieces, and then hit it in the face with the third blow.

boom!
The kobold's face finally bloomed, and blood splashed out from his nose.

"Gan!"

Lin Baici muttered, the muscles of this kobold are really tough!

You must know that these sneak attacks activated the Flesh Attack. After this divine favor hit the enemy's body, it could destroy the muscle fibers and disable them, but it was not very destructive when it hit the monster.

In fact, it is also effective. The dog meat man's skin is very tough, coupled with the dim light, it is not obvious, but the subcutaneous tissue has been broken and internal bleeding.

The kobold who had suffered a big loss became angry, and he directly resisted Lin Baici's attack, and charged him, trying to crush him to death.

Lin Baici immediately flew back to avoid his sharp edge.

Not urgent!
Be steady first!
It's a pity that the cassock of the Bodhi Messenger cannot be used, otherwise the muscular Buddha can be called out, and the yolk of the kobold can be beaten out of it.

The kobolds rushed to attack, stabbing and killing.

Swish!Swish!Swish!
Not to mention being hit by a fist, even the fist wind brought out by the fist is extremely sharp, scraping across the face, like cutting with a knife.

Lin Baici dodges.

Ada ada ada!

The kobold screamed strangely, and began to strike repeatedly. It was very proficient in grasping the human body, so after seven punches, it knew the limit range of Lin Baici's dodge.

"Chance!"

After the kobold forced Lin Baici into the corner of the bathroom, he suddenly pulled his right arm back, followed by a dragon spear thrown by a dragon slayer, and blasted towards Lin Baici's head.

"Ashiba, go to hell!"

There was a sinister smile on the kobold's face, and it couldn't escape it!
Lin Baici's eyes were fixed, the place was narrow, the range of movement was limited, and with the explosive power and flexibility of his waist and shoulders, he couldn't dodge the punch.

It can be said to be a must kill!

……

"What movement?"

Taimei's ears twitched suddenly, and she looked into the corridor in astonishment: "It seems that there is a fight?"

"No way?"

Huang Jinxiang raised his hand and watched: "Fighting in the toilet? How dirty!"

"Who cares about being dirty at this time? Winning is king!"

Pogba doesn't pay attention to this. If he can defeat the kobold and fight in the latrine, he doesn't care.

Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu looked at each other, and immediately ran to the public toilet. Yijisheng and Taimei, one by one, grabbed their arms.

"Don't make trouble!"

Taimei scolded: "During the fight to the death, Lin Baici has no spare power to protect you!"

boom! boom! boom!
There was a pounding sound, as if someone had been punched.

"It feels like Lin Shen is going to die!"

Dorisan made a cross on her chest: "God bless!"

Everyone's face was gloomy, and they thought so, but the next second, they heard the kobold's angry scream.

isn't it?
Was it the kobold who was beaten?
It sounds like it belongs to that monster, but can Lin Baici beat it?
"It should be a sneak attack!"

Jesus analysis.

"Don't care if it's a sneak attack or not, as long as you can win!"

The red-haired girl stood on tiptoe and looked nervously into the corridor.

"Everyone, should we go over and help?"

The handsome guy in the trench coat suddenly spoke.

(End of this chapter)

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