Kuai Chuan: What to do if you madly criticize beauties who refuse to be cannon fodder
Chapter 174 The baby comprehensive control group does not do cannon fodder (3)
Chapter 174 The baby comprehensive control group does not do cannon fodder (3)
As soon as he appeared today, wearing the exact same white clothes and jeans, Jiang Lai would inevitably be scolded as the last one.
【She is disgusting, can you stop giving her so many shots】
[No bragging, why do I feel that Jiang Lai's legs are much longer than Mo Wanhou's]
[Yeah, Jiang Lai's legs are so beautiful, Mo Wanwan's legs are a bit out of shape]
【Jiang Lai's face is so small that half of her face is covered by a pair of glasses】
[Is the one in front blind?Can't you tell that she deliberately wears these big-frame glasses to complement her small face? 】
【She is really a scheming bitch】
The barrage was flying up, and after the two most controversial guests appeared on the stage, the barrage really started to discuss, and nine out of ten of them scolded Jiang Lai for playing a big name and learning from others.
Mo Wanwan took the opportunity of greeting Jiang Lai and glanced at Jiang Lai. She never thought that Jiang Lai would learn her style now. Didn't she hate it most when people said they looked alike?
What happened this time?Want to take this opportunity to give yourself another wave of enthusiasm?
After a brief exchange of pleasantries, everyone started to get down to business.
After all, this is a parent-child variety show, and the "mother" has already appeared, and now there is only one child missing.
Under the director's arrangement, a bus stopped, and five children with small suitcases got off the bus one after another.
"Come on, five mothers, please step forward and take a look at the five children in front of you."
The five guests stepped forward, and the director continued.
"Five children, five mothers, randomly assigned, everyone look back at where you were standing just now, and see what color is on the stand."
Jiang Lai looked back and saw that his own was black.
The rest are also of different colors.
"Look at the small schoolbags on the backs of our five children. What color are they?"
At this time, everyone already knew the child they had matched, and Yu Yan, who had a brighter personality, had already reached out to the child with the yellow schoolbag.
"Come on girl, mom hugs you."
The little girl with princess bangs and long hair obediently stepped forward to hug Yu Yan.
"What's your name, girl?"
"My name is Li Bobo, and everyone calls me Candy."
There was a wave of envy in the live broadcast room.
[Wow, little candy looks like a little princess]
[Are her eyes really something humans can have? 】
[I don’t know whether to envy the mother or the baby now]
[Punk style mother with princess style daughter, hahahahahaha]
Next, Wang Xuaner and Yang Bing each held the hands of their matched children. Wang Xuaner matched a handsome little boy with braids, nicknamed Dandan, and Yang Bing's child was a little chubby. The girl, nicknamed Rourou, is just like her name, she is very cute.
Mo Huhou also took the hand of his "son". The little boy is called Heng Heng. He looks about five or six years old. The loss of a front tooth does not affect his cuteness at all. His small face looked like a puppy, so he took Mo Wanwan's hand and said something to the camera.
"Mom, you are so beautiful."
【Wow angel baby with angel mother】
[Where is my Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?I actually saw the word husband on the face of a six-year-old boy]
[Pay attention to the words in front, that is my husband]
[Wu Wan is so gentle, she even brought a lollipop]
At the same time, Jiang Lai on the other side stood in front of a little yellow-haired doll. The two looked at each other and before Jiang Lai could speak, the little boy raised his finger and pointed to Jiang Lai's nose.
"Auntie, you are so ugly."
The scene suddenly quieted down, but the live broadcast room was full of barrage.
【hahahahahahahahaha】
【Hahahahahahaha, I have already foreseen Jiang Lai's rampage】
【Mother and her wronged son】
[Hahahahahaha my internet mouthpiece! 】
【Jiang Lai won't be so angry that he will go on strike】
Just when everyone was expecting Jiang Lai to show an embarrassing expression, Jiang Lai still said something gently with a smile on his lips.
"Baby, you are ugly too."
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】
【Come on, hurt each other】
【Is Jiang Lai okay? If a child is ignorant, she is also ignorant】
[Why can't you scold me back?Bear kids have to deal with it like this]
[It's broken, I'm inexplicably looking forward to this wronged mother and son, what should I do? 】
The little boy clenched his fists and stared at Jiang Lai, then suddenly yelled.
"I don't want this mother!! I don't want you to be my mother!"
Seeing that something was wrong, the director team quickly prepared to cut the screen, but before the director gave an order, Jiang Lai had already acted.
She unhurriedly took out an Ultraman model from her pocket and handed it to the little boy.
"Want it or not?"
The little boy glared at Jiang Lai with his fists clenched, his eyes drifted unconsciously to the limited-edition Ultraman model in Jiang Lai's hand, and he spoke forcefully.
"I don't want ugly women's things!"
Jiang Lai raised his eyebrows and continued to walk in front of him.
"Really not?"
"Humph!"
The director team breathed a sigh of relief when they saw it, but they didn't expect Jiang Lai to have two brushes, and knew to prepare some small toys in advance.
But no, how did she know that she would be matched with a boy?
The barrage was also discovered, and they all swiped up.
【Does Jiang Lai have a script?Otherwise, how could she prepare the Ultraman that boys like in advance? 】
[Ultraman?She knew that her partner was a boy? 】
[Sure enough, this kind of program has a script]
Neither the director nor the other guests expected that Jiang Lai would prepare this in advance.
Obviously this trick works, the boy likes to reach out to snatch it, but Jiang Lai suddenly withdrew his hand.
"Want? I haven't given it yet!"
The boy immediately became irritable, stomping and yelling.
"Give it to me!! Give it to me quickly!!"
The director hurriedly gave Jiang Lai a wink to tell her not to tease the child, but Jiang Lai was unmoved and grabbed Altman's leg and folded it forcefully.
"Boom!"
With a crisp sound, the metallic Ultraman was split into two.
The audience fell silent.
The director, guests, and staff all stared at Jiang Lai dumbfounded. No one thought that she would actually break Ultraman.
After being stunned for a second, the little boy pursed his lips and was about to cry, Jiang Lai bent down to look at him with fierce eyes.
"Don't cry! Even your Ultraman can't beat me, if you cry again, I'll beat you too!"
"Woooo...you bad woman!"
"From now on, I'm your mother, remember? Call me mother."
Jiang Lai's eyes were fierce, and the bear boy turned his head and was about to run towards the director, but Jiang Lai grabbed the back of his neck.
"I tell you that it's useless for you to find anyone for the next two weeks, don't cry, don't watch the director!"
After speaking, Jiang Lai turned around and smiled at the director's team with the child in his arms.
"We have communicated here, and we can set off."
director:"……"
Are you sure you communicated well?
【Jiang Lai is so fierce】
[Scare children?The program team doesn't care? 】
(End of this chapter)
As soon as he appeared today, wearing the exact same white clothes and jeans, Jiang Lai would inevitably be scolded as the last one.
【She is disgusting, can you stop giving her so many shots】
[No bragging, why do I feel that Jiang Lai's legs are much longer than Mo Wanhou's]
[Yeah, Jiang Lai's legs are so beautiful, Mo Wanwan's legs are a bit out of shape]
【Jiang Lai's face is so small that half of her face is covered by a pair of glasses】
[Is the one in front blind?Can't you tell that she deliberately wears these big-frame glasses to complement her small face? 】
【She is really a scheming bitch】
The barrage was flying up, and after the two most controversial guests appeared on the stage, the barrage really started to discuss, and nine out of ten of them scolded Jiang Lai for playing a big name and learning from others.
Mo Wanwan took the opportunity of greeting Jiang Lai and glanced at Jiang Lai. She never thought that Jiang Lai would learn her style now. Didn't she hate it most when people said they looked alike?
What happened this time?Want to take this opportunity to give yourself another wave of enthusiasm?
After a brief exchange of pleasantries, everyone started to get down to business.
After all, this is a parent-child variety show, and the "mother" has already appeared, and now there is only one child missing.
Under the director's arrangement, a bus stopped, and five children with small suitcases got off the bus one after another.
"Come on, five mothers, please step forward and take a look at the five children in front of you."
The five guests stepped forward, and the director continued.
"Five children, five mothers, randomly assigned, everyone look back at where you were standing just now, and see what color is on the stand."
Jiang Lai looked back and saw that his own was black.
The rest are also of different colors.
"Look at the small schoolbags on the backs of our five children. What color are they?"
At this time, everyone already knew the child they had matched, and Yu Yan, who had a brighter personality, had already reached out to the child with the yellow schoolbag.
"Come on girl, mom hugs you."
The little girl with princess bangs and long hair obediently stepped forward to hug Yu Yan.
"What's your name, girl?"
"My name is Li Bobo, and everyone calls me Candy."
There was a wave of envy in the live broadcast room.
[Wow, little candy looks like a little princess]
[Are her eyes really something humans can have? 】
[I don’t know whether to envy the mother or the baby now]
[Punk style mother with princess style daughter, hahahahahaha]
Next, Wang Xuaner and Yang Bing each held the hands of their matched children. Wang Xuaner matched a handsome little boy with braids, nicknamed Dandan, and Yang Bing's child was a little chubby. The girl, nicknamed Rourou, is just like her name, she is very cute.
Mo Huhou also took the hand of his "son". The little boy is called Heng Heng. He looks about five or six years old. The loss of a front tooth does not affect his cuteness at all. His small face looked like a puppy, so he took Mo Wanwan's hand and said something to the camera.
"Mom, you are so beautiful."
【Wow angel baby with angel mother】
[Where is my Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?I actually saw the word husband on the face of a six-year-old boy]
[Pay attention to the words in front, that is my husband]
[Wu Wan is so gentle, she even brought a lollipop]
At the same time, Jiang Lai on the other side stood in front of a little yellow-haired doll. The two looked at each other and before Jiang Lai could speak, the little boy raised his finger and pointed to Jiang Lai's nose.
"Auntie, you are so ugly."
The scene suddenly quieted down, but the live broadcast room was full of barrage.
【hahahahahahahahaha】
【Hahahahahahaha, I have already foreseen Jiang Lai's rampage】
【Mother and her wronged son】
[Hahahahahaha my internet mouthpiece! 】
【Jiang Lai won't be so angry that he will go on strike】
Just when everyone was expecting Jiang Lai to show an embarrassing expression, Jiang Lai still said something gently with a smile on his lips.
"Baby, you are ugly too."
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】
【Come on, hurt each other】
【Is Jiang Lai okay? If a child is ignorant, she is also ignorant】
[Why can't you scold me back?Bear kids have to deal with it like this]
[It's broken, I'm inexplicably looking forward to this wronged mother and son, what should I do? 】
The little boy clenched his fists and stared at Jiang Lai, then suddenly yelled.
"I don't want this mother!! I don't want you to be my mother!"
Seeing that something was wrong, the director team quickly prepared to cut the screen, but before the director gave an order, Jiang Lai had already acted.
She unhurriedly took out an Ultraman model from her pocket and handed it to the little boy.
"Want it or not?"
The little boy glared at Jiang Lai with his fists clenched, his eyes drifted unconsciously to the limited-edition Ultraman model in Jiang Lai's hand, and he spoke forcefully.
"I don't want ugly women's things!"
Jiang Lai raised his eyebrows and continued to walk in front of him.
"Really not?"
"Humph!"
The director team breathed a sigh of relief when they saw it, but they didn't expect Jiang Lai to have two brushes, and knew to prepare some small toys in advance.
But no, how did she know that she would be matched with a boy?
The barrage was also discovered, and they all swiped up.
【Does Jiang Lai have a script?Otherwise, how could she prepare the Ultraman that boys like in advance? 】
[Ultraman?She knew that her partner was a boy? 】
[Sure enough, this kind of program has a script]
Neither the director nor the other guests expected that Jiang Lai would prepare this in advance.
Obviously this trick works, the boy likes to reach out to snatch it, but Jiang Lai suddenly withdrew his hand.
"Want? I haven't given it yet!"
The boy immediately became irritable, stomping and yelling.
"Give it to me!! Give it to me quickly!!"
The director hurriedly gave Jiang Lai a wink to tell her not to tease the child, but Jiang Lai was unmoved and grabbed Altman's leg and folded it forcefully.
"Boom!"
With a crisp sound, the metallic Ultraman was split into two.
The audience fell silent.
The director, guests, and staff all stared at Jiang Lai dumbfounded. No one thought that she would actually break Ultraman.
After being stunned for a second, the little boy pursed his lips and was about to cry, Jiang Lai bent down to look at him with fierce eyes.
"Don't cry! Even your Ultraman can't beat me, if you cry again, I'll beat you too!"
"Woooo...you bad woman!"
"From now on, I'm your mother, remember? Call me mother."
Jiang Lai's eyes were fierce, and the bear boy turned his head and was about to run towards the director, but Jiang Lai grabbed the back of his neck.
"I tell you that it's useless for you to find anyone for the next two weeks, don't cry, don't watch the director!"
After speaking, Jiang Lai turned around and smiled at the director's team with the child in his arms.
"We have communicated here, and we can set off."
director:"……"
Are you sure you communicated well?
【Jiang Lai is so fierce】
[Scare children?The program team doesn't care? 】
(End of this chapter)
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