Fairies just want to lie down

Chapter 479 Arctic Forest
"No money."

Li Yi looked at his account balance, and there was less than 2000 yuan left.

He counted his main income all the time. 99% of it was contributed by the old men in the chess and card room downstairs. It should be about 2000 yuan a month. This is the result of his winning more and losing less. low.

"Looks like I have to play mahjong again."

"Pornography and gambling are all accounted for. Sure enough, there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames."

Bai Shi leaned over his head quietly, making no sound, like a ghost.

Ever since he learned all kinds of evasion methods, Baishi has been silent when he moves, wishing to use invisibility when going out.In her words, practice is to make oneself feel better, and the greatest enjoyment of social fear is invisibility.

So Shiraishi often hid outside, and was once caught by Jin Dan on patrol.The use of magic is strictly prohibited in the urban area, so powerful people cannot control it, but they must control it during the foundation building period.

This is not only a matter of strength, but also a matter of quantity.No matter which era it is, monks at the level of Qi refining and foundation building will always make up the majority.Most of them mean that they need to be managed. If they are not managed well, they may lead to chaos.

Later, it was Qiongyu who came forward to solve the problem, and because of this, she entered the eyes of the high-level executives of the Haojing Company and gained certain privileges. The patrolling monks would basically ignore her.

But after that time, Baishi never went out again, even if Qiongyu comforted him many times to tell him the privilege, it was useless.

'I'm not afraid, I just feel embarrassed to cause trouble to others...'

From this, Qiong Yu further understood the biological creature called social phobia in humans, which is the fear of causing trouble to others, the fear of other people's eyes, whether malicious or kind, and even communicating with others is scary.

Baishi belongs to severe social terror. In her own words, "I'm just a rat who lives in the basement".Before being brought here by Li Yi, he had been exporting social terror quotes to Qiong Yu for a long time.

'Delivering food without a uniform is like a soldier on a battlefield without a gun.Wuwuwu went to the coffee shop to get takeaway and didn't dare to enter, which caused a timeout. If a country bumpkin like me goes in, he will definitely be looked at with someone's eyes. '

There are many such remarks.

At the beginning, Qiong Yu didn't care much about it, she just thought it was not easy for human beings to survive.

Now Qiong Yu felt that Baishi belonged to the puppy she saw on the balcony in the evening.The master followed him very arrogantly, and once he let go of the rope, he immediately froze again.

Although it is inappropriate to describe a person as a puppy, it can be used to describe Shiraishi's state best.

He will play tricks on himself, and of course senior immortals.Although not to the point of being arrogant, it is also unscrupulous.

"Small gambling hurts money, big gambling hurts lives, can't you find some normal work?"

Baishi said: "Since you don't go to school, why don't you try to work in the government. I think the prime minister's salary is quite high, plus various subsidies, the annual income exceeds one million."

"Of course, it's not as simple as being a prime minister. Maybe you can unify China. How about a seven-fold increase in salary?"

China's number one rebel is still obsessed with it.

Li Yi naturally goes in the left ear and out the right ear, and it is impossible for him to work in this life.

"Gambling is the nature of all beings. Whether it's a human or a monster, they always like to take risks for things that are uncertain and have huge benefits. Do you know? Even in the age of Asgard, casinos still exist."

"Even I can't put an end to pornography, gambling and drugs."

As soon as the era of Asgard was mentioned, Baishi's eyes lit up slightly, and his attention was immediately diverted.

"You can't stop it? Impossible, as Xiao Zhuxue said, you wield the world like an arm. Asgard's authority runs through the entire society like an Optimus Prime, from the central government to the grassroots, and even every people."

She waved her hands excitedly, as if she had taken Li Changsheng into her.Li Yi also hopes that she has this ability. Who would dislike having another person to do the work?
Influenced by Li Yi, Qiong Yu likes to study human history and knowledge the most.And Baishi and it have two souls, providing a theoretical basis for the flow of high-concentration knowledge to the low-concentration brain.

Management cost is a problem that needs to be solved in all dynasties, and it also indirectly affects the development direction of the entire power structure.

Without exception, until modern times no central power has been able to reach the real grassroots.

The sub-district office is the grassroots management in China, but the government really directs it like a fool dancing a sword.

Most of these places are old men, not even Qingshui Yamen.No power, no establishment, no money, how can people do things like this?

But conversely, all of them are given the treatment of civil servants, which will greatly increase the financial pressure.

The lesser of the two, the contract salary is naturally more substantial and in line with the reality.

The Age of Immortal Palace will also face this situation, but Li Changsheng himself is worth 1000 civil servants, and his work efficiency is worth [-] million.

Without communication costs and wrangling, the central efficiency of direct decision-making is not comparable to ordinary people
The above is Zhu Xue's description, but Baishi has never seen it before.

The books on the prosperous times are full of cultural scenery.

Li Yi said casually: "Human nature does not change according to one's will. It may be improved, but it will never disappear. Pornography, gambling and drugs are hard to cure. Even if you kill tens of thousands, someone will still show up in the end."

It's not that he doesn't care, it's just that he doesn't want to follow.

As a person who has been cultivating for thousands of years, Li Changsheng knows very well that there are some things that are beyond human control. The only thing he can guarantee is that these things will not harm most people.

Baishi said: "Don't you think that you can reach millions of people with one thought? As long as the supervision is in place, there will be no problem."

"Ha ha."

Li Yi chuckled, looked at the naive Shenzhou Rebels, and said, "Baishi, if you are allowed to sit in that position, you will be a tyrant."

"Me?" Baishi said unconvinced: "I am a staunch supporter of the people, how could I be a tyrant? Of course I am really not capable enough to manage the world..."

"Those who think that power can do everything are basically tyrants in the end." Li Yi shook his head. Due to the existence of Xianmen in the practice world, the life span of dynasties is generally longer, but it is only about 500 years.

But before I let the Shangqing Palace manage the world, it was actually only 200 years.

Li Changsheng has met many monarchs, some have only heard about their deeds, some have seen them with their own eyes, and some have talked with them.Among them, tyrants are not a minority, and the common problem of these is the supremacy of power.

"Whenever you exercise power over others, with a parental mentality, then you can be a qualified ruler."

Qiong Yu made up his sword at the side and said: "It's also a common problem of keyboard warriors. Controlling everything is a kind of abuse of power. A rule without control is called a reign of terror. You don't know the pain until the whip hits you."

"..."

Bai Shi's face turned red when he was told that, and he muttered, "I just believe what Li Yicai said."

"So you just want Senior Immortal to work? Just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your life, and then sigh about the prosperous times."

"Cough cough cough...how can you defile someone's innocence out of thin air?!"

"Actually, it's not impossible to solve." Li Yi changed his voice, "I said there is no way to stop it, but in the society I manage, pornography, gambling and drugs are basically unknown, and it is difficult for ordinary people to come into contact with."

"The latter two are slightly less difficult. Basically, as long as you strike hard, you can solve them. Only the word yellow is also lustful."

Bai Shi hurriedly asked: "What way?"

"Li is an idle person, don't do business at a loss." Li Yi shook his head, then raised a finger and said: "1000 yuan a solution."

[Transfer 1000 yuan from Shiraishi]

Li Yi nodded with satisfaction and said: "Lust is natural, and the union of yin and yang is natural. Therefore, it is difficult to eliminate Huang, but it can be replaced."

"There is a secret method that makes people fall into an almost real illusion, replacing the flower building that has flourished for countless years."

"VR pornography?" Baishi was immediately disappointed, she thought it was some kind of miraculous policy.

Li Yi nodded: "It can be said that for the sake of safety, this illusion is only allowed to reach 70% of the sense of reality. It will prevent people from being deeply involved in it and not knowing the falsehood."

Huan Shu Hualou can be said to be one of the greatest Taoist methods in the 2000th year of Immortal Palace. Its founder Shui Mengyuanjun even gained the reputation of "the most outstanding monk".

Putting an end to flower buildings is one, and more is making outstanding contributions to population control.

Because illusion can satisfy all the beautiful fantasies a person has about his partner, and he is used to delicacies from mountains and seas, so when he returns to reality, he naturally doesn't have much thought about ordinary people.

In that period, the inside trumped the outside.It's not how high the moral level is, but the universality of the so-called good skin.

"What if someone uses illusion to seduce people in reality?"

Baishi asked about the biggest controversy of illusion, which was also the direction of the original formulation of relevant laws.

"All illusions are strictly regulated. There are more than 1 images in it, but each of them is fictional." Li Yi replied: "As for illegal ones, these are outside the supervision. Those who have the ability to perform this kind Cultivators of high-level illusion generally have no shortage of companions, and they don't even bother to use it on ordinary people."

"For the strong, it is courting death." "After all, there is no perfect method in the world."

Li Yi paused, looked at Baishi and said, "The dream method you usually use is an advanced step above this, it belongs to the category of magical powers, and it is also a contraband among contraband. In modern terms, it is military supplies. "

"And your usual usage, releasing it to the Immortal Palace will be the death penalty. My lord has a lot of it, so pay me some redemption silver..."

Before Li Yi could say anything, there was a "bang" from the white stone brain, and the snow-white skin quickly covered with rosy, and the whole person was like a boiled prawn.

"I, I, I... went to practice."

After finishing speaking, he quickly ran back to the room.

Qiong Yu estimated that this guy would not appear for a long time.

Li Yi shook his head, he didn't expect that he would be prostituted for nothing one day.

However, 1000 yuan is enough to spend half a month on my own. After all, I have someone to take care of my daily life, and it took Zhao Si 30 years to pay the rent at home.The biggest expense is going to the bathing center and being cheated by "family members" on the short video platform.

Every time I buy some garbage that looks useful but can only be piled in the storage room.

Strictly speaking, he was not deceived, but demanded.

And Li Yi is usually too lazy to care. If he has to be careful about everything, living like that will be very tiring.

The meaning of life is squandering.

At least that's what Li Yi thinks, if he didn't squander it in his previous life, he must repay it a hundred times in this life.

With this in mind, Li Yi jumped up from the sofa, put his phone in his mouth, and went out.

"Xiao Qiongyu, I'm going to wash my feet, I don't need to make dinner for me."

"Alright, Senior Immortal."

Watching Li Yi leave, Qiong Yu glanced at the empty living room and knew that there was no need to prepare dinner tonight.

The three wives were not there all the time, they spent most of their time practicing, and Baishi hardly came out to eat without Mrs. Taiyin cooking.

The only celestial being who ate went to wash his feet, so the job was naturally gone.

Zhu Xue came out of Xiaotaolin, looked left and right, then sat down on Li Yi's seat, and pointed to the table.

"Xiao Qiongyu, pour some tea."

Qiong Yu poured the spiritual tea from the yin and yang two-gas bottle, watched the half-grown girl in front of him pretend to drink it, and then followed the example of the immortal senior and lay down.

This son sits on the seat of an immortal.

Zhu Xue has one obsession, which is to help the immortals rule the world.It's not that she is greedy for power, but Qingxuan and Taiyin can help the immortals rule the world, so she must have it.

Now he is in charge of the sofa and the TV remote control.

The fairy family is not big, and there are many disputes.

In the evening, when Li Yi returned home, Zhu Xue was already lying on the sofa and fell asleep.

He sat next to him and said as usual: "Xiao Qiongyu, pour tea."

While drinking tea and scrolling through videos, Qingxuan sent a message not long after.

[Qingxuan]: Immortal, do you have any other discoveries about the nine-character mantra?
Regarding the nine-character mantra, this is beyond Qingxuan's ability, and almost no one in the world can help Li Yi investigate.This job naturally fell on him, and the method was naturally to learn it all over again.

To learn is to learn, not to copy everything.

In the previous life, what Li Changsheng really understood was only soldiers and a part of the array, from which the space glazed piece came from.

In fact, he also understands a little bit, but it is useless to him.Strengthening one's comprehension is really tasteless.

And if you can master the Nine Characters, you will definitely be able to solve whatever you encounter in the future.

The truth is this truth, but the way of heaven is gone, and learning is not as simple as it used to be.

"Let's give it a try."

Li Yi sighed, lay on the sofa and closed his eyes, while Qiong Yu stood on the table and looked up, trying to understand some magic tricks from it.

After a while, Qiong Yu fell asleep holding the bottle.

Because it takes too much energy.

When she woke up, it was already daytime.

Li Yi sat on the sofa, and at some point there was an extra glass in his hand.

"I guess it will take a few years to learn the word formation, but there is no rush."

He put the glass water glass on the table, Qiong Yu approached curiously, poked his head into the mouth of the glass, and what he saw was the abyss.

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A month later, everything was calm.

Li Yi looked at the glasses in the cupboard, and then at the one in his hand, but he couldn't put it down anymore.

Qiong Yu gave a suggestion: "Senior Immortal, why don't you build an ecological tank and use it as a decoration in the living room, and I can plant some flowers and plants for you."

"Makes sense."

Li Yi waved his hand, and all the water glasses flew into the air and collided together. The white aurora flashed in the air, like the singularity of the birth of the universe.

In an instant, an oval water tank appeared.

"I'll dig some soil for you."

Qiong Yu flew out carrying a water tank dozens of times larger than herself, and didn't come back until night.

The next day, a mountain disappeared somewhere.

Another month.

The three of Tu'er finished their retreat and practiced. When they came to the living room, they saw an additional ecological tank, and a small person was busy inside.

Today is the weekend.

Li Yi said with a serious face: "Although the world is peaceful now, we need to plan ahead. This is the cave I prepared."

The three women believed it, and they were not just messing around, they were just dual cultivators.

Until the evening, Li Yi was still playing with his mobile phone.

Dong Yunshu grabbed Li Yi's collar.

"Elbow, enter the house."

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night.

Qingxuan sent a message to Li Yi, and as expected, the other party responded immediately, without asking him to wait a few minutes for the game to end as usual.

"Xianchang, there is another change in the world. According to satellite observations, a forest has appeared in the Arctic Circle. I am afraid that a peerless medicine will be born."

"At present, the first investigation team sent by the government has brought back a large amount of elixir, but they are trapped in the periphery, and cannot enter the core area due to a special kind of confusion."

"Nowadays the powerful people from all sides are gathered together, I'm afraid there will be another big battle. So I hope that Sword Immortal Flying General will go back to sit in battle."

Li Yi answered without hesitation:
"Good good."

(End of this chapter)