Journey to the West: Blind for 500 years, all disciples are big monsters

Chapter 3 The body is the capital of cultivating immortals!

In Taixutian, a peerless man was bathing in the sun, his breath was calm, and he muttered slightly, as if he was enlightening.

In front of him, a monkey was kneeling on the ground, respectful, not jumping up and down like a monkey.

In fact, the monkey's butt was a little itchy, but he didn't dare to scratch it. Instead, he still concentrated on waiting for Master to impart the Dharma.

As for Zhou Xuan, he was thinking hard about what he could teach monsters.

He actually wanted to talk about science like mathematics, physics and chemistry.

But this has two problems:
One is that I don’t know if the monster can understand it, and even if it understands it, this thing is of no use, and it can’t directly become stronger. What if the monster doesn’t buy it.

Besides, Zhou Xuan was also worried that monsters would really bring about an industrial revolution in this world, and the world would be in chaos.

The second is that science is also a kind of law, the law of the world. The order of this world is very different from the world before he traveled, and the laws of physics and laws are also different. The feeling and force are also gone.

It is even possible that he might be seen as a liar, thus putting himself in complete danger.

So I want to fool the monsters.

It is best to say something that may exist in this world, or is ambiguous, but it cannot be proved true or false in a short time.

It's like some big cakes drawn by factory owners. Can you say that promotions and salary increases, beautiful women and luxury cars don't exist?
of course not.

Because it is possible.

It's just that there may be a little distance from you.

So what Zhou Xuan has to do is to create a sense of distance and at the same time brainwash the monsters as real things that exist here.

Therefore, Zhou Xuan first said: "Little grandson, practice is like throwing a needle with a rolling mustard. Only those with great perseverance in the world can break through the thorns and forge ahead. As a teacher, I can teach you the Tao, but you need to move mountains." There must be no slack in the perseverance of reclamation, otherwise this Dharma will not be passed on!"

The monkey thought for a while and asked, "Master, can this method lead to longevity?"

"Can!"

"Study, of course!"

Xiaosun's eyes lit up, he was overjoyed, and he agreed wholeheartedly.

Before he came to look for the method of longevity, he knew that practice is the work of grinding a needle with an iron rod. Only by burning ointments and continuing to work diligently can he achieve positive results.

As long as you can live forever, suffering is nothing.

"Yes, Not Bad."

Seeing the sincerity of the monster, Zhou Xuan nodded in satisfaction and began to teach the so-called Tao of Longevity.

"As the so-called Dao is simple, the more supreme and powerful the divine channel method, the more the way of practice is back to the basics. It seems simple and unpretentious, but it actually contains the truth."

"A sage once said: the body is the capital of cultivation, no matter whether it is immortal or ordinary, it is inevitable. Only with a strong physical body can we be invincible."

"Xiao Sun, you might as well think about it. If you have a strong physical body and infinite strength, if you are beaten by others, you will not be able to move, but if you beat others to death, will you be invincible and invincible?"

What Zhou Xuan said was actually thinking of the ancient witch clan.

It is said that the ancient witches were all rough-skinned and thick-skinned, invincible physically, and they could fight ten against one in a single battle. Many powerful people in the prehistoric world would take a detour when they saw this gang of iron fools. The flowers and branches of the clan trembled and the water flowed turbulently.

And even if the Yaozu hit them with innate treasures, it was almost like exfoliating dead skin, and they didn't lose blood at all.

The first Lich War should have ended with the defeat of the Monster Clan and the tragic victory of the Witch Clan.

If this is the case, Hong Huang will probably fall into the shadow of the Wu Clan.

It's a pity that the law of heaven does not allow it, and someone pulls a sideways and asks the two sides to sign a non-aggression pact. The first Lich War ends forcibly with the demon clan controlling the sky and the witch clan controlling the land.

Anyone can see that when the Wu clan has a big advantage, they come forward to declare a truce. This is not a bias or anything.

The ancient Wu Clan, it can be said that they are not afraid of heaven and earth, the type who dare to slap twice when the second priest of the West comes, they are so strong.

From this prehistoric story, it can be seen that if the body is extremely strong, it can really do whatever it wants.

But in fact, these words are just as they are said.

No use.

It is simply impossible to cultivate the body to the extreme and have infinite strength. Besides, no matter what the body is cultivated to the extreme, it is equally powerful and boundless.

For example, if technology is cultivated to the extreme, it is possible to become a saint of nuclear bombs, Immortal Emperor Erxiang Foil, and God King of Water Droplets!
But you can't deny that Zhou Xuan's words are unreasonable, his physical body is strong, let alone cultivated to the extreme, even if he is like a great witch, it is still very scary for a little monster.

"Disciple understands!"

Hearing Zhou Xuan's dun dun teachings.

The monkey got it!

He recalled the years in Huaguo Mountain.

It is precisely because his physical body is stronger than ordinary monkeys, and he never loses in fights, that he can command the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain and become the Monkey King.

Once his physical body becomes stronger, he will be invincible.

However, the monkey still has some doubts: "But Master, what does a strong body have to do with the law of longevity?"

If your body is healthy, can you live forever?
"Extremely stupid!"

"Go to the mortal world and see if those mediocre and strong people live longer than the old, weak, sick and disabled? The healthier you are, the longer your life span is. This is an eternal truth."

"But people with strong bodies will still die. Why? That's because their physical bodies are not strong enough. Compared with gods, they are still too weak, too weak!"

"When the physical body reaches a certain level, it will naturally live forever and live the same life as the heaven and the earth. Immortality is still secondary. When you reach this level of cultivation, moving mountains and filling seas, picking stars and taking pictures of the moon. You can do it!"

"Why can't you understand such a simple truth?"

Zhou Xuan opened his mouth and cursed lightly.

For this stupid monster, it is reasonable and necessary to scold him appropriately.

If you have ever heard of PUA, ask which boss has never scolded his staff, which teacher has never scolded his students, and even Confucius said something like 'Dead wood cannot be carved'.

So you have to scold if you should scold. The apprentice who scolds doubts life, doubts himself, wonders why he came to be an apprentice, why he asked such a stupid question, why he is so stupid...

In this way, the initial stage of brainwashing the disciples has been achieved. In the end, self-doubt and imaginary assumptions will be made until the thinking becomes lazy, so that one can unconditionally believe the words of the master.

After all, he was PUAed by his elders, teachers, and boss all the way since he was a child. Zhou Xuan has mastered certain rules.

It's just that everything has to pay attention to a degree.

It should be scolded, but not too harsh, just a little bit of water.

Otherwise, scolding is too fierce, and it is easy to play off.

At this time, the monkey suddenly realized that he didn't feel scolded at all, but felt that the master was right, how could he ask such a stupid question.

It turns out that as long as you train your body to the extreme, you will be immortal. The method of longevity is so simple!
But the monkey soon thought of the problem. It is not so easy to exercise the physical body to the extreme!
In other words, the method of body training is the key to longevity!
(End of this chapter)